#also I change my url yay!!!

[thedeadthree]

-`. 𝖚𝖗𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 ❦

-ˋˏ .·:·. ⊱ indorilnerevarine ➵ THEDEADTHREE ⊰ .·:·. -ˋˏ

-`. baldur’s gate has my psyche and soul at the moment so in honor of that and the dearest (un)holy trinity i thought it would be cute to do a change as it’s been a bit!

-`. 𝖒𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘! ❦

[automatonknight]

how do we like hackingmachine everybody

[maddy-ferguson]

maddy-ferguson -> shortndsweet

#temporaryurlchange

[pondslime]

what is your username lore?

tagged by @likedovesinthewnd 💐💗

↑ screaming @ ur username lore btw!! just went and listened to that track...........god. ur mind. gonna have to listen to the whole album asap. random ass tangent: whenever I see ur url I think of when doves cry by prince. (which. lowkey. is also an ode to pussy & the men who do not deserve it. imo)

ANYWAYS. url storytime:

so, when I went to make this blog, I actually intended to name it after my ao3 account (pondslime). it wasn't available. whomp whomp. sat there ponderously for a bit tryin to conjure up somethin mucky & icky & kinda spooky.

got to thinking about the absurd amount of coffee I slam down while writing my evil fics............& ventiswampwater was born.

like. ur goin to the bayou shack starbucks & ordering up a venti iced swamp water. one sip later & ur writing weird porn ☕️🐊

⚠️ EDIT: unintentional sidenote!!! but I just checked on a whim & pondslime is now available?? after eons?? so. um. I need a second (and third n fourth) opinion

📍tagging some ppl w/intriguing urls: @ace-of-hearts-and-spades, @thestandupproject, @bluecoolr, @cherubgore, @biblicallyaccuratemeat! 👀

[girlboyburger]

i have been kind of thinking tht maybe the name vhsanimal isn't as apt anymore since i've been sliding into new styles... nd i also wanna maybe do something cow themed > <

but i think maybe ""rebranding"" for like a fourth time is um. bad for ppl recognizing my blog. what do u guys think??

[jamessunderlandgf]

Ok another one for funsies since you said you don't rly go to RE we will visit the source of your url for the ask game: Silent Hill!!

the first character i fell in love with: miss cybil bennett i literally nuked my old blog just to change my url to cybilbennettgf she is my everything

the character i never expected to love as much as i do now: fucking james sunderland but i SHOULD have expected it cs he is the most pathetic wet beast EVER and of course. that’s unfortunately my type of guy

the character everyone else loves that i don’t: there isn’t a character i dislike i think yay

the character i love that everyone else hates: i’m gonna take this opportunity to call out the dudebros who had some bullshit to say abt angela in the remake fuck em i love her look

the character i used to love but don’t any longer: nobody i luv them all xoxo

the character i would totally smooch: lisa is just thee most smoochable she’s so so cute, but also cybil cs i’m in love w her idk

the character i’d want to be like: mira the dog :3 and also cheryl she slays she’s a girlboss she kills god

the character i’d slap: pyramidhead in the hopes that he brat tames me

a pairing that i love: harry/cybil raising cheryl together 😌 and i am also partial to a lil james/harry moment

a pairing that i despise: is james/mary cheating SJNFSJND

[achillestiel]

writing tag list update:

With URL changes and whatnot, I thought it was time to update my writing tag list again (also because I will be posting a new fic in a few weeks so yay)

If you want to be tagged in future writing please reblog/like this post ❤️

[the-kipsabian]

Ayo! Greetings! I hope you are doing pretty well! I’m really sorry for asking this as I’m truly in dire need of help. My cat needs some immediate help for her surgery so I’m trying to raise some funds for her. If you have some spare time, please check it out the post that I have pinned for her, and if you feel it in your heart to help, please do us the favor by boosting the post or share it! Even if you cannot donate, spreading the word is definitely more than enough. Thank you for your kindness, and so sorry again for being this direct! <33

//update they blocked me instantly so hey anyone peeping this post or in their url tag just know this is a scam :) stay safe out there kids

you know what i feel in my heart

fuck no 🙏❤

hey kids, lets play a game of spot a scam again!! (im copying the message ive replied with before here and the original is at the bottom if you wish to reblog that one :) just editing this a bit here to show the new stuff they are putting out there in this very message yay!!)

okay this is literally the same story ive seen before at least three times. its word to word the same. youre not even trying

reblogging ONLY FROM ORIGINAL SOURCES posts in the past two days so :)

also they try to act more human with a decent description and likes and follows turned off. dont try hun

their only original post as far as i scrolled (which admittedly wasnt very far as its obvious this is a scam lol) is the donation post. unsurprisingly

ive said it before and i’ll say it again - they seem to target people in similar positions that they are supposedly in, trying to pluck that sympathy cord with “your pet is sick so you are sensitive and know how this feels”. this isnt my case rn but i obviously have posted cat photos and i have a donation ko-fi link in my pinned post sssoooo

“pls consider answering this ask privately” lmao so what people dont know youre a scammer? NEXT (this isnt in this ask surprisingly, but im leaving it in here cause they do this occasionally still)

a simple search even within tumblr tells you people already know about this. the account, the story and the cat. you aint fooling anymore

if unsure kids, ask a friend and google things 👍 reverse image search, for example, is your best friend!! also googling the latter half of the given paypal name reveals immediately that this is a scam. plastered all over the first search page lmao

also kids, in case youre asking “well what bad could a one little me reblogging a post even if its a scam do if i dont donate :/” 1. im sorry what and 2. it makes them look legitimate which they are not. the more notes the more trusted the source cause tumblr is full of idiots (sorry not sorry ive been here for over 11 years i know what people are like) plus you put your friends, mutuals and followers in a risk of participating in a scam. and have your name associated with it as well. do i need to go on?

anyways hi go report this blog and always be hesitant if someone you dont know asks you for donations like this. unless its a beloved mutual on your dash, reconsider. stay safe, thanks 💜

looking forward to being blocked immediately after posting this, but i’ll be sure to report you for a scam. :) also fuck you for using someone elses poor cat and their situation to literally scam good natured people out of money, what the fuck is wrong with you

peace and love, fuck you ✌💜

[whumpsday]

Whumpmas in July #1

Introduce yourself.

hi! i'm mill and i'm a whump writer. i've been writing since march of last year, and this is my second year participating in WIJ!

my writing masterlist is here! the main thing to check out is my main series, Kane & Jim, about a vampire whumper-turned-whumpee whose former victim takes care of him after he's tortured by vampire hunters.

i really like nonhuman whumpees (especially vampire whumpees). for this event, i will be devoting 5 of the writing prompts to my main series, and the others will apply to 5 whumpees of varied species: a borrower (tiny whump), a vampire unrelated to my main series, a fairy, an alien, and an immortal.

i also have a g/t (giant/tiny) sideblog @smallsday, where i blog about characters with size differences. there is a g/t event going on this july too, GT July, and while i won't be completing GT July like i will with WIJ, i'm going to combine a few prompts and some of my WIJ pieces will also function as GTJ entries. yay for tiny whump!

here are my answers to the WIJ introduction questions! i filled these out last year too, but some of them have changed:

❤️ Name: mill

💛 Gender: bigender (man/woman), though i'm leaning more masculine as of late

💙 Favorite season: fall

❤️ Average amount of sleep: LOL (barely better than when i gave this answer last year)

💛 Dream job: retiree so i can focus on writing as a hobby. however, my current job of teaching kids to read is also very fun :)

💙 Blog established: february 2022

❤️ Reason for URL: had dinner at friday’s that night and based it on their slogan "gere, it's always friday." my blog title used to be "here, it's always whumpsday."

💛 Fave Whump Tropes: immortal whumpees, nonhuman whumpees (especially vampires or demons), whumper turned whumpee, tiny whump, deprivation of basic needs (food, water, sleep, touch, air. especially air), claustrophobia, gore, captivity, recovery / comfort / sweet sweet caretaking

💙 Projects you’re working on: mainly just my main series, Kane & Jim! tried adding other stuff before and stretched myself too thin, so just that for now, plus some one-shots.

❤️ Favorite color: red

💛 Anything else you’d like to add: this is my favorite seasonal whump event, bar none. i love the little activities and how the writing prompts leave breathing room by being spread out.

@whumpmasinjuly

[raymondshields]

I'm gonna answer asks from dgsblr and go to bed so this'll be my last post on main for the night but in summary:

I woke up at 8am and had six dms over two platforms in less than two minutes informing me of this.

It's been slammed at work all day and I have not stopped for -checks notes- sixteen hours now.

Eustace Winner isn't the worst possible name, I don't mind Eustace but Winner is just. Not great.

Couldn't care less about Justine anyway so that's no issue, I'm not gonna use it tho.

I'm not changing my url and 'Eddie Fender' is a slap in the face so that name can fuck all the way off.

I'm... happy it's getting ported? I think?

ProZD probably won't be able to voice Gregory again so I'm worried about that.

But it looks like they might be fixing Ray's characterization a little bit so he comes off less creepy (which was a mistranslation) and more just European? I hope so, anyway.

I'm not really prepared for the fandom to be racist against Ray the way they already are/were against him and Godot but I guess I'll just have to deal.

AAI2 is genuinely a really damn good game, and them fucking with the names doesn't change that.

No matter what I must just remind myself that at least it isn't Evillious Fucking Chronicles levels of bad sequel. Nothing is going to top Heavenly Yard for bad sequel and I'm including Spirit of Justice in that.

On that note, Netflix Saint Seiya did the same thing and also girlified Shun, which was a piss-poor choice. So congrats Capcom the bar was in hell and you did in fact clear it.

There's already an ao3 workskin that will simply fix the new names into the old names. Problem solved.

I whined about it for a day, yay, and now I'm going to blacklist some tags so I never have to see this shit again and we'll be back to your regular "Pale tries really hard not to be a hater on main because being a hater on main is too addictive" blogging tomorrow.

I'm... actually kind of glad the AA server burned down, now? I would not have coped well with having to fucking admin that shit right now and it would have been demanded of me and it would have made an already bad week worse.

I really want to not check the tags for a while but I also don't want to miss TGAA fanart, so hell world.

It's past midnight and I have work in the fucking morning still so I'm gonna sign off now. Fuck my stupid baka life. I'm tired.

[copepodkisser5000]

~INTRO TIME~

i go by Synth online. i probably count as a “tumblr old” (been here since 2011, and i’m even older than the source material my f/o comes from). i’m one of these 🏳️‍🌈. i do a lot of arts n crafts, and have commissions open. i’m bad at writing about me.

this is my main selfship sideblog- my main blog and the one i'll follow you from is @leadendeath, mostly furry-oriented but personal too, and if you want more general spunch.b0p-related goodness, i’m over at @1percentevil. if you already know me from those places, you are absolutely fine to follow/interact/whatever. i’m only joking when i call myself cringe or embarrassing :))) i’m unnecessarily self-conscious about every action i’ve ever done ever and i gotta get over it somehow.

This isn’t a faq, more like a “things you might be wondering about”:

“What does your url mean?” -the species plankton are called copepods. yay for having a pre-existing interest in marine bio. the 5000 doesn’t mean anything, i just thought it looks cool. and vaguely technological.

“Plankton is already married…” -anyone who loves Plankton, i also love by extension. That includes Karen! luckily i like computers and robots too very much :)

“So are you okay with sharing him?” -See above. Yes! He needs all the love.

“Anniversary?” -23/7/23. i already knew him from years back, but really reconnected with him when i heard a certain song… it was love at first listen. i’ve had few and far between f/os in the past, and every time it was the same “fall for them hard and fast” situation.

“F/O list?” -just the one guy is all i need. :)

Now here’s where i’ll infodump about my s/i…… eventually lol. When I get round to getting a few sketches I’ve done out of “WIP purgatory”, I’ll post about it under the #🦈 tag. I’m a shark, his best(/only…) customer, then shoulder to cry on, then we progress to more… lil dweeb latches on to the first guy who truly doesn’t consider him a loser. i could be talking about either of them there…

❗i now have a toyhouse page for it! backstory and more here❗

blinkie cred

One little thing which i've started putting on all my "about" pages: i've never stated what i would like people to tag for in all my time on tumblr, but i'm making a change for that now. Please tag #cats and #scars for me, i would appreciate it immensely. i'll tag for anything you'd like too! <3

[silverzoomies]

I’m so curious to see who you’d ship me with because I completely trust your judgement… so here goes nothing. 🌸💐🌷

-I’m a 23 year old female who’s currently in college for criminal justice and psychology. I’m awful at math but love love love science.

-I love animals, I have lots of snakes, lizards, fish, dogs, cats. I’m not opposed to anything besides spiders

-I love listening to music and my favorite artists are Taylor swift, Hozier, P!nk, and Kelly Clarkson. I like to think I’m a creative person but idk. I like to craft and scrapbook, make jewelry etc.

-im a perfectionist and if Im not instantly good at something I get very frustrated.

-I also have depression (yay) anxiety, autism, and possible ADD. People have told me I’m good at ‘hiding’ it and ‘fitting in’ though.

-im super shy in real life. Like beyond shy. Im not a fan of physical touch but if it was someone I really liked, I wouldn’t mind. My love language is gift giving.

-I like to cook, I play piano and guitar, and I like to go on a lot of spontaneous adventures because if my mind comes up with an idea I have to play it out that moment or I go insane.

-im pretty good at adjusting to any environment and tend to mimic people to fit in. I like to people watch and kind of mirror their personality and actions.

-winter is my favorite season and Halloween is my favorite holiday. I’d say I’m a pretty morbid person by societies standards. Like animals in jars and black clothes… listening to true crime podcasts to fall asleep. Stuff like that. I’m kind of goth, I’d say? I also love makeup and rarely leave the house without it on

oh...oh my gosh...ohohohohoh buckle up, my good buddy pal,, i've got a super fun one for you !!! i'm gonna put a read more, since this one's kinda long !! you gave me a lot of detail to work with !!

✧❁❁✧✿✿✧❁❁✧🧡💛📚🧡💛✧❁❁✧✿✿✧❁❁✧

right off the bat, you talk about studying criminal justice and psychology. which are very respectable fields of education. it sounds to me like you're really takin' your education seriously !! and that's wonderful !! y'know...that kinda reminds me of a certain boy...

so, y'know who also takes his education pretty seriously? a guy who wants to change the world for the better? i'm def thinkin' of pre-death kyle for you. sorry. SORRY, OKAY !! i know what you're thinkin'...oh, zoomies, you're only saying this because i've got kyle in my url. ABSOLUTELY NOT !!

you make yourself out to be such a genuine sweetheart with a wide range of interests !! you're creative and down to earth - both of which are traits i think kyle would absolutely swoon over !! you treat animals with kindness, and you love every single one. c'mon...doesn't he seem like the same ?? if you showed him the super gnarly pets you have, i know for a gosh dang fact he'd think they're the coolest ever !!

mans unapologetically loves music. dude was so open about how much he liked toto. based btw. i can totally see him vibin' to your favorite tunes too. bobbin' his head, singin' along. no matter how feminine the songs seem, he really wouldn't care !! he'd have fun with 'em anyway !!

i think he wouldn't want you to hide how you feel, or mask yourself for the sake of fitting in. he likes you for your genuine self. the creative person you are, with all your talents - writing, music, cooking, making jewelry. he'd want you to be yourself openly and freely. and he'd be super patient and encouraging about it too !! kyle's a sweetheart !! you put two sweethearts together ?? recipe for love !! 💛🧡❤️

[kazemiya]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬’𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

『The wildcards』

Smau masterlist | the royal dupes

Y/n - the third daughter of the Queen and King, known as the academy’s sunshine. Works hard and has a good track record in anything. She holds a bit of a grudge towards her family since she feels like she’s constantly outshined. And also towards hokuto who doesn’t really notice her presence

Anzu - y/n’s childhood best friend and roommate. Anzu is the daughter of a duke and is a little bit wilder than y/n is, her getting y/n is trouble in the past. Thinking of majoring in swordsmanship. She doesn’t really like y/n’s parents and always ready to take y/n’s side.

Yuta - The younger of the two twins from the Aoi family. He dreams of being a famous musician and is the son of a duke. He and his twin brother Hinata are always seen together but they have extremely different classes. Meets y/n and Anzu during the first year and has never left her side since.

Hinata - The older of the two twins from the Aoi family. He’s more skilled in swordsmanship and horseback riding than his academics. He first meets y/n and Hokuto due to them taking horseback riding and swordsmanship together. He dreams of becoming a knight just like Anzu.

Fun facts !!

Artex is the name of Hinata’s horse in the stables

Anzu has broken 20 swords so far since she started her swordsmanship programme

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : the academy’s brightest or should I say ex-brightest, beaten by the unknown son of viscount. No one’s ever seen this boy before, so you start observing him, you’re just curious on how to beat your rival. Keep telling yourself that

𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 : yay !! The first set of profiles is out and tysm for the support so far on my smau it rlly means a lot !! Also do let me know if u have any thoughts abt the profiles they’re always welcome !!

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐔 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 : @kamiyatos @yuuyukisora @merahmudachuchu「send an ask if u change your url or if u want to be removed/added」 if ur irl is bolded means i cant tag u

[all-just-for-a-moment]

i am back on tumblr dot com after being extremely inactive for two years (all two people reading this cheer) :000

but yes a) i will probably most likely be active again! yay!! b) i will soon be changing my url and/or making a secondary blog to differentiate between my reblogs and my own things more easily! yay!!! c) i was looking through my old drafts and found that i had a ton of incorrect quotes posts still lying there so i will be posting those sporadically just for funsies! yayyy!!!!

anyways that is all :3 peace

(also check out my intro post if you want to see how much prettier i’ve made it)

[rathockey]

who are your tumblr crushes ?

YAY any excuse to shout out my beloved mutuals (and a good way for me to try to remember who is who with all the url changes lately asdlkfjslkj)

@911onabc (kirby my beloved mutual whose writing is amazing and is also soooo pretty) @translasso (andrew my absolute beloved who i message one million times a day about everything) @chimneysrebarscar (sam who is sooooo talented) @transboybuckley (such a great writer and always there to beta for me and encourage me) @buckitup (who has the exact same taste in media as me and is therefore perfect in my eyes) @heartbeatdiaz (whose excitement over my missing buck au is incredibly motivating) and @housewifebuck (who makes incredible edits i'm so jealous and in love with them) MWAH my most beloved mutuals i love them all so much and so appreciate them putting up with my silly nonsense :)

sleepover saturday!

[athetos]

also maybe 3 games u think are underrated...? im always after smth new to play 👀

These are 3 indie games I’m devastated I don’t see more stuff about them…

Cosmic star heroine is a relatively short chrono trigger spiritual successor that I had an absolute blast with. Combat was fun, there are almost a dozen playable characters by the game’s end and they use new mechanics that weren’t present in chrono trigger like style + hyper attacks, also instead of mp you have limited use of skills and need to defend to regain points, it makes more sense in practice. The game is so charming and there’s hilarious moments that poke fun at scifi tropes and memes and programming jokes. And the world is super cool, I don’t remember too much of the overarching plot but I liked the characters a lot. As far as chrono trigger-esque games go, it’s not as good as sea of stars, but it’s definitely better than I am setsuna or lost sphear. I wish more ppl played it!

Slime-san is a puzzle platformer that starts out simple but gets pretty fucking bonkers. You’re a cute little slime who can dash and jump and cling to walls, and as you complete stages new obstacles are added and it really ramps up the difficulty. Theres a lot of content and free dlc and you can change the color scheme and whatnot, it’s a really cute faux-retro aesthetic. Theres even boss fights which can be so brutal! It’s definitely challenging and I never completed the new game + thing but I should go back to it sometime because it’s a lot of fun. But it’s also hard.

And okay, this one was pretty highly rated when it came out but I never see ppl talking about it even though I know it’s relatively popular at least at the time of release, but I cannot recommend axiom verge enough. It’s the best metroidvania I’ve played that wasn’t a Metroid or Castlevania game (sorry hollow knight). Youre a physicist with amnesia on an alien world trying to get home and you kind of get thrown into this plot by these beings called the Rusalki… I won’t say much more than that but the lore is fucking delicious and is explored more in its not-quite-as-good-but-still-recommended sequel. Everything about the game is awesome, and it was all primarily done by one guy, Thomas Happ, and he uses the profits to help make more games and care for his son’s medical bills. But for the game itself, it’s sooo atmospheric, it leans hard on the Metroid influences, the bosses are sick, the challenge feels just right. There’s a ton of weapons you can find so you have a really robust selection to fit whatever play style you prefer, and to also help solve puzzles. Theres also abilities that help you move to new areas, but instead of your standard double jump type deal it’s things like sending out a drone to get into small spaces or being able to glitch through walls. It’s fucking great. I still think about the plot regularly and what’s next for this universe ooo…. The plot twist is so good ALSO my url is the name of one of the characters, he states that athetos is from a Greek word meaning “one who is rejected, or whose thoughts shouldn’t be entertained”. I can’t verify any of that though as I know zero Greek.

Also these aren’t underrated I’d say but I also really recommend tunic (Zelda inspired action adventure), sea of stars (as mentioned earlier), the messenger (ninja gaiden-esque action platformer that becomes a metroidvania), into the breach (roguelite(like? Only a single character Carries over between runs)), baba is you (the smartest a puzzle game ever), and shovel knight (he’s a knight with a shovel yay)