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transsexual-divinity · 5 months

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Hey losers and losettes,

I’m in the very early stages of starting a little diy zine about horror movies! I have no experience in this so advice is appreciated lol. But I’m hoping to have it out by July. I’m calling it PHOBIA and the theme of this one is summer horror, so not strictly ones that take place in summer but they got the vibes. Along with the horror theme there’s also gonna be a smaller section about upcoming music/concerts/etc too. Going to attempt to have it in print but it may end up digital if that’s easier for me. And I’m having open submissions!

I’m open to all things, art, reviews and rantings, movie recommendations, original fiction or horror poetry, even your urban legends (got a story about a evil ice cream truck lol I’d love to hear it!). The subjects so far are:

House of wax 2005

Sharp objects 2018

X 2022

Texas Chainsaw 3d 2013, though I haven’t watched it yet..

Hopefully Maxxxine 2024 if one of my local theaters plays it when it comes out

Music, so if you want a shameless plug of your band hit me up!

And anything else I (or you) can think of

So if that’s something your interested in email me at: [email protected]

#m talks #or of course you can dm me on here too if you want #I kind of have no clue what I’m doing but I want to give it a shot #yeah even if you just want to say that house of wax is the worst movie you ever saw or whatever that’s good too I like variety #I probably won’t really distribute this anywhere may be able to get a shelf spot out a local record store but that’s about as public as itl-#get in the irl world. as for online or like snail mail idk bout that yet either but am open to it #would love to send a copy to anyone that contributes also #but um yeah! hmu! we trying to get creative in here lol. also yeah I’ll probably reblog this a few times then have it replace my pinned for #a while too. again advice is welcome from anyone experienced in the zine or art world out there #queing this for in the morning for reach #also have to go brush my teeth #oh yes and I need to make a mag tag hold on. okay here it is->#PHOBIA mag #okay now for the shameless attention tagging #zines #zine promo #horror zine #house of wax #sharp objects #x 2022 movie #x 2022 #texas chainsaw 3d

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egophiliac · 11 months

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this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

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so-very-small · 1 year

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the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho!#again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have)#(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth)#GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

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yanderespamton78 · 4 months

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rb and put in tags the name of the stuffed toy(s) you sleep with

#i have quite a few on my bed but i sleep with jevil because hes the softest #kinger has a big cardboard plate in his head; spamton is verr spikey and caine has so many cardboard panels to help him keep his shape that #he is actively uncomfortable to sleep with akjhkhadfs #i love them all dearly tho #i like learning about things like this its interesting to realise that everyone around you has a life and memories and specific objects tha #mean a lot to them and why they mean so much to them #just every now and then i have the realisation that “heck everyone in the world is also living”#like that dude who you accidentally bumped on the way to co op. he has a life. he has a family. he went to school and he has friends #he woke up that morning and brushed his teeth and picked and outfit. maybe took his kids to school if he has any #he also had a chain of events that led him to that exact moment when you bumped into him #then you walk away and never see each other again. you go on with your day and keep going with your life and he does the same #woah i got very deep in the tags #reblog and put in tags #idk what to tag this with

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itwoodbeprefect · 27 days

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the great thing about falling really deep into a new media niche is developing opinions on many new things. the terrible thing about falling really deep into a new media niche is developing opinions on many new things

#fjdkfdjkfd.#anyway. last week a trailer came out for something only called kidnap. which is hilarious because that's a blocked tumblr tag #it's a romance (with the kidnapper. who is secretly only doing it to pay a medical bill). i don't think it sounds or looks very good #& considering who is airing this and their history with Edgy Content the keyword here will probably be Bland. or maybe Toothless #but unfortunately...... tragically...... one of the leads is an actor i'll take in literally anything.#so i've spent my week periodically being attacked by this insignificant bit of knowledge and experiencing shrimp emotions #literally just. going about my day. thinking 'kidnap'. going OOF. then remembering i'm in the middle of brushing my teeth #also. i found out the original writer of bad romance & together with me is ALSO the writer of not me. and it's things like this #that would take like. twenty layers of explanation of these properties in general and also my takes on them specifically #and how it contrasts or aligns with their general perception. to even come CLOSE to explaining the mental hit i took from that #i need a corkboard and some red thread. and then probably three more corkboards #for day 1 that is. i think i have a week's worth of loosely connected spontaneous deep dive video essays i could do off the top of my head #ah well. the curse of having interests #*

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abirddogmoment · 8 months

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forced out of bed for Tortures (learning to swim in a private heated saltwater pool)

#dogblr #rory borealis #i am soooo happy to have a dog who can hang out while i move around #one of my favourite things about an independent breed #and a skill i absolutely foster from the start #she's started staying in bed while i brush my teeth and get ready to walk her and its been great #also she learned to swim!#she uses all wheel drive which is great! and she jumped off the ramp!#shes going to be such a cool dog #im preparing her for paddleboarding because i bought a SUP this year!

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lyriumsings · 8 months

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love and deepspace is so wild i went in expecting minimal fan service, a blank slate mc, lots of stuff it wanted me to buy what i got was an insanely fun combat system, tons of ways to earn currency, an MC with: a traumatic backstory, PTSD, heart problems and not one but TWO glocks!?! and yeah the men are there too and are absolutely down bad for the mc LMAOO SKAJSJ

#no but there’s tons of fan service LMAOO #literally mc is the worlds most special princess #but they also still have personalities???#when i tell you i was shOCKED when homura wouldn’t give eri her turn on the claw machine #mfer said not yet imma get it i swear and then got jack shit DJSJ and used ALL THE TURNS?? AND EVEN BOUGHT MORE?? LIKE DKSJDJ #WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?? LEMME PLAY THE GAME??#lyriumsings txt #love and deepspace #i’m replaying it with the japanese dub and i’m just #so incredibly pleasantly surprised #i’m about to go to bed tho #i can barely keep my eyes open #i have to wait an hour to brush my teeth tho sadly

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holygroundgone · 6 months

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bed sharing is too stimulating, going on and on about his youthful high temperature and his scent, his unique scent, his male hormones

#'pressing his lips to the side of xie qingcheng's neck and letting the tips of his teeth brush up against the older man's skin-#meatbun are you trying to kill me?#meatbun what does he yu smell like?#what is his unique scent #see; chu wanning smells like haitang; xqc smells like medicine #and i always picture mo ran having an incredibly musky and animalistic scent; enhanced by an exotic mix of cinnamon and oud #(extremely specific thank you 🥰 i even have meanings behind it)#because cinnamon is spicy and sweet and is so often used in cooking and baking and even has medicinal purposes #and oud as the infected heartwood of a specific tree; described as black and strong and animalistic #anyways #what does he yu smell like? am i going to end up brainstorming up an incredibly specific scent for him #mo ran is never specified to have such a scent anyways but it's my interpretation and i can do whatever i want!!!!#throws a dart it's because of his demon heritage!!! he gets special abo traits as a treat for the man who mentally is already living in abo #oud is also frequently used for incense; so i think cinnamon and oud suit mo ran's dual nature extremely well #i keep getting distracted #for fun..... he yu smells like smashed blueberries; a bit sweet a bit sour a little musky #and blood 😊#the sweetness of blueberries covering up thick salty copper musk of blood #perfumes are one of my special interests; so i like to get carried away 💝#i feel like my scent profile for he yu might change as i read though

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what-the-fuck-khr · 5 months

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GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY IM BACK I HAVE ANSWERS so we looked at my teeth etc and I’m not gonna die of sepsis bc despite all the shit my toothache caused me there’s no infection. so what was it, Bronwyn? good question!

wisdom teeth

#LMFAO #my wisdom teeth are……… so poorly angled. 100% impact on all four #and the left one is tryna make moves so it’s swelling my gums which is raising my molar #and jacking up my bite while the tooth is sensitive in sensitive gums #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#so he suggested just. get rid of them. take the wisdom teeth out. all 4 bc of the possible impact from them #and if I didn’t I’d just periodically have this crazy ass pain come and go and come and go and fuck THAT so. removal it is #👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻#I have no idea what that’s gonna cost lmfao so we’ll…. we’ll see #and today basically the pain hasn’t been nearly as severe. the swelling has gone down significantly. so I think the pain/problem is #subsiding for a bit. I hope. lol. so they’re referring me to the dental hospital teehee #and then we did a clean of my teeth bc I have crazy plaque buildup and thus bacteria and thus making the issue worse. apparently. so #which isn’t a surprise. depression and adhd means I don’t brush my teeth as often as I should. and floss is scary #while doing that he seemed to have no problems with any of my fillings so I assume they’re fine atm too #all those side effects bc my wisdom tooth wants to play up…….. attention seeker #also between that molar and the gums where the wisdom tooth is. there’s a pocket. apparently. and stuff is getting stuck in there apparently #a pocket……. head in hands. and obviously that’s difficult to clean so that’s also bothering my gums and thus my tooth. GOD #ooc #anyways that’s the dentist update. tldr; I’m fucking fine it’s just wisdom teeth fucking it all up

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bunnihearted · 6 months

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#it went!!! idk lately my pain treshhold has been so low bc im in pain all the time #so i just dont wnna be in pain anymore... he said that now it'll still hurt for a few days T-T #but he wasnt exactly sure what it was but i had.. a cavity??#im not rlly sure abt the english terms for all of this but the tooth is dying lol #but instead of immediately killing it nd getting a root fill he said that we should give the tooth a chance #so he fixed what he could fix #i hate dentist treatments bc of all the air nd water nd my anxiety i need to swallow constantly #but this time i actually told them abt it nd he was very helpful sksks #he even said 'ok now take a break nd swallow' so i didnt need to be so anxious #nd it was a relief bc he wasnt bad at all. he was actually rlly nice nd easy to talk to phewww #it cost abt $80 so i can manage to be without that until next week!!!!#so yeah it went much better than i had anticipated so im happy abt that #but yeah the problem still isnt 100% fixed yet so im still not relieved #he said i had a cavity in my other tooth as well but that we needed to check that at another time #im so frustrated bc i brush my teeth 2/day i use mouthwash i floss....#and for the last 7 months i havent even had any sugar!!!!! like why did this still happen.. o.o #oh nd he also said that i probably clench my teeth nd yeah i do that a lot more than i've realized #your teeth arent supposed to be touching!! never!! only when u eat #my teeth.... are touching pretty much all day omg. bc im so tense nd anxious #he said that he couldnt be sure bc he didnt have enough info to go on but that could have contributed to this #well well... i did it nd went even if i didnt want to #hopefully my tooth will be better now. nd i have another appt in may to see what i could get done further #if financial aid for it gets approved tho it might not #but yeah.. god dental pain nd issues is my no. 1 fear bc im poor nd i cant afford it

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jrueships · 8 months

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diggs/allen

#diggs: always trying to match a certain aesthetic even when hes mad #walks around the house wearing sequined ruby red outfits expensive clothes dresses up even to go nowhere #wakes up 5 hours early before morning even starts to get ahead on his skincare routine and STILL has to rush out the door #touching up on his teeth flossing using the car mirror to help #whines and moans abt his beauty products running low until someone else has to go out and buy more for him #vs wake up 1 minute before i have to leave .. say bye to my dogs.. then leave josh #no brushing teeth no shower no clothes prepicked out #he eats his peeling dead skin to replenish his new skin #cant spend more than 1 second doing anything. needs to be on the move learning. no time for preening !!#it drives diggs crazy but diggs also is a sucker for adventure so they somehow work #josh drives trying not to crash while diggs insists on trying to AT LEAST apply some chapstick on those lips PLEASE josh PLEASE #he grabs his chin and makes him turn to face him despite allen needing to see the road #josh lets him #they crash (out of the playoffs)#diggs/allen

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cursingtoji · 8 months

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once you stand in the line of a unisex bathroom and watch every man that comes out not washing their hands you seriously reconsider ever having sex with one again

#— chatting break 💬#oh oh also watching them going to sleep without brushing their teeth #i may have spent too much time in hostels #my sexuality is being questioned #and not in the hot ‘i may be gay’ way #in the ‘men are a biohazard’ way

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lovelesslittleloser · 2 months

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Does stabbing your gums count as self-harm? Because I am bleeding but also this feels like the correct thing to do

#genuine question #tw self-harm mention #tw self harm mention #tw blood mention #I brushed my teeth like two hours ago and then flossed and now I’m just stabbing the gums with a toothpick #there is some blood like. my instincts say to keep doing it #so I’m probably going to lol #kinda off-topic but as a kid I had this cool metal bookmark (might still have it actually) that I just put in my mouth sometimes #and I was like ‘why does this metal taste like blood??’ because I didn’t know about blood iron yet #tbh blood does actually taste good. mouth blood the least good but still better than some of the stuff sold in stores #I will however state that I have only ever tasted my own blood so it could just be that my blood tastes good #also is it normal to be able to get the pick TROUGH the little bit of space between two teeth and your gums?#I wish metals were a bigger dietary requirement in humans bc it tastes really good #to anyone who read all this sorry for ranting about how good blood tastes lol #at least I wouldn’t have to worry about that if I became a vampire or something lol

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dentist-brainsurgeon · 11 months

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My surgery is tomorrow and I'm