#also if y’all didn’t see my post

[straight4joekeery]

Eddie: What? I'm not aggressive!

Steve: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Eddie: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Eddie: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Steve: That’s a snake.

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Steve: State your name, rank, and intention.

Eddie: Eddie, Eddie, fun.

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Eddie: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Steve: Eddie, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

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Eddie: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Steve: Neither.

Steve: Because it's twelve.

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Eddie: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Steve: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Steve: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Eddie: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Steve: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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Eddie: Hey there Vecna, It's me, ya boi.

Steve: Eddie, NO!

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Eddie: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Steve: What- how?

Eddie: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Eddie: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!

Steve: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?

Eddie: Whatever caves first!

[this-isnt-the-bathr00m]

Okay here’s another art dump! The one with willow saying women is from January but I like it so it is being included. I think this sort of reveals. who my favorite character is. Mouse

I have many, many drawings of the dont stupids (which are mainly the same 3 characters I won’t lie 😭), so if anyone’s ever curious to see more, I could share some…. maybe. I’m still very scared of posting here

[ohits-starflower]

One thing I’ll also say about the situation we’ve have this past few days:

I don’t believe we’ll be getting an announcement about him leaving. We didn’t get one with Dan or Spreen for a long while. The team didn’t even announce that they disinvited one person from purgatory 2 who was later found out to be making fun of the project… Everything was handled privately.

The story rn it is hard but easier to erase him. The team I’m sure is talking to Quackity who is trying to handle it. And I’m sure the team is also trying to see how they would be able to off his character (tbh they have a few ways they can do it) but nothing I feel will be official yet.

The last thing I will say is I feel for Richas’ admin. I can’t imagine how they feel rn.

[starlooove]

No one is asking you to like cops IRL, not even the show. If you look at Arcane and what you see is copaganda, if you look at Cait and only see PoLiCe OfFiCeR and not the character, the problem is YOU.

1. I never said anyone asked me to like cops irl

2. I know that’s what I said.

[dam-mar]

not me spontaneously crying to a tiktok with the half return audio because all i could think about was how the lawn is fucking dead since roran is mortal but eragon will endure

[alexalblondo]

forever fascinating to see how different people see tumblr welp

[archersartcorner]

Was thinking about the fact that Zac’s last two (main campaign) characters have been Rogues (or the SW5E rogue equivalent) That Are Creatures. And what if they met :) bop slug

[polar-equinoxx]

“ You need them more than I do. ”

icemav my bbys🥺

click for quality!! I may add closeups later tho!

[robiinurheart33]

Gnaws at the iron bars of my enclosure I love my babygirl

Extras below (process + no scars and hair)

[mariathechosen1]

Was Anyone But You a good Much Ado About Nothing adaptation? No, not at all, but fuck it was fun!

[dreamyprinx]

I bring to you, actual art but it’s me trying to replicate my friend @spaceshmuck’s art style

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[blupengu]

Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

[theamazingannie]

You're 23, it's high time you learn to think critically instead of swallowing whatever rubbish your white faves throw at you. Or at least learn how to fucking tag.

I don’t know how old YOU are, but I’m guessing 14. Otherwise, it’s high time YOU learn to think critically and realize that everyone has different tastes than you. Also, it’s time to learn how to do things that bring you joy instead of coming into some stranger’s inbox (anonymously, because you’re apparently too much of a coward to share what artists YOU listen to) and insulting them.

I could go on about Taylor’s stats and the amount of beloved artists who have praised her and her songwriting. I could go on about the artists that *I* don’t like who are super popular despite being actual rapists, pedophiles, and bigots. But instead, I think I’m going to go listen to her music and have a grand time because I genuinely like it and don’t need to justify my taste to ANYONE. If you don’t like her, and this goes for anyone reading this who follows me as well, then stop talking about her, stop interacting on posts about her, and stop going after her fans because the more you talk about her, the more you’ll see her and the bigger she will be. Spend your time on the artists that you DO like and maybe they’ll be able to finally compete with Taylor. And maybe you won’t be so angry all the time over some “mediocre” white pop star.

[spicyicymeloncat]

Rage

[boyobjectifier]

“My fiancée is femme and our boyfriend is butch none of us are lesbians” You’re a dumb theyfab cunt and your skull should get caved in. You peaked in high school selling Spongebob vape carts. Fucking faggot

[peapod20001]

I’m very good at drawing a reference and then IMMEDIATELY making it inaccurate by changing the design </3