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Not me telling my coworker how disappointed i am by seeing "Dear Sir, dear Madam" on an email instead of like, "dear customer"
#did i give myself out ? probably but honestly#what a waste of words a dear sir dear madam is#also it sounds awkward as fuck#thems the rules
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ageswap au made by @tenretsuzan on twitter! there's a brief explanation beneath the readmore
your name is hikari ku, age 30. you were banished from your home nation of ku at a young age and led a failed rebellion against your treacherous brother, laid low by a harsh betrayal.
"even if it means harnessing this darkness... i will see my country freed from war."
marred by scars left by your once erstwhile friends and plagued by a darkness that grows uncontrollable, you grasp onto the small hope that you may one day reclaim your nation once more...
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your name is temenos mistral, age 21. you led a peaceful life in flamechurch until one day your brother disappears after leaving you with an ominous message about the church.
"roi... what could have led someone like you down a path like this?"
despite your father's protests, you follow after his footsteps in hopes of uncovering his whereabouts, as well as the church's secrets that forced his departure...
#satsuhart#temehika#octo2#their goals are still the same it's just at different times#if you think about it hikari's rebellion would realistically take at least a few years lol#but this is after he tries to fight mugen but ends up being betrayed by both ritsu and rai mei and has to retreat to find another way#being alone and significantly less hopeful about his situation he starts leaning into his shadow more and more#temenos' is just a matter of... what if he went after roi immediately instead of choosing to stay#tldr its the 'im gonna fuck that old man' temehika au (30 isnt old but 21y/o teme thinks it is)#yeah teme looks the same but whatever. the light has not left his eyes#also fun(?) fact the english ingame descriptions of each char removed the ages#i can get why because saying 'you are x and you are a 21 year old warrior' sounds a little awkward in eng#but its also like. why i wonder if this is the reason people are way more weird about some of the ages#bc they werent told anytime within the game#meanwhile any jp player immediately going 30 YEARS OLD? 20? 18??? yeah u know who im talking about
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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Taylor on the "water carpet"!!!
Forgive the shitty quality and the pausing, I screen recorded this from the live stream on my phone
Okay honestly I'm reeling from the fact that he looks like Alex (because he shaved) but more than anything I'm having a crisis over his outfit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 WHY DIDN'T HE KEEP THE WHITE ONE FROM EARLIER 😭😭😭😭 (Chinese RWRB fans are collectively hating this outfit😅😅 and saying all his outfits from earlier looked better, even the casual ones . They're completely blaming the stylist though)
Also he was adorably playing with a bubble machine but I couldn't get a clear shot of that
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#taylor zakhar perez#alex claremont diaz#This fucking water carpet sounded like a great concept but it's not#It's so slow#And awkward#And they give them the weirdest props on the boat#Also WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OUTFIT#The fucking colour what the fuck#Taylor what the fuck#Who did this#also i have no fucking idea who the ladies next to him are#god what the fuck is this event
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Scott Pilgrim takes off: *makes romona a Netflix delivery girl*
Me: ah that's kinda shill-ey but at least they're not promoting Amazon ig
SPTO: *uses it for early Lucas Lee foreshadowing and you can see scott get an email from Matthew Patel*
Me: God dammit they've got me.
#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgram vs the world#so fucking hyped#the art i want to eat it#i will eat it#also am i the only one who didn't recognize micheal cera at first#doesn't seem like he's doing awkward scott so maybe that's why he sound *different*
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Dónal Finn as Orpheus is a fucking revelation, hands down my favourite orpheus I think
#i'm so so so happy i managed to catch him in the role bc he is fucking incredible#his low notes are so rich but his high notes are so crystal and clear and his fucking irish accent and tentative awkwardness but also his#smile and ahhhhhhh#and the rest of the cast#his and Grace's chemistry is wonderful#and it's my second watch and somehow it's so much better and everyone works so well together and sound so so so so amazing and i'm shaking#from all the adrenaline of how fucking GOOD it is#hadestown#dónal finn#andreia speaks
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*scratching at the walls thinking about how no one has adapted Peter’s college arcs in a consistent and satisfying way.*
#coffee bean gang#spider-man#I was almost asleep but now I’m thinking about how there isn’t one piece of media out there that checks all the boxes#of adapting Peter in college + the coffee bean gang + doesn’t downsize the group or combine characters#+ does everyone in a decent way even if it’s not strictly comic accurate#raimi trilogy is one of the only ones that heads pretty quickly into the college era and also involves more than just gwen or mj#and as much as I like the films it does not handle the three of them in a way that scratches the itch for me#I mean for one it’s only Peter Harry and MJ. I like those three arguably the most but man the dynamic isn’t the same#especially bc Tobey’s Peter is much more serious and quiet/awkward with negative charisma (affectionately but still.)#MJ is mixed w Gwen’s personality which was disappointing to me bc I like MJ’s weird and super vibrant personality#and Harry loses some of the ‘kind of a sweet guy but very VERY fucked up’ and relies too heavily on Harry becoming the goblin for revenge#I sound super critical of the Raimi versions qhwjrjwkr I DO like them I do but it feels like completely alternate interps of the characters#most focus on spider-man’s origin which I totally get but also. Peter’s most interesting arcs happen in college#that’s why everyone has to adapt them into the high school years#(which they can do bc Peter was largely friendless during that time and was still fighting some truly d-tier guys#in between the forming of the famous spidey rogue gallery)#I mean I wouldn’t even complain if they chose to do the high school years and actually DID those instead of pasting the college arcs on it#I haven’t watch the 90s show but I want to— does Harry exist in that one bc I know they took out Gwen#at the risk of sounding like That kind of tssm fan. the closest we got to that dream was that show#bc they WERE gonna follow it into Peter’s college years and you could see them setting the gang up#it still fell into the ‘everyone is a childhood friend’ thing so the characters could all be there but it’s one of the most bearable ones
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tomorrow i'm meeting a potential roommate for coffee to see if we get along
i do not remember how to meet new people in a "free" setting
like, the last time i met new people that weren't coworkers or people my roommates brought over was probably 2019. maybe even before that. how do you talk to people. how do you get to know people without the crutches of "we're stuck in this building for 8 hours but at least we have the common experience of bookstore job" or "hello friend of my friend how are you i just happen to live in the house you are visiting and i am relying on my friend to establish conversation topics."
see my problem is i'm introverted and awkward and also have interests that are not regular people interests and most of all idk how to be a person
#squash rambles#i may sound cool and eloquent when i type but meet me irl and i'm awkward as fuck#brain to fingers: works very well#brain to mouth: total system failure#also all the media i like is weird as fuck#and i don't care about sports or mainstream media stuff#and i'm not smart enough re: politics and that to talk eloquently about it or be super opinionated (aside from being generally leftist)#i get along with my bookstore job coworkers because we're all absolute freaks but also that's why we got hired in the first place
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The subject came up today and I can't decide so I'm throwing it out there because I don't give a fuck and also having survived all of this kinda makes me sound like a badass
#my life sounds exciting here but between the exciting parts it's really quite boring#ages:#8. 9. 10? 16. 17. 18. 21 I think. 23. 27. still living#near death experience#also it may have been category one but Wikipedia described Isaias as devastating so there#i want to say it was the dogs because even as scary as the too-close tornado was I really felt like I was staring down death that moment#but also is that fair in the face of everything else I've survived?#fuck it why not set it for a week I'm curious about what other people think of my life#also that tornado was less than a block away but mostly stayed in the soy field. ripped off some of the roofing of the house tho#it was either EF0 or EF1 I forget but obvs I didn't know that while hunkering down#turns out tornadoes really DO sound like trains and the air gets a bit thin#or maybe I was just panicking lol#also when my heart nearly stopped I was forced to watch while unable to speak as they readied the shock paddles which. uh. wow#luckily (?) my heart shot back up to two hundred plus beats per minute#but I lived bitches. thru everything#mecore#i don't feel awkward asking about this bc I'm p sure I've talked about all of these at various points here
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x files 1x08 ‘ice’ was so fucking funny for having mulder make a joke about the size of his dick in front of two other men, and scully touch a woman’s chest as part of a medical exam, then immediately share a lesbian look with her, that has nothing to do with said medical exam
#they both give off intense gay vibes i’m always saying this#even when they’re in a relationship together they’re gay hope that helps <3#they’re so bi4bi coded#also lesbians#also trans#they’re every letter <3#what the absolute fuck did they put in these two characters in 1993 they’re like crack fr fr#they’re one of those ‘straight’ pairings that were made for gay people except it was a accident imaooooo#anyways i’ve been in love with scully since i was a child and i’ve even more in love with her now#i love her and her fuckass bob <3#mulder my best friend mulder#girlboy supreme#the fucking thing he says in the jersey devil ep where he’s like ‘millions of years of evolution and she’s the same as you or me’#i’m paraphrasing obviously imao#and i know hes supposed to mean the jersey devil girl isn’t different from them because she’s still a person etc#but it also just makes it sound like mulder is calling himself a girl#also his whole thing with jerry in 1x07#‘we worked together.’ ‘worked together? we were partners’ cue extremely awkward mulder face#just the way he is with jerry the entire time and seems to go beyond being ex partners in the regular sense#something something do you think they explored each other’s bodies#and in true bury your gays fashion jerry dies in the same episode#IMAOOOO ANYWAYSSSSSS#i love you goofy 90’s alien show <3#gwen rambles#gwenposting#gwen watches stuff#(gay se)x files posting
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I have 2 neighbors who smoke weed. neighbor 1 who smokes does it at 3 am while blasting music outside. neighbor 2 does it sporadically but literally has the worst coughing fit i've ever heard between his smokes it makes me concerned??? like bro u good?????
#unrelated but i think i accidentally saw neighbor 2 and their partner fucking in the window bc they face our apartment in a courtyard#very awkward#tw weed#but ya re: the coughing#this guy is HACKING it's not just a small fit#also bc we're in a courtyard it just echos so EVERYONE can hear it#im just trying to enjoy the sound of rain outside but this guy has been coughing for like 20 mins
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tbh i think one of the biggest things they could have done to make five and nine hate each other without bullying or bigotry involved would have been to lean into the thing where some adhdtistics naturally vibe, whereas others have an incompatible combination of nd traits that make them viscerally unable stand each other, and go from there
#lorien legacies#LL number five#LL number nine#like nine is very obviously coded adhd but he is also autistic as hell#and. gestures at five#this is also why canon!nine's brand of lying about things and getting his behavior excused as being 'bad at signals'#when that's Not What's Actually Happening irritates me#they could have even included elements of some of the others being a little too defensive of his behavior at five's expense#without it just being 'lol bully the fat autistic kid'#if they're used to accounting for the fact that nine is neurodivergent and having a Hard Time of It#in ways that make it easy to assume he's just a dickhead when he really genuinely does not realize or understand that's how he comes across#and/or is exhausted and defensive that he has to try constantly and /so hard/ NOT to come across that way#and feels like he's being fucked with when people correct him constantly#because 'that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about social skills to dispute it'#and is also increasingly bitter at feeling like 'why the fuck should /i/ have to be the one to change everything about how i act'#'why can't people at least try to meet me in the middle for once. fuck this'#all compounded by brain damage from extended solitary confinement and physical TBIs#and it becomes more understandable for the others to kneejerk toward accommodating his access needs before five's when they conflict#while also y'know. being significantly less assholess toward five in general; and in fact treating him a lot less shittily BECAUSE they#have experience with not judging people for initially being awkward and kind of insensitive or seemingly abrasive#or just behaving in ways that seem Weird. it's still a blind spot that they favor nine here but they're not being ableist pieces of shit#nor are they trying to shut him up about abuse and force him to Get Used to It#anyway lots of thoughts about this need to write up posts etc#LL tag#ableism cw#dyn: lost boys
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BRO KG DIDN'T EVEN DANCE WHY IS SHE THIRD
#dumb fuck ted talk#by default she should have been last bc sitting and singing IN ENGLISH. HER NATIVE TONGUE. is nothing#it's giving token white girl and i didn't wanna say it but now it's kinda obvious#like i get yuna messed up but at least she danced#also#camilla deserved first. kendall looked like she was in pain the whole time and made it kinda awkward#still not sure what he sees in her to hold her up so high#also pt2#why does kendall sound so elmo-y in the booth#all in all#jyp what the fuck#a2k#jyp#jyp a2k
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spending a lot of time tumblr has completely ruined my ability judge/perceive how stuff (voices, appearance, etc) tends to be gendered which is y'know in the grand scheme of things is probably for the better but can be quite inconvenient sometimes
#my rambles#nb transmasc friend: I hate my voice it doesn't sound masc enough#me， blinking: (mentally) super deep? check. super resonant(?) timbre associated with guys? also check.#yk just *blinks* 'idk your voice sounds super masculine to me did tumblr fuck up my perception that bad?'#personal#also looking at myself trying to figure out if I look enough like a guy that going to public washrooms is going to be awkward#/+ judging how my own voice sounds#but that's more of a 'lack of self perception' thing than the above lol
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Good morning rake gang i had a real weird dream and it involved rake!
#tpost#and hats mills#but the main thing that weirded me out was like some weird god-like entity that got free and turned the world into some weird mess and filth#and just altered the world physically and also idk mentally? idk if that makes sense#this all happened thru a course of apparently 200 years- there was some weird gross smelling covered window and i guess#it was some weird portal? to a future alternate timeline or something#the entity could talk too sounded like a funny old man- kept talking about the greatness of persistence and never giving up#rake was there and apparently the entity put them in a coma something about immortality and immortal beings#wasnt sure why i was dreamin bout hats Mills but then like the dream cut to an awake rake in some pitch black void with a very thin layer of#water beneath their feet- rake was just chilling but i guess mills got into the void? mental void? and just said hey 👋 and rake got very#very happy and hugged him tightly and#told him it’s been decades since they saw him and that they don’t know what happened#and then rake started to cry and it was gross bc it got on mills jacket and it was VERY awkward#anyways this was all crazy as fuck because it started out as me wanting to hunt down a cat because it stoll my solidsnake figure (WHICH#I DONT EVEN HAVE IRL SO???)#STOLE* lol ignore all spelling mistakes#but yeah that weird god like eccentric(?) entity that took over the world and#nonchalantly did whatever the fuck it wanted to anybody was fuckin crazy- it wasn’t SUPER HUGE but obviously Extremely large-#the size of like a small building- but they were also just spread EVERYwhere#above and below the ground- and there were flies EVERYwhere too ! weird lookin flies with weird small hands#kinda irritated me because i could hear them buzzing and talking (?) constantlty#and they just COVERED one random dude that got too close to like the god entity#dude just fuckin vanished i think they like ate EVERYTHING lol#should state hats mills didnt come from thay world? they went thru the gross portal thing like me(? i think i was me? or perhaps i was#someone else? idk with my dreams im always changing)#edit: i should add a fee more things id thay in that weird filth world full of like the flesh of a weird ‘god’ is that it was ALWAYS humid#shit was HUMID!!!!
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My heart aches !!!!!!!!
#this may sound mean I promise I don’t mean it in a bad way#but I met a girl at the memorial (I think she’s maybe 16 or 17)#and she awkwardly asked to exchange numbers because she needs friends#so of course I said yes#and the way she texts me.#there’s this awkward desperation that reminds me so painfully of this friend whose memorial we met at#because she also was younger than me and always trying to talk to me in this awkward desperate manner#this sounds so mean I don’t mean it like that it genuinely is making my heart ache#it’s a really sweet vulnerability and it’s poking something tender like a bruise#fuck off feliks
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