#also me: (: (: (:

[eulaties]

general thoughts about the 2025 小红书 boom

i feel like we're at a really interesting point in time right now, particularly in regards to the shift in american consciousness + changing world order, so i thought it would be fitting to document my thoughts about the xhs situation as a chinese american. however, please note this post is NOT speaking on behalf of any community, and i am only speaking to my own personal opinions.

the good

american propaganda is getting dismantled in real time. there's so much cross-cultural communication right now in relation to america's political issues, everyday life, and what china is really like

im already seeing people starting to learn the language, becoming interested in visiting china, etc. and i truly haven't seen this kind of mass interest in chinese culture in a long time

to be precise, the last time there was really "chinese soft power" in america was during the mid-to-late 2000s. notably this time period included the 2008 beijing olympics which was monumental for china on the global stage, as it showcased their prosperity, openness ("北京欢迎你"), and equal footing in the modern world. ive seen people compare the xhs phenomenon to this event and while both are drastically different, i do think this is an apt comparison (though obviously this xhs thing is on a muchhh smaller scale...)

so many new friendships and connections are being made!

the bad

to add on to what op said, theres definitely a difference between just generally understanding that as diaspora, most people around you will hold sinophobic views about china and chinese people VERSUS actually having empirical evidence that most normal people didn't see chinese people as human before. its jarring to say the least. like everyone is praising chinese people on xhs now, but just last week everyone was fearmongering about us?? really reminds you that in the eyes of the public, favor for any asian culture (and by extension, its people) is fleeting and will often change easily with the season

and yes, its definitely weird to see people talk about chinese people as if they've never seen a chinese person in america before. like obviously there's a HUGE difference between mainlanders and diaspora, but there's also international students that come to america to study so... ??

the memes are funny, and i like how the people on xhs are playing along with them, but something about the "chinese spy" memes rubs me the wrong way. tbh, most mainlanders actually have a positive view of westerners and america, and if they don't study abroad themselves or know anyone that went abroad, they will never truly understand what it's like to be discriminated against simply for being chinese (there's a difference between knowing and understanding ofc; not saying that they're ignorant & don't know anything lol). this is just the honest truth, just like how i'll never understand what it's like to live and grow up in mainland china since im diaspora. anyways, i kind of question if mainlanders are actually aware of the loaded context behind those words. while americans are using the "chinese spy" memes as jokes now in reference to why tiktok is getting banned, it doesn't change the fact that many other americans truly do believe that there is mass chinese surveilliance/planted chinese spies in america (i.e., see modern-day mccarthyism, like how chinese researchers are often stripped of their titles/reputations, interrogated, and then silently deported). like language and framing does matter, and it has actually affected chinese people in america, but now you guys are treating it like a joke?

anyways, even with all of the bad there's still overwhelming good that has come out of this, and i do feel like its better to be more positive than negative about these things in the long run! who knows where tomorrow will take us but at the very least i hope everyone actively continues pissing off the american government 💖 amen

[bethsvrse]

I like my men to be on the spectrum

[kidokear]

What do you mean this isn't how it went?

This joke had been bouncing around my head ever since I've seen that episode.

[bleeding-seraphic]

[erwinsvow]

wait you’re so onto something with those sex position headcanons this is real character work like of course jack’s into cowgirl and popes into mating press and sammy’s into pronebone IT JUST MAKES SENSE for their personalities and now i can’t stop thinking about their favorite kinks and roleplays goodbye

THANK YOU!!! there is reasons and thoughts trust me... more than just my horny brain. jack likes cowgirl but he still does that thing where he just holds you up and does all the work and he teases you beforehand like "i dunno if you can handle doing all the work it's a lot of responsibility and you get kinda dumb after the second orgasm" and pope and mating press. oh my god. god bless the anon who sent that ask. because it makes so much sense. just every single part of you both has to be touching and so close to each other and something about feeling his weight on top of you oh my god oh my god just put me down. but he still takes the time to brush your sweaty hair away from your face and kiss your tears on your cheeks and i just bet he stays in that position for so long after you both finish because you don't want to separate. and sammy pronebone STOP!!! his personality just tells me he likes cowgirl and classic missionary but there's something about it. maybe it's because i imagine he has this fantasy of coming home after a long day at work to a Grateful Loving Wife (yes this is an indirect. yes i know she's not real) like dinner waiting for him and beer in the fridge for him and the game is on so he can catch the last hour or whatever and you asleep on the bed hugging his pillow because apparently he has an almost 1.5 hour drive to work every DAY???? so you can imagine he's rubbing his neck and his back hurts and he sees all of that and it's just very. every thing he's wanted. in front of him every day waiting for him in a cute nightgown or one of his shirts. sammy somno is also very real to me but like the cute kind not the kind i'd give to charlie reid (he gets the not cute kind. he gets the hard dom scary kind.) and he likes staring at your back and the curve of your ass and your exposed legs before hovering over you to give you a kiss and trying but not really trying hard to not wake you up and maybe that's how the whole prone bone thing starts. just tells you not to move an inch and stay asleep and he'll take care of you. and doesn't wanna wake you up too much so he just starts fucking you like that and it's just okay this is my new favorite thing ever. roleplays STOP!!!! i had a silly idea about 4th year reader showing up on halloween with her drunk friend who is puking in her costume and jack just is head empty trying to stop staring obviously while his patient (your friend) is puking up her guts and the other friend is looking around like "which one is jack?" so yes i think jack abbot likes costumes. just incidentally though. pope's favorite roleplay is loving wife sex which is coincidentally the only kind of sex he can have. he is such a i love my wife guy so i don't see him needing some other story. sammy is such a dog he loves cute nightgowns and he loves costumes and i know he's a freak he just hasn't explored all the avenues yet. i can 100000% imagine him bringing home handcuffs and the whole cop and pretty girl trying to get out of a ticket thing. this blog is a breeding kink and overstimulation safe zone so they all have that one duh. if i had to assign only one to each though. pope wins the breeding kink one. jack abbot is overstimulation. and sammy has a huge daddy/dad kink. charlie reid's kink is making you into his pet so do what you will with this information

[gleamer]

don't gotta edit, check the getty! 📸

[sharkdays]

turning his ass into soup

[giulliadella]

Speculative Biology of Euclydians (and Bill Cipher) part 1

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, UPDATE, Part 5

We're doing this, babies!

This analysis is based on two assumptions:

Before Bill Cipher became a demigod, he was a biological, living organism and so were the rest of his species.

Even after Bill Cipher became a demigod, he still retained some physical characteristics of his biological form.

I will clearly specify which of his abilities are innate abilities of his species, which ones are definitely his divine abilities and which ones could be both.

SO, without further ado:

What is Euclydia and what are Euclydians?

I'm gonna drop a bomb first.

Euclydia IS NOT a flat two dimensional plane. Before you load your shotguns, let me explain!

There are many proofs both in the Gravity Falls show and The Book of Bill that Euclydia isn't a flat plane like the imaginary two dimensional world from Flatland by Edwin A. Abbot.

The first one is actually Bill himself. Bill's species has complex camera lens type of eyes. Such eyes are possible in 2D world, but not on the front, like Bill has. He was born like that, so that is proof that Euclydia isn't 2D.

Next, when Bill is talking about his home in Weirdmageddon part 3, he shows an image of his home planet:

This planet has RINGS. That is COMPLETELY impossible in 2D. Even if the planet was completely flat, the rings would go through it. They would never be able to actually encircle this planet. So, if Euclydia was two dimensional, Bill's home planet would not be able to exist.

In the Book of Bill, we see image of Bill as a baby. In that image he's standing on some kind of field with grass and you can clearly see that there's grass in front of him and behind him, and that's impossible in 2D:

(also sorry for the shit quality of this pic)

But the best proof is that image from thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com that you get when you type VALLIS CINERIS in the computer. It shows Bill Cipher as a child with his parents. The parents are holding him in a manner that is completely impossible in 2D:

The image quality sucks, but you can clearly see that his parent's hands are IN FRONT OF him and he is also IN FRONT OF his parents. The position of "in front of" isn't possible in two dimensions and yet on this image the overlap happens many times. (I circled his parents' hands in red where they overlap with Bill and I circled him in blue where he overlaps with his parents. Bill's bow tie is also in front of him.).

With all that being said, what is Euclydia?

Well, just like Bill said, it's a flat world. Not two dimensional, but flat. The third dimension of Euclydia is limited somehow. Basically, in 3D, creatures are defined by 3 axis:

x axis is left and right (width)

y axis is up and down (height)

z axis is towards and away from (depth)

All three dimensional objects have both width, height and depth. Two dimensional objects have just width and height, so just x and y axis. And Bill has depth. It's a very limited depth, but it is depth nonetheless. So he's not really a triangle, more like a very thin pyramid. This is his side profile lmao:

So Euclydeans have some depth, but for whatever reason, they can't move on z axis. They can only move left, right, up and down. They also can't turn around.

This is how thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com explains Euclydian movements:

Two dimension to and fro, you always know which way to go. If you're lost, don't be afraid, in Euclydia you've got it made. Run too far right to right of frame, you'll appear on left again. Jump too high don’t cry or fret, pop up from the ground I bet. In this place, there is no fear, loved ones will be ever near. Roles and rules always flea/clear. Euclydia, we hold you dear.

So, if they move too far left, they'll come from the other side. This is actually something that in possible ONLY in non-euclidean geometry, which means that Euclydia, ironically, is a non-euclidean place. It's actually a sphere (or a similar elliptical body).

In non-euclidean geometry of the sphere, there exists something that sounds paradoxical: a straight line is actually a circle. But it's actually very easy to understand with this example:

Imagine that you're flying a plane in a straight line. You feel like you're going in a straight line, but your plane is actually following the curvature of the Earth. If you manage to fly around the entire Earth, you will appear on the same spot where you started flying. You were flying in a straight line, but because Earth is a non-euclidean sphere, you were actually flying in a circle. And both of those are true!

The plane is very very small compared to the size of the Earth. So, to the plane, Earth's curvature is so negligent that we could say that in a small radius around it the Earth is actually a flat plane. So, for example, houses, neighborhoods, even cities are built relying only on euclidean geometry (the geometry of a flat plane) because the Earth is so goddamn big.

And Euclydia is actually a whole fucking dimension. Let's say that our dimension is our universe. Our universe is approximately 93 billion light-years wide. So let's say that that's the size of Euclydia. How tiny is Earth compared to the Universe? That's why planets and everything else in Euclydia can be treated as a flat plane: every object is so small compared to the size of this giant sphere that the curvature could be completely omitted from the equation.

Now this is my theory, but I imagine that Euclydia looks like a giant soap bubble. Soap bubbles are made when two thin layers of soap molecules trap a thin layer of water:

Euclydia is the water - that thin layer is where all the planets, stars and living beings on them are located. That's why movement on z axis is so limited. The soap molecules are membranes that separate Euclydia from the other dimensions, one inside the bubble and one outside.

Since Euclydians can't move across z axis, they have eyes on their sides that can see only left and right. Their vision is limited to one dimension. But Bill's eye is located in a spot that allows him to see both left and right, but also up and down. He can see two dimensions, just like us! Here's a diagram I made, so you can understand better:

(there are stars outside too, but I didn't want to clutter this image more)

So, now that I've spent SO MUCH TIME explaining what is Euclydia, let me tell you what are Euclydeans.

Euclideans are animals (or their equivalent in their dimension). Animals are defined as multicellular heterotrophic organisms with an internal digestive tract. This basically means multicellular organisms that eat.

Euclydeans have to be multicellular because they have extremely complex structures such as: camera lens eyes, teeth, fingerprints, exoskeleton and so on. These traits cannot be achieved by a unicellular organism. And they definitely eat their food, we've seen Bill do it. So they are (their dimension's equivalent of) animals.

And how they function? What type of animal are they? Well, see you at part two, if this didn't bore you to death already!

Thank you to @forseenconsequences @extremereader and @ok1237 for asking me to do this. Hope you like it, guys!

[bellesdiaries]

dongfang qingcang - episode 8

[hy2ka]

[phopollo]

Hey Kaisa fans

Kicking my feet and twirling my hair

Come get y'alls juice

[oilith]

Guyssss i texted this pic in a gc with my friends and somehow ALL OF THEM made the SAME FUCKING JOKE about me wanting to be the wooden fucking laundry clip thing i can't-

[toptensupakorn]

GODDESS BLESS YOU FROM DEATH Fitting

(WEED_ENT, StarLightYNews, StarSpace, StarSpace, Startalk Entertainment, Startalk Entertainment, AllNewsth, AllNewsth)

[daily-ethoslab]

[676] et tu, beefers?

[jestroer]

Anyways the Docbeef game on the ZITS olympics was insane