#also yes I am 22 today hi. Taylor Swift joke

[magic-can]

Today is my birthday and also the anniversary of the George Bush shoeing incident. Please throw your shoes at a shitty politician for me today okay thank you love and prosperity forever

[cuddlethebear]

Haven’t filled out those in a very long time haha

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Nah

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nah, haven’t done so in years

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Nah

4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Haven’t for weeks

6. What are you excited for? Going to Korea

7. What happened tonight? Nothing yet as it’s noon

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? I think it’s disgusting for anybody

9. Is confidence cute? No, it’s a must

10. What is the last beverage you had? Coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Like 2?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Sure

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Stay in or Party, haven’t decided yet

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Yes, once I get on that plane I won’t return as the same

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? O

18. The last time you felt broken? When my anxiety took over

19. Have you had sex today? Nope

20. Are you starting to realize anything? How amazing I am

21. Are you in a good mood? Often

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Never, terribly afraid of them

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nope, his are 💩 I got my mama‘s

24. What do you want right this second? Peace of mind

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Oh my, now we have a problem

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Kinda

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Nope, also if he doesn’t laugh about my jokes bye bye

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? The webtoon I was reading

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Sometimes I miss v

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I guess

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No, hate is useless

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I really don’t know

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Nope

34. Listening to? v - love me again

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Rarely

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Probably in Berlin

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Infatuation yes, love no

38. Who did you last call? My brother

39. Who was the last person you danced with? My kpop girls

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Cause he was cute and we felt like it

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? In Berlin

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope, they’re too far away

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Sure

44. Do you tan in the nude? Nope

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nope

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope

47. Who was the last person to call you? My mom

48. Do you sing in the shower? Rarely

49. Do you dance in the car? Full on karaoke performance if I am in one

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes and I sucked at it

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Can’t really remember

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Some are

53. Is Christmas stressful? Pre-Christmas is

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Please, I’m Russian

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Doctor, lawyer, actress

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Not really

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah sometimes

59. Take a vitamin daily? Sure

60. Wear slippers? Sometimes

61. Wear a bath robe? Often

62. What do you wear to bed? Shirt, sometimes nothing

63. First concert? Revolverheld

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Eh

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 🙄

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah, standard as a kid and hip hop later on

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Nah

71. Can you curl your tongue? Nah

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Nah

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Because I was grateful yes

74. What is your favorite book? Just one?!

75. Do you study better with or without music? With, I function better with at everything I do

76. Regularly burn incense? No

77. Ever been in love? Many times

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I’d like to see stray kids

79. What was the last concert you saw? The Weeknd

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot

81. Tea or coffee? Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? White chip macadamia

83. Can you swim well? Yes

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Eh

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band

87. Ever won a contest? Guess not

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green, def

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Yes please

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room

92. Do you want to get married yes, jinyoungie where u at

[softestsaddestbitch]

December TC Challenge

stole this from @elder-edda (sorry for creeping! just, given the usual demographic of the tc community I was excited to find another 20-smthg)

1) what color is your tc’s hair?

He has just, simple brown hair but he’s starting to go grey which, no lie, is 100% doing it for me.

2) is your tc married?

Yes? He doesn’t wear a ring and I believe she kept her last name which makes me think it’s more of a civil partnership since they’ve been together since the early 2000s at least. But he also will refer to her as “my wife” and was telling me once that they waited until “after they got married” before moving in together.

3) if yes, do you care? would you do something with them regardless of their marriage?

I know these questions are general but I do take offense at the idea of being a homewrecker/other woman. I’ve met his wife, she’s really nice.

4) what’s your worst memory with your tc?

I put my foot in my mouth SO OFTEN. Good lord. Especially my last semester at that school? He was acting weird and I had just realized after fucking ... four years?? that I romantically liked him. So I kept bringing up my weird age fixation and other bs bc I have adhd and am possibly autistic?? and can’t read a room to save my life.

5) what’s your best memory with your tc?

One year we had a really bad snowstorm, so bad in fact that I had my first-ever snow day. The college that I used to go to has four campuses across as many cities, and C has to drive in twice a week to my (old) town from his. Now, morning classes had been canceled but afternoon classes had been given the go-ahead. C, who does not check his emails until he arrives at campus, evidently did not get this message until he was already in town and therefore didn’t have a morning class, but did have an afternoon class. On this day I had a late morning class that had been reinstated, but my prof didn’t get that memo so I also was on campus but didn’t have a class. So I went to visit his office, which I had been doing throughout the semester (I didn’t have a class with him at the time) and we just ... hung out for like 2 hours. It was so nice and one of the anecdotes he told me still haunts me lol.

sidenote: at the time, I hadn’t yet realized that I liked him, but I still went out of my way to visit him. Damn I was a dumbass.

6) does anyone in your school know how you feel?

ish? I told a classmate but in a “haha joking” kinda way. And a friend who went to that school knows. No one at my current school knows.

7) does your tc know how you feel?

I think he might? might have a lil inkling which would explain why he started acting so weird my last semester. Or at the very least was told/realized how bad it could look that he was getting so chummy w/ a student.

8) do you think there’s any chance your tc reciprocates your feelings?

He and his wife have been together for around 20 years now. No. No, I don’t think so. Maybe in an alternate universe.

9) are you getting your tc a christmas present? if so, what is it?

I have in the past! Specifically like, a tin of cookies lol. I’ve also given him an actual present when I left. I do intend to send him a Christmas card every year but not this year because ... you know ... the apocalypse.

10) have you ever flirted with your tc?

Flirtation inherently has intent. So, no. How he interpreted our interactions I don’t know.

11) how long have you had a crush on them? what began it all?

SO! TIMELINE!

I was at my old school from September 2014-April 2019, I had C for the first time in September 2015. Like I mentioned above, I did not realize I had a crush on him until literally the middle of my final exam of my class with him December 2018, so I’ve only consciously had a crush for about two years now. However, as I also mentioned, I went out of my way to stop by his office, even when I didn’t have a class with him. And my relationship with/feelings towards him are complicated so I’m not going to say I did so solely because I like him, but I would put it maybe closer to somewhere in 2017. You don’t plan your schedule around someone you don’t feel strong feelings for.

12) do you believe you’ll get over them shortly after you stop taking their class/have the chance to spend time with them?

As of today, it has been been exactly a year and a half since I last him in person. In the time since, I have cried over missing him, routinely gone back to keep up with his current research projects, and made his picture a part of my home screen. I almost exclusively listen to the playlist I made for him -  so much so my Spotify Wrapped is pretty much that playlist with a few extras.

13) what kind of grades do you get in their class?

Haaaaaa pre-supension I was failing his classes. My first semester back I got .... a mid/high 70? and I finished my last class with him with an A+ and the essay I had written for his class had the highest grade between the two classes so..

14) does your tc ever do any tiny, little things that you adore?

When he puts a hand in his pocket and leans against the wall. When he tucks his hair behind his ear because he keeps falling in his face (he has long hair, a little past his shoulders). When he can’t stop himself from googling something even if its in the middle of class. How you can ask him anything at any time. The way he would chuckle at my jokes. How his handwriting hasn’t improved in decades. How easily he brushes off toxic masculinity. His candidness and willingness to share little anecdotes. The way he used to always smile whenever he saw me. That he goes home everyday to have lunch with his wife.

15) are you their favorite student?

I was! And it was obvious to other students that we had a friendly, casual relationship too. For a time, if his other students had questions about him they would ask me, and I usually had the answer. I didn’t matter in the long run, but I was. 

16) do you two share any tastes? movies, books, music, etc.

He’s a legal historian, I’m a baby legal/political historian. We also like the same historical cooking youtube channel.

17) is your teacher religious?

I doubt he would say he’s religious, but I feel like we have a similar relationship to religion which is to say no formal association, but had profound effects on our childhoods and subsequently, presumably, how we view things as adults.

18) do you masturbate to them?

Yes.

19) do you communicate with them outside of school?

I sent him a meme once. And asked about the socialist uprising scandal he was apart of. I also almost emailed him while at a museum exhibition with my history friend. These are all through email.

20) do you have any tc songs or songs you relate to your tc? what are they?

SO my number one song this year was “You are the Reason” by Calum Scott because, you guessed it, of him. But also:

I Lost a Friend - Finneas When You’re Ready - Shawn Mendes You Are in Love - Taylor Swift Break My Heart Right - James

& given the season, especially w/ what transpired last year, Last Christmas by Wham!

21) what’s your favorite thing your tc has said/memory you have with them?

One time he kinda trailed off in the middle of lecture after stating that he thought of xyz a particular way which contrasted one of the popular schools of thought, and the way he plainly said, “well, yeah, which I guess ... is I’m arguing it” almost like he was semi-surprised with himself has always stuck with me. 

But also, in addition the memory I shared earlier, we spent an hour and a half talking about grad school and what to expect and how to get there. 

22) do you plan to continue a relationship with them after you leave school?

I trid, I really did. But he doesn’t “socialize with students part or present” so I can’t exactly see him. But I did get some academic-related from him at the beginning of the year.

23) how will you deal during the summer? will you see him/her?

He’s a hermit who used my last vacation before I moved to go on all the vacations he had to postpone because he was working on his last book. And this past summer ... Covid. This question is obviously directed at high school students, but in general, he lives in the back of head always, and when I’m in my hometown for the summer my heart aches because theres a none-zero chance I’ll see him, but I know I won’t.

24) does your tc support gay rights?

Yes. He’s never been put in a position that I know of where he had to outright condemn homophobia, but in one of his classes, he actively made the choice to make the very first reading of the semester about how women in ancient times had more agency than assumed, and also how the woman in the case study was a lesbian.

25) what class do you have with them? And what period? Do you have them every day?

History classes. I won’t get into specifics because it’s kind of an eclectic mix and I’m paranoid someone from the area could come across this. But I had him twice a week every semester that I had him. Again this kind of question is more so applicable to high school students, not so much university students.

26) have you ever drifted out during a lecture thinking about them and missed information?

No. In his classes he is too enthralling, and I’m a good student otherwise.

27) have you stalked them online? what did you find out?

In theory. He’s a fifty-year-old history professor whose reaction to a description of the big lipped/tiny face filter on snapchat was “that sounds disgusting.” The man doesn’t have social media, and if he does those privacy settings are on so students can’t find him he thinks he’s very professional. I do visit his mini-bio section on the college website fairly often tho.

28) have you ever run into them outside of schools? what happened?

I did once. He introduced me to his wife, who said “oh you’re E! C has talked about you” and it apparently he had done so positively, and blew my mind because this was back when I was failing classes and also, as a person, I don’t believe that people think about me when I’m not there. They gave me a restaurant recommendation and afterwards his wife surprised me a they were leaving the restaurant because ... we had listened to them, and they also went there for lunch that day.

29) has your tc ever spoken of teacher-student relationships? what did they say?

It had recently come out that it had been found out that another professor had been in a relationship with a student and he’s the one that brought it up before class one day (with all of us not just me). He didn’t say anything for or against it, just that it was generally discouraged, but that most schools did have policies in place to handle the situation.

30) do you regret telling anyone about your tc? if you’ve kept it a secret, why have you done so?

Absolutely not. I can’t tell my best friends because they’d do nothing but give me shit for it and it would call every time I mention him into question. But the friends that I have told ... its been so freeing, and like a weight has been lifted from my heart. One friend in particular I unloaded on her all my emotional shit pertaining to him this past summer and she was so understanding it legit since then I’ve been less distraught when thinking about him. It still hurts, but it feels less like I’m suffocating now.

[pancakexspacexdragon]

Long ass post ahead. TL;DR I found an old set of questions and decided to answer them again 7 years later because why not.

1: What are you wearing?

2014: Some Shorts and a shirt I accidentally stole from my brother.

2021: Panic! at the Disco shirt and some running shorts

2: Ever been in love?

2014: Oh yes, sadly...

2021: pfft.

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

2014: Not technically, but I once had my homecoming date hook up with another girl.

2021: hahahahahaha. Yes.

4: How tall are you?
2014: like 5 foot 1, maybe 2? I dunno.

2021: 5’4”, apparently

5: How much do you weigh?
2014: How about no...

2021: Who’s to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6: Any tattoos?
2014: Yes! I got one on my left shoulder blade not too long ago. I often forget I have it, actually lol.

2021: I’m up to five, and six is planned.

7: Any piercings?

2014: I do. I have double lobe piercings, and my left ear at the top. No non-ear piercings. Those seem uncomfortable to get, tbh.

2021: Uh...double lobe, helix, forward helix, tragus, nose, and septum.

8: OTPs?
2014: Marshall and Lilly on HIMYM. I mean, I think that's what this is asking. Right?

2021: I’m still not 100% sure what this means but I’m doubling down on Marshall and Lilly.

9: Favorite show?
2014: I'm still recovering from the ending of How I Met Your Mother, but I also love Criminal Minds, and the Big Bang Theory.

2021: HIMYM, Criminal Minds, Stranger Things, and Masked Singer.

10: Favorite bands?

2014: I pretty much love anything, so I'll try to shorten it to Love and Theft, Newsboys, t.A.T.u, Beast, and Fun.

2021: My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, twenty one pilots, Maroon 5, Relient K.

11: Something you miss?

2014: Going to the park and just lying in the grass with my friends or crushes. I know, I'm Cheesy.

2021: Not having responsibilities or bills to pay.

12: Favorite Song?
2014: ...why do they even bother asking this? Tbh, “I'll Be” by Edwin McCain, and “Hello, My Name is” by Matthew West

2021: “you should see me in a crown” by Billie Eilish and “no body, no crime” by Taylor Swift

13: How old are you?
2014: Nineteen. I feel old.

2021: ...twenty-six.

14: Zodiac sign?
2014: Aries, barely.

2021: (not) shockingly, I’m still an Aries.

15: Quality you look for in a partner?
2014: Just someone who's willing to go on cheesy dates at the park, and love me for who I am. And a Christian. Yea, I'm one of those people. Sorry...

2021: dude just someone who’s gonna stick with me.

16: Favorite quote?
2014: It's actually a verse. I love Jeremiah 29:11. It's actually part of what's tattooed on my shoulder; right below a cross.

2021: “it do be like that sometimes”

17: Favorite actor?
2014: Uhhhhh. Matthew Gray Gubler, or David Tennant. I love them both :)

2021: Matthew Gray Gubler.

18: Favorite color?
2014: Green, or pink. Depends on the shade and whatnot.

2021: pastels. mostly green.

19: Loud music or soft?
2014: If I'm alone in the car? loud. Anywhere else I enjoy my soft music.

2021: If I’m by myself loud but if there’s others I like to keep it low enough so we can still talk.

20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
2014: My Room, or the park not to far from me. I like parks, if you haven't noticed.

2021: My room

21: How long does it take you to shower?
2014: Uh, probably about 10 minutes.

2021: Either 10 minutes or 45 minutes. There is no in-between

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
2014: About 30 minutes. I like to sleep tbh.

2021: Maybe 20 minutes at the most. Cutting off all my hair really took some time off my getting ready list.

23: Ever been in a physical fight?
2014: heck no.

2021: hell no.

24: Turn on?
2014: Cute shy smiles, and geekiness. I love someone who I can be comfortable with.

2021: dorks with a lame sense of humor. I am all about the dad jokes.

25: Turn off?
2014: Those guys who try to make you uncomfortable, or act like they're super cool. I guess that would be douches, huh?

2021: the “oh you should smile more” men.

26: The reasons I joined Tumblr?
2014: I was trying to find a place where I could post stuff without my parents seeing it tbh. I like having a place where like 2 people actually know me.

2021: Because where else can I release the true psychotic chaos within me?

27: Fears?
2014: Being abandoned. And darkness, for sure.

2021: Finding out people only stayed in your life out of obligation and not out of their own choice. And spiders.

28: Last thing that made you cry?
2014: The guy I liked totally looked past me and started telling me about this other girl, after I told him how I felt (not RIGHT after, it had been about two months...but still).

2021: My mom manipulated me into showing up to something I didn’t want to because “I should really go visit family”

29: Last time you said you loved someone?
2014: My best friend and I say I love you after we hang up the phone Lol.

2021: Other than normal parent “Love You”’s, it’s probably been about 3 years.

30: Meaning behind your Tumblr name?
2014: I'm short, totally socially awkward in new situations (and with old friends, now that I think about it) and Idk about the fox. I just like foxes, I guess...

2021: There is no meaning. I like pancakes, space, and dragons.

31: Last book you read?
2014: If you don't count my English Lit book, then it was probably "Only the Good Spy

Young" by Ally Carter, but I don't remember.

2021: oh geez. It was probably “George” or “Rick” by Alex Gino

32: The book you’re currently reading? 
2014: Nothing yet. I do have that last Gallagher Girl book to read though. I'll probably start it this weekend.

2021: Nothing. But I never got to that last Gallagher Girl book...

33: Last show you watched?
2014: The Big Bang Theory.

2021: The Masked Singer

34: Last person you talked to? 
2014: My dad lol. We were watching the NFL draft.

2021: Guy friend of mine. I went to his place for dinner and some video games.

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? 
2014: Good Friend

2021: hahahahahahahaha. We’re just friends.

36: Favorite food?
2014: Cajun. Blame my grandparents, that's what they cook a lot lol.

2021: Pasta

37: Place you want to visit?
2014: I wanna go to Alaska. Even though I know it's super cold.

2021: Europe. Specially Spain or France.

38: Last place you were? 
2014: I honestly left home like twice today, to bring something to my brother at the High school, then to bring him to a friends house. He has a better social life than me.

2021: Friends place to hang out. We played Stardew then ordered wings and watched a movie.

39: Do you have a crush?
2014: Yes. See question 28 lol. Also, there's this other guy who I got close to last year, but I haven't spoken to him in weeks, and it's killing me.

2021: See guy referred to in 34, 35, and 38.

40: Last time you kissed someone?
2014: Never. I have never kissed anyone. Well, besides like a kiss in the cheek from family. Yeah...

2021: wow it’s probably been about three years.

41: Last time you were insulted?

2014: Recently lol. I guess... I don't really pay attention, or care...

2021: I don’t know. Probably recently.

42: Favorite flavor of sweet?
2014: I'm just gonna act like this doesn't exist, cause idk what it's asking.

2021: Chocolate.

43: What instruments do you play?
2014: I can play the French Horn and Mellophone! I also want to learn the flute, but I can't unless I have something to practice lol.

2021: French Horn, Mellophone, and Ukulele. Still want to learn the flute.

44: Favorite piece of jewelry?

2014: My purity ring. If I forget to put it on, I can seriously feel the emptiness, and it bothers me...

2021: My septum ring! I feel like it’s the first piercing I got for myself, and not just something I thought others would like on me.

45: Last sport you played?

2014: Maybe Soccer? Idk.

2021: pfft. Sports.

46: Last song you sang?

2014: “I'll Be” by Edwin McCain. But I really don't sing well, so it doesn't happen much, unless I'm alone.

2021: “You Belong with Me (Taylor’s Version)” by Taylor Swift and I 100% sang it to my dog.

47: Favorite chat up line?

2014: I don't have one

2021: It’s been 7 years and I still don’t have one.

48: Have you ever used it?

2014: Since i don't have one, no.

2021: Nah.

49: Last time you hung out with someone?

2014: I hung out with my future roommate before I left college yesterday.

2021: When I went to the previously mentioned Guy’s house earlier today.

50: Who should answers these questions next?

2014: Well, I guess any of my followers can choose to, if they want.

2021: Bold of you to assume anyone’s actually going to see this.

[fic-for-fic-sake]

Gorgeous, Loki x reader

A/N: Yes I realize that this is a Taylor Swift song, no I don’t care because it fits and I like it. Also this fic is 100% for me because it’s my birthday so let me live. That being said, hope you enjoy. With seven minutes left in my birthday I think this post is well timed. 

Word Count: 4K (Whoops)

Well, it was that time of year again, your birthday. The date was quickly approaching and everyone seemed to be more excited about it than you did. 

“Hey kiddo, what do you want to do for your special day?” Tony asked one morning about a week before your birthday. 

“Eh, nothing really.” You responded mundanely. 

“Why the long face?” Steve questioned over his bowl of oatmeal. He’s been in the 21st century for almost a decade now, you’d think he would eat something other than oatmeal. 

“I don’t know, I mean I’m only turning 22. I feel like the next major birthday after 21 is 30. So why should I make a big deal out of it?” You asked. 

“I agree with Lady Y/N,” Thor chimed in, “On Asgard, the birthdays that fall between each hundred years do tend to seem a bit uneventful.”  

“Yeah I’m gonna side with Thor on this one doll,” Bucky added from his seat on the couch. What was with everyone being in the living area at the same time this morning? Usually everyone was scattered throughout but the second your birthday is mentioned it’s like flies to honey. “So many birthdays passed me by and I don’t think I even blinked once.” 

‘Yeah but Buck, you were a super soldier for Hydra, doesn’t exactly count as the same thing. Y/N, I think you should celebrate each birthday you have, I missed out on about 70 years of them in the ice, I know how precious time can be.” Steve said with a supportive pat on your thigh. 

“Okay okay, if you guys really insist on doing something for me, at least make it simple, nothing too extravagant.” You said as you gave a pointed look to Tony. He threw his hands up in a defensive gesture. 

“Who me?” He feigned ignorance, “I, my dear, am the /king/ of casual. I think the one you should be worried about is reindeer games.” 

You could feel your cheeks heating up at the thought of Loki. Did he know that your birthday was coming up? Would he be there? But more importantly, would he even care? With a huff you brought your coffee mug to the sink and cleared your throat. 

“I’m gonna go train now.” You announced as you headed for the elevator. 

“Was it something I said?” You heard Tony joke as you exited the living room. You needed to get out of there. It was bad enough they were making you think about your birthday but then they had to go and drag Loki into it. Sure you and Loki were friends but if you were being honest with yourself you felt a slight shift in your relationship as of late. He would give you more lingering touches. Nothing much, just an arm brushing your waist whenever he would walk behind you, a hand on your thigh for a second longer than necessary. 

You weren’t sure if it was really happening or just your mind playing tricks on you. Making you feel things that you wanted to feel. You really needed to punch something, and fast. Once you made it to the training room you put your headphones in and headed over to the punching bags. You started the music and remembered the combinations Steve had taught you not too long ago. 

Of course the first song on shuffle was “Gorgeous” by Taylor Swift. This was quite possibly the perfect song to describe how you felt towards Loki. 

You’re so gorgeous, 

I can’t say anything to your face

Cause look at your face. 

And I’m so furious

At you for making me feel this way

But what can I say? 

You’re gorgeous. 

You continued to punch the bag as you thought about his stupid perfect face. The way his raven hair cascaded down his shoulders and how he sounded like he was crooning whenever he opened that ridiculously beautiful mouth of his. You kept attacking the punching bag like you were attacking Loki himself. Furious at him for making you feel these things, damn him. You would’ve continued to punch but you heard someone clear their throat. You stopped punching and pulled out your earbuds, now you could hear the sound of you panting and trying to catch your breath. 

You looked up to find the person who interrupted your storming thoughts only to come face to face with the god in question. Fuck, he wasn’t even trying and he was being sexy, it wasn’t fair to you. He had his black locks pulled into a messy bun and he wore a skin tight black shirt and black joggers that hung low on his hips. 

“Sorry to interrupt your...session. But I thought perhaps you could use a sparring partner.” Loki spoke as he walked closer to you. He said it as though he had been watching you for a while. 

“How long have you been standing there?” You inquired. 

“Long enough to admire the view.” He retorted, letting his eyes wander over your figure. It was right about now that you regretted wearing your zip front gray sports bra and maroon mesh leggings. 

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” You jested back at him. 

“Oh I have quite the memory, don’t worry darling.” He responded in a husky voice that made your throat dry. Fuck, did he know what he was doing to you? How worked up you were getting. It was probably written all over your face at this point. You cleared your throat before you spoke again. 

“Um, so you said you w-wanted to spar?” You choked out, getting tripped up on the words because how he was looking at you was quite distracting. He looked like a hunter who had honed in on a target and was waiting for a sign of weakness to pounce. 

“I did, hope you don’t mind.” He replied as he used his magic to conjure his twin daggers. 

Using the mystic arts that Dr. Strange had been training you in, you summoned your staff, immediately feeling a surge of power wash over you. 

“Ah, I see you’ve been practicing with that charlatan.” Loki commented, his voice laced with just a hint of jealousy. 

“You’re not, jealous, are you?’ You teased him as you began to twirl the staff in your hands. 

“Y/N, I don’t do jealous, I’m simply saying I could teach you more than that pretender ever could.” Loki replied as he suddenly hurled one of his daggers at you, which you easily deflected with the staff. 

Suddenly, the sparring session was on. Loki couldn’t deliver any close hits to you because your staff wouldn’t let him. You made wide passes at him and managed to land one blow, he let out a huff of air as he doubled over. 

“Shit, Loki, are you okay?” You called out, lowering your staff as you walked towards him. When you got close enough, Loki ripped the staff out of your hands so you were now weaponless. Suddenly you heard Loki’s voice coming from behind you. 

“That’s your problem pet, you care too much. That’s when you let your guard down.” His illusion in front of you flickered out of existence and suddenly you felt the cool metal of a dagger at your throat, Loki had you beat. You could feel his breath coming in heavy bursts as his chest expanded and fell on your back. He had one hand at your throat with his dagger while the other was wrapped around your waist, keeping your arms pinned. His fingers gently skimmed your bare stomach as his feet tapped yours in a silent command to part them. 

You should think about the consequence 

Of your magnetic field being a little too strong 

“Any last words darling?” Loki whispered, his mouth just inches from your ear. You couldn’t speak, couldn’t focus on anything but the goose bumps that were forming where he was touching you. You wanted to scream for him to keep touching you more, for him to take you right here in the training room, but you didn’t. He sensed your hesitation and chuckled. 

“Better luck next time Y/N” He said as he removed himself from you and sauntered out of the training room like nothing happened at all. 

That afternoon, Loki had left for a mission and you weren’t sure when he would be back. When the day of your 22nd birthday came around, he still wasn’t back, making you a little bummed to say the least. The team left you to your own devices for most of the day which you were grateful for. You were just sitting in bed reading when there was a knock on your door. 

“Come in.” You announced to the emptiness. 

“Ooh whatcha reading?” Natasha asked as she plopped down on your bed. Reluctantly, you dog-eared the page and handed the book over to the redhead. “Really Y/N, Othello?” 

‘What?” you exclaimed, “It’s really good!” 

“It’s a tragedy.” She deadpanned. 

“Yeah, a really good tragedy. One of his most famous actually.” You defended as you tried to grab the book back from her. 

“No, you’re not going to sit here, on your birthday of all days, reading Othello. You’re coming with me.” Nat announced. 

“Where are we going?” You questioned as she practically dragged you out of bed. 

“No questions, just go take a shower and come back out when you’re done.” She said as she shoved you in the general direction of the bathroom. 

When you came out of the shower you saw the outfit Natasha had laid out for you. On your bed were a pair of high waisted blue ripped jeans, a black strappy bra, and a see through crop top with stars on it. You practically laughed at it. 

“You can’t be serious.” You scoffed at Natasha. 

“Oh but I am.” She countered. 

“Where did you even get that bra? I don’t own any like that.” You retaliated, waving your hand over the aforementioned piece of fabric. 

“I bought it for you today, think of it as a birthday present.” She joked back. 

“Fine, I’ll wear it.” You grumbled, more to yourself. You knew it was useless to try and argue with Natasha, she always got what she wanted. “But let me put it on in peace, I’ll meet you downstairs.” 

“Fair enough.” Nat replied, “But if you’re not down in ten minutes I’m coming to find you.” She warned as she left your room, shutting the door behind her. 

You paired the outfit with gold adidas and pulled on a leather jacket. You tied your shoes and zipped your jacket up definitely. If you had to wear Natasha’s outfit, you would wear it your way. 

A few minutes later you were walking down the stairs into the main room. 

“There’s the birthday girl!” Tony announced as he came over and gave you a hug. “Happy birthday kid!” 

“Thank you!” You replied as you went around the room and were greeted with hugs and smiles from everyone, that is, everyone except Natasha. 

“Really Y/N, a leather jacket? In August?” She questioned with a roll of her eyes. 

“What? You said I had to wear it and I am, it’s just, under the jacket.” You said with a gleam in your eyes. You could tell she was a little pissed and that gave you more joy. 

“What are you two talking about?” Sam questioned, sensing the tension between the two of you. 

“Oh nothing,” Natasha waved him off, “you’ll see soon enough.” 

“Anyway…” You tried to divert attention, “where are we going and why is everyone dressed nice? I thought you said it would be subtle.” You sighed as you shoved Tony playfully. 

“It is, it is, will you relax? We’re taking you somewhere very special that I’m sure you’ll love.” Tony reassured you as he gestured for all of you to make your way outside and into the car. Tony made you wear a blindfold so you didn’t know where you were going, which you thought was a little extreme but also sweet. 

“Okay Y/N, you can take the blindfold off now.” Natasha announced as she moved you out of the car. 

You took off your blindfold to reveal your favorite karaoke bar that you were always telling the team you wanted to go to. You don’t know how long you’d been bugging them but they never seemed interested. You felt your face light up. 

“Guys!” You gushed as you turned around to look at their smiling faces, “I can’t believe we’re here! We never come here! But I thought it would be more packed.” You said in a flurry of excitement. 

“Yeah about that…” Tony rubbed the back of his neck nervously, “I kinda rented the whole bar out for us tonight.” 

“I guess ‘small’ isn’t in Tony’s vocabulary.” Steve joked as he wrapped his arm around you and kissed you on the forehead affectionately. 

“I guess not.” You replied as you wrapped one of your arms around his waist. “So what are we waiting for? Why don’t we head in?” 

“Ahem.” You heard someone behind you clear their throat, you turned around to find Loki standing in the parking lot. You suddenly dropped your arm from Steve’s waist and tried to focus on your breathing. Loki looked gorgeous tonight in his perfectly tailored black suit, despite it being the middle of August in New York. 

“Loki, you made it!” You exclaimed, you tried to move but your feet were rooted in place. 

“It appears I did.” He responded curtly, you could see his annoyed expression as he looked between you and Steve. He saw his arm around you and his jaw clenched. 

“Alright, now that the gang’s all here let’s head in.” Tony broke the tension, opening the door and leading the way for everyone. 

Not only had Tony rented out the whole bar for you, but he also invited more people as well. All of your peers from the Bleaker Street house were there as well, including Steve Strange himself. 

“Master Strange, I didn’t know you would be here!” You called as you went over to him. 

“How could I miss an event honoring my star pupil?” He responded as he conjured something and gave it to you. “Happy Birthday.” He responded as he enveloped you in a hug. Your cheeks were starting to hurt from the amount of smiling you were doing. You opened it and found that it was a crimson red ribbon. 

“I don’t understand.” You commented as you looked at the ribbon in the box. 

“That may look like an ordinary ribbon but in fact it is much more. These are the seven ribbons of hathor. Just say the words and they will enchant themselves to bind even the strongest of enemies.” Strange replied. 

“That’s fantastic! Thank you so much!” You exclaimed. 

“May I?” He gestured to your hair and you nodded as you turned around. You felt his fingers wrap the ribbon around your ponytail and tie it into a neat bow. 

“Y/N, get over here!” Natasha called from the other side of the bar. You gave Stephen an apologetic look as you made your way through the bar to where Nat was waiting for you with two shots. 

“Take these while I order you a vodka soda.” Nat commanded. 

“Both of them?” 

“Yes, both of them. You’re not drunk enough.” 

“I’m not drunk at all.” You reminded her. 

“Exactly! So drink up.” She ordered as she called the bartender over and asked for two vodka sodas, you hoped those both weren’t for you as well. 

You downed the shots as the bartender slid one of the drinks over your way. 

“Good, now drink that.” Nat said as she turned and started walking away. 

“Natasha! Where are you going?” You shouted after her but she simply dismissed you with a wave of her hand. You chuckled to yourself and sat on a barstool, content with sipping your drink in peace. That is, until he sat next to you. 

“Hi.” Loki murmured so only you could hear. 

“Hi.” You breathed out in response. 

“Are you enjoying your party, darling?” He questioned, gently placing one of his hands on your thigh. 

You tried to remember how to speak, you took another sip of your drink to try and quench your rather dry throat. “It’s crowded. I’m not much of a fan of large crowds.” You managed to squeak out. 

“I beg to differ.” Loki mused, moving his hand a little higher on your thigh, “large crowds can be rather fun. More chances to sneak away.” 

And you should think about the consequence 

Of you touching my hand in the darkened room

You choked on your drink a little as the implications of what he said hit you. Getting closer in proximity, if that were even possible, he played with the red ribbon in your hair. 

“I don’t remember you wearing this outside.” He said in a quizzical voice. 

“Oh, Stephen gave it to me as a birthday present.” You replied nonchalantly as you took another swig of your drink. You knew it would rile Loki up but good, you wanted him to feel as riled up as you were. 

“Oh, so it’s Stephen now, is it?” Loki choked out through gritted teeth. 

You put your hand up, indicating to the bartender that you would like other vodka soda. “I thought you didn’t do jealous.” You quipped as you grabbed your drink from the bartender and walked away from Loki. You felt buzzed but from the alcohol or the remark you left Loki with you weren’t sure. 

You managed to find Nat, standing around a table with Bucky and Sam. You made your way over and placed your drink down as Nat gave you a smile. 

“Well look who finally found us.” She announced, giving you a quick wink. 

“Sorry, I was caught up.” You said as you let Nat follow your eyes to the bar where Loki was still sitting. 

“Ahh, how did that go?” She asked. 

“I don’t wanna talk about that. How are you guys doing?” You changed the subject, looking at Bucky and Sam expectantly. 

“We’re good doll, just wondering when you were going to grace us with your presence.” Bucky joked. 

“Lucky for you Barnes your wait is over.” You winked playfully at him and he just smiled back. Bucky was crazy hot but you two were just friends. Didn’t mean you two didn’t enjoy flirting with each other, much to the annoyance of everyone else. 

Trying to forget about Loki you downed the rest of your drink as Sam started telling a story about how he saved a cat last week. You had already heard this story three times but let him tell it because it made him happy. While you were listening to him you realized you were getting rather warm and decided to take your jacket off, completely forgetting what was, or rather, wasn’t, underneath. 

“So I have the cat in my hands and then...woah.” Sam stopped talking as he looked at you wide eyed. Soon, Bucky was doing the same. 

He wolf whistled at you, “Damn doll, you really went all out tonight didn’t you?” He examined as he eyed you up and down. Your confusion didn’t go away until you saw the knowing smile on Natasha’s face. Fuck. The shirt. You were about to put your jacket back on but then you felt a pair of eyes burning a whole in the back of your head. You whipped around to find Loki drinking in your appearance and clutching his glass of scotch like his life depended on it. 

In that moment you had realized why Nat had picked this outfit out for you, that sneaky bitch. She knew Loki would show up and she wanted to make the reveal as dramatic as possible. 

“Nat made me wear it.” You said defensively to Sam and Bucky. 

“Hey, I’m not complaining.” Bucky retorted. 

“Of course you’re not. Hey, eyes up here soldier.” You teased back. 

He was about to respond when suddenly the lone microphone on the stage gave a loud 

whine as someone tapped it. 

“Is this thing on?” Tony said into the mic. “Right well, we’re here tonight for Y/N’s 22nd 

birthday. I thought we should finally get the karaoke part of the night started off and who better to go first than the birthday girl?” 

You rolled your eyes and flipped Tony off until you heard Natasha start to chant your 

name. Soon enough the whole bar erupted in a chant. 

“Y/N! Y/N! Y/N!” 

You slowly meandered your way through the crowd to get to the stage. People were whistling and clapping your back as you went up. 

“Have fun,” Tony whispered in your ear, “You have an audience.” You followed his gaze to Loki, whose eyes were now locked on your form. Taking a deep breath you remembered the last time you saw the god. More importantly, you remembered the song that reminded you so much of him. You were buzzed enough to think this was a good idea. With a grin you went over to the DJ and made your selection. 

You should take it as a compliment

That I'm talking to everyone here but you 

And you should think about the consequence

Of you touching my hand in the darkened room 

If you've got a girlfriend, I'm jealous of her

But if you're single that's honestly worse

'Cause you're so gorgeous it actually hurts

Ocean blue eyes looking in mine

I feel like I might sink and drown and die

You're so gorgeous

I can't say anything to your face 

'Cause look at your face

And I'm so furious

At you for making me feel this way

But what can I say?

You're gorgeous

The whole time you sang it was as if the rest of the bar faded away and you were just singing to Loki. You could tell he was as affected by you as were by him. When the song was over you waved to the crowd and walked off the stage and into the bathroom, splashing water on your now heated skin. 

“I have to say, that was quite the performance you put on.” Loki mused as he wrapped his arms around your waist. You gasped as you turned around to look at the god of mischief in the face. 

“Loki, what are you doing in here?” You whispered in surprise. 

“Oh, I think it’s perfectly clear what I’m doing here darling. Or was this not the intent of your song?” He husked as one of his hands traveled down your back, along your backside, and to your thigh when he promptly wrapped it around his waist, making you gasp. 

“Do you feel what you’ve done to me Y/N?” He questioned, as he pressed his erection into your clothed core. 

“Good.” You responded darkly, turned on by his actions, “Now you know how I felt last week.” You finished as you wrapped your arms around his neck and played with the hair at the base of his neck. 

“You wanton little creature.” He replied as he moved his hand to rub your cheek with his thumb. “I should’ve taken you right then and there.” 

“Why didn’t you?” You whispered lustfully, fire coursing through your veins. 

“I was waiting for the perfect moment.” He replied slowly, as he tilted your head up with the back of his hand, so your lips were perfectly aligned with him. If you moved your head just the slightest bit forward, you would be kissing. 

“And when is that?” You retorted. 

“Now.” He said as his pupils dilated with lust. He made quick work of connecting your lips with his and you moaned your approval. He ground his hips more forcefully into your own. He patted your other leg in a silent command to jump. You happily wrapped both legs around the god’s waist as you opened your mouth for him, letting his tongue explore its every crevice and claiming it as his. 

You moaned as you ground your hips into him, craving more. He sat you down on the counter while he continued to kiss you forcefully. He broke the kiss only for a moment, while his hands tore your shirt off your body. 

“That fabric is hardly a shirt. You knew what you were doing to me when you revealed that didn’t you?” He questioned as he kissed along your jaw and down your neck. You nodded as a response, too drunk on Loki to make any coherent kind of sound. 

“Use your words Y/N.” Loki commanded harshly as he pulled back your ponytail and forced you to look him in the eyes. His face was slightly flushed, as were his lips. His pupils were dilated from lust so that only a thin rim of emerald surrounded the blackness. 

“Yes.” You breathed as you brought Loki back down for another kiss. 

“So naughty, pet. I wonder what other trouble we could get into.” Loki murmured against your lips as his hands splayed themselves flush against your newly exposed flesh. You raked your hands through his onyx locks and tried to savor the taste of him. You could taste the scotch from earlier on his tongue mixed with winter mint. You heard a sound in the background but was too lost in bliss to care. That is until the sound cursed. 

Turning your head away from Loki you looked at your intruder and came found Natasha’s eyes staring at the pair of you. 

“Shit, sorry guys.” She apologized as she let her gaze linger on the pair of you. Hot and bothered. Loki however, wasn’t stopping on account of Nat. He continued to kiss your neck and jaw until he pecked you on the lips again and then, still standing between your legs, arms wrapped around your waist, made eye contact with Natasha. 

“What is it Romanoff? Can’t you tell we’re in the middle of something?” Loki huffed, annoyed. 

“I just wanted to tell Y/N that everyone’s asking for you, we got you a cake.” She said, her voice void of its usual mirth. 

“Right, okay, yeah I’ll be out in a few.” You replied, silently begging her to leave as soon as possible. Lucky for you, she got the message and retreated back through the bathroom door. 

“Looks like I gotta get back out there.” You said awkwardly to Loki. 

“Oh I’m not done with you yet.” He husked, he reclaimed your lips again in a sweet kiss. Not as needy as the last, but just as passionate. “Happy Birthday Y/N” He said as he pressed his forehead against yours. 

“Thank you Loki.” You replied, still breathless from the encounter. 

Letting you hop off the counter and put your shirt back on, Loki took your hand in his and led you outside to the waiting crowd. Much to your embarrassment everyone erupted in whistles and claps as they saw the two of you emerge. 

Loki sat the two of you down in a booth as Tony brought the cake to rest in front of you. Loki wrapped one arm around you and flicked his other hand in front of your candles, lighting them instantly. 

“Happy Birthday darling.” Loki whispered into your hair, “Make a wish.” 

You smiled as you blew out the candles and leaned a little bit more into Loki. Maybe 22 wouldn’t be so bad after all. 

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Wrong Number(Tom Hiddleston): August Year One

You can find this on Archive, I’m just posting it here as well. 

Series Masterlist

20 August

Unknown number 9:26 : Hey, Benny! Just checking to see if this is actually your new number, I’m not quite sure I heard you correctly when you told me -Tom  

Unknown number 9:32: I’m afraid you have the wrong number, Tom. No Benny here, just little old me.

Tom 9:33: My apologies, I hope this wasn’t too much of a bother.

Unknown number 9:35: No harm done, don’t worry about it. Honestly receiving a notification brought a smile to my face.

Tom 9:36: Well I am glad I could make you smile, but may I ask why a simple notification was able to?

Unknown number 9:36: In my life there really aren’t a lot of things that bring a smile to my face, so I try to enjoy the little things

Tom 9:37: Everyone deserves things to smile about, and I’ll bet that there are loads of things in your life to smile about.

Unknown number 9:42: You’re only saying that because you don’t know me

Tom 9:45: Then let’s change that, tell me a little about yourself.

Unknown number 9:47: Hmmm…. How about for everything about myself that I tell you, you in turn tell me something about you?

Tom 9:48: That sounds like a plan, let’s start with your name

Unknown number 9:48: Sarah. Now, seeing that I already know your name Tom, how old are you? I’m 22.

Tom 9:49: You’re making me feel old, Sarah, I’m 36. Tell me something about you that not many people know

Sarah 9:52: Ooh, that’s a tough one. Alright, but it’s kind of embarrassing, so promise me you won’t judge me?

Tom 9:54: I promise, and I’ll even share something equally embarrassing to even things out

Sarah 9:54: *deep breath* *sigh* Okay. A few years ago, a friend and I went to see a movie, and on our walk home we ran into one of the actors, only to completely and unrecoverably ruin my only chance at a first impression. We were walking around a corner as I was loudly fangirling over one of the actors, saying how I wanted to jump his bones and things like that, and I walked right into the said actor. With my dumb luck, it happened to be one of the few times when he was actually in London.

Tom 9:56: You live in London? Or were you just visiting?

Sarah 10:03: I live in London, have since I was sixteen. Where are you from?

Tom 10:16: Lived here my entire life, darling. Grew up just shy of the city, may I ask where you lived before London?

Sarah 10:17 : Iowa, midwestern United States. The weather there was insane, we’d have negative forties in the winter to over one hundred every summer. We once had snow in September and that very next January we had days in the upper seventies. The state is pretty much known for corn and hogs, and we have the second largest state fair in the states, the fair is known for fried food on a stick. Iowa is weird.

Tom 10:18: Sounds like it, but it sounds like a blast. May I ask why you left such an interesting place like that?

Sarah 10:21: When I was fifteen my parents divorced, and they wanted me to pick sides. It was either live with mum in Montana or dad in Iowa, so I decided neither. I stayed with a friend until I had enough money saved up to by a ticket to London so I could live with my aunt and uncle.

Tom 10:25: That must have been difficult, I’m terribly sorry. My parents divorced when I was young as well, and it was immensely hard on me. What made you decide to live with your aunt and uncle? I hope you don’t mind my asking.

Sarah 10:27: I’m sorry to hear about your parents, and of course I don’t mind you asking. My aunt had always been so supportive of me and my interest in writing, and my uncle is the reason I am the musician I am today, without them I wouldn’t be me.

Tom 10:29: You’re a musician? That’s wonderful, what do you play?

Sarah 10:30: I play quite a lot of instruments, actually. Ukulele, piano, saxophone, bass guitar, guitar, and drums. I also sing and I’ve recently been writing my own music.

Tom 10:31: That’s amazing, darling! You seem like a very interesting young lady, Sarah. I’m quite glad I texted you by accident. This is turning out to be a much more interesting night than I originally intended.

Sarah 10:32: I am as well, although I wish you would tell me more about yourself, I’ve been talking about me for almost an hour.

Tom 10:34: What would you like to know darling?  

Sarah 10:35: I have an idea. Let’s keep this as anonymous as we can, not share anything that could be used to find out who the other is.

Tom 10:35: That sounds like something I can do, but may I ask why?

Sarah 10:35: Keep a little mystery between us. A friendship based solely on personality instead of things like looks, place of business, education, or wealth.

Tom 10:36: That’s a lovely idea, darling. Now, what would you like to know about me?

Sarah 10:38: How about we just ask simple questions back and forth, one of us will ask a question and provide an answer and the other will do the same and so on?

Tom 10:39: Wonderful idea, Sarah. Ask away, darling.

Sarah 10:40: Shag/marry/kill celebrity edition

Tom 10:42 : Really, that’s your first question? You are quite an interesting, and funny, character, Sarah. I guess I’d shag Scarlett Johansson, marry Elizabeth Olsen, and kill Taylor Swift. What about you, darling?

Sarah 10:45: Shag Declan Donnelly, marry Tom Hiddleston(with lots of shagging), and kill Angelina Jolie

Tom 10:48: “Lots of shagging”? Looks like Sarah has a bit of a celebrity crush.

Sarah 10:53: Everyone has a celebrity crush, it’s as simple as that. You must have one, so spill; who is it?

Tom 10:56: You already asked your question, now it’s my turn. Favorite movie?

Sarah 10:57: That’s a bit of a tough one. I’d have to say either I Saw The Light or A Hard Day’s Night. You?

Tom 11:04: I Saw The Light? Not many people enjoyed that movie, or even know of it, I must say I’m impressed, Sarah. Now, for my favorite movie I’m going to say The Jungle Book, original animated.

Sarah 11:05: I have actually never watched that before

Tom 11:05: HOW HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED THE JUNGLE BOOK?

Tom 11:05: IT IS SO AMAZING SARAH

Tom 11:05: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT

Sarah 11:06: You make me smile, Tom. I’ll make sure I watch it sometime soon, I promise. I’m afraid this is where our conversation ends, I have to be somewhere early in the morning and I do not function well without my eight hours, so I’m going to go to sleep. I’ve had a wonderful time talking to you tonight, Tom, I hope we can talk more in the future. Goodnight.

Tom 11:08: Goodnight, darling Sarah. I’ve had a wonderful time talking to you as well, and I do not see how it will be possible for me to go without messaging you again, so do expect a text from me tomorrow morning. ;)

**************

21 August

Tom 5:37: Good morning, Sarah. I’m guessing you are still asleep, but I wanted to bid you a good day before I went on my run.

Sarah 7:18: My lord, you get up early. Are you always up before six A.M?

Tom 7:20: Not always, on weekends I usually sleep in until around seven or so. Did you sleep well?

Sarah 7:31: You call seven in the morning ‘sleeping in’? You aren’t human, Tom. Yes, I slept fairly well, I hardly tossed or turned all night.

Tom 7:32: Yes, seven in the morning for me is most definitely sleeping in, my dear. I’m glad you slept well, so did I. If I am not human, then what am I?

Sarah 7:33: I’m not sure, but you certainly aren’t of this realm. Maybe you’re from Álfheimr.

Tom 7:33: Álfheimr? I must say, Sarah, I am insulted. Are you accusing me of being a Light Elf?

Sarah 7:35: I might be. >:)

Tom 7:35: How dare you! If I am from any of the Nine Realms, I would be from Jötunheimr.

Sarah 7:37: Ah, so you’re a giant, are you?

Tom 7:38: I might be, and what realm are you from, fair maiden?

Sarah 7:42: I am no simple maiden, for I am of Vanaheimr.

Tom 7:42: A master of sorcery, are you? Or are you more inclined to the knowledge of the future?

Sarah 7:43: Do you know nothing about the tales of Vanaheimr? Vanaheimr is home of an ancient branch of gods, but that does not mean each resident is such.

Tom 7:44: I’m impressed, Sarah. How do you know so much about norse mythology?

Sarah 7:46: I’m obsessed with it, honestly. I’ve been studying it since I can remember, I fell in love with the stories of the gods of Asgard, and then when Thor came out, I was even more in love with the lore. I loved the tale “The Kidnapping of Idun”, his life is threatened unless he hands Idun over to Thiazi, only to have his life threatened by the other gods unless he returns her to Asgard. I always pictured Loki as a handsome man, tall and lanky with long black hair, and Tom Hiddleston portrayed him better than I thought possible. I still shake my head and sigh at the inaccuracies of the mythology in the movies, but they are definitely some of my favorite movies.

Tom 7:49: Wow, you really know your mythology. I would love to hear more.

Sarah 7:54: And I’d love to tell more, but I’m afraid I have to go, my class will be starting any minute. I loved chatting with you this morning, and I hope to chat with you again as soon as I can.

Tom 7:55: I’ve enjoyed chatting with you as well, darling. Have fun in class, study hard and pay attention, I hope to talk to you after. Goodbye for now, Sarah.

Sarah 7:56: Bye for now, Tom.

***********

Sarah 11:32: Out of class now, thankfully.

Tom 11:37: Thankfully? Is something the matter?

Sarah 11:39: I love my studies, but a few of my peers make me regret pursuing my musical education.

Tom 11:40: What happened, darling?

Sarah 11:42: A few men in the class are a close group of friends, always with each other and always joking, but one of them has a bit of an infatuation with me. Everyday he flirts with me every chance he has, he makes passes at least ten times a lecture, it seems as though “no” isn’t in his vocabulary. Today his friends decided to “help him get some ass”, and cornered me after the lesson ended.

Tom 11:44: I am terribly sorry, Sarah. Did they hurt you?

Sarah 11:44: No, they’re just idiotic boys. And besides, I can hold my own, they wouldn’t get the best of me in a situation like that.

Tom 11:45: Well, of course you can. I expect no less from a maiden from Vanaheimr.

Sarah 11:46: You make me smile, Tom.

Tom 11:47: Then my mission is complete, darling.

[likeabulletyoucanhurtme]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No, I'm not gay. But also, I don't think his wife would be too impressed either. itsmeetingthemanofmydreamsandthenmeetinghisbeautifulwife 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Wrong! 3. Have you taken someones virginity? Nope. 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Romantically, it will be now. donttrustahoeneveratrustahoewonttrustahoe 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I haven't hung around with anyone recently 6. What are you excited for? Concerts coming back after the rona thisshitwillfuckyouup 7. What happened tonight? Scotland drew with england and now I'm drinking and watching Bob Ross painting because it taped as a suggestion and all your memes make it sound interesting. throwawayyourtelevisiontakethenooseofyourambition 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, that seems a very sexist comment. Girls have every right to get as wasted as they want. I myself have been horribly wasted before and don't judge others for it. causeimprettyfuckingwastedidrunksogoddamnmuchthaticantfeelmyfaceyeah 9. Is confidence cute? As long as it's warranted. 10. What is the last beverage you had? Lidl Cola imnotbyyoursideimnottakingtimeyoudeserveeverythingyouvegot 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 8 (six of those are family members tho) 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Never have and never will. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Watch more TV. Or the next film on my list. Or play GTA3. saturdaynightifeeltheairisgettinghotlikeyoubaby 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Chocolate 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Not anymore :) sokissmehardcausethisllbethelasttimethatiletyou 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I highly doubt it andillbethiswayforever 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything Depends about what. I can talk to my mum about most things, but not all obviously 18. The last time you felt broken? December causeimbrokenwhenimlonesomeandidontfeellikeiamstrongenough 19. Have you had sex today? Nope 20. Are you starting to realize anything? Nah, I realized it all quite a while ago. 21. Are you in a good mood? Kinda? I'm not in a bad mood. I was in a good mood yesterday an.. Nah. Fuck it. Yes, I am in a good mood. (I realise I could've just put yes but I thought it was important to note the point where I fought against West Of Scotland stoicism and decided to acknowledge some positivity). 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Nah. And they should be left alone and not dragged about for our pleasure. iftheseawaswarmwouldsharksbemorefriendly 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yeah 24. What do you want right this second? A large amount of money, or chocolate. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I'm not currently liking anyone right now so meh. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yeah. Including the grey. Might dye it at some point soon for shits and giggles. imstartingtothinkthisisntititisntallitscrackeduptobe 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I've done that twice. It obviously didn't work out. Maybe I should try? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? A meme on facebook asking if the earth was round, why the bottom of your shoes are flat instead of curved. It had a picture of a curved shoe. It's more of a visual joke. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not really. I miss the closeness I had with some people, but I've come to terms with it. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? idk. I give people more chances than they deserve and I probably shouldn't. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope. I try not to talk to people I hate. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I don't even know I have feelings for them, so I doubt they know. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Quite obviously

not. 34. Listening to? Transplant. It's a medical drama that taped on TV five months ago. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? I don't have a pencil. I rarely write in pen anymore. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Nope. And I don't want to. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. That's lust. Love takes time. 38. Who did you last call? Voicemail, and before that my mum. telephonelinesawaydeathontheendandimscreaming 39. Who was the last person you danced with? The last time I danced I did 5,6,7,8 by myself in the middle of a bar in Glasgow because it was on the jukebox. I called them all miserable bastards for not joining in 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because I was in a relationship with them at the time and I felt like it. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 10th of June. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? I haven't seen them for four days 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Consistently. My memory doesn't plague me with these instances while I'm trying to sleep though, I just have a vague general feeling that I'm an embarrassment. 44. Do you tan in the nude? I avoid sunbathing and tanning. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Yeah. I mean I enjoyed it at the time, but she's now my ex so she didn't deserve it. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope. 47. Who was the last person to call you? An employment agency. 48. Do you sing in the shower? No. I think of conversations I will never have or the story that I've got writers block with. 49. Do you dance in the car? No. I look out the window and watch the scenery 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Nope. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Maybe when I was a baby imnotapictureperfectportraitbutiamworkingonit 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes. Because they are. Apart from Cannibal The Musical. 53. Is Christmas stressful? Undoubtedly so. sotelltheworldletsbuysomepeaceandquietforachangebeforewespenditallonfuckingtoys 54. Ever eat a pierogi? Wikipedia tells me they are filled dumplings, so I probably would if I got a chance 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut. That was about it I think. 57. Do you believe in ghosts? No, I don't. imaginelivinglikeakingsomedayasinglenightwithoutaghostinthewalls 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Not that I can remember. 59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope. 60. Wear slippers? Yes. Star Wars ones. 61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes. It's called a dressing gown though. 62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing. 63. First concert? The Beautiful South, 24yrs ago. whenyoursockssmellofangelsbutyourlifesmellsofbriedontmarryherfuckme 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Lidl 65. Nike or Adidas? Converse 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Pringles 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Raisins 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Clean. raincamefallingdownwheniwasdrowningthatswhenicouldfinallybreathe 69. Ever take dance lessons? Never! I have two right feet. It's like having two left feet, only worse because it's also out of place as well as just generally bad dancing. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Nah, why would I care about that? 71. Can you curl your tongue? I can't even extend my tongue far outside of my mouth. 72. Ever won a spelling bee? I've never entered a spelling bee. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No I have not. 74. What is your favorite book? It used to be either HitcHikers Guide To The Galaxy or Reaper Man. SQUEAKsaidthedeathofrats 75. Do you study better with or without music? Without. If I have music on then that will distract me too much and I'll listen more than study. 76. Regularly burn incense? Nope. 77. Ever been in love? Maybe. I thought I have been several times. I said I was. 78. Who would you like to see in concert? AFI, Green Day, I Set My Friends On Fire, Kesha, The Killers, Lady Gaga, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, While She Sleeps 79. What was the

last concert you saw? Twin Atlantic makeabeastofmyselftokillthemall 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, if it has to be any at all. 81. Tea or coffee? Irn Bru 82. Favorite type of cookie? Millie's 83. Can you swim well? I can swim in a pool but I can't tread water or breath very well whilst swimming so open water would not be good for me. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah. 85. Are you patient? I can be. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, and my playlist of 6625 songs on itunes 87. Ever won a contest? Nah. I don't enter contests. 88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope. 89. Which are better black or green olives? Tomatoes. 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Have as much as you can with as many consenting partners as you wish 91. Best room for a fireplace? The living room? 92. Do you want to get married It's an archaic institution and puts too much stress and debt on one day for very little benefit that I can see.

[onekisstotakewithme]

@a-mi-zivi didn’t actually tag me I volunteered as tribute and I hope she doesn’t mind, 30 unnecessary things about me

1. Nicknames: Ally, three pound (insert thing here for me being born weighing 3 pounds), frog wife, and my personal fave of the moment is twin peanut/ mcgrandma (that probably sounds weird)... oh I’m also called “triplet” (something about me attracts me to be a multiple apparently?) and Patty/ Bio Unit #3 2. Gender: woman 3. Star sign: Gemini 4. Height: almost five foot two, I do not know what that is in cm nor do I care enough to check. All you need to know: I’m short.  5. Time: 7:21 PM 6. Birthday: June 5 7. Favorite bands: Genesis, Fall Out Boy, and yes I know that the cast of Hamilton isn’t a band but let’s pretend it is.   8. Favorite solo artists: Dodie, Thomas Dolby, Phil Collins, (Taylor Swift shhh), John Cougar Mellencamp 9. Song stuck in my head: Last Christmas by Wham! because Christmas 10. Last movie I watched: I haven’t the foggiest, but I do know that I’m going to watch The Santa Clause 2 tomorrow when it’s on TV (FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE) 11. Last show I watched: Lie to Me thanks to @flootzavut 12. When did I create my blog: end of 2013 or end of 2014 one of the two.  13. What do I post: pretty much anything, it’s a dumpster fire of a blog.  14. Last thing I googled: “93.1 fresh” which is the radio station I listen to for Christmas music. 15. Do I have any other blogs: that’s for me to know... and you to not. 16. Do I get asks: very rarely.  17. Why I chose my url: So when I joined the blue hellsite, I joined as a Downton Abbey fanblog (Anna and Bates forever!) and it’s based on this line from the Christmas special where Bates thinks he’s going to be executed, so his wife visits him for the “last time” and he asks her for “one kiss to take with me” when he dies and to this day it’s still very romantic and that’s my ish so I kept it even though I haven’t watched anything Downton since the last series ended.  18. Following: like 500 blogs, one for each of my interests (mostly kidding) 19. Followers: not sure, 400-odd? Not sure why on this dumpster blog. 20. Free space: I’m in a freakin Christmas spirit right now and just snapped myself singing along to Last Christmas but I’m also panicking about exams so... 21. Average hours of sleep: 6-8, although lately my nights have been spent tossing and turning (not the foggiest idea why) effing insomnia... 22. Lucky number: 15 (the house number of the house where I grew up) and 24 (KATE) 23. Instruments: Used to play piano, was actually quite good at it, and was in my high school choir (vocals counts as an instrument right? It doesn’t? Too bad) and I miss it so effing much, but i sing with my church choir ever so often.. in fact I have a concert in a few weeks that I haven’t really rehearsed for. Dammit. 24. What am I wearing: A big fluffy shirt that makes me look like I’m a shepherd for alpacas, grey sweats and a purple sports bra... I was dressed nicely earlier today because of a class presentation, but it ain’t there anymore.  26. Dream job: A fiction writer that actually makes a living off of fiction writing... or barring that, a forensic psychologist (Jack Sloane lookin at u) 27. Dream trip: Scotland.... Disney World without a spending limit. 28. Favorite food: pizza, probably 29. Nationality: I’m a Canadian... but as for my heritage I’m a mutt (and that’s not a joke) 30. Favorite song right now: uhhHHHH the Christmas songs. All of them. Except “I want a hippopotamus for christmas” which can burn in hell 5ever.

@24-ellick-tiva-x if you’re interested.   

[boardwalk-absurdist]

ALL OF THE QUESTIONS (you did this to yourself)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? The last person I messaged was Eclair ( @chaoticgoodlooking) so uh thanks but no thanks.2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nope3. Have you taken someones virginity? I have indeed. At a party, no less. ;D4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes. Trust is hella important, though it comes in different levels, and I can count the number of people I trust completely on one hand with some fingers left over.5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? No, alas, my Cotton Candy is a great many miles away. (But I’ll see him in November!!)6. What are you excited for? The aforementioned seeing Cotton Candy in November, and also the show that I’m in!7. What happened tonight? Studying. I have a molecular genetics exam in the morning so I’ve been blowing off lab work to study all day.8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Of course not. I think it’s disgusting when people drink to the point of throwing up but that’s just because vomit is nasty, and I don’t find it any more or less gross depending on gender.9. Is confidence cute? Confidence, yes, arrogance, no.10. What is the last beverage you had? Decaf mocha~11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 2, maybe 3 depending on whether someone I no longer talk to but still trust counts.12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? I am wearing a pair literally at this moment.13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Dude if you think I plan my life that far in advance, you are in for a Surprise.14. What are you going to spend money on next? Some nice pens and a notebook~15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Uh no. I am not. (Don’t worry, Cotton Candy and I are in an open relationship, all is well.)16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Of course.17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Cotton Candy, obvs.18. The last time you felt broken? Earlier today.19. Have you had sex today? Nope20. Are you starting to realize anything? Starting to realize that this test is gonna be fucking awful and I can’t wait to be done with classes and settled in lab.21. Are you in a good mood? Sort of? I guess.22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Sure, why not? Probably only in a cage, though.23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Nope. My mom’s brown eye genes were too strong for my dad’s blue eyes.24. What do you want right this second? Some motherfucking chocolate covered pretzels. Those good milk chocolate Flips ones, in the blue bag.25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? “Where they cute? Tell me everything~”26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yep~27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No. We gotta be able to laugh.28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Some silly joke that someone in my lab made, I don’t really remember.29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? *points to posts about Cotton Candy and sighs*30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Yes, although they need to demonstrate genuine effort and proof of change before they are forgiven/trusted again, and there is no requirement to accept said change.31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nah32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I sure hope he does~33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Yeah. Bubbles hurt my tongue.34. Listening to? Ambient Starbucks noise and my friendos studying across the table from me.35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Sometimes, yeah. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? In line at Starbucks.37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. I believe in connection and potential at first sight, but love takes more than that.38. Who did you last call? My parents, probably.39. Who was the last person you danced with? I genuinely do not recall. Myself?40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Cuz I was bored and stressed? And he’s fun to kiss.41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? I do not know. That is sad, I should eat a cupcake.42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Nope, my parents are p far away from me.43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Oh dear god all the time.44. Do you tan in the nude? I do not.45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nah46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope.47. Who was the last person to call you? Probably also my parents.48. Do you sing in the shower? Oh of course. I listen to music in the shower and sing along.49. Do you dance in the car? Duh50. Ever used a bow and arrow? I have, but only in gym class in middle school.51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? My friend took some legit pictures of me in a hair and makeup experiment that Sundae did~52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Some of them are. But they’re still great.53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes.54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yes.55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Microbiologist. Which, hey, that worked out~57. Do you believe in ghosts? Not actively but I’m not discounting the possibility.58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Dude, who hasn’t?59. Take a vitamin daily? I should but I don’t.60. Wear slippers? Sometimes, if it’s chilly. Usually I just wear socks.61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes.62. What do you wear to bed? My underwear?63. First concert? Oh man it was this Greg Brown concert cuz he has a CD of children’s songs that I listened to and I was the only little kid there and apparently he was really tickled that I liked his children’s CD.64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I hate Walmart but I do go there more often.65. Nike or Adidas? Speedo.66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Neither, but if I gotta pick I’ll go with sunflower seeds.68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I think Love Story, or Welcome to New York.69. Ever take dance lessons? Nope70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? ...nuclear engineer.71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes72. Ever won a spelling bee? YEAH73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes74. What is your favorite book? I have several. I love Augusten Burroughs, I love the book Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld, I love the Truth series by Dawn Cook...75. Do you study better with or without music? With76. Regularly burn incense? Nope77. Ever been in love? Yes. More than once, and I am right now.78. Who would you like to see in concert? Marina and the Diamonds79. What was the last concert you saw? BRUUUUUUCE80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea81. Tea or coffee? Coffee, but only if it contains things that are also not coffee (like chocolate).82. Favorite type of cookie? This is worse than the favorite book one, honestly.83. Can you swim well? Pretty well. Better than the average person, slightly worse than the average competitive swimmer. (Mostly cuz I’m out of shape but also I’m not that fast)84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? ...there are people who can’t?85. Are you patient? I can be. I don’t want to be, but I can be.86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Probably band? Though DJ would have more options...87. Ever won a contest? I honestly don’t remember. I don’t think so.88. Ever have plastic surgery? No89. Which are better black or green olives? Ew, I hate olives.90. Opinions on sex before marriage? It’s fine, live your life, be safe and respectful.91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room.92. Do you want to get married? Yes.

[gonerface]

1-92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?- since that person is my boyfriend, yes2. You talked to an ex today, correct?- Nope3. Have you taken someones virginity?- No, I haven't4. Is trust a big issue for you?- depends on the person 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?- yeah on Friday6. What are you excited for?- 2 festivals that are coming up and my birthday7. What happened tonight?- I slept8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?- when I do yeah when other girls do, it depends 9. Is confidence cute?- yes and hot too10. What is the last beverage you had?- water11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?- 2 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?- yes, I have some13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?- work on a festival14. What are you going to spend money on next?- the ambulance and a birthday present15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?- probably 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?- I might in a positive way17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?- a friend from tumblr, some other close friends and my bf18. The last time you felt broken?- like 2 weeks ago when I thought he saw shit as a joke (we weren't together yet) but everything's okay now 😊19. Have you had sex today?- No, I wish tho20. Are you starting to realize anything?- yeah, a lot of stuff21. Are you in a good mood?- my mood is like not - nor + now so22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?- If they have been fed well then 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?- No24. What do you want right this second?- affection 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?- I would ask why and get mad 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?- my natural hair colour is getting through so sorta27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?- No28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?- a friend from my bf that is acting jealous29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?- yeah I do..30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?- again depends on the situation 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?- no 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?- Yes33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?- I try not to, but if I do it's zero to low calories34. Listening to?- my best friend ranting35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?- yes, I write prettier if I use a pencil36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?- Yes I do37. Do you believe in love at first sight?- I believe in the click you get when you meet38. Who did you last call?- my best friend39. Who was the last person you danced with?- myself 😂40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?- because I was going home and wanted to say bye and just wanted his (my bf's) kiss before I left41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?- I have no idea, 1 month, maybe 2 months 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?- No 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?- yes 😅44. Do you tan in the nude?- no45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?- no46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?- not that I remember47. Who was the last person to call you?- my best friend48. Do you sing in the shower?- when I'm in the mood, yes49. Do you dance in the car?- no50. Ever used a bow and arrow?- yes and I was surprised that I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?- over a year ago52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?- idk, I don't like them53. Is Christmas stressful?- yes 54. Ever eat a pierogi?- no but I want to try it55. Favorite type of fruit pie?- apple pie56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?- I was like "I wanna be an animal" so idk 😂57. Do you believe in ghosts?- yes !58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?- yeah59. Take a vitamin daily?- nope60. Wear slippers?- yes61. Wear a bath robe?- not so often62. What do you wear to bed?- underwear and when it's cold then also a shirt63. First concert?- it was a kids thing64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?- I don't have any of these malls where I live 65. Nike or Adidas?- depends 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?- neither67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?- peanuts68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?- Never Grow Up69. Ever take dance lessons?- yes70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?- something that isn't too boring71. Can you curl your tongue?- yes72. Ever won a spelling bee?- we don't do these things73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - yes74. What is your favorite book?- The Perks Of Being A Wallflower75. Do you study better with or without music?- with76. Regularly burn incense?- No77. Ever been in love?- I guess I am now78. Who would you like to see in concert?- Neck Deep, Zara Larsson, TØP, Knuckle Puck, ...79. What was the last concert you saw?- it was at a festival, I guess it was A Day To Remember80. Hot tea or cold tea?- Hot or ice tea81. Tea or coffee?- Tea82. Favorite type of cookie?- chocolate chip from Milka83. Can you swim well?- I can swim but not so fast84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?- yes but it freaks me out85. Are you patient?- depends on what I have to wait86. DJ or band, at a wedding?- idk87. Ever won a contest?- no88. Ever have plastic surgery?- no89. Which are better black or green olives?- olive oil... I don't eat olives90. Opinions on sex before marriage?- why the fuck not? I don't follow the bible shit91. Best room for a fireplace?- the living room92. Do you want to get married?- not really

[powderedwhiteviolets]

1 through 92 ;^)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

The awkward thing about these questions is everytime i get them in a meme the last person i’ve texted is always a member of my family and it’s so weird and funny and ughhhh

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

NOPE

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

EVEN BIGGER NOPE

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

yes, and it wouldn’t be if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Considering i don’t like anyone actually real at the moment, this is a no.

6. What are you excited for?

THE END OF SCHOOL……FOREVER!

well for two weeks

7. What happened tonight?

I ate fries and went home, accidentally bough the brand of red licorice i hate, and then watched youtube (it’s only 3:30 though)

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

I don’t care? Other peoples drinking habits are none of my business.

9. Is confidence cute?

Yes, but not overconfidence. 

10. What is the last beverage you had?

A glass of water. That was yesterday though.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Not many. Of course, there’s my Dad, and some others (including you dude)

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

No, i hate jeans.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Sleep.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Not sure. I wanted to buy a Shiro cosplay for comic con next month but i can’t be bothered to. 

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Considering that was 9 years ago, no. I never really saw that guy again after it happened (and i like to pretend it didn’t)

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Most likely not. 

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My Dad, and my best friends.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Last Sunday/bit of Monday

19. Have you had sex today?

No (was going to add underage as well but then i remembered i’m not anymore)

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m starting to realize i would like my life much better as an anime and that what your expected to do in life is actually really boring.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I’m tired, but i am happy exams are over!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

NO. I have nothing against sharks but i would rather not hang with them.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

No. 

24. What do you want right this second?

i am so ashamed of myself about the licorice 

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

“Get the fuck away from him”

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yes. It’s alright i guess. 

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Not really. I want to be able to laugh with someone. I mean, i wouldn’t mind them being stoic at times, but all the time is a bit boring, and even if my jokes are terrible we can laugh at how bad they are. 

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

I was reading this thread on Reddit a few days ago about embarrassing things that keep you up at night and some of them were so fucking funny. My favourite was this kid suggesting to play hangman at a funeral of a girl who hung herself (terrible, but hilarious)

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Not really.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Most people do, but some forfeit that chance when they’ve committed certain acts.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

THE LAST BOY I WAS TALKING TO WAS YOU NIKO WHY WOULD I HATE YOU 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I don’t really have any feelings for anyone.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Have you met me? I drink soda all the time. 

34. Listening to?

Copycat (Vocaloid Gumi)

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I hate pencil, and when i was in 2nd grade i decided i was to never use it again.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I haven’t seen him in years, and i honestly don’t care. 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes i guess….

38. Who did you last call?

My mum because i wanted her to pick me up from the station.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

I don’t dance.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

It was voluntarily, and i didn’t really know what was going on since i was five.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Not for quite awhile. I’m not the hugest fan of cupcakes (just stop being cheap and give me the whole damn cake). Besides, they haven’t even been in for ages.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Yes, but in my defence i was trying to be a nice person. It was in cooking class, i just finished baking my failed marshmallow muffins, and still had half left. So i got the bright idea to go ask him if he wanted them. He ended up giving me a weird look and just going “uhhh no……”. It wasn’t in front of many people but it’s still embarrassing (luckily it stopped keeping me up at night when i got over him)

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I don’t tan, I BURN.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Fuck yes. Mainly because my mum screamed at me about it afterwards and acted like i had done bad.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Nobody really calls me.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes, usually because nobody can hear my voice over the water. 

49. Do you dance in the car?

You can dance in cars? I totally didn’t know that. 

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yep, at a primary school athletics day. Unsurprisingly, i was the only one to hit the target (twice!). I considered taking it up as a hobby but forgot about it in the end.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Earlier this year for school photo’s. I just got them back yesterday, and i’ve discovered that no matter what i do, i look bad in school photos. 

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No, i love musicals! I’m actually going to go see Aladdin and The Book of Mormon later this year.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

It used to be stressful during the years where my grandparents were feuding with one of my uncles (and it all started over me getting the Scooby-Doo movie on DVD). It’s not so much anymore. 

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I didn’t even know what that was until i googled it, so no.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple pie. Cherry is also great as well. 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Singer, bookshop owner and a doll designer. 

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

No. 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Many times, though sometimes it’ll be for things that have happened in dreams or have never actually happened irl. 

59. Take a vitamin daily?

No. I probably should, i’d be a much healthier person if i did. 

60. Wear slippers?

Yes, i stole them from Mum.

61. Wear a bath robe?

No.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Pyjama’s, like the vast majority of people.

63. First concert?

A Taylor Swift concert back in 2012.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target.

65. Nike or Adidas?

Neither. 

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos. 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

I hate both, but i hate sunflower seeds less. 

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Wildest Dreams. 

69. Ever take dance lessons?

I used to take ballet when i was younger but quit out of frustration. 

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Considering i probably won’t get married, this is a tough question. 

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes, so can my Dad and my grandfather. 

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never entered one. 

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

No. 

74. What is your favorite book?

A Series of Unfortunate Events; The Hostile Hospital, which i just finished yesterday. 

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With music. 

76. Regularly burn incense?

When i’m with my Dad we go out to buy incense. We started doing it to get rid of the new fridge factory smell in his apartment and have been doing it ever since. 

77. Ever been in love?

Yes, and it’s shit. 

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Melanie Martinez or Taylor Swift again. 

79. What was the last concert you saw?

See answer 63. 

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot tea. Who the fuck drinks cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea. 

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Shortbread (my Scottish heritage is showing)

83. Can you swim well?

Yes. 

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes again. 

85. Are you patient?

Definitely not!

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Yes, but i already told you about that. Halloween dress up contest of 2013. 

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

No. 

89. Which are better black or green olives?

All olives are bad.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I don’t care about it. 

91. Best room for a fireplace?

The lounge room.

92. Do you want to get married?

Yes but i probably won’t. 

[coffee-stained-flannel]

1-92!

Damn, okay here we go…1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Yeah I would 
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?Correct actually. We’re still friends though 
3. Have you taken someones virginity?What even is virginity anyway? 
4. Is trust a big issue for you?I guess you could say that 
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Not super recently 
6. What are you excited for?Getting out of Utah 
7. What happened tonight?Nothing 
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?Nah you do you just be safe 
9. Is confidence cute?For sure 
10. What is the last beverage you had?Water 
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?Meh maybe two or three 
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?Yes I do 
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?Tonight I’m taking care of my cat that is sick😔
14. What are you going to spend money on next?Probably more medicine for my kitten 
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?Nope 
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?I’ll change in the next three minutes 
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?My gf Chyna 
18. The last time you felt broken?Right now 
19. Have you had sex today?Nope 
20. Are you starting to realize anything?How fragile life is 
21. Are you in a good mood?No I’m actually very sad 
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?Sure
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?Nope. His are brown and mine are greenish
24. What do you want right this second?For my cat to feel better 
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?Nothing. If they’re happy then I’m not going to get in the way of that 
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?Yes it is 
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Definitely not 
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Chyna was telling me silly jokes at the vet today to try to make me feel less sad 
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?Yes, yes I do. 
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?Eh idk I guess it depends on what they did 
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?Nope I care for him deeply 
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ Probably. I’m not a subtle person 
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?Yeah I am 
34. Listening to?My cat’s heartbeat 
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?Not unless it’s a test 
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?No but I’d guess they’re in bed 
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?No I don’t 
38. Who did you last call?My dad 
39. Who was the last person you danced with?I can’t remember 
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Because I wanted to..? 
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Probably years ago on my birthday 
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?I did hug my dad today 
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?I embarrass myself in front of everyone almost daily 
44. Do you tan in the nude?Nope 
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?Definitely not. It meant a lot to me 
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?Didn’t sleep last night actually 
47. Who was the last person to call you?Chyna 
48. Do you sing in the shower?Absolutely 
49. Do you dance in the car?Also absolutely 
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?I have not 
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?Uh I guess back in 2014 for senior pictures 
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?Yes but I love it 
53. Is Christmas stressful?Christmas can fuck off 
54. Ever eat a pierogi?Probably not 
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Idk I guess strawberry but I don’t really like pie 
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Princess, astronaut, ballerina, maybe a combination of the three 
57. Do you believe in ghosts?Nah not really 
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?Frequently 
59. Take a vitamin daily?Ha. No
60. Wear slippers?Sometimes 
61. Wear a bath robe?No I would though 
62. What do you wear to bed?Depends on the season. It can range from undies and a T-shirt to full on flannel jammies 
63. First concert?*NSYNC 💕💁🏻‍♀️
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Target for sure 
65. Nike or Adidas?IDGAF 
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Uh I guess Cheetos 
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Sunflower seeds 
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?I’d Lie 😂
69. Ever take dance lessons?Yeah for about 16ish years 
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?No not really. As long as their doing something that makes them happy
71. Can you curl your tongue?Yes I can 
72. Ever won a spelling bee?Never been in a spelling bee 
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?Yes I have 
74. What is your favorite book?Hmmm idk. I’d say Milk and Honey 
75. Do you study better with or without music?With, but it’s gotta be instrumental because I start typing lyrics in my papers on accident if the song has words 
76. Regularly burn incense?Not really but candles all the time 
77. Ever been in love?Yes 
78. Who would you like to see in concert?Excited to see Sylvan Esso again this summer 
79. What was the last concert you saw?Ha uh Sylvan Esso 
80. Hot tea or cold tea?Usually hot 
81. Tea or coffee?Coffee 
82. Favorite type of cookie?The vegan chocolate chip cookie from Whole Foods
83. Can you swim well?I would definitely drown if thrown in water 
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?Just tried it and the answer is no 
85. Are you patient?It depends on the person and situation 
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?Mmm band I guess
87. Ever won a contest?Yeah a few 
88. Ever have plastic surgery?Nope 
89. Which are better black or green olives?I fuckin hate olives actually 
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?Uh do it if you both want to? 
91. Best room for a fireplace?Definitely the bathroom so I can roast marshmallows while I take a bath 
92. Do you want to get married?Idk maybe one day. I know I want a kid one day and I’d love to have a partner to enjoy that experience with me but I’d be okay with not being married to my partner or even adopting a kid and being a single mom

[chocolotte]

List #01

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Only sext

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? It’s impossible to talk to something you don’t have.

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Not even my own.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? It is. Not when I talk to someone generally but when I talk about myself. If I joke a lot about myself, it may seem like I’m an open book but then I’m just not trusting you with the real me.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? We text sometimes.

6. What are you excited for? The discovery of new sustainable planets and a better US president and the ending of all wars.

7. What happened tonight? I got my period, stayed up watched a Netflix show called Santa Clarita Diet, sneaked downstairs to get some cereal and waited for it to be morning.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Firstly, girls can do the fuck they want. Secondly, I think if people (so also boys) get wasted and do things they’ll regret in the morning, get rude, harass others and/or drive, then yes, I am a little disgusted.

9. Is confidence cute? Confidence is sexy. Being shy is cute. And I have no preference whatsoever.

10. What is the last beverage you had? Ice Tea.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Fully? I used to trust 3 but they’re all gone now.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Three!

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I wanna say study but I know it’s a lie.

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably a sandwich at school in two weeks.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? In a way? I’ve kissed no one and I’m going out with no one.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Positively.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My girlfriend and my diary.

18. The last time you felt broken? 26th of February 2017.

19. Have you had sex today? Nope.

20. Are you starting to realize anything? That I’m just a tiny human being.

21. Are you in a good mood? Yeah!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Only with professional protection and just generally professionals around. I wouldn’t want to do anything wrong and scare/hurt the animals.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Mine are blue-greyish but I really should check his! I think so, we’ve got genetically a lot in common.

24. What do you want right this second? Chocolate.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? “Way to go, Harry!” (in the positive way)

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yep. I’m too much of a chicken to dye it. I’m afraid it’ll ruin my hair.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I don’t think so because laughing is one of my favourite things to do and I would probably get very self conscious about my own laugh and jokes.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Someone’s reply on a thread in my roleplay blog. It was blunt.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? I do.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I believe so. But not everyone deserves it as much and not everyone deserves a complete new start like the first chance.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No way! 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? She sure does.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Absolutely not.

34. Listening to? Sign of the times by Harry Styles.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeah, a lot of the time! Especially when taking notes in class or around my sketches.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? I haven’t kissed anyone yet, sorry!

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not a firm believer of that one. I like the idea of falling in love with a best friend instead.

38. Who did you last call? My mum.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Myself actually! And before all my one-person-underwear-parties, I think my mum. But it was a while ago.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I haven’t properly kissed anyone woah.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Oh, way too long ago! Last week when my mum tried out a new, healthy recipe with dried fruit. It was delicious.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Not yet, I’m still in bed!

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Multiple times. Way too multiple times...

44. Do you tan in the nude? Nope, but in as little as possible.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Again, I’m gonna have to ignore all the kissing questions for now aha.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Yes.

47. Who was the last person to call you? My mum.

48. Do you sing in the shower? If you can describe it as singing... haha.

49. Do you dance in the car? If you can describe it as dancing... haha.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Only a plastic one.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? My first communion.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Phantom of the Opera certainly isn’t.

53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes! My mum goes into full cleaning up/cooking for an army/decorating for a week mode. And guess who gets to help!

54. Ever eat a pierogi? I had to Google this and the answer turns out to be no.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Blueberry! Or Cherry!

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Princess, maybe Barbie doll.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? So many times! Even after my professor took all the magic of it away by explaining it’s just overstimulation of some neurons that make it feel like we’re experiencing something familiar...

59. Take a vitamin daily? You would expect so since my dad’s a doctor but no.

60. Wear slippers? When it’s warm out!

61. Wear a bath robe? Rarely!

62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing. Or sometimes my silk pj or a night gown. You know, the usual night time clothing.

63. First concert? Clouseau.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Haven’t been to any of those! I’m gonna go with Target.

65. Nike or Adidas? Does it matter? Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? How can you pick a favourite?! Right now, perhaps “Clean”. (or Shake it off when I’m really happy)

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes! When I was little, around 10 or so. I did it for a year and a bit.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Anything creative. Or just anything, I don’t know, I keep thinking of Harry Styles so this is hardly fair.

71. Can you curl your tongue? I just tried and can confirm this.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? We don’t have those over here! So no.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes! Especially during books, movies, concerts and out of love.

74. What is your favorite book? I can’t choose. You can’t make me. I’m gonna say “Nieuwsgierige Lotje” by Lieve Baeten because it’s my childhood.

75. Do you study better with or without music? Without.

76. Regularly burn incense? No, but my mum does!

77. Ever been in love? I hope that’s what love felt like, yeah.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Harry Styles. OR NO One Direction as a band!

79. What was the last concert you saw? Fifth Harmony.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot!

81. Tea or coffee? Well I’ve never tried coffee before so tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie? American chocolate chip.

83. Can you swim well? Yeah but I don’t have a lot of stamina so I should probably answer no.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah, pretty long as well. Over a minute usually.

85. Are you patient? I’d love to think I am. I’m always the one taking their time to cross the road and actually stand in line for something so yeah, I think I am. Unless I’m waiting for something exciting to happen, then I think 

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band. But how about a solo artist?

87. Ever won a contest? Yeah a few! Uh I became fifth in a national journalist competition once. Won a prize with a math quiz once. Oh and this one time I won a trip to Brasil with EF. Well, my sister won it but I made the video for her and it’s the video that won, right? Haha. I also became first at a running competition once but you know, I was the only participant so yeah...

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green but I like neither to be honest.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Fine by me, really. But if you want to wait because you believe in something and you treat sex with a symbolic respect, then I’m also pro that!

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room.

92. Do you want to get married? With the right person, yes.