#always follow your dream

[meo-eiru]

How big is Silas downstairs and will it kill his darling if he tried to breed said human?

Silas' height is 250cm

His downstairs is probably twice the size of a normal human's so putting the whole thing inside might cut you in half

But you could probably make it work somehow with the tip? Nothing is impossible when you have the will power for it (do not follow this advice)

He wouldn't be very willing about getting you pregnant at first, in his eyes you are still his cute little baby after all, he can't bring himself to put you through that. But you could probably convince him with time.

If he does get you pregnant I can imagine it being very very hard, since the baby is half human it probably won't be as big as an actual elf but it'd still be bigger than a normal human baby! I guess you'll have to make use of Silas' fluids a lot through the whole pregnancy

[secondstar-acorn]

current dndads brainrot is stud coming back and seeing willy again. can you imagine

[dimetrodone]

It’s been 10 years and the online discussion on Whiplash is still really bad.

[sapybara]

People blaming Sapnap bc he's streaming on Kick and there hasn't been a significant change on the platform sound like people blaming Dream of global warming

[ebonytails]

GOT ACCEPTED INTO A LOCAL CON.. BABY'S FIRST ART MARKET

[whumpy-wyrms]

had a dream that me and 4 other mutuals were hanging out irl and all our ocs were there too and we were all sitting around my room talking about our oc lore and stuff it was so silly and fun

and the tllr mystery character was there taking up all the attention hahahaha i think this is a sign for me to write. i’m sooooo excited to introduce them

[rainystressed247]

An unexpected face appeared.

A what if Tales is a video game destined to a bad ending or alternatively I miss tales ok? T^T

[daryfromthefuture]

ever since joining this incredible fandom, i have wanted to write a longer fic set in the years before the events of the movies. i even had one up at some point, but took it down because it was. awful lmao and i didn't like it

but i think my writing has evolved enough by now, and i probably will start tackling this task over the summer break this year (which starts july 27th or so for me because my german state is a loser).

i just wanted to announce this because my inner 14 year old is very excited and, quite frankly, so am i hfjdhfjsjf

[panther-os]

okay regardless of any possible relationships with the batch, phee and hondo definitely know each other carnally

probably they were young lovers and then too career-focused (piracy and treasure-hunting) for a committed relationship and too intense at each other for cohabitation but they're best fucking friends and whenever they meet they drink and hook up and gossip and it's like they've never been apart

there's been a couple times they've been after the same thing and they take turns "betraying" each other it's always a big thing and hondo's gang always has space popcorn ready. they're both theater kids at heart, but hondo's the more dramatic actor while phee's more subtle, but there's always plenty of banter and an inevitable witty one-liner as they sail away with the treasure. one time there was a duel with actual swords

and I'm not saying there's a weequay/human ohnaka/genoa kid/teen out there either adopted by some suburban family who has no idea what to do with this chaos child but fully supports them or taken under hondo's metaphorical wing as his loyal miniature second in command who is absolutely not allowed in any sort of dangerous situation until they're truly and properly an adult what does he look like a criminal? but I'm not not saying that either

kinda really want hondo to show up in tbb and kinda really want to see him interact with phee now

[meo-eiru]

Damn. I need to peg the elf NEOOW

With the size difference it might be a bit hard but I believe in you!!

[kil9]

shoutout 2 sanghoon the crazy son of a bitch you actually did it 🤝🤝

[iniziare]

Aesthetically, we're going in order. Guizhong was the first within the HYV fandom, and Kafka was the second. I am also desperate to get that woman's voice to settle, which it still hasn't, so this'll kick me in gear for that. I think I also owe the most from her. So let's start the Kafka era, especially as the update will draw me back into HSR for a short bit.

And in honor of her, I need Abel Korzeniowski to stop giving me perfect instrumentals for her.

[ishikawayukis]

🧍‍♀️

[stardustanddaffodils]

c!tommy sun this, c!tubbo earth that... if anything, c!clingy duo are the earth and the moon. did you know that the moon used to be part of the earth? they used to be one, one whole, one body, one, until another planetary body collided with the earth and the debris of the moon split off, forming a new body, a separate body. still, they cannot leave each other fully. still, they orbit each other. the earth's gravity pulls the moon in and the moon's gravity tugs at the tides as though providing a heartbeat for the earth. they are no longer one and the same, but they still cannot be who they are without the other.

[triglycercule]

Do you have any headcanons for murder trio sexualities and or genders?

hmmm hmm ngl in my head the genders for the trio doesn't matter. like to me they're just living skeletons. a bunch of agender little shits and besides to me the gender doesn't matter much in their stories nor in the stories i imagine in my head or in any of my interpretations so unless otherwise specified (like in jk fashion au. theyre girls there solely because i love women and i want my trio to wear cute clothes that they wouldn't canonically wear. theres just a sweet charm to girls wearing cute clothes loving and laughing with other fellow girls. jk fashion au my beloved) theyre just a bunch of skeleton freaks. they COULD use any pronouns but i only use he him for all three because of sheer convinence. the trio would use any pronouns wear any sort of clothes and do whatever the fuck they want with gender and i would support them like the worlds biggest ally because i simply love them so

amd then sexuality uhhhh i think horror would be bi. because i saw that one horrortale wedding soriel art and even though i dont quite care for soriel SAS art is SAS art. so bi horror it is. also i dont think he'd give two flying fucks about romance and stuff like that. he simply would not look at dust and be like "let's go on a date beautiful". because he just wouldn't thats not who he is. horror would instead drag dust to a shooting range with no warning and they do that with no mentions of it being a date. thats what makes more sense to me. and with the way that his body is probably totally brittle and frail and SOMEHOW skinny for a skeleton (??????) he'd probably take a long ass time to ever warm up to someone to do the do. demisexual because i said so. dust on the other hand is the reverse for me. there is NO WAY in my head i can imagine dust looking at like killer or something (and not just because he hates him) and think smash. he just absolutely would never never never never dust is a hardcore asexual. HARD(like me)core ace. and then like horror with all his bullshit insecurities and fears and mental issues he'd take a long time to ever accept romance from anyone or be romantically interested in anyone. all of the mtt on the ace spectrum because i said so. and killer? you just be killer. just kidding i dont think he would give a shit either way. killer is the most neutral neutral when it comes to romance or intimacy since like. neither of them provide ANYTHING for him. there is no point to him. he just goes with the flow of whatever horror and dust want because he's a follower like that (LOSER!!!!)

anyways my opinions on this topic have not changed in forever. all sanses ngl are agender to me (unless gender plays a big role in their lore or something but i dont think stuff like that does in any of the majorly popular ones) and i blast the mtt with the aroace ray because i can and because i want to and because i feel like they would. all my opinions on this can literally just be taken from the top 1/4 of this one ship chart i filled out like a month or two ago

[antiqua-lugar]

sometimes people in fandom are a little too comfortable minimising the impact racism or classism canonically had on a character in favour of a queer interpretation and. it's not as progressive as you think.