being subjected to the things dan and phil tweeted at/about each other back in the early days feels like having to witness that one couple in high school that was full making out in the hallways at 8 am while you were running on two hours of sleep and half a ham sandwich for the next six hours.
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Hey not to be insane on main but his waist / lower back are just. i have no words. im just dead
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hrghhhh you know i still have this innate fear im gonns come here one day and accidentally reblog like. nanny astoreth if she was a pin up fanart
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if i see one more like beggar on yt im gonna break their kneecaps and feed them to their pets. children/siblings included.
im gonna serve them the “bbq” in a bathroom, “why?”
“it’s cleaner here!”
but the real reason is that the fucking like beggar is on the other end of the one way see through mirror, staring in horror as their loved ones enjoy their flesh, and with every single time a fork lets out some blood of that human flesh, they’re gonna feel it as if it’s still connected to their bones and whimper in pain.
uselessly, due to their mouth being ripped off and served as the potatoes accompanying the meat.
they’re gonna just watch as they die of blood loss and heartbreak, unable to utter a sound or make a goodbye.
unable to save themselves from their sins.
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Posting this for my own reference and motivation, but here's my translation priority list right now.
First, I want to post translations of some older Chris Brookes and Desperado twitter conversations, along with a few more recent tweets relating to their match.
After that, I want to translate some old Douki tweets that I keep forgetting to post.
Longer-term, I want to post a lot of translations of lots of stuff relating to Desperado and Kasai's series of matches, including some free-to-read articles and some tweets and twitter conversations, including some that were removed from the internet when Despe deleted his old twitter account and Kasai's old account got banned.
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