#saitama one punch man

[itsthatmff]

Hello everything is fine? If requests are still open, can I request opm Garou, Saitama and Sonic with a partner capable of healing any serious injury and renewing their vital energy?

So interesting. It was my first time writing for sonic so don’t go too harsh on me 😞. And yes everything is fine! Just school stressing me out lmao. But I hope you enjoy!

Having an S/O who can heal wounds

Gn!reader

Included: Garou, Saitama, Sonic

Requests are open !!

Garou

It was in that shack where you and your friends often came to hang out because it was an unused and empty place in the middle of the forest that you found that white haired man resting after a long and tough fight.

It couldn’t even be considered resting the way he looked. Blood dripping down his body like water. Of course you immediately tended to him without thinking twice.

You were a B-class hero. Downplayed to the support role, a mere healer. People - especially the association did not see the potential in you. It always bothered you but in this situation you were lucky. God knows what Garou would have done if he had seen your name in the Heroes lexicon instead of just skipping the Pages with the B-class ranked heroes.

One instance lead to the other and it became the norm healing him up whenever he got injured. You developed a weak spot for him. The way he sat on the dust filled couch with his legs spread and his head leaned back. Always making snarky remarks. And always being shirtless.

“It’s great I have ya. Got my own private hopsital.”

“You good? Stop starin at my abs and heal them damnit..”

And of course he has a soft spot for you. May not show it but he cares for you in his own way.

It was when he began coming over for the most useless reasons that you realized he had a crush on you.

Like for instance before or in the middle of fights he’d come looking for you asking you to renew his energy. But after a while he came over every second day with the excuse that “What if I get into a fight?? I need all my power ya know.”

Once you start dating he eventually finds out about you being a hero. Doesn’t really care about it. He is just as upset with you that no one acknowledges your true powers and asks you if you want to join him on his hero hunting but you refuse.

That does not affect your relationship though.

Will lay on you as he lets you heal him. Is real snuggly. Will also groan extra loud to get you all flustered though.

Saitama

(Does this guy even get inured???)

After some research I’ve come to the conclusion that this guy has never gotten severely injured. He does feel pain but it barely hurts.

He does get some tiny scratches from time to time though.

Those if course you heal as his partner. He insists that he doesn’t need it but secretly loves the care you provide him.

When out on Monster battles you two are the best duo to see. While he takes care of the Monsters you take care of any citizens in the area.

He admires you so much and thinks you’re like the backbone of the heroes association because in the end you’re the one who contributes to the citizens and the heroes health.

If anyone dares to say otherwise they’ll have a problem with him.

Let’s you play support in video games because you’re “made for it”

What he does love getting from you are massages though. Your massages are magical because due to your healing and energy renewing powers they make one feel refreshed.

He’ll ask for one whenever he gets the chance.

“A massage’s always good. I can seriously start to feel the back and shoulder pain at my mid-20’s.”

Sonic

At first he’s very reluctant over getting treated by you.

The chairman he works for offered him a personal assistant/nurse. Which was you of course.

This guy knows no shame. Literally strips himself naked in front of you so you could inspect “all his wounds clearly.” It takes you some bickering around for him to put his clothes back on.

Also this guy CANNOT SIT STILL FOR A SINGLE MINUTE. always has to hop on from one place to another with his super speed. It’s just more ‘comfortable’. You literally have to cuff him down sometimes for him to sit still.

And will not stop talking during the treatments. Talking about being the fastest, avenging saitama and whatsoever.

It’s like a therapy and treatment session all at once.

Once you both start dating he gets so comfortable. Will enter the room and lay on you without saying a word expecting you to treat him.

Will justify the injuries he’s gotten like it’s his job.

“Ah that one..you see there was this frick of a cyborg who did not know when to quit. He chopped my hair off too..can you believe it?!”

“See but i’m still stronger than him though. Next time I’ll bring you his head as a souvenir.”

[x1lema]

Saitama

[prostoelji]

Translate: "The cottage cheese has gone sour, don't give it to the dog. When I get home, I'll make cheese pancakes

-Saitama"

(Thank you Google 🥲)

[tanuki-yuki]

wtf? gay lil robot

isnpired on that old dumb tiktok video where a dude is playing with the cat, yk the one?

[s0urmania]

Dog

[0ccam]

jealous of how bright you are

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG LOSER'S BRACKET ROUND FOUR LET'S GOOOOOO

[tonberry-yoda]

The Argument - Saitama

Pairing - Saitama x f!reader

Warnings - none! just goofy stuff

Word Count - 575

Notes - this one is just goofy and what i thought off the top of my mind. i said i was lacking in writing and here i am, pumping out like twenty smh lmao

And don’t forget, REQUESTS ARE OPEN! So if you want to request any writing, please don’t hesitate to ask, but please read my pinned post before requesting! Please enjoy!! Don’t forget to stay hydrated! <3

“No! Absolutely not!” She stood on the couch and pointed at Saitama, as if accusing him. Genos walked in and froze. “What is going on here, master?” Saitama turned to Genos and shrugged. “Don't you shrug, baldy!” She jumped down from the couch and went to punch Saitama, but he dodged. “Don't call me baldy, baldy!” “Okay, Genos,” she jumped over to Genos, trying to avoid punches from Saitama as he tried to push in front of her. “We need you to help us settle an argument.” “Why are you and Master Saitama arguing?” “See-” She was cut off by Saitama pushing in front of her and putting her in a headlock. “See, she thinks that girls aren’t interested in beefy dudes with facial hair-” “Because they're not!!!!!” “But all I see is girls swooning over a dude with a 50 pack who has like a massive beard. So-” “So,” she pushed Saitama away from her and shoved him back. “We’re trying to see whether or not girls are into ripped dudes with facial hair or skinny dudes with an actual personality.” Genos stared at them both blankley. “S-Sorry. I do not know how to solve this argument.” “It's simple, Genos,” she grabbed Saitama by the waist so he couldn't take another step towards Genos. “Which one do you think girls are more into? Guys with a real personality and not an 80 pack? Or dudes who have facial hair and are ripped?” Genos stood for a moment, thinking, while she and Saitama watched, hoping that their side would be validated by a cyborg putting a bright pink apron on. “Is this an opinion based argument or a fact based argument?” She turned to Saitama, who just shrugged. “Uh… we don't really know.” “Perfect then.” Genos walked over to the laptop that was sitting on the coffee table and she and Saitama waited in suspense.

After what felt like hours, Genos shut the computer, turning to the two of them. “Well, according to studies online, women prefer men with clean shaven facial hair, they find them more physically attractive. And there is also a study that claims that women find the abs to be the sexiest muscle on a man. So, Master Saitama is correct.” “Yes!” Saitama went to cheer, but she punched him in the gut, which didn't do much, but it did catch him off guard. “Hey! What was that for?!” “That’s bullshit!!!! What do studies know about women?! Okay, how about this, what’s your opinion, Genos?” “Nope,” Saitama stood up, clearly proud of himself. “The arguments already settled, cutie. I won.” “That’s stupid.” “Cry about it.” Saitama gave her a peck on the lips and she pouted, turning away. “Well, I find you hot, Sai, and you don't have facial hair.” “Good point. However,” Saitama pulled up his shirt, revealing his abs. “I have those hot ass washboard abs. So you failed, goofnut.” Her face slowly grew red and she threw her arms around the back of his neck. He rested his hands on her hips and smiled, pressing his nose to hers. “Okay,” she pressed a kiss on the corner of his mouth and smiled. “So what do men prefer, a girl with giant bazongas or a girl with personality?” “Personality, obviously!” “Yeah, well it seems that boobs are a pretty big statement these days!”

Genos began the dishes with a smile. It was clear how much she loved Master Saitama.

[xionandpluto14]

what was meant to just be Twewy text post memes but i got sidetracked so enjoy

[itsthatmff]

How would opm saitama, genos, and garou react to having an monster female s/o but is very docile and kind and just wants to live a normal life and has a human disguise

This ones so cute o mah gad immediately had to do it

Opm guys with a Monster S/O

Included: Genos, Saitama, Garou

fem!reader

Requests are open !!

Genos

Very wary about you at first

The first time you two meet is around noon at the Ghost town of city Z when he returns from getting groceries for Saitama.

In an alleyway he hears a commotion and goes to check it out when he sees that there are two monsters getting into a fight.

Of course he immediately goes into combat mode thinking that you two could be a threat for the citizens.

But it’s when you save him from that other monster you were fighting with that he’s completely startled.

“So not all monsters are driven by malice…interesting..”

He feels a connection between the two of you and can relate very much as you two have had similar experiences before with not fitting in to society due to not being full humans.

is VERY intrigued and interested by you therefore he decides to stick by your side to analyze your art and nature for research purposes. Those hangout’s eventually turn into dates.

He likes you both in your human and monster form and encourages you to like every part about yourself too.

Will support you 100% in wanting to lead a normal life and fit in with the humans. Even though his knowledge about what humans his age do is very limited as well he tries to teach you what he knows.

“I have heard that it is quite popular around young people to visit crepe shops. Shall we try them?”

Honestly best bf to ever have. Will love you even if you’re a worm. (Doesn’t show it a lot though)

Saitama

I’m telling y’all this guy DOES NOT CARE wether you’re human or not.

He saved you in your human form once (some monsters attacked you because they could tell from your smell that you were a monster as well) and thought you were so attractive from the get-go.

He did have his suspicions as he could sense a different kind of aura from you but did not question it.

A week into dating it was that you came clear to him about your “true form”, already expecting that he’d immediately break up with you.

“Oh really? Yeah that’s calm.”

Doesn’t feel betrayed or alarmed because he’s known you for long enough to tell that you were a good person, monster or not.

He does ask you random questions sometimes though

“So like..do you eat human flesh? Monster flesh? No? Oh okay.”

“Is it true that you turn into your true form every full moon? You’re telling me only werewolves do that?? Geez I was just asking..”

Whenever you feel insecure he reassures you and comforts you.

Always takes you out to go grocery shopping with him because he can tell that you enjoy doing regular things such as these.

Gets judged big time by Genos for dating you but he doesn’t care.

Garou

Thought of you as his rival/opponent for the longest time.

Whenever he’d see you around in your human form he could sense this aura coming from you assuming that you were a strong fighter when not knowing that you simply were a monster.

He’d bother you every time and ask you for a fight and every time you’d have to kindly decline saying that you had no idea how to fight.

“Don’t lie to me I can sense that you’re powerful. One fight won’t hurt ya cmon..”

Around the 6th time you came across him you decided to just come straight with the truth.

“So you’re telling me..you’re a monster..but ya dont fight?”

Is hella confused but just rolls with it. He decides to stick by your side just for the sake of it. And he couldn’t deny that you were absolutely gorgeous at that.

Would ask you out in the most blunt and straightforward way.

You’d both be talking about how it was so hard for you to find any love interests because most of the human guys would get scared if they were to find out you’re a monster

Which he would straight up answer with “why dont you date me then?”

Very overprotective boyfriend. He prefers you in your monster form actually and encourages you to just be yourself but the moment ANYONE dares to give you a wrong look he’ll beat them to a pulp

Even when you’re in your human form he just assumes that people might stare at you because they know you’re a monster so he cusses at them (he isn’t the smartest guy out there)

Doesn’t really know what personal space is so he will be all up in your business as a monster and a human.

[x1lema]

Daddy’s homeeee

[prostoelji]

[tunabuna]

AHHH i found these little genosai doodles!!!! they will forever have my heart. also i like making saitama act a little silly

[garousfavorite]

pets of opm

[atlanticbones]

[baldswagsummit2023]

BALD SWAG QUARTERFINALS: KILL!!!