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animentality · 2 years

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Nice try at a roast, kid. People actually like my writing though. I got three r/nosleep stories on the front page. What is you got? A book nobody wants to read? Kek you wokies are delusional. By the frickin way... my pronouns are fuck/you so don't misgender me!

oh my god guys, i've never gotten an ask that reeked so strongly of reddit

i could smell this guy coming from 2000 miles away.

a good thing too, because i sure am terrified of reddit toughguys. gotta pack my bags and get my things, or else he might give me a lecture on how minorities such as Women in video games signal the end of civilization as we know it.

he might Just Tell Me How It Is, or say Facts Don't Care About My Feelings, or even call me a Kid again. How will I ever recover?

#im also laughing at the idea that having a trending post on reddit is like #an achievement?#what a weird thing to be proud of #i go viral on tumblr all the time and all i know is shame lol #at least my books are something i made that is original and different #write a book anon #do something that matters instead of karma farming and sending anon hate #if you think youre a good writer then write something beautiful #instead of whatever the fuck this is #wasting your time sending me asks that ill just find amusing #ive been around #sporto #i strongly suspect im much older than you bc you come across like a 13 year old who just found his parents' iphones #the constant use of the word kid #as if youre not a greasy little insecure high schooler whos just hopped up on a tiktok algorithm of andrew tate imitators #this ask doesnt just reek of reddit it reeks of loneliness and tragedy #but theres hope for you #theres a chance you could turn around by your twenties and be rightfully ashamed of how you used to be #and thats why i forgive how embarrassing youre being right here and now #we all do embarrassing things as teens #one day youll cringe #or #or you wont and youll go down the reddit hole trap and end up a bitter 40 year old straight white man with no girlfriend wife kids or frien #friends #and youll wonder why the world hates you #and the answer will be that you hate you #and all of your mistakes stem back #to spending all of your time online instead of making connections with yourself and others #btw you should kno #you actually do smell

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vamprisms · 2 months

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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

#when a character goes to all that effort to be a toxic freak and you say they did nothing wrong. please don't undermine their achievements

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth · 1 year

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Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

#something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

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kozzax · 6 months

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It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

#me vibing #hermitcraft #grian #not that people outside marine bio don't know snails are molluscs #it's just. not the world's most common knowledge i feel like #so it unlocked the 'hermit real world achievements' memory file in my brain

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latepivi · 6 months

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golden fleece my beloved

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl kallamar #my art #digital #getting that no damage achievement was so satisfying

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guardianspirits13 · 1 year

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I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"

#i have succeeded at adhd which is both normal to want and possible to achieve #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #jess's thoughts #adhd #hyperfixation

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semisolidmind · 7 months

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ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #dogday #spoilers #LISTEN HES CUTE AND HE GOT A CRIMINALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF SCREENTIME #i think he deserves to be loved and taken care of and i will give him a y/n to achieve that #this isnt my usual fare but ch 3 messed me up man #sunnyangel

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valtsv · 1 month

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this is entirely petty and personal but i cannot stand the word "whump" it's like unalive to me. just say you enjoy torturing your favourite character so that you can nurse them back to health again like a sickly baby bird they're not real it's okay.

#🐉#like its not in any way actually a Moral Issue it just feels infantilising to me specifically #i acknowledge that its a useful shorthand for the phenomenon of enjoying hurting your guy to the end of achieving comfort and catharsis #but it sets my teeth on edge and makes me go ew. ick.

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fairycosmos · 7 months

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i can not believe how much doing the bare minimum stresses me out

#it's all so much all the time how does anyone achieve anything how is everyone not crumbling

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fiaumblr · 4 months

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