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[shiveagit]

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[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 7

One more half left to go!

Previously on TGCF…

-He’s squeezing his fist tight 

-Honey, the reason he’s not demanding requital cause he knows you never meant to cut him with E Ming

-What’s wrong is both man and sword are still upset for that mistake

-E Ming: No let him pet me!

Hua Cheng: Leave it!  It’s fine

E Ming: No I’m not! *sobs more*

-*Hua Cheng smacks E Ming*

E Ming: OWWWIIIEE!

-Hey that’s sentient mystical weapon abuse! I’m filing!

-Hua Cheng:Because it’s always crying!

E Ming: Because you don’t want to be vulnerable in front of him!

Hua Cheng: Useless

E Ming: NO I’M NOT!  

-See, there’s the sensory overload I was talking about to me that would be pain in your ears

-He still has the dice!

-That explains a lot

-“Hello Again” HAAAAAAAAAH

-“Oh come on Hua Cheng, teleport into Heaven.  *Tosses out soggy carrot* Sweep him off his feet, carry him off in style.” - Little John, Robin Hood (1973)

-And then the brain cell starts getting tossed around like a volleyball

-Well you know as they say, Heaven’s got a lotta stuff, a pair of dice ain’t one of them.  Also, pair of dice = Paradise, props.

-It’s the transmutation technique from the Fullmetal Alchemist series

-And then Feng Xin literally just went, ‘YOINK!’

-It’s a four!

-In they go

-There go the eardrums

-Could’ve told ‘em that earlier Qingxuan

-And four is the Chinese number for ‘Death’

-When you accidentally stumble into the opposite gender’s gym locker in junior to high during a tournament

-Not in the sauna!

-Try a badger mole’s tunnel

-Still could’ve told ‘em that earlier

-Now Mu Qing rolled a four

-That hair flip Mu Qing just did

-What are you doin in my swamp?!

-Gator boys!

-That lizard just blasted off

-Hadouken

-They’re just tossing swamp water at each other, that’s mature

-And even the gator people got scared

-Literally all the junior officials sneaking into the telepathic matrix:  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT

-Also:

NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!

XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!

-And every other official just started another betting pool

-Qingxuan’s the only sane god in this pickle

-Just imagine the Gaang rolling the dice

-Yeah that’s pretty

-A water droplet

-Hey no interrupting!

-The same dark sword

-He does

-His huge ass goddang sword

-Round 2!

-A sword fight that could have the energy of Sokka vs. Piandao

-Hua Cheng gasped!

-The wind

-“Forget the forgotten” what Jun Wu told him in Ep 1

-His eyes glowed

-Ruoye just evilly grinned

-A.  Yeah I was wrong on the fight comparison with the sword duel in Atla book 3

B.  THAT’S IT!!!

-He spared your life be grateful 

-“All’s fair in love and war.”  Was that one of Sun Tzu’s teachings?

-Like the Crimson Rain Sought Flower

-“The perfect being you crafted in your mind is only just that.”  Well that’s a good lesson because in reality nobody’s actually perfect.

-“I never was that person.  Believing I was will only disappoint you.” That last sentence is also great advice for how we revere certain famous people.

-That old conflict and prejudice

-Scapegoats are never good

-Thank you Mengyou

-Another genocide prevented

-Mengyou wants to move forward instead of staying in the past

-It’s official, Mengyou is the MVP of Season 2

-Power is also knowledge aside from duty.

-He smiled as Fang Xin

-Thank you Fang Xin and Mengyou

-He was a good ruler

-He lied!

-Why did he kill the previous king and queen of Yong’An

-Literally any of my TGCF OCs witnessing Xie Lian laughing and then crying: Is he ok?

Also I heard about Xie Lian being indecisive on laughing or crying and another TGCF OC will be like: Laugh or Cry?  Just pick one!

-Hua Cheng knows he is not ok

-It’s like a Matryoshka doll and a punching dummy had a small ancient Chinese uptight baby

-That 3D dice toss and teleportation

-A cave

-He took his sword

-There’s no where to hide

-The orcs from Tolkien’s fantasy novels

-He doesn’t have the will to fight

-Smurfs

-Ghost disguise Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are instant sketching inspiration!

-They look awesome!

-Qi Rong mention

-In other words, Qi Rong sticks a blue candle on all his ghost goons and calls it a day

-Dumb as a sack of stones

-He’s got fangs!

-Who’s he gonna meet?

5 episodes left! 2 more acts left in chapter 1 of The Scrap Immortal and the Avatar

[natashaslittlegirl]

Romanoff's Assistant Characters

Natasha Romanoff / Natalia Alianovna Romanova

31 years old, born in Moscow (Russsia)

Redhead, wavy/straight hair, mid-shoulder

Tall, 1.70cm

Green eyes

Skinny, hourglass body

Authoritative, charismatic, seductive, possesive, jealous, flirtatious, serious, stubborn, reserved, attractive, assertive, persuasive, demanding, compliant, determined, formal, independent, convincing, ambitious, analytical, educated, intelligent, objective

Graduate in NYU in Psychology master degree, owner of her company, Romanoff's Company

Past relationship, Wanda Maximoff (current best friend)

Wanda Maximoff

29 years old, born in Sokovia (Russia)

Light brown, blonde highlights, past shoulder

Tall, 170cm

Green eyes

Skinny

Charming, flirtatious, funny, caring, attractive, captivating, authoritative (kinda), possessive, jealous, kind,motional, determined, energetic, enthusiastic, reliable, honest, mature, patient, persuasive, convincing

Graduate in NYU in Psychology and Child's Psychology masters degree, owner of her company, Maximoff New Vision

Past relationships, Natasha Romanoff (current best friend), Yelena Belova (Natasha's sister but it was just one night stand)

Y/N Y/L/N

21 years old, born in Ney York (USA)

y/h (your height)

y/e/c (your eye color)

Flirtatious, charming, sweet, caring, funny, overthinker, extrovert, atractive, stubborn, kind, emotional, responsible, mature, convincing, responsible, smart (REALLY smart)

Graduate in NYU with in Child's Psychology, Mindfulness, Criminology, Neuropsychology master degree. Currently working in Romanoff's Company

Past relationships, none

Kate Bishop

25 years old, born in New York (USA)

Tall, 170cm

Green/brown eyes

Skinny, curvy

Funny, extrovert, flirtatious, authentic, emotional, easy-going, efficient, energetic, enthusiastic, reliable, motivating, responsible, sincere

Working in 'The Barista' since 2021

Past relationships, none

Yelena Belova

27 Years old, born in Moscow (Russia)

Blonde, straight, mid shoulder

Light green eyes

Curvy

Hilarious, funny, extrovert, easy-going, atractive, emotional, charismatic, charming, persuasive, flirtatious, energetic, reliable

Graduate in NYU with master degree in Law, currently working in Maximoff New Vision

Past relationships, Wanda Maximoff (Natasha's best friend but it was just one night stand) (she's not asexual here! this is an AU)

Masterlist Natasha Romanoff's Masterlist RA Masterlist

[chamaleonsoul]

Shit™ Calum Hood does

[anendoandfriendo]

*Sigh*

Look, we're not going to screenshot this because it's from a kiddo, but things like "why would anyone want functional multiplicity? Alters are an intrusion on my life!" are the whole reason we are so anti-fusion as a default when treating it as a systemic plurmisia/ableism/saneism issue, to the point of considering it a murder — because with seventeen year olds who only know about sysmedicalism we can never actually be sure if all headmates consented to the final fusion.

You don't go around shooting your sister in the head (or poisoning her, or suffocating her to death, literally you don't murder your sister in any way shape or form) because she's "an intrusion on your life" when you're a decent person. Same with...literally any other person on the planet.

Don't go around harassing the system this post could be over, but like, if they're receptive and do ever see this: there is a better world out there and you do not have to see these people as intrusions in your life. There is a world where you can love each other (weather it's familial, romantic, or something else). "The point" of functional multiplicity is that this world is even possible and, at least for us (Rusanya) a way to fight the oppressive structures that want to kill us.

We grew up in a world where that wasn't an option in so-called "therapy" and the only reason they buckled was pressure from plurals and their allies (yes, this does mean endogenics too; but also traumagenics).

That's all we've got to say here.

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EDIT we lied apparently that's not all we have to say, we put this in the tags and think this might illustrate our point better/more:

[library-whale]

…sure. i’ll take the assist on that

[nylwnder]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DHUT THE FUCK YO SHUR SUWME EMEHDLW WMD W SMFMMW EMD

[oncethusiast]

banger

[pinkprettycure]

girl why my sister go dm talking about some "i had a dream about the alex route" wat if you PLAYED tha game omfgggg

[stromer]

THANK YOU JT

[beingharsh]

reservation dogs (season 1) is so funny and also really touching. willie jack's character was particularly very sweet

[secretsofthewilde]

Do I potentially invite a nest of angry hornets on my blog by posting from my drafts my thoughts on fandom culture's misogyny/femslash ?

[stanneshelpinghandshomeca]

As the population ages, the demand for senior care services in Ohio is increasing. Choosing the right in-home care service is important. It shows your loved ones how committed you are to addressing their needs and promoting a comfortable lifestyle within the comforts of your own homes.

[ivyprism]

Tusche: Well, thank you very much for joining us today. Senna, smiling: Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you. Tusche: I think we should start with a brief introduction, whenever you're ready. Senna: I am the Forgotten Assistant. I was lost to the void. Ahh, mic test, mic test... Please don't identify me. Tusche: What's your favorite food? Senna, leaning on her interlocked hands: Nothing, because I am not human. Tusche: Anything you like to do in your free time? Senna, humming: Nothing because I am not human. Tusche: I'm sorry, may I ask your age? Senna: I lost track a long time ago. Tusche: A long time ago...? Senna: Because I am not human. It's because I am not human.

[phoannix]

i just finished re4r and bro i already miss them :((