One day a plump, delicious, big brained man was gazing at one of the most striking sunsets he had ever seen. A zombie walks over to him and asks, 'Do you want a view to leave you breathless?' and proceeds to eat the big brained man.
Elisha Simkovich from The Zombie Haggadah
My brother in law had released his book, The Zombie Haggadah! Years ago, Elisha shown me his earlier drafts. I’m so glad I could help and share in the process ever since. The link over here is where you can find further information.
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William Ian Miller, The Anatomy of Disgust
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"All women are queens" Basil Hallward vs "If she breathes she's a thot" Lord Henry Wotton
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me about an hour ago: teehee i love biology so i’ll watch an episode of Monsters Inside Me! surely it won’t give me anxiety leading to a hypochondriac episode like it has all of the other times i’ve watched it!
me now: I cannot go to the grochery store becuaes what if i get; brain spiders
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i really miss engaging in and being passionate about taxidermy and other methods of preservation and i really do actually like the whole job of it and im autistic about it but i just cant talk about it without people thinking im a freak
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had a convo with my roommate about how she’s watching greys and apparently she just founded out Callie is queer and she was like majorly thrown off by that. She was talking about how she figured the show was from the 2000s it wouldn’t have plot lines “like that” and how she figured it was a more modern thing for those storylines and characters to be added everywhere 💀💀💀
I was just like crazily queer people and storylines have existed for a while 😋
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my beige flag is that i laugh when i watch horror movies
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S13 e1 of GA: Wow! Alex wins the Asshole of the Century award, bevause holy SHIT what a PIECE of UTTER VILE GARBAGE HE IS
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I have so many ideas for sketches mixing Hellsing and Kuro', but I have a huge blockage on my drawing style which prevents me from definitively concretizing on paper the mixture of my two biggest hyperfixations..
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my favorite genre of mike wheeler is mike being an absolute shit to nancy. he's so unserious
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i LOVE getting a dirty nasty disgusting old guitar that hasn't been touched in years and cleaning it up real nice and putting new strings on it. one of my favorite hobbies fr
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Pinterest is wild it’ll find an extremely old pin I repinned (or w/e the term is) of a slightly not safe for woork joke on it and flag it but the amount of actually bad stuff that’ll pop up in unrelated suggestions is still a problem that never gets solved
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i am in fucking love and i’ll make it everyone’s problem
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