#and I want to yap sooooo bad
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urnumber1star · 10 months ago
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I just had the thought that if I were to actually make Serita and Ray a couple in BRS they would be SO INSUFFERABLE TOGETHER.
It's literally the two people with the biggest egos in the city working together and just feeding off each others energy. And the SASS from those two would be insane.
But they could be really cute too....
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psychophanticpervert · 5 months ago
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Can everybody pretend for like five seconds Nico could rizz up Blythe k thank u bye
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Blythe belongs to @thedolsideblog
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lullambre · 20 days ago
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bro can we get that zam and jumper team up in season 7. I heard along the grapevine she wanted to team with him in season 6. can we just... sick and tired of all these men but my zam hpx won't end anytime soon so (girl who was excited for a Hannah and Zam team up and now he has to deal with fucking derap and the rest of atlas [free him])
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apolloccentric · 7 months ago
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Heeehee. Cosmosdex/Fortuna spoilers abound!! I reaally really like the whole Yu reveal. like REEEEALLY like. theyre fun to draw as a bonus!
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astonmartingf · 1 year ago
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you know what an old crush of mine said i'm "wifey material" and 😀✋
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sunlitsighs · 7 months ago
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intense need to copy paste myself into a nearby shakeable object so that i (version a) can tip it (version b) over and shake VIGOROUSLY, like. bitch GET UP! DO SOMETHING! (please)
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katiekatdragon27 · 6 months ago
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Guys you don't understand how much I love these two. (Oh yeah, and Finn's there too)
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Glisten: Awww~ Shrimpo, you remembered Shrimpo: B*tch I'm in LOVE with you, of course I REMEMBERED! Glisten: What!? Wait really?? This is very sudden wow! (You said you were straight?) Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAA
Finn: (yapping) Shrimpo and Glisten: SHUT THE F*CK UP, FINN!! Shrimpo and Glisten: ... Shrimpo and Glisten: (kissing)
The first comic takes place before the two started dating. Shrimpo is really really really bad at expressing emotions other than anger and frustration, so anytime he tries to express anything, he just blurts out his feelings without thinking. Then he gets second-hand embarrassment lol. Glisten was pretty aware that Shrimpo liked him before, but he's pretending to be surprised to make Shrimpo "feel better" (also to mildly embarrass him lol).
Also, I think that Shrimpo and Glisten bonding over hating Finn is very based and true. They need that autistic man to SHUT UP/silly
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I think Shrimpo and Finn are very cousin coded. Not close enough to be siblings but definitely got some familial genes going on imo (plz don't shoot me Shrimpbowl shippers🙏🙏🙏) Doesn't stop Shrimpo from being violent towards Finn tho, and Finn does nothing to deter it lol (he finds it funny). Also, Glisten throws no punches bc he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.
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Finn: Sooooo?? How was the daaaate~ Finn: No need to be such a clam about it! Shrimpo: I'M SO KILLING YOU!
The second image takes place the day after this post lol. Shrimpo is recovering from a hangover covered in lipstick kisses and super conflicting emotions and Finn is NOT helping.
On the other end, I've been thinking about Shimmer a lot lol. So here is a doodle of her with her "sister aunt" Toodles, and Pebbles.
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They all get along super well. In this pic, Toodles is like 12ish and Shimmer is 4 (but her weird biology made her age up to like 7 here). Pebble is pebble, that's all you need to know.
Also, I was in a horror-ish mood earlier so here are some Twisteds <33 (below cut cuz kinda scary):
I love you angst comfort. My sib pointed out while playing one day that Shrimpo looked traumatized as a Twisted, which like, fair, but it make me think.
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Glisten: "They say you are not here anymore. But I think you are."
I had this silly idea that Twisted Shrimpo was infected by Dandy personally, and that whole conflict got Shrimpo's lower jaw ripped off. He is very violent and volatile, and very hard to calm down. But, when he runs into a twisting Glisten alone and scared, he comforts him (to the best of his ability).
Since Glisten is still able to be somewhat conscious, he realizes that the Twisteds are actually not completely gone like he originally thought, and it helps him keep his sanity longer, hoping for a way out for everyone.
Willpower is a crazy thing.
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On the complete opposite note, I love you horrifying freak of ichor child.
Since Shimmer was made from the ichor itself with no sort of skeleton or solid foundation, her condition is very unstable. And the problem is that her body is affected by her emotions. On a bad day, she can suffer from lots of pain and her body literally melting away. That's when she hides out and waits for her body to stabilize again.
When she completely twists, her body completely falls apart, becoming a puddle of ichor on the ground. If she was an encounterable twisted, she would work like Sprout's puddle root things, but easier to maneuver around and avoid. Also, her antenna glow.
Mini yap session aside, I think I cooked on the art lol.
Anyways, the og images lol:
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Have a good one pookies!
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rueclfer · 2 days ago
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f1 racer!katsuki/touya x (any occupation!) reader
written enemies to lovers w the classic jealousy trope maybe? co workers and/or fake dating! f1 racer touya & katsuki hv been in my HEADDDD and happy 6k! <3
WHAT IF I KILLED MYSSEELLLFFFF AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i rlly do needthat so bad hes sooooo hesssss ssssooooooooAAHHHH but also mannn fuck u for making me choose between katsu and touya but also THANK YOUUUU bc i love this hehehehe
f1 racer!katsuki // job fair
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“good luck out there,” you say, fixing the zipper to his jumpsuit, “don’t embarrass me.”
“wouldn’t dream of it,” katsuki scoffs.
with a few minutes of free time before katsuki had to get on the track, you had no idea why he would decide to spend it with you. the tunnel under the stadium barely muffled out the roars of the crowd, and yet it was still too quiet between you two.
“what do i get when i win, huh?” he teases.
you cross your arms, eyes unleaving his, “well, you’ll get a big fat kiss on the podium of course. it’s more so for your PR manager if you win, but you know, not everyone gets to kiss me sooo..." you trail off.
your lips grow into a smirk as you catch the end of a dramatic eye roll.
“well aren’t they fucking lucky.”
in the corner of your eye, you see mechanical crewmembers walking down the tunnel from behind katsuki. reflexively, your hand comes up and wraps around his outer forearm as he leans against the wall behind you with a hand resting beside your head.
you smile. lovingly look at him in the eyes. crinkled your nose a bit as if he told you the funniest thing you’ve heard all day.
“crash into a wall and die,” you whisper, nuzzling your cheek against his arm.
he slightly turns his head over to shoulder and nods to the crew members as they walk by and shoots you two a smile as they hurry along, making sure not to interrupt the star couple.
he turns his gaze back to you, “sweet words from japan’s number one sweetheart.”
“who just so happens to be stuck in a contract with japan’s number one asshole.”
as the words left your mouth. you spot another flash of red in your peripheral.
“eijirou!” you beam, peeking your head around from katsuki’s figure. 
from under your hand you feel katsuki’s forearms flex as he heaves out a deep exhale through his nose.
“hey guys!” he waves his helmet at you two, taking the invitation to approach with a loud slap of his leather glove on katsuki’s shoulder blade, “gotta get out there, man, we’re gonna get rolling soon.”
“is it that time already?” you pull your phone out from your pocket, "sorry babe, lost track of time."
“yeah, i’ll be out in a second. got the biggest distraction in front of me,” katsuki says as he returns his attention to you.
“let him go and lose this race like a man, y/n," he teases, biting his tongue at katsuki, "see you in the crowd?"
“you will,” you smile, “good luck, red!” you wave him off.
“won’t need it, but thanks!” he laughs before continuing down the tunnel.
your eyes trail him for a moment to make sure he’s out of earshot before turning back to katsuki, only to be met with a deadpan expression.
“what? you heard the guy, time to get going.”
your hands move to his shoulders, giving them a tight squeeze and shake as you try to get his energy up for the race.
“good luck, red!” he mocks before rolling his eyes.
“oh come on,” you laugh, “that’s my friend! are you jealous or something?” you lean in, lowering your voice, “you know when i get to the stands, it’ll be your name that i’ll be screaming.
the corner of his lips quirk up into a smirk. 
“right. don’t scream too loud. i don’t want to to be able to hear all that yapping from the track.”
katsuki takes a step back and picks up his helmet from beside you and holds it under his arm and against his waist.
“be safe for real, okay?”
“obviously.”
he steps forward and takes your chin in his free hand, and presses a kiss to your cheek. he quickly swipes his gloved thumb over the spot. 
“see you after with that kiss.”
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starmapz · 2 months ago
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SPREAD THE LOVE AMONG FANFIC WRITERS 💖Who are your favorite authors? And what are your favorite/most read fics? Send it to five people so we can spread admiration and love among the community!
there are SO many amazing writers on here so i've almost certainly missed someone but here are the blogs (and fics) that i frequent the most! also trying to make this list a bit different from my sukuna recs but i just have to mention some of these twice. please respect all the authors' rules and check warnings <33
@fushitoru - aashi writes the most BEAUTIFUL regency era aus and i highly recommend checking out both knight!choso and bridgerton!gojo, and i'm always going back to her spiderman!gojo as well i'm so down bad for him tbh (the spotify scene in the oneshot has my entire heart)
@lostfracturess - nici's professor!gojo and professor!geto made me go through every stage of grief (in the best way possible), there's so much emotion in her writing and i'm in envy of the way the stories interconnect with one another, it's sooo well-done!!
@celestie0 - i'm so down bad for ellie's ihm!gojo he's peak husband material fr and the world she's created for him and reader is so beautiful and well-done. kickoff is also the very first gojo fic i ever read and inspired me to post my writing <33
@yenayaps - sienna's sukuna is seriously so delicious i fear i drool on my screen at the sight of new chapters of defiance and i will never stop yapping about sorcerer!sukuna who i need carnally
@indiewritesxoxo - indie's band rivalry fic between sukuna and geto literally has me swapping who i'm rooting for constantly because indie writes them both too hot 😩 not to mention her pick your player series is sooooo fun!! youtuber!nanami i will always love you
@cinnamorollcrybaby - i will never stop preaching cinna's best friends to lovers series, especially sukuna's and suguru's, i seriously adore all of them and highly recommend checking them all out!! her subtle dom!nanami is also one of the hottest things i've ever read and criminal!sukuna from a therapist's perspective is SO interesting
@obsesssedblerd - the amount of times i've re-read reyna's nanami smut should be criminal, it's so hot and i think about it constantly. her toji x preschool teacher!reader is sooo cute, nothing makes me happier than toji in super domestic settings 🥹
@cuntyji - kash just started a med student sukugo x reader fic that has such a hold on me i can't even begin to describe how often i'm thinking about this. unscripted is also one of my all-time fave toji fics, soft!toji has my whole entire heart
@satoruxx - wolf hybrid!toji has my entire heart and i just want happiness for him 😭 what a sweetheart, seriously. the subtle ways rheya writes him warming up to the reader make me want to wrap him up in a blanket and keep him safe forever
@retiredteabag - the saga of me wanting toji to live a happy life of domesticity continues, dogsitter!toji just wrapped up and i adored every second of it. i just want this man to have a happy ending so bad. their arranged marriage au with nanami is also seriously one of the sweetest fics ever and i look forward to every single update <33
@screampied - vegas' entire blog is a goldmine of incredibly hot work but i always find myself revisiting boxer!toji & boxer!kuna and i don't think venomized!toji has left my mind since reading it, i never could have known how badly i needed him in my life
@madamechrissy - stripclub owner!sukuna my BELOVED. we all know i love a man that's so down bad and only has eyes for one person and chrissy does that dynamic SO WELL here, i adore this story SO much <33 i'm also anxiously awaiting pornstar!gojo from chrissy, i just KNOW i'm gonna absolutely eat that up
@emphistic - i'm just gonna leave em's entire historical au masterlist here bc everything here seriously deserves a read, but i'm a huge fan of veni, vidi, vici in particular, gladiator!sukuna works so well and my god he's hot
@peppertoastuniverse - more than a late night snack is one of the absolute cutest and sweetest gojo fics ever, pep has written such a fun dynamic between gojo and reader that has me absolutely itching to see them slowly both lower their walls.
@webism - just gonna leave abby's masterlist here bc her pornstar au for all the men is DELICIOUS. like, pornstar!sukuna has me wrapped around his finger like you wouldn't believe. she also has an incredibly cool and well-done interactive gojo fic that i HIGHLY recommend giving multiple plays to try out the other options
@kamiversee - my love note has me constantly changing who i'm rooting for, the way both gojo and choso are written is seriously masterful, they're both SO hot like who gave them both the right
@peachsayshi - one of my all-time fave oneshots has gotta be million dollar baby, i go back and read it every few months and every time is as good as the last, it's such a gorgeous piece and i'm addicted to the dynamic between geto and reader
@pseudowho - behind the wall (nanami) and behind the wall (higuruma) are both SO unique and i absolutely ate up both of them. haitch's series in which nanami's wife briefly becomes a cat is so funny and adorable and i love just how serious nanami is about his wife being included 😭
last but not least- a deactivated blog i once followed created one of my fave nanami pieces and gojo pieces with super unique characterization of both and they're both absolutely gorgeous. as far as i can find, they're not on ao3, but i really do think these pieces deserve the love.
if you check out my wattpad, ao3, or search my blog for '#trish recs - (insert character name)' [check the tags of this post], there are way more recs there as well and i highly recommend checking them all out <33 lots of love to all of these authors!
lots of love to all these wonderful authors 🫶
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majimaisms · 5 months ago
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LIKE HELLLOOOO WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS TO A KIDS PET UNPROMPTED WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT NOAH FROM THE HEARTBREAK OF LOSING A PET BY NEGOTIATING HIS HAPPINESS WITH A TIGER CUB WHY ARE YOU. WHY ARE YOU.
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why did he say that
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lullambre · 20 days ago
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poafa. betray the atlas and take zam in the divorce please.
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butterfluffy · 4 months ago
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heard u were writing for haikyuu againnnn sooooo can i req ushiwaka as a bf?? maybe hcs or a short scenariooo
thankieeesss!! 🥰
·ू♡°.· { - as your bf ! }
content ! ౨ৎ — (HQ!!) | what would it be like having ushijima wakatoshi as your boyfriend? | hcs
pairing/s ! ౨ৎ — ushijima wakatoshi x gn!reader
tags/warnings ! ౨ৎ — none! just pure fluff and ushiwaka being the bestest boyfriend he could ever be. not proofread, so, typos and errors are present but i'm too lazy to deal w them... lowercase intended!
a/n ! ౨ৎ — AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY MANZ USHI. 😍🥰💗😍🫰😘😘😜🫰💗🤪 (i'm absolutely normal about him guys, i promise.) | requests are open!
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USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI as your boyfriend!
okay, i won't lie nor try to defend ushijima. he's totally clueless about relationships and dating. 'cause girl, all that's in his head is... well, volleyball....
but of course, for the sake of the headcanons and our delusions, let's break down how he would be as a lover.
i feel like ushijima would be a shy (or awkward, rather) lover at first, hesitating with initiating PDA or affection in general.
will explode red and flush with his face hotter than himself when kissed all of a sudden. don't take him by surprise! it's bad for his heart that would definitely explode from beating too fast and loud in his chest!! he's shyyyyy!!!
just give him time. he'll warm up soon enough to when he's finally comfortable with holding your hands! ..without his own sweating and turning colder than ice from tension and awkwardness, that is.
“...sorry. are my hands cold and sweaty? you can just cling into my arm if it's uncomfortable to hold hands with me.”
and as said on the first bullet, he has zero clue about romancing, so, you'd be the one in charge of it; making the first move in everything.
but despite that, you can teach him how to romance! he's a rather fast learner, as long as you teach ushiwaka everything that he needs to do or what you want him to do for you.
in no time, you'll find yourself to be greeted by the man on your doorstep, holding a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, and an invitation to go out on a date. ;)
“you mentioned that going out on dates every once in a while is important, no? so, let's go out? i also bought you flowers. your favorite.”
ushijma wakatoshi, though known to others as someone who is pretty stoic, is actually a real softie lover! w⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠w
though outside, he's aloof, inside, however, is a different story. ushijima gets all clingy with you, not lasting a minute without you being in the same room as him.
“where were you? ...oh, in the bathroom? i see. i thought the monster in the closet that you claimed to see last night took you. kidding.”
LOOOOVESSS seeing you watch him play in his matches. he claims that whenever you watch him, he suddenly gets even more confident in his play. shows off a lot whenever you watch too.
“did you see me play? did you see my spike?” “yes toshi, you did great. very cool.” “*smug* i know i did great out there, because i knew you would watch.”
AN ABSOLUTE SUCKER FOR YOUR PRAISE AND VALIDATION!!!! spread the word, guys. ushijima wakatoshi loves getting praised. just love him. please. he'd melt. flushed cheeks and all that shii. though most of the time, he gets a little smug about it... don't worry, you can wipe it off with a kiss. he'll go redder than the blood that is rushing in his veins. 😜
he also becomes such a yapper as your relationship with him goes on. telling you about his day, volleyball practice, more volleyball stuff, training, etc.
he won't shut up, ong. 'cuz he's an awkward weirdo who may be on the, erm, spectrum and won't shut up about his hyperfixations. ehem, volleyball.
even though he's a yapper, he's also a listener! 10/10 would listen to you talk the whole day because he loves it when you yap to him. actively listens, reacting to your words here and there and giving his thoughts on them, yadayadayada. yapper x yapper, guys???
regarding the relationship, however, ushijima is a very private person. only a few knows that he's dating someone already, as he doesn't actively tell people that “oh, i'm in a relationship.”
i feel like he'd only reveal that he's in a relationship when asked... so, his mother found out that he's finally dating like, almost a year into the relationship. 'cuz he never mentioned it. and when his mother pointed that out, he retorted with, “you never asked?? 🫤🤨”
additionally, he strays away from social media. so, people really wouldn't know unless they ask. they'd just be shock to see a ring on ushiwaka's finger one day lmao.
^^no posts on his socmed accounts at all. faceless and full government name on his account and with less than 50 friends. only has social media accounts for the sole purpose of messaging and liking your posts.
still, he's updated with the latest trends and news, if you update him, that is. ushi will also participate in doing the trends with you. a lil' stiff though, but he's trying, yeah. no complaints at all.
“huh? i... i don't understand. what is ‘throw it back’ and how do i do it?”
ANYWAY, ushijima isn't really one to do endearments. be calls you by your name or a nickname he came up with. sometimes, you'll hear him call you “love” or “babe”.
there are also times that he gets insecure all of a sudden and begins to question if he's doing a good job on being your lover. would slightly panic if he feels that he's not doing enough. please assure him that he's doing amazing. 😞
during arguments, he talks things through. does not dare raise his voice. well—there are times that his voice gets a little loud, but he feels absolutely guilty and shitty after, so he apologizes.
and yes, he apologizes first, and even though you are the one at fault. doesn't like getting on a fight with you, so... 🤷‍♀️ but he does try to make you realize your mistake and hope to not start another argument while doing so. he'd get upset if that happens.
when upset, wakatoshi does not stay out of your sight, but, he's there. in the corner, sulking like a child in silence, looking at you with longing in his eyes, waiting for you to either woo him or for himself to not handle it anymore and apologize then cling to you once more.
doesn't say ‘i love you’ much. but he'll reciprocate each and every ‘i love you’ that you tell him! on rare occasions, he's the one saying ily first, especially when he feels that he's not saying the words much.
“baby?” “yes, wakatoshi?” “i love you.”
K BYE THAT'S ALL, I DON'T WANT THIS TO GO ON UNTIL 100 BULLETS, Y'ALL MIGHT SEE THROUGH HOW MUCH I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN. 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨
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natsuslover · 11 months ago
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☆.。.:* yuji itadori bf headcanons
notes— i love my pookie yuji he’s the greenest green flag to ever exist and he would be a wonderful bf i js know it. if only gege would let him be happy…
ft. yuji itadori
content: sfw, fluff, cute innocent pining bc bro yuji’s in love
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first things first, he’s SOOOOO lover boy golden retriever
his love language is absolutely acts of service bc he adores u and he loves showing how much he loves u by doing things for u
he likes taking u out to eat (his treat ofc) bc he wholeheartedly believes food is the way to a person’s heart (he’s right)
he loves watching movies and he’ll take u to all the human earthworm movies with him even if u don’t like them
he doesn’t mind that u don’t like them he’s just happy ur there
but he’s so cute and gets all excited when he’s explaining the movies to u that u end up getting into the franchise too
takes his jennifer lawrence poster down just for u 🫶
whenever he’s bored he follows u around like a puppy
like he’s lowkey so clingy bc he wants to be around u 24/7 but it’s cute
he’s very considerate, for example, if you’re carrying something heavy (actually it doesn’t even have to be heavy) he’ll immediately carry it for u without saying a word
he likes giving u nicknames but not like “babe” or “darling”
they’ll literally be the most random ass words and he thinks they’re the greatest nicknames
it takes A LOT for yuji to get jealous but when he does… i feel bad for whoever the jealousy is directed towards
he acts like a kid most of the time but he’s super protective of u
yaps abt u to nobara and megumi all the time to the point they know all the details of every date u guys have been on
he’s the type of bf to see a really pretty flower outside and say it reminds him of u
his favorite way of showing affection is giving big bear hugs
he wraps his arms around u and practically drapes his whole body on u and i just know it would be the warmest hug ever
there’s definitely been a few times where his feelings got so overwhelming he tried writing love letters to u but realized how horrible he is at spelling and writing so he asked megumi for help
he 100% goes to nobara for gf advice (like where to take u on dates and shit)
he texts u good morning every single day without fail
he also really likes nightly facetimes bc he loves when the conversation goes on for so long u start to fall asleep
he screenshots u sleeping for future reference
speaking of which, he loves taking random pics of u when ur caught off guard or not looking
and whenever he feels like he misses u he looks through all of them while smiling like a lovesick idiot
he’s such a gentleman omg and it comes so naturally to him because all he wants to is take care of u and make sure ur happy
knowing how much yuji cares for his friends and how loyal he is ik he would love u more than anyone or anything else for as long as he possibly could
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this is shorter than i wanted it to be… i also haven’t posted in over a month bc i’ve been so lazy to do anything really but i’m getting back on the anime grind so expect a lot of writing!
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superhoeva · 9 days ago
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of course, i love pope. he's soooo weird and the staring is so scary and i love it. i've already got an idea for a fic for him but that's for another conversation <3
Whenever you’re ready to have this conversation I am all ears 👂
:) OKAY SOOOOO the tentative title is all i need–inspired by the radiohead song because it was in a really great playlist i found for pope on spotify!
the basic premise is that reader is a med school drop out that was pretty much best friends with pope when they were younger. reader grew up with the cody's and is pretty much raised by smurf alongside the boys and julia. she ends up doing really good in school and wants to be a surgeon, so she get accepted to the university of san diego and is offered a full ride. she's still really close with pope and the family throughout undergrad and does it all right–interns at a clinic, mcat exam, and even a year of med school before dropping out due to [ REDACTED ;) ] the same year pope gets arrested.
the first chapter will begin when smurf tells her to come "back home" so she can patch up craig around episode 2ish. this is the first time she and pope see each other in three years and it's TENSE as hell.
overall, reader is just as fucked as pope but for different reasons! and i'm already loving the dynamic i'm drawing up in my head... they love each other bad.
alrighty, that's all i'm saying for nowwww <3 but i'm suuuuper duuuuper excited for this, just ask @ovaryacted and @stellamarielu and @clubsoft how much i've yapped our the chats :)
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deifyruby · 3 months ago
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlittle theorizing timeee~~~
beware, spoilers for i spent 100 days hidden in a secret minecraft base.
(ps ps. i didn't do a post for the other eps, but fuck yeah, FUCK YEah, i called it. the director is sooooo meta. fist up in the air moment.)
the moment the director involves themselves in the story they wrote, egg stops being meta (mentioning his irl life, literally said he watched spoke's videos when wemmbu asked him if he knew spoke) and starts taking uu seriously (literally told someone to chill because minecraft empires were Not That Serious, famous words thirty minutes before taking a minecraft empire Very Seriously), and spoke is acting out of character + there's clearly missing story between s1finale and s2e1. do you reckon the director is finally stepping up, busy with hunting down parrot and orchestrating tax duo's gradual descend, so they don't have enough time to fill in spoke's blank spots? couldn't bother to write anything abt minute and mape? because, a director only has two hands. godly being or not, i assume the director has a human-like form. maybe someone like cc parrot. :)
since we're going down this rabbit hole, do the mcs have protagonist halos? is it a halo granted to them by the director? then, can they lose it? when they lose it, will they stop uploading, because they are no longer center piece? also, i believe s2 is gonna heavily revolve around taking away the mcs' support network. isolating them from their best friends (wifies, eggchan and mape. i had a feeling when they killed off wifies, but egg suddenly doing a 180° just furthered my suspicions. and today we Clearly saw, mapicc and minute were not even Mentioned or referenced).
on that line of thought. the video was so out of character and Not unstable universe like at all, that when spoke actually brought up s1 after being weirdly vague about squiddo and ash as if he hadn't known them more closely than he was acting like, that it actually broke my immersion a little bit? so not immersive i got immersed in the not-immersiveness. 😭
side note, i don't have the ss but squidswag kiss in uu i know that's right... i knowww ash did that on purpose, and the way squiddo went quiet. 😭🫵🏻 why are We third wheeling. why is Spoke third wheeling rn.
also we saw a new side to ash today. :) he's a retired guy who just wants to live in his bunker with squiddo. i can respect that, to the point i felt... kinda bad for ash! crazy isn't it? since when do i, the viewer, feel bad for ash and (mildly) upset at spoke? after the stunts ash pulled? whatever spoke did may lowkey be his karma ngl. :crying:
by the way... ash is changed now that he is no longer the director's pawn. does this mean uu characters were already existing, not entirely the director's creation; just being influenced by the director? but when the director is no longer puppeteering their strings, they are now perhaps free to be the person they always were. maybe ash liked squiddo because squiddo was not a big character in the director's plot, so they saw through the role that was put upon him by the director.
not to cleanse ash of his sins, i think it'd be interesting if the director actually chose the puppets for their play based on pre-existing ambitions and traits. would make ash still a greedy manipulator, but maybe he wouldn't make a whole ass mafia?
hey. doesn't this whole yap remind you about someone else? egg, perhaps? what if the director got egg. influencing him, taking away the bits from egg that inconvenienced his plans. the fact that egg was so meta was inconvenient, wasn't it? egg may just be the closest to busting your whole play. without egg, wemmbu always seems to crack less jokes. to take the situation more seriously. without egg around, wemmbu is less likely to break the fourth wall; to even realize it's there in the first place.
wowieee i went a bit crazy yapping my head off, but hey. we'll see how far fetched this was. :P
you 🫵🏻 will not convince me that spoke s2e1 isn't intentionally edited that way. it feels meta in a weird way. if i can care enough i'll rewatch it and hopefully come out with a theory about why it's this way.
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cherrielyme · 4 months ago
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🍒 Yaps
Thinking about JJ’s older sister getting a job at a strip club on the mainland because who the fuck else is gonna pay the bills when JJ’s always off hunting treasure and Luke is a useless druggie always getting fired? And one day who else but Ward Cameron walks in?? And also idk why but I firmly believe that Ward and Luke were besties back in the day, pining over the same girl, who eventually chose Luke, and had JJ and his sister. And she and her mom look SCARY alike and Ward thinks he’s seen a ghost but nope, just a freshly 18 girl who’s very naive and gets all roped into Ward’s shit as soon as he talks nice to her and gives her more money than she knows what to do with.
And one day she’s leaving Tannyhil after spending the night with Ward and she runs into Rafe, who’s known his dad’s been seeing someone but didn’t know that it was like… a Maybank, and a hot one at that. And we all know what Rafe is like, like he wants to be his dad soooo bad so he gets sooooo obsessed with her like it’s bad he keeps showing up wherever she is, he’s always at Tannyhill lurking in the kitchen when she goes down to get a glass of water, he’s waiting for the bathroom when she comes out, he shows up to all the same parties as her, even the ones she goes to on the Cut with her own friends.
And finally one night she’s out with her girls at one of Topper’s parties and Rafe corners her in the bathroom talking all his shit like he normally does and she snaps, telling Rafe he couldn’t afford her and he probably couldn’t even get it up anyway, because yeah, she knows all about his little drug problem. And Rafe snaps right back and fucks her right there in the bathroom and she finds out that he actually can indeed get it up and now she’s ruined for all other men (including poor old sugar daddy Ward 😪)
So yeah I feel like I might write something for this? Idk
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