#and a bank statement

[roguekaiju]

Thomas is crazy for still thinking about tremblay's simony with aldo's bellussy just a piece of fabric out of sight jesus

[authenticfashionstatements]

“Carlton Banks” AF1’s

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Raise your hand if you and your husband had a long discussion about not needing to do renovations to your kitchen every time you’re bored and you both agree that it’s too soon to get new cabinets only for him to get new cabinets anyways. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done that?

Steve: Oh ho ho, Daddy Warbucks, why don’t you tell everybody that your cheap ass has so much money that you didn’t even notice thirty thousand dollars come out of your bank account?

Eddie: You spent thirty thousand dollars on cabinets?

Steve: No…. I spent twenty thousand.

Eddie, accepting facts: When did you even have them installed?

Steve: When your ‘long weekend in Los Angeles’ turned into two weeks

Eddie:

Eddie: Call me daddy again

Steve: No

[liquidch4os]

Oliver Banks, the man you are.

[jordankennedy]

what they doing in hollywood these days

[bitter-goodbyes]

THE STATIC AND JON BREATHING AT THE END OMGGGG IM FERAL

[lokijiro]

Mycroft is a busybody who inappropriately keeps tabs on his little brother, but Sherlock is also a nosy sibling (his face when Mycroft mentions the Korean elections in TGG, the way he looks at Mycroft when he leaves the room to take a call in ASIB).

Then there's John Watson who has probably never poked his nose into his sister's affairs (Sherlock would say that his mind is pleasantly placid and barely contains any curiosity).

[satoblue]

satowife’s collection

[thepromiscuousfinger]

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Being cautious of where money is going is common sense. If individuals are receiving money through public charities that are later distributed directly to them, where's the statements to prove it?

[and-her-saints]

i love when people do credit card fraud against me. i love getting my money stolen. i love nobody really helping. i love bank costumer service agents lying to me. i love insurance policies that are totally not scams. i love it so much!!!!

[porcelana-r0ta]

I know the respective fandoms of DC and Miraculous Ladybug have a certain disdain for MLxDC fics but I think there's a potential for fics where Luka leaves Paris and just keeps traveling to different US cities because he keeps figuring out secret identities and he's just this 15 year old kid growing increasingly frustrated and exasperated at how badly everyone hides their identities and he just has to pretend to be oblivious even tho it's Their Fault for being Bad At Secrets and shouldn't adults be better at this??????

[sesamestreep]

“requiem for methuselah” crazy ass episode for many reasons. Kirk is being fully insane, like I don’t actually think, even controlling for how quickly and easily and readily he seems to fall in love with anybody at the slightest encouragement, that he’d go that bonkers for that android woman he just met while everyone on the ship was this close to dying, but that’s neither here nor there, because in the background you’ve got an equally but much more subtly insane episode for Spock, who extremely uncharacteristically admits to experiencing an emotion (or nearly experiencing, whatever) and that emotion is ENVY of all things. And then spends the rest of the episode warning Kirk away from this new love interest (something that doesn’t usually happen, even when Kirk has very inadvisable love interests) and is, in the end, the person who accurately identifies that Rayna’s competing love for Kirk and Flint is ultimately what overwhelms and destroys her with the most killer line in maybe history???

And then to wrap it up we get an equally uncharacteristic sort of denouement scene (TOS loooves to cut an episode off right after the actual climax, leaving little time for falling action or character reflection, or to stick a sitcom-y button on the end where the gang all smiles and laughs at their misadventures and everything resets to zero, which is not a criticism, it’s just the style of that era of tv, honestly) where Kirk is literally miserable over Rayna’s death (again, kind of unusual for a lot of his love interests, he tends to be able to move on pretty quickly) and Spock goes to see him and he falls asleep right in front of Spock (also odd) and then when Bones comes in to give the final word on Flint, Spock waves him off from waking the Captain (tender) and Bones gives him that awful speech about how it’s sadder that Spock can’t even imagine the love Kirk felt for this random android woman than it is that Kirk lost her in the first place (debatable but also rude) and how his great tragedy is that he can’t love at all like they can and how all he wishes is that Kirk could forget about all of this and move on. AND THEN, to have Bones leave and Spock go over to Kirk and very gently, tenderly, reluctantly touch him and put his hand to his forehead and tell him to forget and HAVE THAT BE THE END OF THE EPISODE??? What am I supposed to do with that??

[saym0-0]

man, i never realised the first time round how much oliver appears in passing in early statements

[enjoyvoidblack]

I know there's absolutely no canon support for this, but I'd like to think Oliver Banks was having lunch with Simon Fairchild when the eyepocalypse was triggered. I like the idea of the two that had maybe the best sense of the futility of it all, the inability of any one person to stop the fate that was coming to them, winding up next to each other and calling a truce to watch the world finally fall in on itself. I don't know if Oliver would've known - more people were tormented infinitely than died in the Eye-ruled hellscape - but if he did, maybe he'd seek Simon out if he knew he existed. They've both got the same sort of hands-off acceptance about them, the realization that nothing they could try would stop the inevitable. Maybe Oliver would find some solace in a person who'd found that acceptance hundreds of years past, even if his flavour of insignificance in the span of existence is more in space than time.

Maybe Oliver got a nice sandwich and Simon got a weak tea and they both got a couple bites in before the universe went all to hell. Maybe even if they didn't know what was coming they felt it, on some level (even if they'd kind of always been feeling it) and decided it wasn't worth panicking about. Maybe they didn't even talk about it, while they waited for their orders at an outdoor cafe table. Just the weather.

"It's cloudy out, do you think it might rain later?" "No. Not likely."

[majicmarker]

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[driedlillies]

I had a vision (I don’t know how I feel about the design but it’s the best I could do)