#and also by starving/not starving blease

[piplupod]

i need more nonbinary characters and i need more trans neutral characters and yes this also includes headcanons

[angeltannis]

every time I think about the Borderlands movie I get stuck on an endless loop of The plot is about finding the Mysterious daughter of a jerkass CEO who ‘may hold the key to unimaginable power’ and Hailey Bennett is the ONLY cast member publicly announced so far who doesn’t have a character name attached and it seems so OBVIOUS but maybe that means it’s TOO obvious and it’s NOT gonna turn out to be Aaaaaaaa

[meatheadmutt]

Not only am I having period cramps but I also have an acute upper respiratory bacterial infection AND a rash that looks too close to ringworm

[ametrictonofaudacity]

yandere platonic supes I am BEGGIBG, there’s not enough yandere platonic Superman I am starved for content, blease

Yes absolutely!!! I am also starved for Yan platonic Superman, so we would get along well!!

Shout out to @blughxreader and @anxiousnerdwritings for so much of my inspiration, and if you like yandere dc works, you should check them out!!

Yandere Platonic Superman x GN! Reader

Warning: This is a yandere work, and as such, has themes of obsession and captivity! Because this is Superman, it’s a much milder work than usual!

“Hey! How was your day?” Warm, almost inhumanly hot, arms, wrap you up into a tight hug, and you blink in shock. You hadn’t even heard him get home, much less approach, and although it makes your heart race, you feel your nerves begin to settle.

“Good! I got to work on the garden I’ve been wanting to start.” You motion to the freshly filled earth, the hard dirt clods having been broken up. “Still have to mix the gardening soil in, and the fertilizer.”

“You did really good! I think we should head inside though, you’re starting to look a little parched.” You sigh, but nod, brushing the sweaty hair out of your face. Mr. Kent beams, stepping back from the hug, ruffling your hair gently. You try to ignore the way your heart leaps into your throat, or his concerned glance.

“So what about you? How’d your day go?” You mumble, trekking up to the tiny farm house in the distance. Mr.Kent keeps pace easily, the wind tugging gently on his red cape.

“It was good! There wasn’t much for me to do today, although one of the supports on the Golden Gate Bridge gave out. Me and few other heroes got that sorted fairly quickly, and no one got hurt.” You knew, logically, that he accomplished more in one day than teams upon teams of first responders could ever manage in a week, but being confronted with the knowledge caused a strange sort of dissonance. He had always just been Mr. Kent. Nice, a bit clumsy, willing to help you and your folks when you needed it. Always wearing a button up or sometimes a flannel when he visited, with the strange sort of softness to his accent that you knew happened when someone moved to the city. You hadn’t known him well, but had been close enough to invite him for Thanksgiving when you had heard he wasn’t spending it with his family.

Maybe that was your mistake. Maybe you wouldn’t be here, on a plot of land in the middle of nowhere, if you had just let him stay lonely.

You blink when you realize the farmhouse is much closer.

“I’ll get changed and make us some dinner, okay?” A hand smooths over your hair, and you smile. If he was cooking dinner, that meant you had time to shower, and get the dirt and grime off you.

“Okay.” You murmur, and he beams, the screen door closing behind the both of you. “I’m not allowed to use the stove anyways.” You mutter after him. You know he hears you, but he doesn’t respond, the door to his room closing behind him.

You take your time showering, and changing into the soft, clean pajamas that he had bought you so long ago they were beginning to wear, and gray at the cuffs. He would wait for you to eat, you knew, and he never pestered you unless he was worried about your safety. Which was pretty often, admittedly, but he had been getting better about not constantly fretting.

“Hey, kiddo! I made your favorite.” He grins, and the smell of warm food drifts up, making your stomach growl hungrily. He presses the plate into your hands. “Figured we could do something special, since today’s such a special day.”

You frown, tilting your head, even as you tried to remember. There weren’t any calendars in the house, and the only passing of time you were aware of most times was the rising of the sun.

“It is?” You question, taking a bite of your food. It melts on your tongue, and you glance at the rest of the house, frowning.

Your stomach drops when you realize. There’s four perfectly wrapped presents on the small coffee table in front of the couch, and a cake from your favorite bakery. There’s also a pie, which you know was made by Ma Kent.

You look back. Mr. Kent looks almost sad, and when he speaks, his voice is gentle, sympathetic.

“It’s your birthday, kiddo. I was thinking, since you’ve been so good lately, we could do something special.”

“Like what?” Your voice cracks, but he doesn’t say anything. You don’t know if your grateful or not.

“Well, I know you’ve been working really hard in that garden of yours. And since you’ve been so good lately, I was thinking we could go to visit a greenhouse! Spend a couple days out and about, so you can get out of the farmhouse every once and while.”

You stare. You hadn’t been allowed off the property in.. months. Five, nearly six. The prospect was exhilarating. And terrifying.

“Really?! When are we going?” You try not to sound to excited, but you must fail, because he chuckles.

“Easy there, slow your roll. We’ll be going at the end of the week. Now, finish your food so we can open presents, yeah?”

The food is tasteless after that. It’s good, sure, but that pales in comparison to how your heart hammers with adrenaline and excitement. You were finally, finally getting off the property! And if you couldn’t escape then, you could escape later, and maybe even go home.

Soon, you’re both finished eating, and he herds you to the couch, pulling out a camera from its case. It’s an expensive digital one, the one you know he used for work.

“You know you can just use your phone camera, right?” You point out, and he chuckles.

“Call me old fashioned. Let me get it set up, and then cake and presents.” It takes him less than a minute to set it up, the motions experienced and practiced. “You ready?”

You nod. He lights the candles on the small bakery cake.

It’s the strangest birthday you’ve ever had. Mr. Kent is the only one singing the birthday song, and you’ve always had a large family with a lot of siblings. When you blow out the candles, he doesn’t let you eat the frosting off them, instead plucking them off and setting them on a ceramic plate.

Your presents are odd, too. You were used to useless, impartial presents. This wasn’t that. He had gotten you the dvd copy of your favorite TV series, a set of hardback books, a new outfit, and a telescope, all neatly wrapped in blue wrapping paper.

“The outfit is for when we go out.” He explains, watching as you unfold the blue button up. “We’re going to be visiting Lois, so I figured you would want to look nice.”

Your heart skitters in your chest, unsure. You hadn’t met Ms. Lane yet, he had always insisted you weren’t ready, but now not only were you leaving the property but you would also be meeting his wife.

“I do. Thank you.” You finally murmur, and he wraps you up into another hug, holding you a moment longer than he usually did.

“Of course. Why don’t you try some of your cake and I’ll clean this up, yeah?”

You watch as he cleans up, nibbling on the sweet treat, and when he is finally done, he sets aside all of your presents, putting in the dvd. You shift on the couch, used to this old routine, and when he sits on the couch, curl up next to him, letting him wrap his arms around you and bury his nose in your hair with a smile.

[overlordneon]

Blease your Overlordship,, may we have a few small facts about Dusa?? I am naught but skin and bone as I starve from the M.Y.T.H. draught,,,

Personally apologizing to krickis for taking forever to get back to my comic. imposter syndrom is a serious killer

BUt ok pal heres some lore for your ass:

While she goes by the name Medusa (Dusa for short. Not a ripoff-I was here before Hades. Getout) Though legend says she carries the same blood as The Medusa, she is not directly descendent to the Medusa of legend. The name refers to a rare class of Gorgons, there are usually only a handful of "medusa" around at any time. Unlike the rest of her kind she is mortal and ages similar to a human. Because of this, the Medusa are very protected by Gorgon kind and rarely venture out of their domain.

For some more personal facts about OUR Dusa.

Hair and design is based off Green Mambas. (other gorgons resemble different snakes and have different patterns) DOES also know how to Mambo, unrelated to the snake fact. Scares easily and will not watch horror movies or most suspenseful/thriller movies. Prefers romcoms. Hisses during arguments (does not argue very often) Always packs a humidifier wherever she travels. On reflex, introduces herself to any stone statues she meets. justincase.

[crimeboys]

Can you explain sadakos backstory to someone who doesn't want to look up the ring backstories because the videos look creepy but who still wants to know because you've been posting about it a lot. blease.

okay so for anyone who Does want to watch ring, there are major spoilers here. beware.

sadako is the daughter of a psychic named shizuko and bitchass professor ikuma (potentially the father is actually a sea demon rather than ikuma but it’s a little mystery) and she has like freaking problems. i only know about her from the specific film ring (1998) but there are multiple films.

basically, sadako is also a psychic but while her mom does fun things like read minds and sense that earthquakes are coming, sadako can kill people. the only person she like onscreen kills when she is alive is a man who is accusing her mother of being a fake psychic. he is yelling and carrying on and trying to demean shizuko in front of like an entire convention of people, and the man just suddenly drops dead.

after this encounter, although idk if it was directly after, shizuko kills herself and sadako is left with her (possible) father ikuma. he keeps her hidden from the world before eventually he attacks her and throws her down a well. she did not die from being struck or the fall and was stuck down in that well trying desperately to get out before she eventually starved to death.

bc of her powers, she managed to like manifest a tape that when someone watches it, 7 days later they die. it’s pretty short and very creepy, the ending scene being on a well. the only way to stop yourself from dying (though it is not really advertised) is to show the tape to someone else, giving them the curse instead, and so the cycle goes.

there is also an american version of this film where the little girl is named samara and her backstory is quite different if you want to hear that too i can tell you in a couple days bc im planning on rewatching the american version on wednesday (i remember most of it but it’s been like five years) but i love both of them so much they are just. they are at their cores little girls who love their mommies and no one can understand the way they love bc it is wrong and scary and they are wrong and scary and everyone tries to fix them but no one tries to help them. if that makes sense. i love them so much

[serregon]

Turindreth for the ship game?

you and @elyksina both sent me the exact same ask lol. also there’s A Lot here so I’m trimming it down a little bit

How did they first meet?

obv they met when Túrin first arrived in Nargothrond. Orodreth greeted Gwindor welcome but then he pushed Gwindor aside like “and WHO is that???”

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Turin just arrived in Nargothrond and Orodreth was immediately like “omg free hot guy?? for me??”. it took Túrin a bit longer to reciprocate, still mourning Beleg

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

no, Orodreth didn’t feel stigma around being attracted to a human, being the nephew of #1 Humanfucker. like he saw Finrod bringing Beor home and he was like damn I’ve got to get myself one of those

Who initiated their feelings first?

Orodreth. his crush wasn’t subtle at all and he didn’t hesitate to start flirting with Túrin

Who said “I love you” first?

Orodreth flirted with Túrin a lot, but Túrin was the first to actually say the words

Who gets jealous easily?

“excuse you that is MY human😤”

Who is more protective?

Túrin, since he already lost one elf lover (and he’s going to lose another oops)

What does a first date look like for them?

Orodreth took Túrin into a big romantic garden. Túrin actually didn’t realize it was a date at first, he thought Orodreth was just like that. but he’s like ok cool guess we’re a thing now

What do they like to do together?

so have you seen that one post about the very wealthy and gay guy who had the football team train at his house just so he could stare at them working out? that’s mormedreth. but like they also go on dates to the gardens and concert halls and enjoy quiet nights in with fancy tea

Which one gets angry the most, leaving the other to calm them down?

Túrin doesn’t really get angry at Orodreth but he gets flashbacks to Beleg’s death and freaks out over it, waking up suddenly from nightmares, and Orodreth calms him down

Do they like PDA?

Orodreth is very much into pda, he loves showing off his trophy human. Túrin is a little embarrassed about it but his touch starved ass can’t say no to the affection

Who hogs the blankets?

they go to bed normally and then Orodreth wakes up in a full blanket burrito

Who’s more likely to initiate sex?

Orodreth. Túrin just enters his room like normal and Orodreth is just there chilling on his bed in lingerie

Who’s the kinkiest?

Orodreth isn’t super kinky but he does like to use those fluffy pink handcuffs that straight women go wild over at bachelorette parties

Who is the top and bottom in their sex life? Are they interchangeable?

Orodreth is a pillow princess, bottomest bottom to ever bottom. Túrin tops but he’s a switch by nature and sometimes he just wants to get fucked too you know. he asks Orodreth to top and Orodreth is like “I don’t know what to do 😭”

Who likes giving and who likes receiving oral?

they both like giving, Orodreth in a bottom way and Túrin in a service top kind of way (also in a pls let me bottom already kind of way)

Can they last more than one round?

so in my headcanon elves just don’t have refractory periods, they can just keep going again and again. he doesn’t actually realize that humans need to wait a bit and he’s like “on to round two!” and Túrin is like “blease,, give a man a break”

Which one is a morning person?

neither of them, but Túrin is the one who has to wake up earlier more often for his duties. Orodreth is like nooo stay in bed with me 🥺

Do either of them like to cook?

neither of them, Túrin can’t cook for shit (it’s the curse) and Orodreth is too pretty to cook

Does anyone object to their relationship?

Finduilas is kinda freaked out over the fact that her crush ended up with her dad instead lol. she doesn’t object per se, but she’s also concerned about the relationship taking over Orodreth’s role as king, ie the bridge

Do they have any kids?

Finduilas stepdaughterzoned

Do they have any pets?

Orodreth has some lapdogs of overly expensive breeds

[todayisafridaynight]

NO THE WE MAKE ANTIQUES SEQUELS BEING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND NOW MAKES ME SO MAD BECAUSE I LOVED IT SO MUCH I BASED MY MAIN RGG OC DUO ON IT + THE SECOND MOVIE USED TO BE UP. I can't be too mad about the third not being up "yet" because it always takes forever but will that day ever come... LITERALLY not enough Kiryu slamming the desk GIFs I could send...

On that note I'm sure we'll touch on anything else I could talk about during the stream [VERY HYPE !!!] so. See you then! HOPEFULLY I'll be able to post the AraSawa thing from last week's pact by the time you're done

PLEAAASSSE THE FIRST MOVIE WAS SO SO FUN IM MAAADD (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) like yeah I Too also get the third one not being easily available with subs since it JUST came out in january but still...... blease give me the second one at least im starving...

AH BUT YEAH see y'all at the stream later ! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

[nummy-fr]

just spent like 3 hours manually combing through IDs trying to find g1s born on a specific date... FR staff I am begging you to let us filter the dragon search by date/ID range

[good-things-do-happen-dean]

not me treating tumblr dot com like it’s my real person job

[unnacessary]

it's Izuku's birthday 🥺💚 recommend me cute tickle fics with him (especially as a lee)? I need that boy to smile 😭

[breezy-cheezy]

They dream about dying sometimes...

For batfam bingo, prompt: Dream. As in bad dreams...I’m sure Jason has alot of coping methods by now, and he’s happy to share with Dami :) 

Also Bonus:

Guess who Dami stole the shirt from :P 

[impossible-rat-babies]

pollux is like you can’t hug me too long or I’ll like. cry n shit and neither of us wants to see that shit

[emdotcom]

AAAA I MEED THE BCDONALDS

THEY'VE GOT THE MCSHAMROCK SHAAAKEEE BACK AAA

[ko-eko-ev-go-ms]

Hhhhh I’m die!! how to convey interest in someone and their interests??? It’s so much harder online bc irl you just tilt your head and vaguely look at them/face them or nod or whatever and they get the vibes you are interested?? But online?? Huh?? Idk I’m so interested in ppl and I wanna listen but also engage and talk and I wanna ask questions abt them and I wanna listen to their interests??? But how convey??? Bc ppl assume no one is interested usually so they don’t even expect it and then online they assume I’m not interested at all or smth?? But like no?? I mean sometimes I get bored or can’t focus/don’t understand or I really wanna talk about my stuff but I’m happy ur happy and wanna know more usually and wanna know why and stuff and like idk?? How communicate I want them to info dump??? I’m cri pls 😭

[undeific]

me, filing my nails:  canons? never heard of em