#and chapstick for my lips

[nataliescatorrccio]

Currently being held together by cream

[clementine-thedestroyer]

I feel like John dosent really use chapstick. Like it’s just not something he usually thinks about. If his lips are chapped he’ll make a mental note to buy some but he never remembers by the time he’s actually at a store so he just never does.

So anyways, he’s on a mission somewhere cold or whatever (thinking about that one MW3 mission where it was snowing and his cheeks were all red and cute) but then he comes home to you and of course you give him a big kiss and all at the door, then you see his split lip and get all worried. You fuss over him and make sure he’s okay, meanwhile John’s just a bit puzzled over how you’re acting until you brush your fingers over his split lip and he’s like “you think I’d let some bloody git get close enough to land a punch on me, love?”

So he gives you a big kiss and tells you it’s just from the cold. He lets you buy a pack of chapsticks and put them around the house for him- one in his car, one on his night stand, ect.

But really he’s more worried that you’d assume he’d let himself get smacked around like that so he starts nagging you to work out with him- not to lose weight or anything but just in a general fitness sense (maybe he even convinces you that training for and running in a marathon would be a nice couples activity). But really, the reason is he just wants to show off to you and give you a bit more faith in him. Maybe it’ll help you stop worrying sick every time he’s deployed too.

Plus, getting to watch his spouse workout alongside him was always a plus.

[interred-in-armor]

i was wearing this choker in front of my grandma once and she thought it was a tattoo and got mad at me

[monstersinthecosmos]

I lived 😜

I really encourage all of you fellas to have this done if you’re like me and live in a place where your reproductive rights are at risk ! I’m really happy to answer questions but I wanna wait a little longer to write a post so that I can have more information about how recovery goes. But so far so good! I’m blasted on oxy watching White Lotus on the couch for now 🥰

[aberfaeth]

saw an adorable video captioned “wearing the same lip combo with your wife so when y’all kiss it’ll never mess up >>>” and involuntarily made a noise like i was being suckerpunched in the gut but yeah day’s going good

[halevren]

Imagine Ayda having a nervous habit where she bites the dead skin off of her lips. This causes her to often have chapped lips without realizing. Fig immediately notices and instead of telling her, she always motions for Ayda to rest her head in her palm, and Fig applys the chapstick for her ♡

[queerpyracy]

i am so ready for this cold snap to be over WHEN will the rain return to me

[t-errifier]

u stink bro

[afteas2003]

BROCGOT A GF OMG CONGRATS!!! YOU GYATS TO TELL US ABT HERR🥹

YUHHHH, she is awesome, we've been besties for years but she came up to see me around New Years and then afterwards we were both kinda like crushing on eachother and told eachother. She lives in a different state now but it's only like 2 1/2 hours away so I'm visiting her this week from Wednesday to Sunday. I think we're gonna visit eachother a lot :}. She is taller and stronger than me (insert that one 2012 RaphxMona clip here) She's really cool and I am happy to answer questions if yall have any. She is currently occupying like 90% of my brain lol (We watched Sonic 3 together)

[milo-is-rambling]

Hate that I sometimes find myself using my fathers mannerisms

[radiation-detector-official]

I love chapsticks that have menthol like yess girl burn me <3

[looks-at-you]

i just had an hour long ramble about different kinds of makeup

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

My love for chapstick is stronger than any bond

[ceaselessbasher]

I know she does it with good intentions, but my mother's methods are a bit too abrasive for when I'm having a full blown panic attack

[celestiachan]

how do i express to my search engine that i would like a lip balm WITH mineral oil actually

[wizardnuke]

okay i bought straight up single ingredient $2 tiny squeeze thing of vaseline if this doesn't work my lips are gonna have to be perma fucked up