#and failing epically

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

gen z Telemachus

[yomeiu]

disintegrating in your arms

(abandoned pose ref study WIP)

[pnfc]

doofenshmirtz family reunion redux

he died

[xxplastic-cubexx]

throws these at you

[bugwolfsstuff]

If i was Poseidon i would be so pissed that Zeus didnt invite me during godgames

LIKE FIRST YOU LET THE GUY I WANT DEAD CHOOSE BETWEEN HIMSELF OR HIS CREW AND NOW YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ASS FAMILY MEETING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU'LL LET HIM GO HOME WITHOUT ME?????????????

[noirbunnydeluxe]

🔥🔥IT'S DONE!!!🔥🔥

[kazuwannadraw]

He got in another trouble and is now trying to distract Antinous from beating him up (by spouting nonsense)

[friendlyforrest]

What if the suitors were actually smart for once and instead of, oh I don’t know, planning to kill Telemachus and do a big no-no to Penny, they actually went about their plans to woo her with logic?

Like, imagine the suitors actually taking their time and getting to know Telemachus. He’s shy at first and suspicious of their motives but eventually starts to open up to them. They learn that he wants to know how to fight, so they train with him. They learn he likes to weave, so they buy him loom and watch him, complimenting his work so much that he can’t stop smiling. He tells them he’s never been outside the palace and they take him to see the sights if his kingdom.

Telemachus learns about the suitors too. He learns of Amphinomus’ home kingdom. He hears about Eurymachus’ love for poetry. He’s there for Antinous when the man opens up about his issues with his mother.

Telemachus understands and becomes attached to all of the suitors too and now it’s less about trying to get in Penny’s good graces and now wanting to capture Telemachus’ heart.

When Odysseus comes back home, instead of seeing his palace overrun with disgusting pigs, he finds that Telemachus has turned them into quite the little lap dogs and they’ve actually started to turn Ithaca around (not that Ithaca was in shambles or anything but they help out with the kingdom in whatever ways they can).

Penny is just glad that her husband is back and they both tell Telemachus that he can choose a suitor if he so wants, they can see that he’s grown attached to them the same way the suitors have fallen in love with him.

Telemachus is too indecisive to pick one so he ends up with 108 new boyfriends.

[cozylittleartblog]

girl help i have been transported back to middle school

artfight attack on @necrotic-nightshade !!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Purple potty alternate universe with evil George and Harold because I recently remembered it existed <3

Notes on evil Harold:

For those who don't know, in the PPU, George and Harold switch roles as writer & artist. And since Harold is mean in this universe, he can and will verbally annihilate you and the next five generation of descendants in your bloodline completely unprompted. And he'll do it eloquently, which is worse.

He has the attitude of all three Mean Girls mashed into one gangly body of a man.

His parents never got divorced. For the better or for the worst, take that as you will.

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

damn i almost wish the intrepid heroes had done worse this episode because the concept is of this battle was epic as hell. i would have loved to see more of baron being creepy, a confrontation with jawbone and i would have loved to see the other players play baron

[hyunpic]

your paboism has fully enchanted my body and soul…

[n0ahs-ark]

The Iliad but they conquer Troy for their oil, probably ; au from @justvea18 :-)

ody extras

does odysseus look like luigi or does luigi just look like jorge rivera-herrans?

[if-i-knew-id-tell-ya]

I just tried playing smash or pass.

In the middle of it I realized everyone was in pass and that maybe playing that as an asexual was only going to fail-

[coralcreature]

something something Eury notices Ody’s hair has grown since troy and realizes that Ody looks almost identical to Ctimene now

[cassandra-silver]

Ages ago, I promised a sequel to my Ruthlessness sketches with my new Poseidon design, and well... See, I had a very specific vision for this, my beloved 🫶 favorite song in the whole entire musical. And I guess I was finally brave en- I mean, found the time to bring it to life. Enjoy 🙈🌊🔱

@glisten-inthedark look at what I've done now