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[000marie198]

Every single fanfic I read which isn't centered on Sonic or isn't made by someone whose fav is Sonic charactersizes him to be either stupid or lazy or idiotic or 'sucks at [insert thing]

I fucking hate this fandom sometimes

[thebramblewood]

Everyone's favorite little sister is back! And perhaps she's got a new mystery to solve? 👀

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Alma: Doesn’t it feel spooky to be back here? You guys nearly died.

Elli: [scoffs] We’re not cowards, Alma. Time to look our fear in the eye and tell it to fuck off, right, Guy?

Guy: I’ll drink to that.

Alma: You’re being awfully quiet, Julia. Are you scared?

Julia: Of course not!

Alma: The police never even caught that thing. It could still be out there.

Elli: No way! It hasn’t attacked in months. Something that vicious could never lay low so long.

Guy: Jules, as our budding amateur investigator, what do you think?

Julia: [quietly] I think it’s probably long gone by now.

Guy: But the real question, Miss Junior Detective-

Julia: Stop teasing me!

Guy: What do we believe that thing actually was?

Julia: Didn’t the police say it was probably some rabid-

Alma: [snort giggles] Elli still swears it was human!

Elli: Dude, don’t laugh. Whatever attacked me stood on two legs and wore a black hoodie. I know what I saw.

Guy: No offense, Elli, but we were both scared out of our skulls. All I remember is red eyes and sharp teeth. Does that sound human to you?

Elli: All I’m saying is there’s more out there than we know. It could’ve been a werewolf! A vampire! Some deranged fucker with a biting fetish! I’m not ruling anything out.

Guy: Well, whatever it was, let’s hope it’s good and dead.

Alma: Can we wrap this up? I’d like to get to winter formal while there’s still time to dance.

-

Julia: Still no activity in her email. Except me, of course. [keys clacking] Dear Mom, Dad and Julia. Sorry I haven’t written in a while, but life in Selvadorada is unpredictable, to put it lightly…

Mom! Dad! I just got a new email from Helena!

Andrew: Another email? I don’t understand why she can’t just call.

Rose: She’s told us, Andrew. They’ve hardly got service out there.

Andrew: But it’s the holidays! The least they could do is drive her into the nearest town.

Rose: Hush, dear. Now, tell us what she says, honey.

Julia: Hmm, let’s see. She says the archaeology team has moved into the heart of the jungle. They’re working to secure a dig site around an ancient Omiscan temple and have to move fast before looters catch wind of it!

Rose: Looters? That sounds dangerous.

Andrew: Where did this sudden passion for archaeology even come from?

Rose: Well, she’s never been sure about her career path. It’s good for her to try new things, isn’t it?

Andrew: I suppose, though it’s still not like her to run off so spontaneously. Does she say anything else?

Julia: Just that she’s, uh, learning a lot and meeting interesting people and having a good time. But she misses us. A lot. And she, uh… [voice catches] hopes she’ll be home soon. [abruptly] Now, let’s get this Winterfest show on the road! Mom, you aren’t even wearing your holiday PJs!

Rose: Oh, I guess it didn’t seem worth it this year, without your sister and all.

Julia: I’m still here!

-

Julia: Where are you, Helena?

Hmm.

[somerandomdudelmao]

I tried to download your wonderful fanfic on X, but the posts began to become inaccessible before my eyes 😭 I found this a couple of months ago and fell in love, it's great work! So sad that I didn't find it earlier

I want to ask if you still have it maybe? An AU in which people hunt hybrids.

I have most of it (thanks to other people who's been downloading it). Trying to figure out where to put it now because I lost my respect for X completely. Bluesky maybe. Ao3? Idk yet

[im-kinno-hello]

and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?

[secondwheel]

Too good

[yet-another-clown]

[klaytheguildless]

Galarian Zigzagoon + Linoone + Obstagoon TCG

Card GB1 version:

Cards: Galarian Zigzagoon (Shining Fates SV78) Galarian Linoone (Shining Fates SV79) Galarian Obstagoon (Shining Fates SV80)

[blythesarchives]

slowly going to be putting my work on my A03 because tumblr has been logging me out and denying me access to my account lately. super annoying I hope they fix that.

all the work from all my blogs will be available on my A03 soon (hopefully).

edit: i will still put all my stuff on here too. i think tumblr is just having a weird time rn so i'm annoyed and want my work to be backed up somewhere.

[allthecolorwecannotsee]

[youstolemyhead]

I’m starting a collection

[ericaportfolio]

WARNING TO ALL INTERNET ARCHIVE USERS!

The Internet Archive has been hacked and is down. Please do whatever you can to change passwords, especially if you get access again to your Internet Archive Accounts, so you can change passwords there, too.

[lisavetbathory]

i do adore the idea of armand parsing all TVL tracks to try and find out which song is about him and i truly, desperately, hope that the actual answer is none of them

[tinyfantasminha]

twst ch 7 spoilers

IDIA HAS A HENTAI FOLDER CONFIRMED ?????????????!!!1

[jimmyscanongf]

hello from mobile browser tumblr. the app just shit itself and died <3

[kusuokisser]

saiki fell for an email scam once and someone somewhere died a very mysterious death

[clouds-of-wings]

Why is there an orgasm denial kink post on top of the "popular reblogs" that had 3 reblogs in the last 3 days? That can't possibly be one of the most popular posts on the site, unless it's in a much more dire state than I knew.