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people with allergies spawn in with a dozen kill switches. you dont even need to try to find posion to end them, you can just sneak a peanut into their sandwhich and hide their epipen. they're so easy to eliminate i feel bad for them.
#like bro i'm sorry your biology made you so susceptible to assassination#funny#!just to be clear i dont intend to kill anyone with allergies!#shitpost#thoughts#comedy#humor#meirl#relatable#jesterscourt#allergies
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how long is breaking news breaking before its considered broken news
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people be like "omigoshh humor is my coping mechanism!!" and im like "no its not bish, you arent even funny, please just get therapy"
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people irl need to get into the same fandoms i'm in to the same extent that i'm in them to truly appreciate my comedic potential and perfectly timed references
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are the french inherently kinda communist cuz they say "oui oui" aka "we we" all the time?
can communists like memes? cuz memes are "me me" and communists are all about "we we"....
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can communists like memes? cuz memes are "me me" and communists are all about "we we"....
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there are so many aspects of being an adult in the modern era that simply aren't taught to us in high school.... for example, when is it exactly that you pay for your own mobile data?
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lesbians are women who think having a male partner is less bien
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just realized that my mindset has been "i'm not perfect enough to be a perfectionist" for as long as i can remember and i think that says smth about me
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[me and nirvana walk into a high school]
nirvana: *sniffs* it smells like teen spirit in here
me: what do you mean nirvana, it smells like perspiration and depression
nirvana: that's what I meant
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hello internet! long overdue intro:
it's me. yet-another-clown. there is actually a person behind the memes. shocking, i'm aware. i hope that doesn't cause any major trauma. here is an intro i should have made a long time ago but i didn't so i'm making one now:
you may call me: yac (the initials of the blog, isn't my creativity crazy)
pronouns: i'm the PROnoun /jokking (use whatever you see fit)
what else do people put on intros
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i like making jokes i think?
hope you like the memes, i will continue to post them for your amusement! i've been pretty busy lately so i havent been posting as often but i'll get back to it, trust!
tell me about yourselves! who are the incredible individuals with impeccable taste who choose to indulge in the fine memes i sometimes provide? i'd love to interact :>
#i think thats all for now#i'll come back and edit this if it turns out i forgot smth#ik it's bad but if i tried any harder i wouldn't do it#jesterscourt
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