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happy pride everyone! stay safe and remember to stay hydrated if you plan on parading in the sun~

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dost thou truly dare to challenge me to undertake that which I could accomplish even in slumber? I trust thou art satisfied with mine performance, esteemed reblogger, for it is but a spectacle arranged solely for thy amusement. do not impugn upon my noble lineage merely by reason that my avatar dost resemble the illustrious shrek.

the urge to speak like a victorian gentleman haunts my every waking moment

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i wish i knew more languages so i could properly appreciate more art

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!! i've got your nose !! steve from HR just farted and it's really smelly so i'm trying to spare you the agony.

!! i've got your ears !! steve from HR is trying to sing "amazing grace" to try to cheer up anya from marketing since she needs to stay overtime but he can NOT sing at all, oh my god.

!! i've got your eyes !! steve from HR is demonstrating that the company has expanded its dresscode by debuting his new booty shorts that say "✨human RESOURCE✨", and trust me, your innocent eyes could be spared the sight.

!! i've got.... your will to live? but it looks like you don't have any...

hey man, look... i know things seem bleak right now and nothing seems to be going right, but i want you to know that i'm here for you. together, we can take small steps to rise from the ashes left behind by the fire of madness. we've gotten through worse -like steves morale boosting harmonica covers of kpop songs- and we'll get through this as well. i've got your back, bro. i've got you.

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the urge to speak like a victorian gentleman haunts my every waking moment

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(this is about a hyperfixation i forgot about)

fascinating how quickly the human mind forgets things it once adored

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fascinating how quickly the human mind forgets things it once adored

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my body is a temple yet i am the god to which it is dedicated. if god says eat twelve swirly and delicious tide pods and wash them down with beautiful blue laundry detergent, who am i to disobey?

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people with allergies spawn in with a dozen kill switches. you dont even need to try to find posion to end them, you can just sneak a peanut into their sandwhich and hide their epipen. they're so easy to eliminate i feel bad for them.

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how long is breaking news breaking before its considered broken news

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people be like "omigoshh humor is my coping mechanism!!" and im like "no its not bish, you arent even funny, please just get therapy"

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people irl need to get into the same fandoms i'm in to the same extent that i'm in them to truly appreciate my comedic potential and perfectly timed references

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are the french inherently kinda communist cuz they say "oui oui" aka "we we" all the time?

can communists like memes? cuz memes are "me me" and communists are all about "we we"....

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can communists like memes? cuz memes are "me me" and communists are all about "we we"....

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lesbians are women who think having a male partner is less bien