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Prompt 208
So Danny would feel exasperated, and probably should. But Dan is actually doing good and hasn’t even bitten anyone during this situation so that’s a win in his books. Now if the turned-into-a-four-year-old could tell him where he managed to grab this other child when he was supposed to be at the babysitter’s, that would be swell.
Or why there is a hero who nearly broke the door down in a right panic.
Like genuinely, he doesn’t know who was more surprised, him, or the hero who came running up half in a panic attack.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Jordan got child snatching habits from Vlad lmao#Who is in the Zone going to So much therapy rn#Burger explosion happened & he realized he needed to pull his shit together with help from some Trauma#Danny is in college & pretty much raising Dan & Ellie#Danny doesn’t refer to Vlad as his father but Dan hesitantly calls him grandfather#He happily calls Danny mom though- at first mockingly but then genuinely#They all forgot that time traveling heroes exist & might’ve come from Dan’s timeline#And that they might encounter them#I wonder whose child Dan just took home lol#Dan: I am a wee harmless lad#Also Dan: I may not currently have the power to destroy worlds but my big sister Mum & Grandpas do so HA
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my three lameass husbands , yes they smoke weed <3
#my mom quotes ‘ why don’t i trust you guys ‘ way too often and i’m always supposed to say ‘ because we’re not trustworthy back ‘#anyway .#THESE FUCKING THREEEEE#in my head they all started a clinic back home and provided extra help to ex soldiers who needed it#in my head they’re all fine#one must imagine post war henry blake alive#LMFAO sorry#i just love them a lot#mash#mashposting#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#mashblr#hawkeye pierce#hawkeye#trapper john mcintyre#trapper john#henry blake
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Strawberry Ice Cream Soda-Pop or something like That!
#I love how Barnaby sounds EXACTLY like how I imagined him to Sound! And Howdy’s voice too! It’s so so Great!#and their Interactions.. OH MAN! I CANT believe I would say this But I ship them EVEN MORE#Everytime I replay that Audio of Howdy and Barnaby talking about Family and all I just think to Myself ‘they’re such a Lovely Duo’#and then Howdy says something About meeting Barnaby’s mom and I just Ascended to Nirvana because you see#It’s Him meeting his Mother in Law and in my Head they’re Married#AND IT’S KILLING ME INSIDE BECAUSE I KNOW ITS ALL PLATONIC BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT SHIP THEM MORE NOW#LIKE THE CHEMISTRY IS DJKSMSMXMX LETS JUST ADMIT IT THEYRE CUTE TOGETHER#welcome home puppet show#welcome home#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#beaglepillar#laughingstock#welcome home fanart#welcome home arg#welcome home project#fanart#barnaby b beagle#barnaby b. beagle#krasytoonz#barnaby Beagle#wally darling#welcome home barnaby#welcome home howdy#welcome home Wally#my beloved OTP they ARE SO SO SO CUTE
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IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something? could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.
#cw gore#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#ashe winters#LOOOORRRD HELP ME THIS IS A YEAR OLD AND I HAAAATE LOOKIN AT IIITTTT ALL I CAN SEE ARE MY MISTAAAKESSS RRAAGHHHGGG ITS FINE THOUGH#ITS FIIIINE ITS ALL FIIIIIIINE!! IM HARSHER ON MY ART THAN ANYONE ELSE ITS FIIIIIINE IIITTSFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE#ANWYAY SO I THINK ALOT ABOUT THE FACT HE KILLED HIS MOM. FUUUUCKED UP. POOR GUY.. i wish i could learn more about what that day was like#the lil scenario wrote is my own silly little headcanon. but what really happened on that day? was mark there? or did he come home to it?#how violent was it really? was ashe awake the whole time? does he remember exactly how he killed her? does he remember?#who was mrs winters? what was she like? i like to think she was the one that gave ashe the book. taught him what she could before. yknow.#did ashe or mark try to destroy it afterwards? i could imagine mark throwing it into a fire. only for it to reappear with ashe#maybe ashe couldnt destroy it but i could imagine him hiding it. hiding away from it. and yet when we find him he holds it so close#its the only thing he can do! no super powers or anything. this was it. why would he ever throw away the only thing hes good at?#AND GOOD GOD MARK... TURNING TO MERCENARY WORK OVER IT ALL... SELLING HIS SOUL TO A LAbortory that changed him in immense ways#when did it get bad enough for him to start covering his face? what was ashe thinking? he knew his dad was up to something but what?#maRK HAS SUUUCH A CRAZY KILL COUNT TOO. I THINK THE HIGHEST IN THE SERIES IF WE'RE NOT LOOKIN AT THE GODS OR WATEV#MASS MURDER. MAN HAS COMMITTED MASS MURDER AND BROKE OUT OF SUPER VILLAIN PRISON WITH A PEN. MAN BUILDS IRON MAN SUITS IN HIS BASEMENT#OKay okay enough of my ramblin okayokay i just REALLY LOVE THIS SSHHOOOOWWW DUUUDEE EEUUGHTHTHHRHGHGH I LOVE THE WINTERS FAMILY...
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my usual little guy is in the shops so i had to make a new one, this is andromeda! 👽
#my art#artists on tumblr#art#tadc oc#.menagerie#.exhibit: andy#oc art#oc: andy#jitters getting its mandatory redesign all my ocs get so!!! andy :]#i try to resist making ocs for making ocs sake bc i do go a bit overboard and its fun to obsess over a hand full of ocs#but the ufo dress..... it calls to me#shes a very simple npc and doesnt have actual lines. her adventure is that you help her get home!!#shes clumsy and bad with directions so shes pretty reusable#help her find parts to her busted up ship help her clear meteors slash other alien enemies etcetc#we have plenty of npcs to meet but rn the appeal i find is like the idea that theres nothing coded for their “end”#g.ummigoos mom doesnt have a model andys home planet likely also doesnt exist#smthsmth mirroring the players experience where there is no finite ending to the game theyre trapped in smthsmth#anyways shes t.inkerbell coded in my mind bc shes small :]
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how come I love leading class and reading groups and small groups and lectures and conference papers and book clubs
and I HATE leading Women's Bible Study
#the actual leading is i guess fine although i STRUGGLE to actually lead#because they're all older than me and kind of friends and confident#and entirely unused to being steered and led so they just take off chatting and comforting each other#and mostly want to talk about their lives way more than about the topic#also our discussion guide is quite meh#but even worse I think is the texting all week long#i don't want to be constantly getting texts! noise! distraction! everyone checking in about everything!#and i recognize that it's a beautiful support in many ways and stay at home moms are lonely#but also. i can't do ANYTHING without that text thread popping up#feels like there's absolutely no boundaries#and they all have problems they always want to talk about#and this year not only do i have most of my previous women with problems i also have one with some really major issues#that i haven't dealt with personally and i need a lot of wisdom and care in leading her well#i need to change my tires! i need to be able to read on my phone and not be constantly reminded of the people i'm helping!#the only way i've remained stable this long in life is by keeping problems in separate spaces!#sigh. and with that i will go do yoga and get immersed in a conference paper#and not think about problems#(can you tell the time of women approaches me)
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We made it a whole month before anyone got sick this school year and needs to stay home.
Better than last year, where we made it 7 days lol
#my mom is coming#and now I feel guilty because it’s turned into a puke incident#hopefully it doesn’t escalate!!!!!!#working mom IS HARD!!!!!!!!!#terrible week for me to call out bc we are short staffed#and Dan has back to school night so he can’t stay home#I swallowed my pride though and asked for help!!!!!! go me
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My English degree is very useful. Like when someone asks me a math question, I get to say, "...you know I was an English Major, right?"
#I jest#english degrees are important and very versatile#just not for math#it was sixth grade math homework yall#my niece was confused#her mom was confused#I was confused#this is why children should not be given homework#there are no teachers at home to ask for help#they should make a hotline for that#24 hour teacher support for all grades and subjects#just a dial away#math#english major#english degree
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Prompt 116
Give Battinson robins but it’s DCxDP style with ghosts.
His kids are… technically not from his world and technically not alive either, but that doesn’t stop him from adopting them. Even if he wasn’t aware of them being literal ghosts for the first few hours of encountering them.
How did they get here? Well, you see, sometimes child ghosts will run into each other, and they’ll form their own little friend groups. Or family groups. Especially if they lack a guardian. Who would tell them not to mess with natural portals.
Or to kidnap a phantom to play with them, but hey he’s enjoying himself too and has a puppy! The bestest boy!
Bruce was not prepared for some sort of energy-thing to open and spit out a good half a dozen children. Nor was he prepared for these children to all have powers, or for another child (thankfully a teen) to fall into the cave a few weeks later.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#battinson#prompts#Dick died alongside his parents when the line snapped#Barbara died to the mob when her father refused to be bribed#Jason died out in the cold on the streets after surviving for a year#Cass died after escaping her father- training for killing doesn’t always translate to training for survival#Tim died from neglect alone in his parents’ home while it was covered up#Steph died before her mother tried to get help with her addictions#Duke died from an attack in the narrows#Damian died from a ‘trainer’ who wanted revenge against Talia & Ras#Danny was searching for his ghost friends with Cujo's help but tripped#It all worked out though#Bruce sobbing to Alfred: Why are there so many hurt children#Bruce grabbing all of them including Danny: My children now#He gets horrifyingly good at picking up stealth what with his kids being literal ghosts#Gets a bit of a mom sense for whenever they're doing something they shouldn't#Some idiot: I shall kill the Robins!#Batman:#Y'know what the robins deserve star cores#with big bro space core danny#god can you imagine if battinson became liminal lol
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double parked, 2x05
#the stay-at-home-mom struggles#(CUTIE)#double parked#madeleine sami#ooof...#i know this is a comedy but the direction this is going with johnny... breaks my heart? is pretty awful? steph all overreacting when#she learns he went to hospital with them... he is their roommate after all and nat needed help right away#even if he isn't traditional dad he is still... something. to the babies. and still their friend. sigh
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there's a chance I might actually get to live on my own for the first time this year holy shit
#the fear of change is not helping this decision#but i the fact that i did the 2hours trip from my mom's house to college for a year kinda keeps me at ease#bc i can just go home to my pets whenever i want
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I want top surgery so bad I think I decided imma take out a credit card so I can pay for it in small increments over time cause idk if I'll ever have $15k in my bank account at one time. I'm gonna talk to my endo ab a referral, since I have an appointment next month to get my levels tested
#My only worry is support#Like physically#I won't be able to drive home or work or even get out of bed or shower for a good couple weeks#Which means I won't be able to make money in order to pay my bills#Like I only have one person ik of who MIGHT help but idk if she can handle me being that dependent on her for that long#My parents def won't bc my mom said a long time ago that I have to be solely financially responsible for my medical transition
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"student life" this "student life" that. girl I haven't been to a club in a year. haven't spoken to another student for longer than 10 minutes since the beginning of uni. haven't made plans with ABSOLUTELY ANYONE. everyone seems to get on well with each other and hang out together and everything and I have only spoken to 3 of my classmates in total. I'm living in my childhood home with my mom. thank you but I think I'll skip this "student life"
#i long to have an 8h workday and an apartment of my own. however small#and stop with all the studying amd exams and everything. i want to get home however late and not study. just watch a movie or read a book o#sth but i NEED to be free after let's say 7pm. just the workday ends and there is no more work. please. PLEASE#please let me escape this “student life” thank you#ramble tag#sorry for the vent i'm growing desperate#only just started and the thought of having to live this way in the span of 4 years is driving me insane🥰 i will work all day if i want to#also my mom's and dad's rants about our finances is infuriating... like cool get you but have you considered that 1) i want to help. maybe#let me? 2)my uni fee is actually incredibly low. i can pay it 6x working only 4h a day why do you have to talk about it all the time#“noo you shouldnt or we wont be able to pay the money for your education!!” girl i can pay it all in 3 months. fuck off#sorry for being so angry but what do they think they're doing?? do they assume i can't count???#anyway bye
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We just dropped Mugsie off at the vet for her surgery
please wish her good luck
#Kaine has been looking for her since we came home#and my mom and i are trying our best to hold it together#She's not the first surgery of the day so im worried about her being stressed in a kennel#but i know they're going to do everything that's best for her#we trust our preferred vet with our pets#she's been through our whole adventure with Smitty#she's seen Kaine a few times#she helped us with Pepper#She's part of our family at this point#i know she'll do all she can for her#dl#im just scared#She's going to be fine but I'm still scared
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if you arnte playing scrimp music i dont wanna HEAR it.
#im normalest girl ever. i jsut yknow. whne max left the diner he left sonething behind i think and it was a little cgocolate candy#and i thought oh ill rturn it to him smiling emoji but i realized it was a FERN candy.#... so i ate it because im NERVOUS baout talking to women who i love so much and will DIE if i hurt#prollby shouldnt have done it#i feel like my head is too full#i should call her#no i shouldnt#man i fumbled a bad bitch :(#which 1? yeah#oh waiy shoot#b*tch#if it helps 2 know all my friend son tumblr dot com im home laying on the floor in my bedroom.#mom made me taquitos#Youtube
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random kind strangers at the vet covered $400 of chinchilla healthcare today. 🙏😭
#my mom & i didn’t have to pay a cent#she’s taking him home now with meds to see if that helps#and we’ll keep an eye and see how it goes#but Jesus fucking Christ.#i am so grateful for random kind strangers today.#like. that is unbelievably generous.#the receptionist & some person in the waiting room split the cost#so the little guy could get the help he needed.#very fuckin grateful.#idk where this ends up still. in a few days or a few weeks#but. it appears. no chinchilla funeral today.#i’m gonna try to nap and reset my vibes. and then go see my mom etc.#what a day already. and it’s not even noon.#izzy.txt
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