#and her taste in men

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Total Drama Future AU design number 8!

Alejandro is 39 in this AU.

After All Stars, he took some time to improve his mental health and rekindle his relationship with Cody. Little did he know that Cody had been hopelessly pining for him, and he couldn't deny that he liked that funny little guy as well.

After 1 year and 3 months of dating, Cody proposed to him at the Café they had both grown to love.

It was nice to have someone who loved and appreciated him for more than his body.

With the help of Alejandro's mother, they had a lovely wedding and invited both the Gen 1 and 2 casts as guests (Minus Chris and Chef).

For their honeymoon, they went around the world and revisited all the destinations from World Tour. (Minus the island from the finale).

On December 26th, 2013, at 4:49am, they welcomed Axel Burromuerto-Anderson into their lives.

Alejandro runs his own Pub in Toronto, he's very fond of his work.

Alejandro never thought this is where he would end up in life, but he's quite pleased he got this far.

[awetfrog]

d'arce is very cool, actually

[misteria247]

Timmy at 10 watching Cosmo flirt with Wanda

Timmy: Ew those were terrible. How do you stand those Wanda??

Wanda smiling and brushing his bangs playfully: You'll understand when you're older sweetie.

Timmy at 16 listening to Jimmy flirt with him

Timmy smiling: Oh god Nerdtron that was awful.

Jimmy smirking: Yet you're smiling so I guess that you don't mind it.

Timmy immediately hit with Wanda's words: Omg I do-

Later

Wanda sitting on the couch relaxing when Timmy bursts into the room causing her to look up startled

Wanda concerned: Timmy what-

Timmy panting: Mom. Mom I get it I fucking get it holy shit-

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.

Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.

Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.

Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.

Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.

Steve: *sighs* Okay.

Robin: Unbelievable.

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[pactw]

this means that mariana's chosen emotional support animal for meeting new people is a half-naked slime hybrid who is covered in mud and blood, howling through a gas mask, half a foot shorter than him, is technically still his husband, and lives in "a hole" <3

[edwinadaily]

EDWINA & FRIEDRICH X NORTHANGER ABBEY

For @mrmalcolmslist

[laurapetrie]

So much jewellery was flung at her in the opening months of her queenship that she may have struggled to keep up with it all. Her clasps were capped off by emeralds, her buttons were set with diamonds, and for her brooches rubies were crafted into the shape of flowers, then trimmed with diamond and pearl petals. There were earrings and French hoods trimmed with gold. She had seven diamond-and-gold rings. The ladies of the privy chamber circled Catherine’s little waist with golden girdles or double rows of pearls routinely interrupted by rubies.

[Later, during] the great purgatorial wait for a horrible finale, Catherine was once again ‘taking great care of her person’. Like a candle flaring before it went out, she had apparently never been more beautiful than she was during that winter at Syon. Staring death in the face in a mood of hubristic hedonism, she became as preoccupied with her toilette as she had been at Hampton Court. She made the most of her denuded wardrobe, dressing and coiffing herself, donning her few remaining jewels. Preening in her loveliness, Catherine kept her pulse beating at Syon with the appearance of someone who might live for ever; but in her more sombre moments, when no amount of make-believe could distract her, Chapuys heard from her servants that ‘her only prayer is that the execution be secret, and not in public’. - Gareth Russell, Young and Damned and Fair

[t5t]

u know as dungeon meshi and farcille get more popular id like to remind everybody that marcille is actually bi

[aroaceleovaldez]

was thinking Pipercabeth thoughts yesterday so take some doodles. i just think they're neat.

[liquidstar]

Where is Subaru's apology video for characterizing Ram as lazy when in reality taking on HALF of the pain she's constantly in was enough to make him almost collapse? Show some fucking respect, if she can get up and clean a mansion, even sloppily, with that level of chronic pain+fatigue she's got more work ethic than the rest of the camp combined. We're not taking this from a guy who learned how to do chores at 18. Say sorry.

[swokeeon]

you know i kind of adore this dysfunctional garbage family i may also do toni next (or argus once i get to his storyline in the game)

[artaintfart]

I might get in trouble for this one but. Older AshLeaf thing I did b4 redesigning him…. I have a lil au with them but it’s not happy or healthy it’s basically a swap between ashsquilf (tho that was barely a thing) and leafcrow so ash is the father of the 3 bc angst….. being killed by ur own daughter abusing ur own son yk how it is… but he gets just as disgusting and nasty with leaf once she breaks things off n stuff. I could go on ab it I love it

[clanborn]

cringefail mean girl (affectionate)

(this is sunbeam btw)

[dontspillthefrijoles43]

Incorrect HOO quotes #11

Leo *high asf*: Look I know you love me, but you can be honest with me…Is there any other guys you find attractive?

Breisa *Also high*: Guys?….No.

Leo: Come on, there is bound to be some other guy you have a tiny bit of attraction.

Leo: I mean look at Jason. With his buff body, chisel abs, and strawberry blond hair…and that killer jawline. Plus those baby blue eyes….*Dazes off*

*Breisa connecting the brain cells she has left*

Breisa: Is there something you wanna tell me?…Specifically about your man crush on Jason?

Leo*Bi panicking*: Uh…no?

[dollyswan]

Did you say you wanna dance with me?Should be taking off your pants for me,are you ready for me finally?