For all the Hot Rod fans out there
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hello :) could you maybe explain a little bit how dan wootton blackmailed louis?
ugh sorry for taking a while to get to this. The problem is I feel like the only two ways to answer this are by spending a week and a half of full time labor sifting through old posts and evidence to get every detail right and lay out an airtight case, or to halfass something very serious, and so I felt a little stuck. So since I can't seem to find a good halfway point, apologies but here is the half assed version, if you want to get into it more I invite you to do your own deep dive or talk to other people, but here's how I remember things.
Louis has almost never on video explicitly said things about Larry not being real and/or anything negative about fans and their theories (mostly the opposite), up until the last couple years when he obviously decided to make a major change he didn't talk about Freddie much at all let alone saying he was his kid, honestly not that much about Eleanor even; except for in two major interviews with Dan Wootton, each of which lined up with a serious traumatic Tomlinson family event that they managed to keep out of the tabloids until the very end (Jay's illness and Fizzy's struggles with substance abuse). After the fact of those events a lot of small things that didn't make sense at the time came together to look very much like Louis traded those interviews (and those answers) for having his family's private matters kept private. Story trading of this kind is a publicly known real thing that happens, and there were various clues that suggested he was being leaned on about those stories to lend legitimacy to the idea that it was something that happened in these cases. Given what we know about Dan Wootton and how he operates even before the recent flood of information and even more now, I think it's more than likely that he has been holding the threat of outing Louis (as he has done to many other public figures) over his head for over a decade, and has used his family's tragic struggles to get Louis to dance like a fucking puppet for him and I will REJOICE at his downfall when it comes whether it is now or 20 years from now... because someday it will, he has made too many enemies to stay above it forever
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Huh, how would DK react to teen Mario? He would be overprotective of him?
DK isn't gonna cry, what're you talking about?
Nope, definitely not gonna cry.
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Fourth of July but there’s no daddy to be the boss
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me and my bf core
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I'm on vacation with my friend and her family and her married uncle who has two children and Is 37 is just soo hot I can't even handle it anymore
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sketches i did to make some references for the reds
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byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes
summary for the uninitiated:
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RAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Every little thing she does is magic!
Every little thing just turns me on!
Even though my life before was tragic;
Now I know my love for her goes on!
art of beach bear i made as a gift for the other mod of this blog!!!!! he suggested i post it so im not just sitting in the background staring so this is my first public appearance ^^ hello!
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im going to throw up out of anxiety
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Adam Cole is a vampire since he can't be killed and MJF is the devil that fell in love in the process of persuading Adam to bite him so he can be immortal too, in this essay I will-
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girl problems is men wanting the insane bitch and then getting fucked off when she’s the insane bitch🤞
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would be really funny if after the universe collision event in my story quinn thought benny remained dead despite the different circumstances ( in which quinn instead of playing card games for information took benny to bed and killed him that way bc goddamnit let me confirmed bachelor him )
but it turns out he’s alive and he comes back like “sike! you missed the important arteries in my heart!” and quinn is just like “hahah what the FUCK is going ON.” the irony. just one of life’s little jokes .
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Tonight I’m thinking about this 🤧
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my dad got me a region free dvd player for my birthday the sky's the limit now baby!!!!!! Im gonna buy so much British tv
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Casually just watching a recap of Stranger things s3 & s4 (cause i gave up on that show, and i dont ever intend to watch it again.) and then i see a familiar face and i went:
WTF IS GARRET FROM TEEN WOLF DOING IN THEIR???
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