#and i cant go out at this hour bc we live in a fucking hell world and i could get attacked or some shit

[fadeintoyou1993]

woke up again. had another nightmare AGAIN

[silverislander]

completely unfair that i'm the last person in the house awake, consistently

[gay-fordeath]

.

[ratboy]

🫠

[sugawarassoulmate]

okok im back with incel!kenma

whats even worse is if you really can’t tell if you’re a guy or a girl, the type of person that gives gender envy. if you have longer hair he just assumes your like him and can’t be bothered to cut it.

OKAY THIS THOUGHT JUST HIT ME MID TYPING! YOU’RE THE BITCH NERD!/LOSER!KURO CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT. THERES TWO MAYBE THREE WAYS HE CAN FIND OUT ITS YOU.

also ik this isn’t one of your hcs for kuro but nerd/loser!kuro x mean!goth!gf but maybe you’re not mean to him but everyone else, people even look at him the wrong way and you have them absolutely terrified. and during your face chats with him you never have your makeup or you daily clothes on. normally just bare faced and in something of kuros. surpising how he didn’t pick up kuros old nekoma jersey

number one: maybe kuro posts a picture of you on his story possibly at your pc playing with incel!kenma. or it could be one of the spicy mirror pictures you made him post because why the hell is the dumb bitch from class feeling up on your man for. maybe you even rant to kenma about this dumb bitch who can’t keep her hands to herself, and why the fuck is she touching a taken man. (okay i think incel!kenma is misogynistic but not homophobic because why the fuck would anyone want to deal with some needy whore constantly.) but that rant solidifies the thought that you are infact a guy maybe not one who hates women on the same level as he does but a man nonetheless. but once kuro posted that picture he figured it out and was disgusted.

number 2: kuro is at your house studying, so to keep your boredom at bay you hop online with kenma, it’s about two hours in when he hears a knock shuffling in the back ground followed by the sound of someone falling onto your bed when he asked about it your response is casual “oh its just my boyfriend.” and he doesn’t pick at it anymore. but then the mic catches a familiar voice in the background. “pretty girl when are you gonna be done, i want to take a nap with you” you give a hum in response to his question. “alright bro gotta leave after this round, so we have to win don’t wanna lose the last match of the day.” obviously you land up losing because kenma can’t get his pretty little head around the fact that he couldn’t tell you were some fucking bitch, you never told him either so that makes you a fucking liar (even tho he didn’t ask). when the game disconnects he’s seething.

number three: this is the worst option really kuro begs him to come hang out with him at his girlfriend, he swears up and down that she’s not the type of woman he’d hate. promises that they have a lot of the same interests. maybe he sends a picture of you cosplaying as one of his favorite characters but that just lowers his opinion, in the photo he can’t even tell its you though. so he’s even more confused when he meets you guys at the arcade. he cautiously calls you by your in game name and you respond with a smile and respond with your irl name. he’s genuinely not sure how to react. not just bc you’re the person he’s been gaming with for almost a year, but with your thick ass platforms you’re just as talk as kuro if not taller. you literally look down at him, can he even talk shit about a bitch like you with out getting his as beat.

anyway this drug out for way longer than intended. but yeah incel!kenma making assumptions and being totally wrong. how funny would it be if he had a crush on kuros gf

bestie.....my beloved......all of the options just sound so amazing to me omg *kisses u*

the absolute torture incel!kenma has to go through upon finding out that 1) his favorite gaming buddy is a disgusting female, 2) she's dating his best friend and somehow he never knew, and 3) she's so fucking hot that kenma can't stop picturing her face every time he rubs one out.

and you just won't let him live you're so fucking mean to him that kenma can't even get a word in when you're roasting him. the only thing that reels you in is kuroo's soft, pleading voice asking you to be nice.

kenma's embarrassed that his friend has become such a simp but fuck if he didn't wish he was on the receiving end of your sweet words.

[fuck-customers]

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!! Escape Room from Hell employee here. my friend recently became our manager and since then i’ve heard a LOT of the tea about our boss and it’s escalating to the point that more than half of us are planning to threaten to quit if Boss doesn’t agree to our manager’s terms because he’s been treating us like GARBAGE and we’re sick of it.

this is a man whose explanation for why he can’t pay us a living wage (i’m a Team Lead and i make about $105 a week.) is that rent and utilities are too high in this town. it should be noted that our Boss doesn’t even live in this country, so why he decided to open a series of escape rooms here is?? baffling???

this is a man who made us stay open the day before and after a hurricane, and waited until 7:00 the night before to decide whether he was going to close the day of the storm. when we pointed out that the wind was still too high and most of us didnt have power at home the day after (and several of us were still evacuated) he said “well the store has power and it looks fine through the cameras!” and we opened with an hour delay.

this is a man who, when asked if it would be slow enough to only assign 2 people this weekend, said yes because it should be slow. then my coworker, who had the morning shift, had to leave due to a family emergency. it looked like we may have to close for the rest of the morning because the only other available staff was a trainee. i wasn’t back in town yet, because my shift wasn’t until the evening.

when my manager told him he might have to close, literally seconds before boarding his own plane back to town, he said, “oh, we cant close thanksgiving weekend. it’s going to be so busy, we’re going to make so much money.” we ended up having the trainee cover it, even though he really wasn’t ready to run the store by himself, and then i came in two hours early and he stayed late. and THEN my Boss had the audacity to ask for proof my coworker isn’t lying about his family emergency. (he’s not. i’ve gone through similar so i’ve been talking a lot to him about it. but even if he was? fuck off?? we make minimum wage who cares)

apparently this was the final straw for my manager, who is apparently going to have a “serious talk” with the Boss about how he treats us like we aren’t human. if it goes well, great! if not, 4 or 5 of us are committed to quitting, including my manager. and i have a feeling he’ll be hard pressed to run the store with no manager and three people who are still in training. (or less, bc manager and i are going to talk to the trainees this week lol)

Posted by admin Rodney.

[itzynabi]

born to be world tour: seoul

— if you thought a little extreme physical exhaustion was gonna stop her from performing with her members, you were wrong

— but she also rested the entire week except for practices (she only did one music show perf for until spring on mucore)

— she didn’t use as much energy as usual just because her health rn is 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 but best assured she is a performer

— mr. vampire is HER song guys, like, the babygirl that she is OMG😩

— and then the little break before the solo stages

— when i tell you this girl was snacking backstage during chaeryeong’s performance (after changing into her outfit ofc)

— granted her snacks were to ensure she’d have enough energy, but miss girl was swinging her feet and twirling her hair as she ate her snacks

— she’s no fucking angel, she’s no fucking goddess‼️‼️

— nobody thought she was gonna swear but she did

— and the choreo *chef’s kiss*

— then back to backstage to change and rest some more

— she almost took a power nap, but all her naps turn into 4 hours of unconsciousness

— listen she’s a dynamite truther so you know she slayed during that performance

— and she’s also a not shy girlie so… the dance was dancing

— time for ments

— nabi: honestly, the number one song i was looking forward to performing was icy. i was looking forward to performing it, but it isn’t on the tracklist 😔 it breaks my heart, but at least not shy is here 😕

— during the more freestyle stages (no choreo just fun) the members checked on nabi’s condition

— at some point ryujin pulled her to sit down together and just vibe

— during the encore stage, her and yuna swapped mics so they could hear each other in their in-ears

— and it was chaos😭😭😭

— nabi’s voice is naturally a bit loud so yuna was suffering (one reblog is one prayer for yuna 🙏🏾)

— day 2 let’s go!

— since it was the second day she was better at controlling her energy

— you can say many things about nabi, but you cant say she isnt a performer

— bcs how the hell did she turn born to be into a babygirl anthem 😭😭

— the transition from the other members being girl crush personified to her smiling so big and being so cute gave everybody whiplash

— but then she started being on her hot girl shit immediately after

— and second day of no angels and no goddesses

— dynamite was made for her

— perfect balance between girl crush and cutie girl galore

— and psychic lover her beloved

— nabi singing love is to yeji with the biggest smile the world has ever seen

— ment time lets go!!!

— “the members are very… i’m very grateful to have them in my life. i hope we stay together for a long time and continue to love each other the way we do now. thank you for allowing me to be in your lives and to cry with you, laugh with you, sing with you… thank you for everything. crazy things are going to happen this year, but all six of us will get through it together”

— and she started tearing up as she was speaking🥺🥺 but she couldn’t handle the attention so “that’s all i have to say, stop looking at me”

— then she made eye contact with lia in the crowd and started crying

— nabi: and you havent *sobs* even been *sobs* to *sobs* my apartment yet *sobs*

— then it turned into yuna and nabi hugging each other while crying

— yuna: unnie *sobs* said if lia unnie doesn’t *sobs* like her *sobs* apartment *sobs* then she’ll move out

— then you’ve got ryujin “but when we sent jisu unnie the photos, she said it was cute”

— nabi: THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE LIKED IT *sobs*

— it was just crying and crying

— yeji, ryujin, and chaeryeong trying to get the oldest and youngest to stop crying

— chaeryeong: unnie, your parents are telling you to wipe your tears and stop crying

— “my parents are here😭😭? do you WaNt Me To CrY a RiVeR??”

— somebody please get this girl tissues bcs it was getting ugly atp😭😭😭

— and midzys are watching all of this happen mind you

— tuna crying and holding onto each other went viral and you know it!

— but then they both calmed down

— nabi: i need to take a nap

— and lets go home everybody!

tagging: @seolboba // @ateezivy // @ateezjuliet // @cafemilk-tea // @smh-anon // @alixnsuperstxr // @cosmicwintr // @girlzwfun // @txt-yaomi // @moongrlz // @novwonia

©️ kim nabi

[kaiswifeblog]

𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 [TAESAN X FEM!READER]

summary: in which you develop a crush on your neighbor, Taesan, while being locked in your house because of your sickness.

Song recs: sick of house by ozon

Genre: crack and fluff

Warnings: none-

feat/: Hanni and Minji (NewJeans), Yuna (itzy), Chaewon (LESSERAFIM)

Since you were little you've been told to stay in your house, and you liked it you stayed all day in bed (when you didn't have to do your lessons, of course) and that means no one that could distract you.

That is until you met him, Taesan, he moved in your neighborhood a few months ago and you remember that when you first saw him you could hear yourself screaming at how much you wanted to see him in person.

FLASHBACK:

It was a normal day for you, your parents were at work and you were in bed, when you hear a engine shutting off outside your window

You get out of bed and look out of your window. You see a moving truck parked in front of your neighbours house.

The last owners moved because they wanted to live somewhere cheaper.

while thinking you see a couple getting out of a car that was behind the truck

'great another neighbor that will never talk us, can someone of my age just come and live here!' You thought.

That's when a boy walked up to the couple ,which you assumed we're his parents.

And suddendly you just have to grab your phone and text your friends. You text the group chat in which you, yuna, chaewon, minji and hanni all talked.

you: GUYS!!!!

hunny:WHAT?? DID DOMEBADT KILL YOUR MOM??

chae: what-you: anyway, there is this new couple that moved here.

Yunyun:and??

Minji: they probably have a son her age and she started liking him.

you: how the fuck did you know?

hunny: Minji wtf!?!?

Minji: HELL YEAH, oh and it's bc I alr saw him

Minji: and talked with his parents

you: oh..

Minji: he actually looks like he listens to emo songs and Avril Lavigne.

Hunny: HE WAS A SKATER BOY SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY.

Chae: so you want our help to catch his attention?

You: well..

You: wait someone rang the doorbell!

Hunny: okay dent let them in your house they might be bad!

You walked down the stairs and opened the door, just a bit, and saw that it was the couple you saw standing in front of the house next door.

"hello?" "Hello we just moved next door and we wanted to meet some of our new neighbours!" "Yes I saw from my window" "that's nice! May I ask where are your parents?" "They are at work" "so you're home alone?" "Mhm"

The couple looked at each other before calling Taesan over.

"Taesan can you please stay with this young lady here until her parents come home" "oh ma'am?"

Taesan agreed and now you both are sitting on your couch while there was an embarrassing silence

"so I'm y/n! Nice to meet you" "Taesan.." "so what do you think of the new neighbourhood?" "It's nice even tho I just arrived here"

"oh.." "why are you at home during school time?" He asked.

And you froze, you couldn't just tell someone you met that you had a sickness that didn't make you go out of your house

"I was sick today" "okay.."

A few hours later you found yourself at the door because taesan had to go home. You two stayed quiet for a while but you started to hear someone shout.

Your friends.

"Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CANT GO OUT" they shouted "uh?" Taesan looked confused, why couldn't you go out is that why you weren't at school

"hanni please dont-" "oh don't me young lady you can't go out what would the doctors say?!" "Um excuse me can someone explain what's going on"

"minji is he the Avril Lavigne boy?" "what-"

"so you have an illness that doesn't let you go out of your house" "yeah" "well that doesnt bother me don't worry, still I have to go, see you y/n"

"see you Taesan"

[blood-injections]

TELL ME YOUR SAW THOUGHTS IM THINKJG SO BAD RN

ME TOO OKAY FIRST OF ALL I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THIS SONG THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO COME ON RIGHT AFTER THE YOU SAID I KILLED YOU HAUNT ME THEN POST UH

WHISKEY AND RUM BLOOD ON MY TONGUE YOU HAUNT ME !! ALSO. Man im just gonna make a playlist at this point but.

Coincidental title but goddd. Idk if you're planning like. An ending like the movie(s) or a happier gayer ending for the au but. Clawing at the fucking walls rn. I never thought I'd die alone.

Anyway random thought but its been bothering me. See I'm the type of person that just gets pissed off when characters in horror movies make stupid decisions that doom them. It gives me so much secondhand embarrassment i want to punch someone. Like logically i know its for the dramatic effect but. Bro didn't have to saw his foot off. Its just an ankle cuff and bro you're a doctor?? Like out of everyone you wouldve thought of other options. Like you could just break your ankle or something, right? So that you could angle it enough to get the cuff off. Or like instead of straight sawing off you foot just like. Part of it? Like the meat off you ankle or something. Like yeah it'd fucking hurt either way but at least you'd still have a foot??? I want to scream.

Anyways. Goddd the fucking homoerotic nature of. Going from strangers to someone you dont want to live without in a matter of hours. From I need you to I need you. From i need you to stay with me bc we can only get through this if we work together we need to help eachother. To i need you, please stay with me dont leave me, because i dont want to die alone and i dont want you to die alone if you leave just fucking stay with me because we've been fucked with beyond repair and if we get out of this i dont think i could live without you because we're the only people that get what we've gone through and that means something. I need you. Don't leave me and we'll never be alone again. The homoerotic nature of being covered in blood and grime and embracing and clutching the man youve known for hours will all your strength becuase you need him you need the comfort of his touch after you've been chained up and put through hell. Holding onto him bc you dont want to die you want to live and neither of you should die, you both deserve to make it out of there. Because the shit you've just been through has bonded you in a way that cant be undone or explained and maybe if you make it out of this together you could make it through anything together.

Or at least thats what i got from it 💀

[susiehunsecker-remade]

i had a paul newman dream again. i was this heiress and/or wife of a rich important guy and we lived in this mansion that was part victorian haunted house and part HGTV beige nightmare. it didn't seem to end and everyone lived in rooms as close as possible to the main wing because people were scared of getting lost.

since i was a wealthy faildaughterwife with nothing better to do i'd just spend all day going through the house and at some point i find this quaint little bedroom in the scary victorian part of the house. i'm looking through it and there's some clothes and a nice looking radio but nothing special. then paul newman comes in and is like what the hell are you doing here? and i go oh my god i'm sorry i didn't think people actually lived here and he goes well i do. i cant remember if he was mad at me. i ask him what he does in the house and he's like i clean the pool, maam. the indoor pool

i go wtf do you mean the indoor pool where is that and he takes his radio and then walks me through this underground tunnel that leads into a garden and im like well this isnt a pool and hes like oh my god lady can't you just wait. and i'm offended but it doesn't last long because he starts leading me through this part of the garden i've never seen before and into this hotel lobby looking place with a couple of sofas and a fridge and a big glass door on the opposite side of the room. i go what's this place for? and he's like..? it's just a room lady, why do you keep asking me all these questions don't you know all the rooms in this house already and im like. um. no... and he looks at me like i'm an idiot.

then paul takes me past the big glass door and i see this gorgeous crystal clear glimmering pool and on the sides theres a bunch of beautiful ferns growing and theres glass ceiling that diffused the sunlight in a really pretty way. then i ask wow!!! can i swim here its so pretty and paul goes Are you stupid? you live here and also it's my job. but i think he starts feeling bad abt constantly being mean to me and goes out to find something I can wear to swim. when he comes back i change and fuck around in the pool for an hour while he listens to his radio, which he's had on him since we left his room. i tell him that he should swim too since he's already here, he goes your dad or husband wont approve of that and im like nahh hes not here most days anyway no harm. he looks at me weird but i convince him to go under the conditions that i take care of his radio for him. he's really obsessed with this radio. It mostly plays static noise which should have been suspicious to me in the dream but I was fucking stupid i guess and didn't realize it was a walkie talkie kind of radio until i hear the voice of my dad or husband talking on it. For the next hour I just sat there nervous while paul newman used our pool. I think he knew something was off bc at some point he just started staring at me which was terrifying bc his eyes are blue as fuck. Anyways the coherent part of the dream ended there, i woke up really sweaty and scared. I also fell asleep in the middle of making this post but I had no dreams there.

[jedlknight]

so goddamn lonely so goddamn isolated just spent the weekend w extended family after a funeral and we went out to lunch and out of 16 people not one would talk to me bc they all had other conversations they’d rather have and it’s not like i didn’t try to participate in the conversations but when i spoke they literally all just ignored me so like what’s the point. stayed at my aunts house and my uncle seemed like he was avoiding my dad and i and my aunt was busy around the house and didn’t spend any time with us and my cousin who i lived with who i was once close as a sister to and who i was once really good friends with her was around for just a few hours and she was so distant the whole time and she never responds to texts anymore or anything and I haven’t even done anything!! I don’t know what i did wrong!! everybodys leaving and it’s not just them it’s my only friends in state who both moved away and out of state within three weeks of each other and it’s my friend who suddenly is flighty as hell because she has a new guy and it’s friends who have gotten busier with work and only have so much time and it’s everybody everybody everybody and I’m trying so hard to keep up with communicating with them but I can’t seem to keep anybody in my life and i cant fix it

and i need to move out of my parents house bc living with them is so suffocating and I’m tired of being at the whims of their moods but i can’t move out of my parents house bc everything is too expensive and i can’t manage to get a full time job and i feel so inherently unloveable and useless and like i’m going to rot away in this goddamn bedroom that ive hated since i was 17 fuck. my anxiety is so bad i’m getting worse and worse about being comfortable in public everything is worse everything is bad

sorry just . bad night bad night bad night

[taiiunknown]

CANT STAY AWAY FROM YOU !!!

Part2 (last part)

Warning: heartbreak, slight cussing

Summary: shuri ends up having to pick between RiRi and y/n

Fem reader X Shuri

SHURI’S POV :/

MY WIFE♾🌹: Can we talk ?

Me: About ?

MY WIFE♾🌹: what happened…

Me: ya after I’m done giving RiRi head

MY WIFE♾🌹: huh ? 🤨

*read*

Y/n’s POV:/

9:00pm

My heart dropped to my ass when shuri responded to me with that message, was she talking about our friend RiRi? Did she meet someone with the same name ? My head wondered for a minute when suddenly I decided to text RiRi tryna be casual so I don’t accuse her of nothing

Me: Hey Riri… wyd girl ?

*read*

My mind felt like it was dying from all the confusion when I finally put two and two together 🤨

When me and RiRi was talking about me having sex with my friend while me and shuri was on a break RiRi hit me with the “ it’s okay I’m pretty sure shuri fucked someone bc she a sex maniac honestly” and the fact that RiRi made me so comfortable so I can be able to let her in my personal life was so sickening. My whole body felt hot and my head went straight to killer mode within a second , I’ve never felt so sick to my stomach before and I felt so numb to the point that I wasn’t sad nor depressed I was angry, I was angry at myself . I hurt someone who truly loved me and I took advantage of that bc I’ve never felt real love before , I honestly don’t blame shuri bc i know I hurt her but RiRi ? I’ve been nothing but good to her and this hoe want to back door me with no remorse.

A hour went past and I just had the urge to go to RiRi dorm since some how she couldn’t afford to live off campus like me 🙂 . When I arrived I had no type of brain cell in me I immediately started to bang on RiRi door like a maniac , she opened it half naked with a confused look on her face , out of no where I ended up punching her in the face RiRi collapsed to the ground I stepped over her , as I’m walking in I look on her work desk and see shuri necklace that I gave her . As I’m picking up the necklace I hear shuri coming out of the bathroom with a sports bra and shorts on saying “Ri what’s going on out here ?!” Shuri froze when she seen me looking at the necklace with tears rising in my eyes “I’m so sorry shuri…” I said with a shaky voice “Y/n..” Shuri said grabbing my shoulder . I see RiRi getting back up holding her face , “Shuri make her leave before I call the police” RiRi said tryna get up , “How long ?” I asked “1 Month” RiRi said with a grin,I tried to run up on RiRi again but shuri grabbed me by my waist pulling me to the other side of the room “Why shuri?” I said with tears now shedding “I’m So Sorry usana” Shuri said “No she not , she loves it here” RiRi says with a big smile on her face “ Bitch open your mouth again or your nose will not be the only thing bleeding” I said “Usana you know I love you and only you RiRi just caught me while I was going through a really tough time!” Shuri said now teary eyed “I’m out !” I screamed bc I literally felt my heart rip out my chest . Shuri stared at the same spot I was in with a frozen look on her face wishing that my shadow was still there .

It’s been two day since that incident and everything still plays in my head due to the fact that I’m madly in love with shuri even though she literally been having an affair before our break .

My heart❤️🥰: open the door .

Me: What ?

My heart❤️🥰: open your room door.

I slowly walked up to my room door with a confused face , “Shuri how the hell you keep getting in here ?” I said , shuri pulled a spare key out her joggers my eyebrows began to furrow bc I don’t remember giving her a key ! “When did I give you a key ?” “You didn’t” Shuri said with a smirk “bitch what ?” “Watch your mouth” Shuri said with a stern face “ WHY ARE YOU HERE !?” I shouted “bc I CANT STAY AWAY FROM YOU Y/n!” Shuri said coming closer to me , “you had me thinking i hurted you when you was really hurting me this whole time and it’s the fact you didn’t cheat with just anyone , you cheated with RIRI FUCKING WILLIAMS !” I said with a quivering lip bc I couldn’t stop the replay that happened two days ago . “Ik im sorry usana and I mean truly sorry , I never meant to hurt you nor have a affair with RiR-“ “BUT YOU DID!” I yelled interrupting her “usana but I love you ! I’ve never had no type of real feelings towards riri it was only the sex..” “So I’m not good in bed is what you saying ?”I said feeling flabbergasted “ No Y/n trust me you are amazing in every way including the sex , you a perfect picture in my eyes and I love you so much and I know I fucked up really bad and I mean really bad but I want to make it up to you and trust me if you let me I will never do anyway thing to hurt you ever again..” Shuri said now holding both of my hands, “ you are right , it will never happen again bc I am done and when I say DONE I MEAN COMPLETELY DONE NOW GET TF OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I KILL YOUR ASS..” Shuri looked at me in shock slowly backing away bc she know what I was capable of since I am a hit man 🤷🏽‍♀️. Shuri left and when that door left it felt like weights was off my shoulders which made me slowly break down and fall to my knees, I’ve never felt so hurt in a day of my life bc I was truly in love but some times you have to stand up .

The lesson I learned it to not be weak in the knees for anyone , not even the queen of Wakanda …💔

THE END !🙃

[winderlylandchime]

(1/2)The man came inside after a cigarette break, jumped right into 2x14, saw Justin dancing on the bar, paused the episode and went outside for another smoke. So i think he is handling it well. He is now back and his immediate reaction is ‘THIS IS BULLSHIT! Why are they making him do this, i know its his own doing BUT COME ON.. OH SO THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? My dudes, my bros, my mens..why aren’t we throwing punches yet?..oh Brian is pissed off! Why doesnt he say something? what is that freak of a fuck giving him? JUSTIN DONT TAKE ANY DRUGS FROM HIM’ *pauses the tv on Brian* ‘see the problem is that he looks very pretty when he is in a bad mood’ *throws his hands up in the air* ‘PICKLE GUY!!!!!!!! Oh pickle guy and Emy are going on a world trip!! I can’t wait! Theyre gonna have so much fun…oh she’s still being a bitch to Ben? Man fuck her, i thought she was better with him?’…’oh Brian knows about his classes! I swear i am totally normal about this! But like, i didnt even know my own classes but Brian knows Justins? Oh Brian is angry.. good for him! I like this! I mean I don’t like the Justin part but i do like Brian being all for his education and shit. That’s nice! I want more of that but less of that other shit.’ ‘I thought we wrapped up with cop bullshit? Why the hell is he here? Yeah, what are you doing her- SAY WHAT NOW? HE ASKED WHAT NOW? exactly debbie! Tell him! WE *points to her and himself* do not date or fuck cops!’ He high fived debbie on tv bc he’s happy she turned doen the cop..’brian actually showed up for Emmetts going away at work? I LOVE EMY AND BRI BRI!!! Oh for fucks sake justin! Just take the fucking money! You arent doing a very good job at looking out for yourself right now, that man is an evil evil little freak! And Brian clearly knows it!’ And the scene with Vic and Debbie is up. ‘exactly Debbie, he is a homophobe!! VIC MY BOY WHAT? HE DIDNT MAKE A TINY JOKE HE MADE A BAD JOKE! He doesnt need enlightening, what he needs is my foot so far up his ass his own mom can feel it! Why is vic being dumb? At least debbie knows he’s a homophobe. VIC STOP THIS MADNESS!’ ‘Oh look Justin remembered he has a school! Its Brian! I like this, i would like more of them hanging out. Justin doing his homework and Brian being with him. AFTER HOURS PARTY?! Absolutely not! Oh Brian knows this is bad news. Brian please stop this madness! *pauses tv on Justin* dude, me and Brian are trying so hard to get to you and you won’t listen to either one of us and honestly, it’s not cute!’ And now he is groaning loudly because Debbie is going on a date. ‘The problem i have is, this would be a cute moment if he wasn’t a…you know *said in a very disapproving way* a cop. OH THE FUCKING IRONY OF MIKE AND OH MY FUCKING GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SHE IS A HYPOCRITE OF A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. Oh fuck her times 70.’ And now the plane scene is up and i am not ready ‘AHHH PICKLE GUY AND EMY ARE ON A TRIP!! I need them to give me a cute little montage of them having cute moments all over the world! Like some italian music that’s upbeat and just random snapshots of them! YES I WANT THAT! Ohhhh they are gonna get down and dirty in the bathroom!! Gross but have fun babies, you deserve it!’ He is currently scoffing at everything Carl says ‘Debbie.. come on. You cant even look at Ben and say hi to him and you see nothing wrong with Car- oh thats why she said into him, theyre the same. Assholes!’ I am not ready for whats about to happen, i always get sad but i am not ready for this. ‘Oh look at them going at it! Hell yeah Pickle Guy and Emy live your best lif-*he is genuinely on the verge of tears* pickle guy?..pickle..? Is he. noooooooooooo PICKLE GUY! *he is actually crying at this point* PICKLE GUY NO! What about the world trip! And italy! And cute montage! Pickle’ He is genuinely sad and honestly same.

OH POOR BROTHER ANON, mourning the loss of Pickle Man (do not let him eat a pickle in his memory).

Your brother is right - We Do Not Fuck Cops in this house. ACAB. He’s going to be very disappointed in Debbie (again)

I love that he and Brian are now a team trying to get Justin to listen to reason.

Okay… let’s get to the next one because a couple of us have been wondering how Brother Anon was going to respond to Justin topping…

[candiedapplez]

I ask you all of the questions from that one reblog. Good luck/nf/j

Omg ok this will be a while then tehehehehehehhe im not complaining though!!!! Heres the questions so u can look at the questions and the answers!

1.this one is OBVIOUS!!! A-90 and Opheebop!!! DUUUUUUUH!

2.lighter. Ive never used a match before

3.ew no!!! I don't want buggies crawling in my room while im sleeping!!!! However i have before!

4. Aaaaaa ive never really gotten into that stuff so i cant really give an answer-

5. A really dark brown!!

6. Oops i did that again???

7. Well idk ive used both and they are both work really well! however i do think scrunchies are safer for your hair, i use normal hair ties more often because scrunchies are more bulky and yeah i dont prefer that, but both are great!

8. Six. I have six.

9.NONE! COFFE IS GROSS BLEEEEEEGH!!

10. Ofc!!

11. Does drawing count?

12. Good day!!!!! I havent cried yet so-

13. Not too long ago, like an hour ago actually. I had pizza! (Incase u were wondering)

14. HELL YEAH!!!

15. Nope and i never want to be 😗

16. NoooooOoOoO-

17. Nope i have perfect vision muah

18. I DONT WANNA SAY TEHE! (Sry)

19. Yea ofc!!! But they probably wont turn out good…

20. Soda…. Ive never seen or heard anyone say pop before….

21. Plushies!!!! I have a unicorn plush my old friend (we dont talk anymore since she moved) gave me for my 7th bday!!!! Yes i remember when, yes i still have it! And its in perferct condition!!! Also there was this one kid who ig had a crush on my and he gave me a basket full of stuff for valentines day and i still have said basket-

22. I have no clue what this means? I guess sensitive?

23. Love it!!!!!

24. Eating :] (and joking abt pushing each other off probably/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE/JOKE)

25. Aaaa i use all of them but i use lotion most so ig lotion?

26. Idk what to say for this one aaaaaagh

27. Like 5 i think? Ive been getting better with my sleep time!!!!

28. Not anymore, our school last year said we could take them off, however i was SO insecure about my face (still am, but not as much as before) so i would wear it every single day. If i showed up to school without one people got surprised. I stopped wearing them this year, however.

29. Hot????

30. THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLES!!!!

31. Theres a lot, i dont wanna get into it 😵‍💫

32…… is that a thing? People have favorite towels??

33. Hm my school took us on a field trip to a high school so we can see animals if that counts… (i have pictures btw if u wanna see them! We saw pigs, sheep, cows and bunny! I didnt take pic of bunny tho 😢)

34. LITERALLY EVERY SIX THE MUSICAL SONG HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS (the only ones i might mess up on are aywd and idnyl bc aywd is long and i dont listen to idnyl often)

35. Pst!!

36. Only once! My username used to have a 0 between the words (Candied0applez) but i changed it bc it made it sound like i candied no apples… but i was originally going to be called caramelapplez but i thought candied sounded better heheh)

37. The friend i mentioned earlier i met first day of kindergarden, her name is Alana, and this other girl Maya i met before kinder! We met eachother at a park and when we walked home we found out we were neighbors so we instantly became besties! (We still are to this day but she lives 30 mins away so i dont see her often-(

38. All…?

39. Sometimes!

40. Ice cream!!!

41. Empty. Coffee is gross

42. Hahahah yt, roblox and occasionally twitter!

43. HAND IT OVER BITCH!

44. Myself/j fucking donald trump 🤮👈🖕

45. NO ☺️

46. Oh god i dont watch any 🫢

47. | v

this actually was to the other girl i mentioned earlier! Maya! I found baby pictures of us when we were in 2nd-3rd grade and i showed her today!!!

48. Never and i dont plan on ever!

49. Never tried

50. GO AHEAD I GET SO EXCITED WHEN IM TAGGED IN SOMETHING AAAAA!

omg that took forever!!! Gosh i dont mind though!!! These were fun questions! Aaaaaaaa i enjoyed that tyty!

[faerociousbeast]

hell list starting october 2023

- i make funny homestuck blog

- sister attempts to kill herself 3 days before her 12th birthday

- server is made for funny homestuck blogs

- there is naturally the hell that comes with putting homestucks in the same general area and i have to handle most of it

- parents decide they want to divorce and also decide they will not talk to each other and use me and my sister as messengers like to the point of calling me in class to go "hey your dad _" or "tell your mom _"

- since mom cooks and dad buys groceries and mom makes the lists this ends up translating to us having no food in the house since they refuse to talk to each other

- i am Ill™ and am constantly missing class for blood tests and to go to the hospital whatnot

- i start failing my math class

- the school somehow finds out about the situation despite me never telling anyone and they give me food but the walk from the office back to my locker shamed me so fucking bad i still feel ill thinking about it

- theres peanutbutter jelly and bread in there and i form an addiction kanaya calls it a comfort food but idk

- parents ultimately decide not to divorce but this does mean the arguing and everything is back

- they are now focused on being disappointed in me for doing bad in my math class

- shit happens on new years which is personal enoguh somehow more than all of this but it makes me feel sick and i spend the first days of the year trying not to throw up

- they find a knife in my sisters school backpack

- second semester starts and i am unable to get back on the grind bc im mentally fucked and unable to process it

- still having hospital visits and shit

- im pretty sure more stuff happens but i genuinely cant remember anything from february-june

- there is some. personal drama though that keeps happening no matter how many times we discuss it and i say i dont like it so i fairly consistently feel ill

- my only surviving grandma (dads mom) and grandpa (moms dad) are both in the hospital

- dad goes to home country to visit them and then the Political Situation starts while he is there (#bangladesh)

- we lose contact with him for almost 2 weeks

- he comes back

- i go to america to visit my partner

- parents find out that was not just a friend but my partner and that therefore i am queer

- plane rides delay for like a whole day so im jsut stuck in the airport with very pissed off parents for many more hours

- my theatre job starts its basically a 9-5

- my parents drop the bombshell that next year after me and my sister graduate we are moving back to our home country

- weve never lived there before i dont know anything or anyone or how to read or write our native language and they want me to find a university somehow and suddenly drop everything at 18 and become independent there and im just fucking freaking out except i Cant freak out because i still have to keep my grades up for senior year and my parents keep Hinting at a Talk about me being queer and lying to them but i just. idk

[onlyjaeyun]

greetings my dear zadie 😁 i missed u sm (sorry for the disappearance- i really missed filling ur inbox like this pls don’t mind me💔) & i genuinely have no idea where to begin from because i just got caught up with like 30 chapters of strictly business and i haVENT BEEN SLEEPING SINCE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I CANT CLOSE MY PHONE 🧍‍♀️ first of all what the FUCKKKKK IS GOING AWNNNNN😨 like what the hell what the fuck the whole family situation is so heartbreaking then we have the fucking mind blowing jaw dropping earth shattering identity crisis inducing universe colliding inducing smut to have ever grazed tumblr idk if it’s the severe daddy issues but my GOD thewayjongseongisaservicedommakesmegentearup also can i just say as someone who’s been reading your masterpieces since hype boy i absolutely adore. like ADORE 🧎‍♀️ the way you write your smuts they always like ooze out love and i adore it sm like it’s like that one meme where u know it’s not a quick nut but smth made with love & care and that’s exactly how you be writing your shit dawg like you’re so talented?? out here making me close my phone every 5 mins just to giggle and calm myself down. now when i tell you my legs r aching bcs of the amount of hours i just spent swinging them while giggling because of the shit i was reading for HOURS BRO. 😀 like i’m so obsessed with how you write i want to kiss & appreciate each every single one of your neuron cells and axons for connecting to eachother to form such beautiful ideas mamas. anywho back to the story FUCK YOU SHIAH UGLY ASS PREHISTORIC ASS BITCH THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM DAMN. like you’re genuinely a miserable grandma if you’re out here in your 30s or smth pushing 89 and you’re bullying & talking shit about a girl who’s 21 💀 like girl go teach at unis what u learned about dinosaurs since you’ll be talking straight up from experience. i bet yo ass she was there at the last supper arriving with her horse and all that like GIR- sorry excuse me for the disrespect fr 🙏🏼GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA. GET YOUR GODDAMN SHIT TOGETHER AND BACK THE FUCK AWF 🤺 anywho now that we talked about the literal cause of the big bang theory let’s go talk about jongseong 🤭 no because i love this man with my whole entire heart i just- i <3 mature men <333 he’s so cool & mature & understanding & it’s making him so much more sexier than he already is it’s actually driving me crazy because wHERE do i find a replica of the man i just read about. like sir. SIR im losing my mINDDDD 🤸‍♀️🕳️ and then going to yn i love her sm :( she’s so smart & kind and she did not deserve anything that happened to her she’s such a sweet girl i can’t do this i can’t stand kind hearted people getting their souls hurt like this like pls she deserves sm better (i’m literally coming for you shiah. sleep with one eye fucking OPEN.) i’m so glad she has jimin & aeri w her i love them all so much and nayeon (btw making nayeon jongseong’s older sister single-handedly saved approximately 26392 lives and prevented 6 million deaths im telling u, ur mind? legendary.) and then we have seoul’s fav four oh mY GOD i love jaeyun sm. he’s so hilarious like bros always speaking & asking the ACTUAL questions he’s so funny i love him sm & hoon is just hooning he’s a bad bitch & a serious mf i love him sm for that fr always serving shit and all that a fucking icon he’s so real 💯 and oh lord 30 year old hee? is going down in the history books i fear 🚨 u making hee this attractive right after poison is just so ooooooo i wanna fight you so bad (w kisses & hugs duh!) but like gen. easily one of the best stories i’ve ever came across, easily one of the best authors/writers i’ve had the chance to read the works of and witness with my own eyes 🙏🏼 like thank u so much for your service fr i love u sm pls take care of urself & don’t tire yourself out (i’m ignoring all events that took place in the most recent chapter because no.) sending u sm love & kisses zadie ! <33

actually no fuck that what the fuck do you mean the engagement is ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN. didn’t jongseong already put that bitch in her place like GRANDMA???? R U NOT EMBARRASSED THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. chasing after a dude when he literally told u all ur shitty fantasies AINT GONNA HAPPEN and someone who put u in ur goddamn place and SO OBVIOUSLY HAS SOMEONE ELSE HES INTERESTED IN (WHICH TALK YOUR FUCKING SHIT JONGSEONG 🗣️💯 SPEAK UR TRUTH DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU!!) IS SO LIKE ??? girl stand up fr you’re famous ig & hella rich u can find someone else leave my babies alone i beg. and oooo girl jongseong’s dad fr about to make me become a lawyer to jail his stupid ahh alongside yn’s father (and her brothers) 👩‍⚖️ now one thing shitty men will always excel at is being a fucking asshole to everyone including your family yet excluding your side chicks! like at your prehistoric grown goddamn age you’re gonna force your son to marry someone he doesn’t even like 😧? shit’s wild fr. anyways fuck you shiah fuck every single dad in the story and fuck you shiah (pt2) cuz u ain’t SHIT. you will never be SHIT with your horrendous pick me attitude and with your personality that’s literally revolved around being a trophy wife (and being in a marriage with a man who doesn’t even want you??? like do u have no shame. no self respect. like idgaf if this is about business and allat the man DOESNT WANT YOU 🫤 get that shit in your thick ass head grandma) like that shit’s crazy and fuck that account that posted that shit i hope yn’s okay and jay makes shit up for her cuz come on now 😐

-⁉️ <3

MY BABY IS BACKKKKKK HI BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you have no idea how much i giggled and smiled seeing you in my inbox imagain i MISSED YOUUUUU and hope life has been treating you well baby 🥺💞 pls tell me you havent been overworking yourself or i will have to fight you 💔

and please the way i couldn't even hold back my ugly laughs while reading bc you expressed my thoughts and feelings about yoo shiah in strictly business too spot on 😭😭😭😭

when i tell you the part where you started complimenting me, the smau and my writing made me tear up like i dont think you guys know how much your words mean to me and i will forever keep them super close to my heart so thank you so, so much baby. sending you the fattest kiss right now pls accept 🥺💞🩷💞🩷💞🩷