#and i have to go back and tell Boss

[ley-med]

I put together such a nice little presentation for next week's anesthesia conference, if I may say so, but there's one tiny thing left

How in the goddamn name of everything that's holy do I do the statistics part properly???

I have literally zero idea of what I'm doing

[shaykai]

Let’s play a fun game called When Exactly Did Orin Find Out That Durge Was Alive and How Long Did She/Ketheric Decide Not To Tell Gortash For

[ganondoodle]

did a little sketch yesterday that i really liked and tried to get it done today just so i got literally anything to post- but i fell into the trap of 'making sketches to elaborate and thus really stiff and non fun' (for me), ... soooooo .. im redoing the whole thing

but the idea was a mummy ganondorf for my (yes still existing) totk rewrite; i wanted to make him more scary looking and also emphasize just how horrid it must be to be kept in between life and death by having your heart grabbed by a cold and vengeful magical hand for thousands of years (in this case the ancient queen .. which i also tried to sketch despite not showing up aside from her dissolving hand)

the spell starting to fail and his body being more damaged in some parts (jaw being only the bones left for example) and his chest open from being slowly eaten up by the queens magic, the ribs contorting around it like its a gravitational pull- sounds cooler than it looks bc this sketch did not work out, so im saving the details for the .. hopefully, better version

[siribunbun]

"I'm putting down the bet. I'm taking the gamble. I'm claiming the win. I'll let fate spin the wheel, a daring gamble. Walking the brink of death...for rebirth.

All for the Amber Lord!"

[ducktracy]

i've made variations of this post before but it really is funny how in-my-own-head i get about, well EVERYTHING i do but ESPECIALLY drawing Porky and Daffy in particular. i am the Porky and Daffy person. all of my friends online and even irl know this. my coworkers know this. my PARENTS know this. i'm always joking/BEING joked with them about it and i love it. this is who i am. and yet i'm like "...but if i draw Porky and Daffy again, what if people think i'm some sort of.. Porky and Daffy obsessed feak"

here is also an image that is totally unrelated and also now outdated, as i have more.

[robinson-graves]

[sits up suddenly from my coffin] anybody fuck with my super danganronpa 2 x guy who didnt like musicals au

[dykedvonte]

A crazy thing about Mouthwashing is that Pony Express lost communication with one of its freighters for months and didn’t send anyone to check.

A genuinely reputable company, or at the very least a decent one, would have sent someone, something out to check after about two weeks of silence. Two months is when the crew start questioning if they are even being looked for which implies they were already expecting it to take a while cause P.E just doesn’t care.

They don’t care about who they hire. They don’t care about the conditions they place their crew in or how safe the safety measures actually are. They just don’t care, made rules and regulations so they can care less and succeed in getting away with it with how little those ideas are discussed.

[moongothic]

Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

[clonerightsagenda]

think I need to go over my boss's head bc she had another category 5 nextdoor poster moment today

[whentherewerebicycles]

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[clumsypuppy]

i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed

[doing-something-unholy]

Is it geologically probable for swallows rest to have basalt cliffs? Not really. Am i gonna headcanon it anyway? Of course.

Because I can picture Adrian and Victor walking along the beach, spending time waiting for lord vane to arrive. When all of a sudden Adrian comes to a dead stop in the middle of a sentence, staring at something ahead of them. Then he gasps, and gets so excited he forgets where he is, who he's with, and the collar around his neck, as he starts excitedly slapping Victor in the arm going, "Look, look, look, look--" at top speed.

Victor, who was primed for some kind of emergency since Adrian stopped talking is looking around frantically like, "What, what happened???"

Only for Adrian to point ahead and whisper-yell, "Basalt cliffs!!" And start booking it across the beach.

And yeah, maybe it painfully reminds Victor a lot of his younger self, and he's just about ready to remind Adrian of his manners as a priest, but then Adrian turns around to see if hes coming and the smile on his face is the most animated hes seen Adrian since he met him. And when he catches up he gets treated to a long winded ramble about crystal structure and volcanic activity and geologic hotspots and the Implications and how they could easily be the most ancient part of the island and erosion wear patterns and hes always wanted to see these in person cause they have them in northern ireland and and-- Its the most he's ever heard Adrian talk in one sitting.

And he supposes that having an appreciation for the wonders of the world that God made is perfectly acceptable for their profession, and lets him talk as long as likes.

[theloveinc]

Who all do you selfship with in gachiakuta?

akdjjdkdl PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE !!! It’s honestly fucking ridiculous of me and yet I absolutely cannot help it whatsoever ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 tho id say my main self ships are —

enjin x caitie - i run some sort of side hustle outside of the school i work at (which is what he likes abt me, that i teach) and we meet through Arkha. I’m honestly okay with keeping it casual bc … idk! Enjin just can’t seem to figure it out! Esp bc I treat him like my boyfriend in every single way but … don’t really ask the same from him? And that bothers him a lot lmao for some reason (see: he thinks it’s super baffling) and eventually becomes this thing where he’s on a mission to tie ME down. I have a good relationship with the rest of akuta tho :)

zodyl x caitie - I haven’t fully figured this one out yet bc most of the time i daydream about him, i go with a modern au? But I think whatever I do for the raiders is very benign, like I simply just keep the shit running food and dress wise bc Zodyl can’t??? and because he has his weird mommy issues make it really sexy to him to see a regular woman just doing her thingy thang💔 eventually he pulls some kid off the street and we somehow become coparents

kyoka x caitie - im her lil kitty cat, she keeps me on a leash❣️ (eventually I run into zanka somehow and make things either better or worse depending how I’m feeling)

gris x caitie - he’s my Enjin rebound bye

tamsy x reader - I am constantly HIGH off my ass, and given the way I interact with him, tamsy has a suspicion I can see right thru his “good guy” facade (which is half true, eventually I punk him into revealing it fully to me) … but for reasons of my own (which have to do with arkha somehow, either I love him or I receive special treatment from him bc of my “condition”), I’m not at liberty to expose tamsy… so we do this weird back and forth dance that eventually ends in hate fucking (I’m knife cat essentially) !!!

It’s honestly hard for me to articulate some of this bc I don’t have any .. canon selfship “lore” since I’m constantly going thru my daydreams and altering things depending on any number of reasons!! But this is the basic gist of things I think!! I also have less prominent selfships with jabber and follo and august and arkha … along with self insert dynamics with really everyone (semiu and cthoni … we’re not always fucking but we’re on that weird gay shit together. AND NOERDE TOO OFC my love) !! Sorry to blab about it anyway LOL

Wbu?? I’d love to hear abt any of yours, too!! Or anything gk related too, like your jinki and which side u align with more + etc!!!??? Thank you so much for asking !!

[naughtybg3confessions]

I have a bad back, which I've injured at work for the second time this month, and I can't walk upright or even sit at my desk without being in so much pain. The otc painkillers are doing NOTHING. I'll see if I feel up to posting confessions today, maybe I can borrow a friend's laptop or something and do it from bed. 😭 Sorry, folks.

[scream-mans-friend]

addicted to college... already have two degrees and have only been graduated for 6 months but am going back for more

[good-enemy]

Finally started watching severance, I'm a few episodes in and I have several questions, first off why does Helly only seem to own 1 pair of shoes