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muzsmocsing · 1 year ago

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Just finished season one of tgcf. Do I know everyone's names? I don't. Or am I sure what that guy's deal was with the snake girl?? Not entirely. And why?

I couldn't hear the plot over the gaydar beeping nonstop.

I'm sorry but how was I supposed to pay attention to anything when the wholeass time Hua Cheng was in the background, making heart eyes at Xie Lian??? Bro clocks into reality occasionally to check if there's any real danger or an opportunity to impress gege with some sick lore but otherwise? Just wondering how he likes his eggs in the morning and if it's possible to top AND bottom at the same time.

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #third wheeling #and i'm not even there #PDA so intense it breaks the 4th wall #he's down so bad it's a little pathetic

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recklessmoss · 2 months ago

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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

#That's all thank you for listening #I'm so obsessed with this image i cant even begin to tell you how much

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erstwhilesparrow · 1 month ago

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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

#sparrowsong #i'm like. 90% sure this post exists already. somewhere. out there.#perhaps it has even been blorbotagged a few times.#what a beautiful world.

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emilnikos · 9 months ago

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones #and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think

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rioblitzle · 7 months ago

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working retail

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beaft · 10 months ago

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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life #and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it #so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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coleopterabyte · 1 month ago

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Part of the reason I'm so adamant about encouraging people to get comfortable with bugs, my own interests aside, is because we cannot have a bright, solarpunk future without them.

A green future is not a bugless future. It is, in fact, a fairly bugful future. If you care about ecological stability, then you need to start with bugs, because they're the most at risk with our current use of pesticides.

#solarpunk #I'm sure someone actually working in conservation can chip in with more detail but #I just notice that a lot of these solarpunk aesthetics tend to be full of plants but often bereft of bugs #and people tend to avoid them as a whole out of courtesy for people who might be afraid of so much as an image #but we NEED to get comfortable with them existing and being around us #we need to stop encouraging fearing and hating them as a bonding activity #and to all of you trying to do that right now even though you have a phobia: I'm proud of you.

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valkugo · 8 months ago

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#arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #viktor arcane #jayce arcane #vi arcane #caitlyn kiramman #jayvik #caitvi #like damn i didn't even have the time to appreciate it was already over i'm crying #anyway i can't wait for actii #my edits #gif #gifset

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synoicus · 2 months ago

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I was made to love you, and yet,

Inspired by this observation by a friend:

#andraws #bird #birds #pigeon #pigeons #columbidae #ok tags done time to yap #(first up this isn't a vent #I'm a ok! Even if it made me feel things drawing it #I just feel strongly about pigeons + how we domesticated them #thousands of years of domestication just to be demonized and thrown out #anyways I love angel themes & pigeons so this was a no brainer to draw #and it was a lot of fun heheh #it's also really funny how a lot of my favourite pieces on here are birds in yellow crying #anyways be nice to pigeons! That's it)#bird tag

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longsightmyth · 1 year ago

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#anyway I'm sad #I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him #and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately #it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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