#and if thats not satisfactory then i like to imagine that there was a force of painful chaos energy surrounding him

[hyperfixat]

hey!! I really love ur blog so so much rn! If you can, I'd like to request a neurodivergent MC? One that has certain foods they hate and have never told anyone since their family had forced them to try them since they were little? (Ex. Cauliflower, brussel sprouts, blueberries, bananas, carrots) and so, one day, when theyre all eating (at the HoL or just out) and they notice MC eating all but those foods on their plate? Sorry if this is a bit too specific, I just really can't write it properly for myself and i would like to have some form of comfort-

Anyway, have an amazing day!!

anon i am holding you so close rignt now this cured my writers block this is the first ask i’ve got in like two months TT 

i am incapable of writing anything not hurt comfort so there is some ‘oh man im so sad :(‘ at the beginning but yk if u said u like my writing i imagine u kinda expected this

warning for mentions of throw up and actually eating the bad foods :(

and yes yes yes i love writing explicitly nd mcs!! i added in another obstacle to the req; freaky demon food bcs thats always fun to consider. That way u can kinda make the demon food similar to whatever food u want in ur mind, anyhow, the words u wanted;

/

You push the pile of purple (purple!?) mashed… something from one corner of your plate to the center.  First you had to go to a strange demon school where all of your peers are so much scarier and larger than you and now you’ve been presented with whatever the hell this is for dinner.

You think Leviathan (Levi — it feels so odd referring to him so casually having just met him) was the one that made it.  There was a protein on the plate, you ate that with no issues, but. 

Urgh. This?

It’s your second night sleeping in the House of Lamentation and you don’t feel nearly comfortable or safe enough to get a snack on your own, especially at night. You’ve had such a long day at RAD and your body is dying for some food.

Disguising your disgusted reluctance with a carefully blank face, your grab some of the.  The stuff. 

Ah, nope.  You set your fork down quietly after taking a slow bite / swallow and grab your cup to drown the leftover flavors and textures.  

Luckily all the demon brothers seem pretty into their dinnertime banter and didn’t notice your… less than satisfactory reaction to the food.

Gosh, you don’t want to offend any of them, especially not so early on in the year you’ll have to room with them.  

It’s a good thing that Beelzebub is practically a food vacuum and doesn’t question the nearly untouched pile of. Well you know. Left over on your plate.

/

…It’s official. You hate Devildom cuisine.  

Is the universe playing one big, cruel joke on you?  What the hell is wrong with demons?  Why must the eat the worst things in the world?  Why… why… why?

Lucifer wouldn’t let you starve under his roof, and provides you with full meals and makes it clear what parts of the kitchen are free to raid (as not to take anything designated to anyone else).  You feel like the most ungrateful human in the whole wide world right now.

It’s been quite a few months since the start of the exchange program and you’ve been… getting by.  Okay, that’s not exactly true, you’ve been having a blast in most aspects of your stay in the Devildom.  Most.

There’s still the teeny tiny issue of the cuisine not quite fitting your tastes.  You’ve tried talking to Solomon about the Devildom cuisine and he tried to cheer you up with some authentic human world cuisine, but as it turns out his cooking is far worse than Devildom-style food.

Not to be dramatic, but you’re suffering in silence.  You get by, as in you’re not hungry – the demons you’ve grown oh so fond of wouldn’t let that happen.  They always seem willing to fetch you anything.  

You’re trying so hard not to hurt any feelings, because you love them and want to support them.  It’s just.  You want to throw up almost every meal.  (Barbatos’ little treats have been your saving grace – he always seems to have some yummy little snack on him.  One that you like and doesn’t make you feel like your throat is crawling out of your mouth.)

Most of the time the brothers don’t pay much thought to what you leave on your plate – as long as you eat some of what was served they seem content.  Even on nights where the meal is more nasty than good, it’s easy to just say you’re not that hungry.

This night was bound to happen at some point.  Your plate is uneatable.  It’s edible, just uneatable.  It’d be more humiliating to choke down a few bites than it is to go to bed hungry.  You wrinkle your nose when you think no one is looking and stab at the meat chunk.

Your eyes are downcast and you drag your knife lazily through the food.  It’s mesmerizing in a way, so much so that you don’t notice at first when Asmo calls your name.

“MC, is something wrong? Are you feeling alright?”  At this point he’s drawn the attention of his brothers as well.

“Yeah, you’re barely eating,” Mammon supplies.

Ah, the moment you’ve been dreading and hoped you would never have to face.

“Oh, I don’t have much of an appetite right now.”  Which certainly isn’t a lie.  

“You didn’t eat much at lunch, hon.” Asmo reaches across the table to put the back of his manicured hand on your forehead to feel for a fever.

You cringe, “uhm, well.  I’m.”  You fail to think of a decent lie quick enough – nothing you say will be believable as you mentally blue screen.

“Honest answer?”  Satan prods.

“I’m not the biggest fan of some Devildom foods.” “Not the biggest fan?”  Beel questions, “you dislike them enough to forgo eating entirely.”  

“I’m trying not to sound like an ungrateful jerk right now.  Give me a moment to word this properly.”

Satan scoffs. “Just say it.  Whatever you have to say can’t be worse than what we’ve put you through.”

“Damn, okay.  The food makes me wanna throw up when I eat it.”

Levi, the chef of the night, folds in on himself, face darkening with shame or embarrassment.

“It’s not a personal gripe, most meals have something that makes me feel that way, hon.” It seems your attempt to comfort him isn’t appreciated though, as Levi shoves his face in his hands.

Lucifer sets his fork down. “And why haven’t you said anything to any of us about this?  We want you to feel at home here.”

“You can’t expect me to be comfortable barging into what was at the time a strangers house and demand they make special accommodations for me, then once I was comfortable enough to say something I felt I put up with it long enough that it’d be odd to bring it up out of nowhere.”

“Fair enough,” Satan nods along.

“No? Not ‘fair enough’!” Mammon scolds.  “You shoulda said something to me!  Do you even like half the snacks I give you?  I spent good Grimm on those!”

Memories of bribing Beelzebub to do certain errands in the earlier days of your Devildom stay flicker through your mind.  “They got eaten.”

“MC,” Lucifer brings the conversation back on track.  “Let us know foods you don’t want to eat, we may be demons, but we’re here to provide you with a comfortable stay.”  You nod under his sincere gaze.  “Now, give your plate to Beel and order some delivery.  I’ll cover the costs, as long as you eat.”  

As you shove your plate across the table you see Lucifer pulling a shiny black card from his coat pocket.  He gestures for you to come and take it.  You walk to the head of the table and he presses the card into your hand. 

“Order whatever you’d like.  My treat.”  There’s a glint of humor in his eyes and you look down to see Goldie in your palm.

[undeadhorse]

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to?

naming an album for this. best experienced as a whole experience, not broken up. imo at least.

mort garson's Plantasia

alternatively if it Has to be a song... then im choosing to envision the whole world forced to listen to this song all at once... and i have to pick something that wont hurt anypony but will leave the whole world reeling. maybe like, Fair Trade Death March by Rent Strike? i dont think theres a satisfactory answer for the scenario i made up but thats a fun song to imagine everypony everywhere listening to at once.

[hanjizung]

Gxxd boy.

Hwang Hyunjin x Reader.

Word count:  1.4K

♡ Warnings ♡: SMUT; degradation kink, oral (m), name calling, language.

A/N: lil' something i had unfinished, i hope you like it <3

You were just hanging out with him, another chill friday where none of you had nothing to do after your online work meetings. A boring day, if you dared to say it. You loved being with Hyunjin, you loved him and his company. You loved all of him, especially messing up with him and pulling jokes on him, bonus points if you did it with either Jisung or Jeongin, his friends who were now also friends with you since you met them on his birthday.

So, what could you do to fight this boringness you were struggling with? ‘Put salt on his coffee’, Jeongin had texted you, to which you texted him that you had done that not too long ago, and he switched your coffees as payment when you weren’t looking.

‘Tell him he’s a good boy, he’ll get super annoyed’ was Jisung’s suggestion. And you thought, what could possibly happen if you told him that? You knew he liked being the dominant during sex, and you enjoyed it too, but outside of the bedroom, how could he react to hearing you say those words? You replied to his text with your own ‘thats a good one sung’ and decided to start planning it.

Getting ready to start making dinner, you were sitting on the table chopping some vegetables when he happened to walk by the fridge, taking a glass and pouring water on it. When you saw him drinking his water peacefully. The poor soul, not imagining what you had planned not too long ago.

“Hey, Hyun! What are you up to?” you asked him, standing up to wash your hands. He quickly walked to the couch, placing on the kitchen aisle before you sprinkled droplets on him with your now clean hands like you usually did when you had the chance.

“Nothing much, I was just playing a game. Why? Do you need help, something from the store or…?” he wondered, patiently waiting for your response. You simply shook your head, standing on your toes to sit on the counter and look at him from your place.

“Nah, I’m good. It’s just that… I miss you, Hyunie” you pouted, trying to act cute and making him laugh. He stood up, walking close to you and moving so he could peck your lips.

“Alright, I’m sorry sweetheart. I’ll close my game and come chill with you in the living room, how does that sound?” you clapped when he proposed coming to hang out with you, happy that you would spend this time together.

It wasn't like you didn't enjoy being alone, but sometimes you craved his company and wanted to be near him, and now that you were going to pull a harmless joke on him, basically just a comment, you didn't wanted him suspecting that you were weird, so the closer and happier you made him, the better.

After a while of him telling you how his work meeting went, you checked that food was completely ready and got ready to plate it, now asking your beautiful boyfriend for help, telling him to bring glasses to the table while you prepared the table. You saw him opening the cabinet and said his name out loud.

“Before you bring those to the table can you do something else for me?” you asked, sitting on the border of your seat (literally, just in case you had to run). Hyunjin nodded and waited for your indication. “Look up,” you ordered, trying to contain your laughter as he did what you told him.

"Now look down," you told him again, this time an uncontrollable smile on your face. He moved his head without hesitation.

"Good boy, Jinnie!" you finally exclaimed, clapping your hands and giggling. It took him a moment to process what you just said, and when he finally processed his eyebrows furrowed and he hurriedly put the empty glasses down. You knew that he would run after you to catch you and possibly punish you, but after all, it was kind of what you wanted.

Standing up to run, a short persecution started, and he was quick to close the door of the bathroom you had just ran into to try and get far away from him, cornering you and taking your arm harshly, pushing you in front of the mirror, his grip still on you when he next spoke.

“You’re going to be punished, do you know why, Y/N?” you nodded, there wasn’t any doubt that calling him a good boy was a mocking act that he wouldn’t forget anytime soon.

Hyunjin forced you to sit on your knees in front of him with the arm that he was grabbing, looking down at you from his standing position with his arms crossed. “You’re a very bad girl, Y/N. You knew that, right? My stupid baby, you just wanted to make me mad. Or am I wrong, slut?” Shaking your head no, you looked up at him, expectating what would happen after, wondering what his plans were for you now.

Uncrossing his arms, both of his hands travelled to his jogger pants, pulling it down along with his boxers and stroking his semi hard cock in front of your widened eyes. His large hand pumped himself gracefully, once, then twice and when it was fully erected, his other hand patted your hair softly, licking his lips before he spoke, his eyes fixed on you.

“Suck me off, slut. Show me that your mouth is good for other things besides talking bullshit,” he spat, slightly pushing you towards him. You licked your lips, mouth watering as you took in the form of his cock, the one you adored so much and wrapped your lips around it, making your boyfriend groan at the satisfactory contact of pillowy lips on his tip.

You kissed it first, one of your hands wrapping around it at the base and holding it there, waiting for you to swallow it to start working with what you couldn’t take.

Swirling your tongue, you decided it was finally time to let him deeper into your mouth, hearing him hiss. “Stupid slut, I bet you’re enjoying all of this,” he said.

Breathing in, you prepared yourself to be able to engulf all of him, moaning when you felt his tip hitting the back of your throat. Tears formed in the corner of your eyes, causing you to close them and fight your gag reflex as well, getting used little by little to Hyunjin’s size that was currently inside your wet cavity.

Moaning this time, the hand Hyunjin had used to push you toward him took a hold of your hair. “My dumb girl, so desperate for me to use you, you take me so well.”

Taking pride in his words, you started bobbing your head up and down on his length, hollowing your cheeks and using both your hands to massage him. You opened your eyes and saw how much he was enjoying this; his free hand was pulling up his shirt, revealing his toned abs and his eyes were closed tightly. You could taste the salty flavor of pre cum, and then his cock twitched inside your mouth, warning you that he was closer each time you took him in.

“I’m so close, Y/N...” he warned, voice shaky as he tried to keep your head in place. He breathed in, “I want you to swallow all of it, like the good little slut I know you are” he commanded, and after a few more strokes from you he finally came, his seed spilling a little bit from the corners of your mouth. He pulled out from you, reaching down and helping you stand up, his breath irregular and his gaze still shadowed with pure lust.

Helping you sit by the sink, he cleaned the excess of cum with his thumb, sweeping it across your lips waiting for you to lick it clean. You followed his unspoken order, opening your mouth and showing him that it was empty.

“You were so desperate for my cock that you had to call me ‘a good boy’, huh?” he mocked you. You blushed, but nodded nevertheless. He smirked, grabbing your attention again and giving new instructions.

“Let’s go to the room, then. I bet that since you’re such a whore you’re dripping wet from sucking me. I might as well reward you from doing what I told you. Come on, I need to fuck you until you can’t walk.”

[ao3feed-fyozai]

Wait... Is this f-ing play about us?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ltv6MOx

by LexBlack_28

[...]

"Everyone! Everyone! Attention! Attentiooooon!" Dazai forced everyone's attention by screaming on top of a table. "Before any of you try anything too satisfactory, the person that brought us all here wants us to know that none of us have our abilities or weapons!" He announced reading the paper.

"What!?" Everyone asked confused.

[...]

"So what are we here for? I imagine it's not to avoid dying with the rest of the world." Francis said and Dazai snapped out of the amusing scene.

"Oh yeah. Apparently, the person that put us here hopes for us to see reason and for that, we're watching..." He stopped himself.

"What are we watching?" Fyodor asked for the first time.

"Uh... Apparently our lives." That made everyone turn back to Dazai.

[...]

Suddenly, the situation gained weight. None of them knew what they were going to watch but all of them knew it wouldn't be easy to do so. Secrets were probably about to be exposed, and none of them would look at the others the same way they had done 'till now. Plus, this whole performance could be the winning card to one side or the other.

The war continued even in that closed room.

Words: 1830, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Port Mafia Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), The Guild Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Decay of Angels Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku/Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tsujimura Mizuki/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Lucy Maud Montgomery/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency & Decay of Angels & The Guild & Hunting Dogs & Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), holy crap thats one useful tag

Additional Tags: Crack, uh, I have no idea, this is literally the bsd cast watching themselves, and its pure crack and fluff so, tetchou and ranpo are childhood besties, sigma is working overtime with nikolai save him, gonna spread my sigma and chuuya besties agenda ig, Izumi Kyouka & Nakajima Atsushi Are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs), as they should - Freeform, Dazai and Chuuya are exes, and the port mafia brings it up EVERY TIME, tachihara has a fing existential crisis, cAlL mE dIaBlO, no beta we die like NO ONE SIKE I BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LIFE, oh fCK I FORGOT ODASAKU DAMN IT, canon-typical trauma, fukuchi deserved that punch:)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ltv6MOx

[ao3feed-sskk]

Wait... Is this f-ing play about us?

by LexBlack_28

[...]

"Everyone! Everyone! Attention! Attentiooooon!" Dazai forced everyone's attention by screaming on top of a table. "Before any of you try anything too satisfactory, the person that brought us all here wants us to know that none of us have our abilities or weapons!" He announced reading the paper.

"What!?" Everyone asked confused.

[...]

"So what are we here for? I imagine it's not to avoid dying with the rest of the world." Francis said and Dazai snapped out of the amusing scene.

"Oh yeah. Apparently, the person that put us here hopes for us to see reason and for that, we're watching..." He stopped himself.

"What are we watching?" Fyodor asked for the first time.

"Uh... Apparently our lives." That made everyone turn back to Dazai.

[...]

Suddenly, the situation gained weight. None of them knew what they were going to watch but all of them knew it wouldn't be easy to do so. Secrets were probably about to be exposed, and none of them would look at the others the same way they had done 'till now. Plus, this whole performance could be the winning card to one side or the other.

The war continued even in that closed room.

Words: 1830, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Port Mafia Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), The Guild Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Decay of Angels Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku/Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tsujimura Mizuki/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Lucy Maud Montgomery/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency & Decay of Angels & The Guild & Hunting Dogs & Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), holy crap thats one useful tag

Additional Tags: Crack, uh, I have no idea, this is literally the bsd cast watching themselves, and its pure crack and fluff so, tetchou and ranpo are childhood besties, sigma is working overtime with nikolai save him, gonna spread my sigma and chuuya besties agenda ig, Izumi Kyouka & Nakajima Atsushi Are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs), as they should - Freeform, Dazai and Chuuya are exes, and the port mafia brings it up EVERY TIME, tachihara has a fing existential crisis, cAlL mE dIaBlO, no beta we die like NO ONE SIKE I BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LIFE, oh fCK I FORGOT ODASAKU DAMN IT, canon-typical trauma, fukuchi deserved that punch:)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/37713400

[sophfandoms53]

So, does it feel sad Ducktales is gonna have its final season as its weakest? Granted I doubt it's anywhere near as bad as Star Vs's final season but still. Do you think season 3 sorta shares the similar flaws to Milo Murphy's Law season 2 where both focus more on the crossover stuff (Phineas and Ferb for MML and Disney Afternoon for Ducktales)?

As of right now I have mixed feelings about season 3, feelings that make me wanna say it’s the weakest (and I know I have said that before) because of the last batch but I do wanna wait for the final episodes to air in order to make a complete judgment because it’s possible only that batch of episodes are a mixed baggage and these last episodes will feel more like the initial batch we got at the start, and I still stand by season 3 having a strong start.

I don’t think anything could ever be as bad as Cleaved, that was so ridiculous rushed and poorly structured and god I hate thinking about season 4 of Star LMAOO, and I doubt the DT crew would give us a disaster like that. Will this series finale have some questions still unanswered? Of course, not every question is gonna be figured out and there will always be something left for fans to grasp onto and want to explore in their own works and theories. But I feel the show will have a satisfactory ending for the family and that’s mostly what I care about, a good ending for the McDucks.

That leads me to your final question and I’m gonna say there is that similarity between MML and DT. Once the PNF/MML crossover happened, MML became more of Doofenshmirtz’ show rather than Milo, Melissa and Zack’s, who are a really fun trio and i loved their antics together in season one, and that sucks but I understand Phineas and Ferb is the more marketable show and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Disney pushing for more PNF characters in MML rather than Dan and Swampy themselves.

But a crossover between MML and PNF was kind of inevitable, it was something teased from the start of MML’s existence so when it finally happened it’s nothing too distracting because it’s what you as an audience member expected due to all the hints throughout the shows first season.

Now with how DT handles its inclusion of Disney Afternoon characters, at least in season 3, it has the same issue with season 2 of MML focusing on Doofenshmirtz in its latter half. The crew has decided to shove in so many DA characters into this last season that the show feels incredibly crowded, and it was already crowded enough because we have a family of 9 main characters (Scrooge, HDL, Della, Donald, Beakley, Webby and LP) and the family hasn’t really gotten much content together in this recent batch, and in those episodes where they do its so heavily reliant on comedy that it’s frustrating to sit through because nothing is being taken seriously. I’ll get back to that in a second but making my way back to the inclusion of DA characters, at the start it was fine, Drake being a recurring character is fun, Chip and Dale’s cameo was kinda forced but didn’t really interrupt the episode, Daisy is fantastic, Don Karnage absolutely steals the show whenever he appears and we love that for him, and Jose and Panchito are always fun to have on screen.

The DA characters work better as recurring roles rather than main roles, and thats where the issue with season 3 is. Mostly with how it has handled its inclusion of DWD. Now lemme get this out of the way, I absolutely love Let’s Get Dangerous, it was a fabulous, well put together episode, I love Drake and I love this version of Gosalyn and the story they gave her and it is one of my favorite episodes of the season and the show, BUT as much as I love this episode, was this an episode we needed?

No.

We didn’t need Let’s Get Dangerous to move the FOWL plot forward, we didn’t need another episode about Drake, we didn’t need Gosalyn to be another new character to focus on, we didn’t need Bulba, we didn’t need the inclusion of the other DWD villains. We didn’t the DWD elements to have the family find out about FOWL and Bradfords betrayal.

The DWD elements are fun and enjoyable, but they weren’t needed for DUCKTALES to move forward.

Real talk, the entire episode could’ve just been 44 minutes of Huey being suspicious of Bradford and we have the family investigate him together and they find out Bradford is working for FOWL like that. We could’ve gotten that Huey goes crazy episode we’ve been promised but still haven’t seen. Can you imagine Huey being the center of an hour episode just the same as Dewey and Louie had? We could’ve given Huey time to grow, we could’ve had him lash out with the family not believing him and him snapping makes the family take him seriously and Scrooge agrees to investigate things regarding Bradford. Beakley could’ve been more involved outside of Impossibin, we could’ve seen Beakley’s panic grow the more new information came out about Bradford, the man she trusted to take care of her bosses company. We could’ve gotten some nice moments between Huey and his family.

But we can’t have that now because they chose to spend that 44 minutes introducing a bunch of DWD characters and aspects that are not going to be explored again. As fun as LGD is, it’s a waste of an episode slot as 75% of its content can be skipped if you’re trying to follow the show for its FOWL plot.

This show is at its best when the McDuck family is front of center but even this season the family being the focus of episodes has been rough to sit through. Going back to what I said about comedy, that continues to be this seasons biggest problem. I don’t know why but season 3 has been filtered to the brim with unnecessary jokes and side plots that exist for comedy reasons that distract from the rest of the episode. This has been present most recently where episodes like Phantom and the Sorceress, Trickening, New Gods, and Fight for Castle McDuck have jokes and filler as the focus rather than focusing on plot relevant things like, I don’t know, FOWL ACTUALLY BEING A THREAT.

I saw people saying, at the time, it was nice to have a break from so much FOWL plot with episodes like New Gods, Fight for Castle McDuck and How Santa Stole Christmas but I completely disagree with that. We didn’t need to take a break from a major plot that took half the season to really start and then only spend 3 and half episodes on it. The FOWL plot is SO in the background and that’s an issue I can’t get passed when season one and two found a way to balance out their plot lines throughout their seasons. Although season 2 has its issue with the Moonlanders but that’s a discussion for a different time.

There’s just no urgency with FOWL this season despite the hype and all these characters that are involved with it.

I really hope this last batch is able to fix the issues the latter one has created.

[cornerstorebitch]

Hiii greetings love u and ur blog. always. but holy shit why cant destiel die. its 2020 and it was dead the moment hets started shipping it because the show was about SAM AND DEAN. and the reason why j*nsen hated it is because he and j*red are obviously gay and together but I guess thats another gay conspiracy for another day. im annoying myself but yeah anyway just sending my support for ur rants with a side of criticism. love it

the content of this ask hit me like a slap to the face with a really cold fish. not asking for an apology but just saying talk about deja vu.

my thots on spn & dean/cas:

- the show should’ve ended after season 5, full stop. it was clear that that was the intention too i think when you watch the season 5 finale. 6-8 are entertaining but do not serve the overall narrative in any meaningful way. i did not watch past mid 9 but i can only imagine the same can be said.

- cas was written into the story with the intention of mitigating the incest shipping. he was set up to be paired with dean and then written in such a way to encourage this. due to the fact that he was written this way from the very beginning the writers were forced to completely re-write his character multiple times post season 5 due the fact that fans now expected a satisfactory resolution to their relationship tension & jenson was NOT about that life. not for a single second was he about that life lmao.

- i agree with your statement about sam & dean being the core of the show i just think what version you got of those characters was pretty dependent on who wrote the episode. sam and dean work as foil character so naturally it seems like it would be hard to fuck up but somehow... the show needed episodes that were mostly just them & i enjoy a lot of season 2-3 monster of the week episodes with them but as the show goes on it becomes sort of unbearable to be metaphorically locked in a room with them for too long & you Need buffer characters.

- charlie died as fan punishment, a fun new concept i’m sure spn didn’t invent but certainly perfected.

- spn wasn’t the first show reared in the cradle of tumblr but it was certainly one of the first shows to experience the full force of tumblr i think. it’s hard to describe exactly how much effort was put into picking apart and analyzing every last detail of spn and writing long plot maps predicting what would happen. especially post 5 it became sort of a race for the writers of the show to keep up with whatever the fandom had written up first. it seems kinda silly now with the show having gone on for so long but there was definitely a period of time where it seemed like dean/cas becoming canon was a real possibility.

it honestly makes me a little sad to know that the show continued on without the same level of fervor that it inspired before and definitely with a lot less pathos. the breaking point for me, and for a lot of people, was that musical episode in season 9 (i think it was the 100th episode) that just pushed the dean/cas baiting to what i would call a mean degree well past the point where anyone thought it was a real possibility.

[brightsun-and-darkmidnight]

Never play with food for too long

TITLE: Never play with food for too long

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Oneshot

AUTHOR: brightsun-and-darkmidnight

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being a soul eater. Souls have different flavors according to the emotion the victim has towards you. Your favorite is love so you woo every victim. But if you fall in love with someone, that person has control over you. 

Loki knows what you are, plays with you in attempts to control you but he ends up falling for you.

You continue (with or without knowing of his knowledge) nurturing the relationship because the more he feels the sweeter he will taste. Imagine you fall for him because he actually woos you…

RATING: M

NOTES/Summary: Female Reader is a soul eater and on the hunt for a heart wanting affection. She finds Loki who takes all the affection reader has to offer. His soul becomes so sweet that she wants to wait to consume his soul for a more satisfying meal. However, she waits to long and she ends up playing a dangerous game once she falls in love with him.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I used the songs by Billie Ellish to help my muse get this done. "Bad guy." "Burry a friend." "All the good girls go to hell."

My Ao3: brightsun_and_darkmidnight

LENGTH: About 1,700 words

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I just finished my last meal.

Thankfully love and sex tend to go hand and hand so I have been well satisfied. I looked over the ring before adding it carelessly to my collection. A lock box with dozens of engagement rings, I shut it with an annoyed sigh. This game was over but a smile pulled at my lips as my eyes caught my appearance.

Beautiful with a special glow to the skin. I never look sickly just a normal Midgardian at my most hungry state. However, after a good meal I look like a goddess. With my magic I fixed my dark cherry red hair into loose curls, makeup up with smokey eyes and maroon lip stick. I wore long sleeved mini dress and leggings with of course, heels. My black stiletto nails glimmered in the light. With a once over I was satisfied and had a feeling I was going to get a good catch tonight.

I looked around the city for a little broken heart that needed some mending. I was about to just go to the usual same bars for groups drinking their sorrows away. There is always someone there who needs a little affection. I just wanted something...different, challenging.

Then I sensed it, a heart yearning for acceptance in such a large amounts my hunger spiked with excitement.

There was a big blonde getting pictures with others and a breath taking beauty of pale skin and dark hair. I went to him with a smile of my plan pulling together. He was familiar and I swore I knew him. I kept walking to him and when he said "hi" to a woman passing by him with a weird look. I felt his energy dip even more.

I cheerfully said "Hello" while holding up my phone. 

He gave me an odd look but I felt his energy rise in excitement.

"Loki right?"

"Yes." He smiled with charm, "you want a picture?"

"With your number too." I winked at him and received a bigger smile. I got close to him and I was glad when he pulled me to him as well. I held the phone up and clicked pictures. He let me go and I choose the best one to show to him. "Do you like this one?"

The cocky smile excited me. "So much you are going to have to send it to me."

I gave him a coy smile. "Then I need your number good looking."

I got his number with a little heart, marking him as my next target in my contacts.

"Are you busy now or would you like to go somewhere?"

Loki's eyes went to Thor walking away with a few people. "I am free to do what you want."

I grabbed his offered arm. "Lets go to this cafe, only a block away, they have the best drink selection."

"Sounds good Darling."

We went to the cafe. Had a good drink. The conversation was nice and about how he loved to read. His energy was making me hungry but I held off because this was going to be so much better in a few days.

We agreed to meet at the cafe for a few days and then he took me to a nice dinner. Then more nice dinners followed with little gifts a month later. He was starting to put off so much delicious energy I could absorb it like a refreshing drink. He was the most delicious sweet energy I ever came in contact and each passing day he got even better. 

Loki was unique and I have never experienced anything like him. Flowers and chocolate for most of the dates. Sometimes a new piece of jewelry but every date he showered me with compliments. He was always a gentleman, opening doors and offering me his arm to walk.

It was another date night and we were in my place still since he was picking me up.

"Hello Darling. You look absolutely stunning."

"You are the stunning one. I can't help but appreciate how put together you are all the time." My eyes went over his form.

I gave him a kiss and sipped on his energy. It made me eager for more but I wanted to wait. His amount of energy kept me satisfied and kept my appearance glowing.

Loki had a dazed look to his eyes for a moment. "Your kisses are always breath taking."

I teased, "Am I the best you have ever kissed?"

Loki smiled. "You are the only one I will ever want. There is something about you that draws me in."

I gave him a smile back and gazed into his eyes. "Something keeps me with you as well."

Of course there was a charming smile. "My dashing good looks?"

I got closer to him and hugged him as I whispered in his ear. "No Loki. Its how much you care about me." Then I laughed lightly to ease his insecurities, "your appearance is very satisfactory."

Loki held me tight to him. "I love you."

A grin took place on my face in a victory. Then I nuzzled into his neck then up to his face. I talked into the kiss. "Let me show you how much you mean to me."

I pulled his tie to me as I kissed him. My hands went to his shoulders to ease his jacket down as he unbuttoned the front. His hands went to my hips to pull me onto his lap. 

His mouth was skilled as it worked along my neck. His hand went under my dress and slowly rose to my inner thighs. I moaned once his fingers gently stroked my heat. His mouth worked agonizingly slow as his hand but it felt so good. Not many meals took their time due to the crazy love instincts flooding their minds. This was a nice change and how much sweeter he became, I let him take his time.

I was a panting mess after the first mind blowing orgasm from his finger alone.

I felt as if I made it to the holy golden gates when his tongue got involved.

I called out his name in ecstasy as he kept a continuous wave of pleasure all over my body.

Once he finally connected to me it was nothing I have ever experienced. He was so delightful and I swore I have never tasted a meal better than this. No one put off this much affectionate energy. 

The way his hips rolled against mine, his lips attached to my neck and hands holding mine had me moaning like it was the only sound I ever known.

"Loki, kiss me. Please kiss me!"

His lips travelled to my face and I was upset this wonderful hunt was coming to an end.

"Say you love me."

I almost said the words.

No. I was in denial because there is no way it was possible. 

This was dangerous now.

I moaned as his hips started to get erratic. 

I turned us over and began to ride him. As I went to kiss him he turned his head.

I kissed along his neck and begged. 

"Please kiss me. I need it."

Loki smiled with a side glance to me. Then that cocky smile… "so you can drink my soul?"

I paused, no, I froze in place. 

Loki got on top again. "I knew all along. And now you are all mine."

"Thats not possible." A strained moan left me as he worked my body to another completion. The words right on the tip of my tongue but I kept asking for a kiss. I needed to have his soul before I admitted it. 

Why was Love my favorite flavor? It couldn't be fear? Being scared was known to be the easiest flavor. I feared nothing but this moment. I lost control of myself because I played with my food too long. 

Would it be so bad to have a master? 

Loki husked in my ear. "Say it."

He pushed me over the edge again and I screamed my defeat. "I love you!"

Loki's satisfaction was groaned in my ear as I felt full from his own ending.

I panted for a while as my control went to Loki. Now I was his to do whatever he needed.

Loki rolled to the side and I followed to lay on his chest. His heart and mine beat the same. Our life forces mixed together and both at his control.

I was worried he wouldn't let me but I stated the obvious. "Loki. I still need to eat…"

"I know but atleast I will know I am the only one you will ever love." He kissed my head, "I know I have plenty for you to live off of. Say you love me."

I smiled as I said the words and his energy flared. "I could get used to this."

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Game of Thrones Rant/Spoilers

Spoilers for season 8 episode 5.

TLDR: GoT’s inability to give us further compelling story to continue to develop character’s arcs has led to such an abrupt conclusion that simply isn’t satisfying.

So I’m fresh off episode 5 of game of thrones. Now I think its fair to say that a perfect conclusion to this tale was never going to happen. I don’t think that what has been built up for us for so long could be finished in a satisfactory way. I expected to walk away from the season thinking “Hey, I know what they were going for, they just didn’t have the time or fine details to get us there without some rush.” I would have been fine with that. The level of rush that is seen in this episode, however, is insane.

What I don’t understand is the complete disregard for so much that has been established through the story. Cersei and Jaime’s fate is to die in each other’s arms beneath the collapsing Red Keep? Jaime, who has spent the last few seasons doing whatever he could to be a Knight. To prove he is more than just the Kingslayer, but no. He still loves Cersei and so he will just go die with her? Thats really the motivation they give him? He falls back on his broken, horrible love of her and defines himself by that and his acts of hatred, disregarding so much progress he has made. It could be argued he is similar to an addict. For so long he managed to remain “sober” but ultimately he couldn’t help himself. Or maybe he sees it as his final act of Love to try to save her, and at the very least be with her when her life ends. It is similar to Dany’s story (don’t worry we are getting there) as a tragic hero who fails to combat the darkness in their hearts and succumbs to it. The problem with Jaime is this comes off his character arcs conclusion. He expresses his love of Brienne to her, he makes her a Knight and finally does something right in the world. He has earned his title of Ser Jaime. So of course he throws it all away, leaves Brienne alone and goes off to die with his crazy sister.

Dany, Dany, Dany. (See? I told you!) I understand she has been put through lose, she feels alone and unloved by the people she wants to save. I understand why the decision was made for her to go mad in her quest to rid Westeros of Tyranny. I think the reason it feels so unsatisfying isn’t the madness itself. Dany loses so much to the Long Night that was dear to her. She loses Jorah, she previously lost Viserion (whom she views as a child) to the Night King, and she has now lost Missandei to Cersei. All of these loses are things that could have been avoided had Cersei not been an issue. Her loses are examples of WHY the system that was in place was so broken, and the tragedy of her tale is failing to overcome these things and remain moral. She has lost nearly everything she ever held dear in her quest for the Iron Throne and peace, and she simply folds underneath the immense weight of it all. Thats an excellent tragic tale of a failing hero.

Then why does it feel so damn bad? And not in a “this well written sad story made me feel emotions” way and more of the “oh god is this really the newest GoT episode or am I on a youtube parody?”

It just doesnt feel earned. They didn’t earn her sudden character change. Yeah Frodo decided to try to keep the ring for himself, but this is after 3 books of him struggling constantly with the responsibility he has. We have been with Dany for 7 seasons previous to this, watching her grow over years into a stronger character than we ever might have imagined the first time we were introduced to her. If her fall to madness had begun in earnest in at least season 7 (which we do get some hints of to be fair, hi Dickon!) it wouldn’t have had to feel so sudden when she decides to burn the capital to the ground. Maybe then they would have earned their second Mad Queen.

What Dany has been put through since her arrival at Westeros could make any great person buckle underneath the pressure, I can’t fault the story at all for it. I just wish that her descent into madness had been a controlled one, and not her being forced off a cliff so she can land on the big “Series FInale” sign waiting at the bottom.

It feels like the creators of the show were shown the end points of the show and major characters and then told they have so long to get it there. They develop characters, work on advancing motivations and changing mindsets, but then realize they only have another season to end the damn thing and decide “well, guess it has to happen.” Like a little kid making a poster, they didn’t realize they were running out of poster board for the title until it was to late.

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“Save me” Chapter 2 - Connor x Reader

Disclaimer: This is NOT canon! Imagine it as a side story before Connor becomes deviant. I hope you enjoy!

Previous Chapter: CHAPTER 1 

“Hey, the kid’s awake. She didn’t bump her head or anything did she?”

“No. I managed to catch her in time.”

“With those scrawny arms?”

“Lieutenant, did you forget I was an android?”

“Ah, screw you.”

You opened your eyes to unfamiliar blue lights. A faint smell of coffee perfumed the air.

“Welcome back.” A man with a voice you recognized peered over you. He was an older man, donned with straw-like grey hair. The deep lines in his face appeared earned - you wondered what would have warranted such a tired appearance. “You hanging in there?”

“Her vitals indicate that she isn’t fully awake yet, Lieutenant.”

“Cut the formal crap would you? I told you to call me Hank when Fowler isn’t around.”

“Sorry, Hank.” Another figure appeared over you, this time it was a silhouette you remembered.

You remembered.

You flung forward to examine your hands. Blood was gone. Unfamiliar clothes. You looked over at Connor, who was the last thing you remember before waking up. What happened?

“You’ve been unconscious for nine hours, thirty-two minutes and five seconds.” Connor smiled.

You gasped.

“Connor, damn it, you’ve gotta get better at explaining things. Look, I’m Lieutenant Anderson, and if you don’t remember, the pretty boy here is named Connor, we work for the Detroit City PD. We tried to get you out of that crime scene last night but-” Lieutenant Anderson took a sharp breath in “You started screaming, then you passed out. It started when you saw all the thirium so we figured it would be best to clean you up before you came to, but we didn’t have any female staff so-”

“I cleaned you up.” Connor finished the sentence rather proudly, folding his arms behind himself. “I am not a caretaking model by any means, but I think you’ll find your hygienic state satisfactory.”

You felt your face grow hot at the sudden developments, unsure whether or not it was appropriate to feel embarrassed.

“Oh, do not worry. I am a machine after all.” The android said indifferently, as if he had read your thoughts. He then turned to face the Lieutenant who looked as if he had gotten lost in the conversation “When I informed her of who cleaned her, I noticed her heart rate elevated so I thought it might assure her to know that, I as a machine, did not try to take advantage of her unconscious state.”

You buried your face in your hands in an attempt to hide.

“Oh, God, Connor! Can you download a subtlety… App or something.” Lieutenant Anderson gave the android a hefty smach on the back.

“I will…” Connor grimaced from the impact “...Make a note of that.”

Lieutenant Anderson sighed and sat on the couch beside you “Getting this shit show back on track, can you remember anything of the incident that happened last night?”

“I-”

What did you remember? It felt as if everything up until this moment in time was a collection of static. You tried to shuffle through the memories, hoping to find anything.

But there was nothing.

“I don’t know. I can’t remember.” you whispered softly, pulling at the jacket sleeve you were wearing - It was Connor’s, the same one he offered from you before.

“Well,” Lieutenant Anderson paused while he exchanged a meaningful look with Connor “That’s gonna be a problem. There's a deviant who goes by the alias of GOR. We’ve been hunting him,” the Lieutenant looked into your eyes “but now it looks like he’s hunting you.”

“We were able to extract some badly fragmented data from a nearby surveillance camera. The android corpse from the night before protected you, although from the video, its motive is unknown. However it’s clear that GOR tried to kill you that night.” Connor suddenly grabbed your hands, halting the momentum of his sentence “You’re trembling.”

“It’s a lot to take in kid, don’t force yourself to remember all at once.” Lieutenant Anderson gave you a small pat on the back.

“I’m okay” you mustered all of your courage “please continue.”

Connor’s brow furrowed, accompanied with a few flashes of yellow on his LED. “All of the evidence we have - the android body, the video - it’s the most we’ve had for weeks. We need your help putting all the pieces together.”

“Lieu-”

The Lieutenant interrupted you “Just call me Hank.”

“Hank,” you breathed deeply “What if this GOR hurts you two for being by me? Like the other android...”

“You don't need to worry about that, me and pretty boy would never let some deviant prick get to us. Anyways, decide if you wanna help or not, but I’ve got shit to do. Tell Connor when you’re ready.” Hank lifted himself up from the couch, giving you one last nod before leaving you two alone.

The android’s hand still clasped yours. Did Connor even notice? Unlike the science fiction you read when you were younger, his hand didn’t feel like metal, nor was it cold.

“Does holding my hand comfort you?” Connor asked, breaking the silence of Hank's departure.

His sudden question and the soft tone that accompanied it startled you. “Y-yes, it’s very nice.”

A yellow light danced on his temple “I noticed it helped stabilized you at the crime scene last night when you were unresponsive. Although I am equipped with a module that helps me easily integrate and adapt to humans, I am unsure as to why my hand would have such an effect on you.”

You pondered how to reply, but felt unable to say anything but the truth “It feels nice to hold your hand Connor, thats why it eases me.”

A slight flash of red, to yellow, and then finally blue.

“I see.” he muttered before straightening his posture “Well then, you may hold my hand at anytime if it helps you. May I continue talking to you about this case?”

You guessed that was his way of changing the subject. You nodded as a gesture for him to continue.

“We’ve spent some time looking for this deviant. We believe he has ties to red ice manufacturing as well as many other android and human homicide cases,” Connor’s voice deepened “and also to reiterate, it is also confirmed that he is trying to kill you.”

The word kill made you feel sick to your stomach. What could you have done to make a deviant want to kill you?

“You are invaluable to this case. I can personally protect you if you agree to help us catch GOR. I’ve done a background check on you. You’re a good girl and I think it would be shame if anything happened to you.” his voice was sincere.

“A good girl?” You couldn't help but scoff “Connor, do you say these things to everyone?”

Connor tilted his head letting a brown lock fall from his perfectly styled hair. His broad shoulders leaned towards you, stretching his tailored white shirt across every muscle the android had to offer. “No, I’ve only ever said it to you.”

A foreign heat crept up into your chest, scratching at your throat, silencing you completely.

“Will you agree to help me?”

Memories of the bloodied android corpse ripped you away from the thought of Connor. Why did that android try to protect you? You couldn’t bear the thought of someone else - human or android - dying for your sake. 

“Do you promise to protect yourself?” you finally replied.

Connor’s face twisted in realization of your proposal “Is that android’s death bothering you? It’s just a machine. It can be replaced. I can be replaced too if anything should happen to me.”

You hated the way that androids were programmed to discredit the value of their lives.

“Do you promise to protect yourself?” you repeated yourself firmly.

Yellow again. Did a yellow LED light indicate caution? Weariness? Frustration? Perhaps simply deeper thought?

“Is that what it’ll take for you to help us with this case?” his voice sounded almost skeptical.

“Yes” you responded earnestly,

“I promise” he replied instantly.

Next Chapter: CHAPTER 3

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Oh my god hes licking my asshole- I have sex Tourettes. Do you think Jesus and God can tell youre not swearing AT them? he pushes my legs up and licks up and down, then just down. I can barely take it, stretched to maximum capacity for comfort, and even then hes mildly uncomfortably large. And it consists mostly of very short, hostile sounding 4 letter words.

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He apologizes for cumming too soon- I had to hold back my school girl giggle. He flipped me over and fucked me hard up until I told him to say my magic words. What a dear, sweet lover. He actually thought he owed me an apology after our FOURTH consecutive romp. Tell me you love fucking me. Ive got shit to do as well. 10/10 would fuck again.

I tell him point-blank Id like to see him again before he leaves, he happily agrees. We were unable to make it happen, he was just too big and we didnt do enough warmup, but I took about half of him before tapping out. He texts me asking what my plans are for the evening, as hed like abby winters galleries to grab a couple of beers and a late dinner.

Fast forward 24 hours. When posed with options like this, I always ask WHY NOT BOTH? I tell him Im going to shower and meet him at the restaurant bar near his hotel, he instructs me to bring my lube. I dont really do compromises. Or I could come over to his hotel room after and he could just fuck my brains out all night.

Maybe Id like to join him? In the time it took me to excitedly shower and keelhaul the warts off my body, my phone starts showing notifications of other interested men folk. The words fall out of his mouth and he explodes seconds later, to his own surprise. why end with a OR when theres always an AND?

He tells me I cant miss him at the restaurant bar- hes wearing a cowboy hat. (You thought that hyperlink went to the movie reference, didntcha? CANT TALK NOW, THICKEST DICK EVER WANTS TO TAKE ME TO POUND TOWN! Oh goody, I know what Im wearing later. Can honestly say hes a good one.

Test me, Ive got true grit. ) The company was great, hes fun to talk to. Cleaned up, its time for him to go he has things to do. As were leaving I ask how many Magnum XL condoms he has- he says 4. He confesses he doesnt generally have his lady spend the night because hes very affectionate and waking up next to someone hes spent the better part of the night pleasing, can lead to him having feelings.

We need to buy more, STAT. I feel like a teenager again. We talk about our kids, divorce, he tells me about his previous military experience, and what hes doing now. Rolling into Wal-Mart at that hour, with giant shit-eating grins on our faces, buying only condoms.

You think youre big, you aint big until you must have custom condoms. I get what youre saying, were gonna fool around and then I gotta GTFO. Sexy Ginger man with a good head on his shoulders and giant cock, somebody please snatch this man up quick haha or dont, and let him keep sharing that beautiful endowment with all the ladies.

Back to the hotel room, we barely make it to the bed and hes on me. Details from here are fuzzy, but he went down for ages and we fucked around in every position. Dont get it twisted; theres approximately 10 million condoms in my purse, but they wouldnt fit him. Remember, if youre hard to size on either end of the spectrum theres a UK company called TheyFit that you can enter your measurements into and theyll get you fitted with one of their 66 sizes.

We took a smoke break before trying www.abby winters yoga abby winters.com (linked site) again, and he tells me hes half Mexican. This perfect Ginger man is also a beaner. He was made just for me. While he was behind me licking and sucking my clit, shoving his tongue inside my pussy and my asshole, I hear the top of the lube bottle click. At some point I wore his Stetson when we come back inside, naked.

He positions himself at the backdoor and gently adds pressure until I whimper or tense up. Working together slowly, gently, following my vocal cues I take him to the base. Pushed to the hilt we pause. Its more than mildly uncomfortable, but if we take it slow itll feel great.

I can feel it cold and slippery, then hear him stroking it on himself. I swear to Kylie Minogue I cant make this stuff up. Im a little drunk- 3 drinks on a mostly empty stomach, Ill sit on your lap and call you Daddy if you want. He picks up the pace, we start talking dirty to each other. I have not been quiet at all during any of this, but now Im incapable of controlling the primal animal noises Im bleating into the bedding.

He was having some performance issues but was bound and determined to make sure I enjoyed our time as much as possible. I can feel him shaking a bit, hes going to cum soon. Its late, the booze and orgasms are sedating me.

Hes down close on me, wrapping his big hands around mine, entwining our fingers, crossing arms under my chin as he grinds into me. I tell him to withdraw slowly. I wake up hazily to roll over and his arms find their way around me again, hes a perfect big spoon. After several loud, amazing orgasms, he gets down close and pushes himself inside me all at once.

Rocking into me Im wrapped around him in my koala hug. Hes holding me and Im lost in it. I awake fully to him sliding down the bed, tossing my right leg over and burying his face in my morning pussy. Digging my fingers into his back and pulling his short hair, I dont want it to end. Im cold and reach for a sheet, he covers us immediately and Im back out like a light.

He slows down but hes plunging into me with the kind of force and quivering body that lets me know its now. Pushing my skirt up, pulling my panties to the side, he takes my box in his mouth and I hold on for dear life, staring up at the mirrored ceiling I get to watch myself almost cum in his mouth.

Morning sex was more passionate, and a bit briefer. Hes even kissing me with my dragon breath. We havent even hit the floor button yet. When we get to the ground floor we smoke together outside, recap our enjoyment with each other. My back hurts from how he so violently throws my legs back to eat my pussy while Im cumming, both my pussy and asshole are recovering from their respective stretching and beating, and Im walking on a broken toe.

We get dressed together, and he goes to walk me out but as soon as the elevator door closed he dropped to his knees. He tells me after two days with me, he wont be able to fuck for a week. God damn that was good. He reaches up, hits L, and continues his works. 10/10 would fuck any time. I am completely satisfied. This will happen one week from now, when he has free time again.

I scamper home to sit on frozen bags of peas, pound water, and cuddle all my pillows. tt/2i9A4Cy /u/DDfnord Link is directly to this story http://ift. This entry on my sex blog has hyperlinks, if youd like to see it in full I write on WordPress and the blog name is All The Dicks.

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