#and im proud of it :)

[coff-in]

Ok but big dick reluctant sex maniac andrew graves (wow I can't believe I just typed that) x reader with somnophilia. Reader waking up with Andrew apologizing, having already pumped several loads into them because he just can't help it. Reader's a deep sleeper, so he likes to keep count of just how long it takes them to wake up each time. He says he's reluctant, but he sure as hell doesn't look like it when folding a sleepy reader in half and going "Just one more time, okay?" Oh my god him doing this with baby sister reader and going "You can handle one more time for big brother, right?" He does so much for her and Ashley, the least his baby sister could do for him is to not let him suffer from his big, needy endowments nymphomania alone. I've been cackling through this entire ask I'm somehow simultaneously horny and horrendously amused.

notes from coff-in: HEHEHE >:) yes YES!!! i honestly like the idea of somnophilia (both consensual and non-consensual) like, yeah go ahead and use me while i sleep :)

[fem] reader-insert, NSFW, incest

it's honestly so hot to me imagining andrew pounding away at [reader]'s tight hole in the middle of the night. she and ashley are heavy sleepers so no one but andrew can hear the wet plaps of his hips meeting [reader]'s, his thick and throbbing cock repeatedly pushing in and out of her. the room is dark and air is heavy. his pants and groans are soft as to not wake them up, but it doesn't really matter anyway. he's came how many times now? three, four? it doesn't really matter as this next one causes [reader] to stir from her slumber.

"mm--" she gasps under andrew as she registers the insertion between her legs, "a-an--"

"shhh!" he cuts her off, sweat dripping down his nose as he keeps her caged between his arms, "shh! shh... just one more time, okay? 'm sorry, babe, 'm sorry. just one more and we'll be done." [reader] starts to moan and andrew fucking kebabs her on his dick. with every thrust, another glob of cum seeps out of her twitching hole.

he kisses her with tongue as he cums for, hopefully, the last time that night. her moans are swallowed as he overfills her insides again, his balls twitching at the release. they part with saliva connecting their lips together as he sits his cock inside of her, panting at the sight of his ruined baby sister underneath him. he huffs playfully and brushes a few strands of sweat slicked hair away from her face, "such a good baby sister, helping you big brother out."

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coff-in

[yeoenby]

I'm going to have passionate one-sided hate sex with Robert Chase while I tell him every single reason why I think he's a pathetic loser who never needs to open his mouth again.

[goat-fanatic]

destiel got married in the bunker with rings made out of a melted angel blade. sam officiated their marriage after getting a certificate online and 'Nothing else matters' by metallica played instead of the wedding march. they had a nice honeymoon on a beach somwhere and season 15 was just a bad dream that they all laughed off as the effects of wedding planning stress.

[jackie-monochrome]

Ok so going in order: the original screenshot reference from the film, my drawing using a biro and sharpie, my direct copy of it to digital (more or less), and finally my shape adjusted version. Which one is your favourite? I tried to make him look VERY menacing.

Maybe I'll improve the rock idk

[ruinedwithlust]

"I know how nasty you are" no you don't, times whatever you're thinking by a million babes

[darkbluekies]

I said I was obsessed with ships but do you want to know to which degree?

Every time anyone around me sees anything involving titanic, they tell me. They've given me magnets, stickers, sent me countless reels and tiktoks, and today my best friend gave me a coin with titanic on, just because they found them and thought of me🥹 my grandpa even called me ones and was like "there's a program about titanic this Saturday, why don't we both watch it and write down our thoughts and discuss them next time you're here?"

As soon as people see something about a ship, they assume i know about it. A friend of mine wanted me to help her find a ship during ww1 a family member had been on but didn't know the name of the ship.

And the most asked question: "diD you know tHeY SwiTchEd tiTaNiC and oLymPic" and I groan just as much every time

So i think I'm known as the "titanic" girl among everyone who knows who i am. Which ... isn't wrong

[soulstagger]

At this point even if I wrote a good au Jeanne, it'd still feel like all her words were poison and lies.

[stoopystuppy]

ewiwa weak nerd arms?

watch me suffer ☝☝☝

[starchaser-has-my-heart]

I've reached a point in this fandom where when I see a Drarry fanart, I immediately think of sunrose.

[goober-dyke]

You: Nay Me: Nay is for norses

[lovecatsys]

They're my responsibility! You are my responsibility!

[kidcanines]

Ace in The Hole - regressor reader & cg bruce wayne

x - x - x

—DNI NSFW—

The cold breeze from the open window gently moves the curtains across the wood floor. It flows across your face, a harsh hand landing on your cheek, managing to gently wake you up. Your eyelids open slowly at first, the drawl of sleep momentarily taking hold of you.

Eventually you manage to sit up against the headboard, fisting at your sleep crusted eyes as Ace makes a home in your lap; his red collar and the tinkling of his dog tag against itself all the more brighter in light of your nightlight. The moon is bright tonight and the absence of your dada from his usual spot in the bed is like a gaping hole in your heart.

With a start you crawl out of the bed, foregoing shoes, socks, or slippers despite the biting cold of the floor against the soles of your feet. Ace jumps out of bed with you, he shuffles silently- trying to grab something on the floor beneath the bed near where you sleep.

His well manicured paws against the finish of the wood help you navigate in the darkness- still, the dog has to catch you from tripping when you stumble over a toy of yours left in the middle of the floor.

You whimper silently- tears welling up in your eyes, but Ace nuzzles you- his soft fur momentarily filling the feeling of loneliness. It hardens your resolve to find your dad under the darkness of night, and thus you gently fist your puppa’s fur.

He leads you out into the darkness like the Knight he is- the door to your room creaks open- a shout in the hall of silent whispers which Ace leads you into. You can’t see anything, only guided by the feel of his well-groomed fur underneath your fingers. 

Eventually you guys come across the ticking of the grandfather clock against the wall. Ace sniffs underneath it for a second and you lose his comforting warmth. With no one around you whimper softly into the silence, a salty tear trickling down your chubby cheeks and plopping down onto your collarbone.

You anxiously shuffle from side to side- biting your lip and trying to peer into the darkness. You’re tempted to call for the dog, or your dada, or your nana, but then Ace is there again, silky fur a reassurance in the darkness. The glass case to the grandfather clock opens and Ace leads you through it and down a long hall.

The ground is colder than before now and you find yourself wincing at the harsh pebbles that embed themselves in your feet along the way. Still you follow Ace- the squeaking of the bats above you is not scary in the least and Ace’s soft toe taps against the same ground you are walking against offer a comforting warmth that says ‘you are not alone.’

Eventually your surroundings brighten up just enough to where you can see. The scraggly and jagged surroundings of rock fills your peripheral, but you zero in on the familiar smell of the man you call dada as well as nana.

The latter stands beside a spinny chair which the former sits in. You sniffle a little, the cold making your nose run. The noise you make echoes throughout the whole of the cave and two pairs of eyes settle on you- one surprised, the other expectant. 

“Baby?? What are you doing down here, love??” Dada jumps up out of his chair, anxious to hold and touch you. He speedwalks and quickly has you in his arms, worriedly looking into your eyes and moving hair out of your face before kissing you on your forehead.

You look away from him abashedly- avoiding eye contact at all costs and swinging your knees against his hips.

Nana quickly comes up behind Dada and grabs your foot- he tuts thrice before brushing the dust and pebbles away from your now dirty feet. Ace drops your slippers against the floor in a clutter of sound that makes all three of you look his way.

Nana goes to retrieve them but Dada has all his attention on you- patiently awaiting your answer. He prompts you with a little bounce and you move to put your fist in your mouth.

He quickly pulls your hand down and sighs- a quiet thing from the nose that pushes the cold air from the cave into your face.

“Woke up. Couldn’t find you.” You whisper into the air- it's enough for Bruce though. He cradles your head against his collarbone and begins walking up the stairs of the cave. 

“Al, get me those reports by tonight. There’s still cookie dough left in the fridge, right?” His voice is like a rumble through your whole body when he’s loud and you're pressed up against him. 

“Yes, Master Bruce, please don’t fill up the munchkin with too much sugar. There is still a couple of hours of sleep he has to get before he can truly wake up.” Dada scoffs in the wake of Nana’s warning.

The latter is dusting off your slippers, cringing at the saliva in the fluffy parts. He relents though, petting Ace. You catch the tail end of him calling the dog a good boy whilst scratching him behind the ears. You have to agree. He’s your Ace in the hole.

[apollo-ray]

simpppp 🫵

👀

[genevawrenn]

Sneegsnag is a cool creator who I enjoy watching the content of and I couldn't be more proud of watching him today force the hand of a corporation due to unfair rulings and an event that had several issues.

He stood up for a fair field and proper competition.

He handled the situation with grace and goodwill, never once getting heated but simply discussing the problem, identifying the issues, and making it known in a way that feels like proper vindication.

He was polite and someone I'd want facing me in a tournament.

If you are just discovering him now, please do check out his other content!

He has a whole catalogue of streams and videos on YouTube plus streams on Twitch regularly.

He is the proud father of a beautiful daughter with his lovely wife, and it's rare to find someone so genuine.

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

I’ve been following her since feb though and I’ve commented on her old stuff but she’s not noticing meeeeeeee

Let me tell you a secret. I didn’t try. Somehow I got roped into a convo abt her Halloween costume and she decided that I would be a good person to talk to about Eminem (I know nothing about Rap music and history never enjoyed it besides Hamilton) and well, here we are today, ✨Besties✨ idk what to tell ya fam. I’m not trying to sell her or tell ya how to lure her in like a cat on the street. Idk how to finish this off so-

[underatedwords]

unfortunately for you guys, im back on my dnp bullshit... whether i survive the summer break is unknown bc they are trying to kill me off 😭