#and it ain't meeeeeee

[itsrexxyo]

someone’s gonna pay for this.

[taylortruther]

put plainly, my inbox today is an example of why i stopped debunking. it's giving "i can excuse homophobia but i draw the line at gaylor theories" lmao

[stellevatum]

Tonight I think I may do something I'll probably regret later. Maybe.

[sugar-plum-writer]

GOJO IS STILL ALIVEE!

I am on the Gojo is still alive stock sure it might be DOWN -$1,000,000,000,000 But I'll still hold on to it because I BELIEVE HE IS STILL ALIVEEEEEE!!!! Call it delusions but....until the series ends I am still on that stock (T~T) my heart just cannot accept that he is dead hell my SOUL is still in denial...I will DIE ON THIS and as gamblers say! 'x' times a CHARM!!! SO I BELIEVEEEEE!!!

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Can i request follower!Narinder x follower!reader who's kind heart person? Like they always want to help other even tho they rude to them,and they forgive them eventually but Narinder cannot handle see​ing his spouse being disrespectful.

I want this to be oneshot angst/fluff pls thank you and have a nice day/night🥰

"How goes...your marriage..?"

"Hmph..hello to you too, sister." Narinder rolled his eyes as he sat by the pond with a bowl of stew, hoping for some peace and quiet.

But of course, ever since his siblings arrived into Lamb's cult and learned that he was betrothed to a mortal..he hasn't known such things.

He could tolerate Heket at the very least, since Kallamar was off flirting with gods-know-who, Leshy was on a missionary, and Shamura was reading their usual books.

"It fairs well. I sometimes find it funny.."

"Hm?"

"Shamura surely couldn't have predicted that I would become wedded to a measly mortal..let alone find myself in my vessel's cult. I was to sacrifice them and all of Lamb's followers. Yet when I ended up here..[y/n] was the first to reach out a hand and help me find my place." The black cat huffed. "When others mocked me..they defended my name day and night despite my past transgressions, willing to lookover the fact I once thought of them as nothing but a pawn in my game."

"You've..gotten soft..brother.." Heket lightly teased, earning her a scowl from him. However, something in the distance caught her eyes, and she tensed. "Go."

"What? Go away, you mean?" He blinked in confusion, taken aback by her command as he sneered. "I open my heart up to you, and you have the nerve to-?!"

"[Y/n]." She simply pointed, and he followed her gaze to the drinkhouse where you were trying to help a drunken follower stand on their own two feet.

While you could normally handle that sort of thing, something about it didn't sit right with Narinder. They were acting rather belligerent, babbling nonsense and causing a barrel to topple over, all while refusing to surrender their empty glass.

Only then he remember you were the bartender for today and were trying to close up shop.

He got up, deciding to let Heket finish his stew, and began walking over. His footsteps were silent as to not draw attention to himself.

He wanted to observe how you'd handle the situation.

"Please, go rest." You gently tried to urge the inebriated follower. "You've had enough."

"Don't touch meeeeeee...I ain't-" A hiccup interrupted them as their face became redder, words so slurred you could hardly understand them. "I ain't gonna..go anywherrre.."

"I'm afraid you must, I'm sorry-"

"Nooooo...I don't wanna be handled by some...idiot who slept with the One Who Waits!"

You froze. "Pardon?"

"Whatdya see in that guy anyway? He haaaates us all..he was..gonna kill us, right? And Lamby, too?" They grumbled, now sounding completely serious and irate. "Why don't you wanna be with Lamby? Or me? Or someone who isn't a monster...do ya hate us, too?"

"No, I don't hate anyone." You tried to reassure them. "But it's rude to speak of Narinder that way."

"But his stupid siblings..they...they hurt us so much because of him!" Tears began filling their eyes, their expression growing angrier. "Why did they have to come? What they did to us...was 'cuz of HIM! EVERYTHING is his fault!!!"

"I hear your pain, my friend. I really do. But Lamb believed-"

"WHAT ABOUT WHAT I BELIEVE?!" They raised their empty glass in a threatening manner, and you flinched, taking your hands off their robe in preparation for an attack.

But before anything could happen-

A black paw grabbed their wrist, claws digging into their flesh. Not enough to draw blood, but just enough to make it hurt and divert their attention to a certain angry feline.

"How irritating.." A trio of red eyes pierced through Narinder's veil as he scowled down at the follower. "I don't know whether you're more annoying now or when you're sober. You may scorn Lamb to your heart's content..but to threaten my spouse is a line you'll regret ever crossing. Now go lie down before I make you."

With a nod and a quiet whimper, they shakily set the glass down on the counter. And the moment he let their wrist go, they took off stumbling all the way to their shelter.

You frowned a little. "Darling, it's my job to lead them to-"

"They'll find their own way. Whatever they break can be fixed in no time." Narinder dismissed as he went to clean off the glass, while you plugged up the beer kegs for the night.

But as he rubbed and twisted the rag, he began thinking about what might've happened had he not intervened when he did..and it only made him angrier.

What if the glass was still full and they decided to spill it?

What if they threw it at your head?

What if they left tiny shards in your flesh and caused blood to pour down your face?

What if-?

*crack*

A sudden sharp pain in his paw pad made him wince slightly, realizing that the cup broke apart, a piece of glass now embedded in his own flesh.

Great.

"Oh no, let me take care of that for you, love."

He perked up at your voice, seeing you pull out a pair of tweezers and a roll of bandages from your robe pocket. "I can do it myself, you know."

"And risk getting more blood on the counter?" You pointed out the red splatters on the oak. "Heavens no."

Narinder chuffed, eventually turning his paw over and allowing you to tend to his injury. "Why do you allow them to speak to you that way? And being drunk is no excuse. They knew damn well what they were saying. They've disproved of our relationship from the start."

"So have plenty of others, including your own siblings, Nari. They'll come around eventually. I have all the faith in them."

"[Y/n]..they almost smashed a glass over your head. And I stopped them from doing so." He growled, frustrated at your lack of outrage. "You are content in letting such disrespect continue without punishment? Without consulting Lamb? If we cannot do anything about it, surely they can."

"I will let it go this one time. But only because I believe they won't do it again. I think they learned their lesson thanks to you." You simply reassured him, before you finished wrapping the gauze around his paw.

With a smile, you brought it up to your lips and kissed it, eyes flickering up to him. "You needn't worry, my darling. I am okay."

"...I'm not worrying about anything." Narinder scoffed, having difficulty hiding the blush beneath his fur. "I simply refuse to tolerate imbeciles who make obscene assumptions about us, thinking there'd be no repercussions."

"Of course, but in any case..thank you for coming to my defense."

"Hm.."

"Now come." You gently tugged him away from the drinkhouse, looping your arm around his. "I believe we have some farming plots to attend to. I promised Lamb I'd work on them in Leshy's steed, but what say...you pick out the seeds you wish to plant this time?"

Narinder's ears perked. "Hah. I thought you were about to tell me to gather fertilizer." He chuckled quietly. "You are too good to me sometimes."

"Well, I figured you could use a break. Come, come!"

And so he followed you to the farming area. While he could sense Heket still staring at him, knowing her grin was smug as ever, he didn't care about what she was thinking--or what anybody in the cult was thinking for that matter.

All that he cared about right now was vegetation would prosper best on this warm spring day.

[bambooshootssoup]

"Got a Date? "

-General Dating HCS-

Asta, Yuno, Nacht, William X Reader

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CW! : there's probably a spoiler or two?, it's just fluff and nothing else, Nacht being Nacht, some language mistakes

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- Asta-

- he's very good at finding places for dating? (One of his attempts to propose sister Lily)

- he could and will makes a whole rundown to make sure you could enjoy your dates with him

- "I should buy a flower, wait, there's a lot of flowers there- urgh..... Should I buy her a gift? But what does she like?.... Big sis Vanessa!!!!! Help meeeeeee!!!!!! "

- hold hands all the way (yeahhh!!!!!)

- the sweetest person that you could ever ask for

- he'll probably take you to the field full of flowers and make you run around with him or make a lot of flower crowns

- "here's a very pretty crown for my queen!! It's only made from flowers now.... But when I become a wizard king, I promise I'll give you a real one, okay? "

- Yuno Grinberryall -

- first, he has to figure out how to go on a date with you without having Bell, his Sylph to curse at your existence all day long

- protective hand holding (he literally grip your hand instead of holding it, but gently)

- dates are most likely spent at a Teashop or library, with him cannot get his eyes off you, he just blankly stares at you

- "is there anything you want to order? I could order it for you.... Oh, you got some cream on your cheek, let me wipe it for you"

- on rare occasions, he takes you to the Demon's skull on his village and just stargazing

- " Anything for you, my love"

- Nacht Faust -

- Stay at Home date are the best option if he has to choose, being a spy never be easy and always tiring, and he doesn't have much energy to go anywhere anymore

- at your home preferably (his house are too eerie to become a good place to date)

- a very good cook, he always helps you to prepare food, with a little help from his little devils (it ain't much but it honest work)

- and for the rest of the day, Cuddles and a lil bit of chatter, he would talk about his day and how he hates everyone (except you)

- "everyone is good for nothing... Hm? Does that include you? Don't be silly, at least your hugs are comforting compared to their endless babbling"

- William Vangeance -

- He's tired (2) , all of that office work could make him explode and you're always wondering how he keeps himself intact

- He could never say no to Picnic dates tho, he loves your homemade foods (even if you couldn't make something edible, like me-) , and what makes it better is that he could spend his day lay his head on your lap

- it's so relaxing and stress-relieving, the most comfortable place in the whole world if he has to be honest

- but there are times when he takes you to a fancy places, and literally treats you like a queen, he goes "anything for you, my queen" Mode

- " I wish I could do more for you, but those paperworks doesn't seem like it's going to let me go anytime soon, I'm very sorry that I always make you understand my circumstances "

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Thanks for reading ^^ and have a nice day~

[emotionally-intuitive-engineer]

DAAAAAAAAD!! SOLDIER LICKED MEEEEEEE!!

- BETH

???? Soldier, what in tarnation are you doin' to mah kids??

Yer lucky he ain't makin' ya do push-ups.

[gemini-forest]

Jayden: Kids. Bed. Now. I wanna talk to your father.

Leo: No kids, stay, please stay.

Jayden: Go.

Leo: Stay.

Jayden: Go!

Leo: Stay!

Jayden: You go!

Lou: *starts to leave*

Leo: Lou, stay!

Jayden: Now!!

Annie: *also starts to leave*

Leo: Annie, don't move!!

Jayden: You go!!

Casey: *starts to leave*

Leo: Casey, stay!!!

Jayden: GET OUTTA HERE, I'M GONNA-

Leo: DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE-

If this ain't them I swear to god

[tommyscurls]

My mind the past 5 days:

FLORIDAAAA

WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEEEE

I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday! 💃

ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY KISS OR KILL MEEEEE

So so long long lon lon don don

Fuck if I can't have him

MY BOY ONLY BREAKS HIS FAVORITE TOYS OHHHHH OHHH

This ain't the Chelsea hotel!

FUCK IT I WAS IN LOVE

Fresh.out.the.slammer.

Fuck me up floridaaaaaa

I'm having his baby. NO IM NOT.

You.look.like.Stevie Nicks.

FUCK YOU KIM KARDASHIAN AIMEEEEE!

WHAT IF HES WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH

You.look.like.Taylor Swift.

WHERES THE TROPHY HE JUST COMES RUNNING OVER TO ME

Old habits die SCREAMINGGGGGG

I love you it's ruining my lifeeee

[webslingingslasher]

um um um j?? my friend js introduced me to character ai help why does it feel like an interactive wattpad

also, i want a boyfriend (like peter parker bcuz i ain't gonna settle for anything else)

here's another update on my life: i was watching a movie with my family, and the main character does something frat peter coded so i say out loud "oh that's so frat peter coded" and i forgot that they wouldn't understand

j j j what have you done to meeeeeee

(help i'm running off of like 2 hours of sleep the insomnia is not insomiaing)

also character ai?? i'm perplexed

character ai? never heard of it, actually! ai scares me a lil so i stay away from her.

the way frat!peter has gotten inside all our heads... i'm so sorry.

[strawberry-selfships]

I DON'T MIND BEING YOUR MOTIVATOR, KID. I WANNA MAKE SURE SOMEONE AS WORTHY OF GOOD THINGS AS YOU ARE IS NOT GOING THROUGH THINGS ALONE.

YA AIN'T ALONE. ILL MAKE SURE OF IT. EVEN IF I GOTTA STRAP YA TO MY HIP TWENTY FOUR-SEVEN!

YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD, KID. I BELIEVE IN YA. WITH ALL MY HEART.

LOOK WHATCHA DID, IM A SAP NOW.

GHHHHGHHJGHHHHHH ..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE SO NICE TO MEEEEEEE guhhh . anyone who describes you as a grump or a grouch or anything else nasty is never ever right. you are so goddamn sweet and you prove it to me every single day. gahhh

THE..!!!! GHHHGH YOU KNOW I STRUGGLE WITH LONELINESS YOU ARE SO NICE FUCKKK

thank you so much mr. jameson you are such a godsend. I love you so much. aagh

and don’t stress it, you’re cute when you’re sappy x) ❤️

[f0xd13-blog]

Actually most black people have been advocating that it isn't just about color it ain't like jews who let them friends to their hate and then be like but pls accept meeeeeee me me me me meeeee mee! Nope

[ultimatexdetectivexsaihara]

@oopsiliedagain replied to your post “❥ "Shuichi! Help me!"”:

LMAO SHUICHI JUST TURNING AROUND AND SEEING NO ONE UNTIL HE LOOKS DOWN SENDS MEEEEEEE!!! 💀

​//he ain't even ashamed either lol

[peeniless]

Scrolling Tumblr and the greatest song I had ever heard just comes on my "Like Songs" that I hadn't heard before. Literally froze. Stunned. This is transcendental how did it get on here and change my life like this. It ain't even what I'd normally go for. This is banging. Peace and Love on planet earth OH THAT DROP I AM IN LOOOOOVVVVVE the drums the fiddle the WOOOO YEEEAAAH that lil YELP at the end WOOHOO the coarsd voice ohhhh what is this next song FNKAJCJSJFJKSKDJD call and response this is do soft

Mmmmm I love them small things yes I do man these absolutely BANG oooo I love old things most. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT AMAZE MEEEEEEE. The soft guitar. The softer guitar. The soft accent. The round song. The RIFF oh I love this. Big hat old blue jeans so true. I am in actual love marry me now nondescript two minute song. I'm gonna go cry and enjoy life more now see ya

[thelostcameron]

(This ain't me btw) GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT A WAY I COULD CUT MY WACK HAIR?!??? MEEEEEEE!!!! LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE SO PRETTY

[vancila]

smth wrong in brain or why else is my reaction to any kind of emotion crying