#and it's GREAT

[robotclownindulgence]

Ultrakill fans will post ship art of v1 and gabriel with captions like "In the absence of god it is your uncaring divinity i worship" and it will look like this

[wncestnoir]

i just read this line in a fic that said 'he doesn't think beyond sam' and bro. bro. that line—that’s literally the thesis statement of the entire damn show. like forget all the lore, forget heaven and hell and purgatory and god's weird little power trips. at the end of the day, it's just dean winchester with one (1) brain cell and it's shaped like sam.

like dean wakes up? thinks about sam. makes a decision? sam. goes to sleep? probably dreaming about sam dying and him failing to save him again. it’s always sam. his reason to fight, his reason to fall apart, his entire worldview is just sam-shaped.

he really built his whole identity around protecting sam. like you remove sam from the equation and dean is just standing there like a sims character whose last command got deleted. nothing else computes. he doesn’t know how to want things for himself, or think about the future unless it’s “me and sam in the Impala forever.”

sam is his purpose, his burden, his anchor, his cross to bear, his moral compass, his everything. it’s so much. he’s wrapped up in this constant loop of sam-worship and self-destruction and honestly? it’s tragic. and also insane. and also a little bit beautiful in a twisted soulmate-core way.

dean winchester does not have thoughts. he has sam. and that’s the show. that’s it. that’s supernatural.

[revvethasmythh]

help, my d&d campaign just turned into a survival sim

[aplpaca]

every martha wells book is like we are going to explore these abandoned/mysterious structures or so help me god

[authoratmidnight]

On one hand, I totally get the idea/characterization of the rest of Team Prime (or at least Ratchet and Optimus) being worried that Smokescreen is going to be a bad influence on Bumblebee. And it's fun and I enjoy it.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, this is Bumblebee we're talking about. This is the same bot that was not just down and ready for some illegal street racing with Jack in season 1, but was also ready and willing to sneak out behind his team's back to do so.

And then did so.

Bee don't need no help on that front lol. (if anything, given that Smokescreen was trained in the Elite Guard and did guard duty with Alpha Trion, it should be the other way around. Bumblebee is the bad influence on him lmao)

Bumblebee is a gremlin ok?

[swan2swan]

Kenji and Nonna hug more in this season than Yaz and Sammy do.

That's...nice.

[biggentlemenking]

I just... love wincest. It's kind of unexplainable. Or maybe it can be explained but I'm too dumb, or I lack the patience and will to think about why and how. I'm fine with just knowing I love wincest.

[morathor]

"I fight for the weak. I fight for the forgotten. I fight for the dirt beneath our feet."

Ashton Greymoore

[natjennie]

the thing about yonderland is that its so deeply weird and there's no explanation for it and there doesn't need to be. it's just a really strange show. and it's hysterical and heartfelt yeah but mostly it's like. what's the silliest group of guys we could come up with? okay now do that 50 more times. and also it'll take a lot of setting up and costuming and shit for a 30 second joke. and it rips.

[shredsandpatches]

Thinking about the fact that Busoni's Doktor Faust has a demon speed dating scene

[vimbry-moved]

I genuinely think the "sonic adventure" soundtrack, with its lyrics seemingly written with little concern for how they scan and without rhymes, was a big contributor in me growing up to enjoy a stream of consciousness music style

[myjollyfroggyfriend]

the funniest thing about cooking crush is that you never know what you might get from the new weekly episode. Maybe it'll be a ghost story, maybe a dead body, maybe a random tango scene, maybe a character strongly advocating for sex work rights (as he should).

you just never know.

[theladysherlock]

Volger's role on the team for the initial Sneaking Out portion of this plan to Get Alek to Safety is simply to Be A Hater. We should all be so lucky to someday find gainful employment in this way

[salternateunreality2]

Helpfulroth Casually Diagnosing and Enlightening People

I love Helpfulroth so much. So, so much.

Sephiroth is a casual life-ruiner. He would say "oh is your autism acting up today?" To someone who didn't know they had autism. And he genuinely just wants to help. Angeal and Zack walk behind him, apologizing and directing people to the free services detailed on page 7 of this brochure. Genesis sits back and laughs. Cloud is a bandit; he leaves leaflets and journals under people's pillows, and Sephiroth gets in trouble for it, but doesn't tell Cloud because he thinks it's a great idea.

President Shinra gets annoyed that suddenly more people are taking advantage of the Shinra benefits packages. He counted on people staying ignorant, but Helpfulroth is getting people to go see their doctors and request accommodations left and right.

Sephikitty: *walks up to a random third who is stimming and can't make eye contact* Hello, Abbot. 

Abbot: h-hi? 

Sephikitty: If you need toys for stimming or other accommodations, please let me know. 

Abbot, internally: WTF IS STIMMING?!

Sephikitty: *proud of himself*

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He also does this with LGBTQIA stuff.

Sephikitty: Ah, Bergman, I see you also noticed Hewley’s fantastic body since he’s been shirtless during training today. I’m afraid I must inform you that he is in a happily committed relationship.

Bergman: I DON’T THINK HEWLEY IS HOT. ONLY GIRLS ARE HOT TO GUYS.

Sephikitty: Oh! Zack told me about this. I believe it is Denial and either Bisexuality or Pansexuality, though I’m unsure of the exact definitions. Ah, I remember when I thought that heterosexuality was the only option. But it turns out you can be sexually attracted to any gender! Very interesting. Well, best of luck with your preferred romantic pursuits. *walks off, very pleased he got to share his new knowledge*

Bergman: *horrified bicurious sputtering*

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And some illnesses, thanks to his enhanced senses.

Sephikitty: Hello, Childress. How is your diabetes?

Childress: …my what? Sir?

Sephikitty: Your diabetes? You’ve had it since I met you? Your blood sugar is often spiking and dipping.

Childress: I don’t…I’m not diagnosed with…is this why I can’t drink soda???

Sephikitty: Probably! Would you care for some almonds? I will find you some almonds. *trots off*

Childress: *existential crisis*

[lexicals]

Quick compilation of our experiences with the new lethal company update last week, featuring a LOT of VERY BAD DRIVING