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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners
Me, a beginner:

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef#wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip#children of dune#dune#speaking of how hard it is to write smut#cannot believe these sentences get published lol
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I’m sorry too.
#arcane#viktor arcane#arcane league of legends#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#viktor league of legends#arcane fanart#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce league of legends#jayvik#i am coping do hard rn believe me this is what happened
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The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#elizabeth afton#dave afton#David Afton#cc fnaf#fredbear#fnaf helpy#afton family#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf 4#KEEPING yall on your toes it’s time for an angst comic#if I think too hard about Michael’s story I will sob#Michael is defined and driven by his own guilt/regret#mean everything he does in FNAF is to free his siblings#and also get rid of his father#and in the end decides to rid of himself too#I just gotta believe he just misses them#wishes they all could of had better lives#full stolen childhood#nobody can make me hate you Michael Afton
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not to be like both sides are wrong, and only i’m right, but i have been thinking about sabrina’s album cover controversy. to me, it’s pretty evident that she is going to be exploring her own compliance in getting into relationships where she gets treated badly or well like a dog. while manchild is a tongue-in-cheek mocking song that is all about how she just keeps stumbling into bed with these loser men, woe is me, there is an obvious irony to lines like “won’t you let an innocent woman be?” “i swear they choose me, i’m not choosing them.” sabrina is hardly an innocent doe-eyed girl. she is very sharp and experienced in relationships, and no one is forcing her to date these men. the music video further emphasizes this point by showcasing her hitchhiking into increasingly more ridiculous automobiles with increasingly more ridiculous men who all let her down in various absurd and/or violent ways. and yet the closing shot of the video is her getting out of one car and immediately running over and jumping into the next, continuing the cycle. so while the song on the surface externalizes the blame for her mistreatment to basically everyone but her, the subtext is all about how sabrina is the one doing this to herself. when i see the album cover of her smiling at the camera on her knees while a man holds her hair like a leash, i see a deep and very uncomfortable self-awareness and acknowledgement happening here. it’s obviously going to be dressed up in the shiny pop music veneer and sabrina’s signature brand of dry humor, but this is a very sensitive topic that most upcoming pop girls wouldn’t touch with a ten feet pole because it is humiliating to admit that you’re complicit in your own mistreatment and degradation. that you aren’t just posing as a dog, but you actually let men treat you like one. manchild isn’t just the first single from the album but also the opening track, setting the stage for what the album will be exploring. and again while on the surface it looks like your usual my ex is a loser classic fare, in actuality it is all about how sabrina is deluding herself about her choice of partners. “manchild, why you always come running to me?” she asks, and i’m willing to bet that she is going to be answering that question in the album, eventually coming to the conclusion that these things aren’t as one-sided as she initially presented them to be. from what i’ve seen, sabrina is very smart and very deliberate when it comes to her branding. i highly doubt she chose such a sensational image just to “appeal to the male gaze.” yes the picture is meant to play into that trope, but hardly in a glorifying way.
#i’m also aware of the fact that she probably chose the cover to generate controversy cause all pr is good pr but again#she has been so intentional with her artistic choices in this past year that i really doubt there is not more to it#people seem to have a hard time believing pop music can be smart#sabrina carpenter#man’s best friend
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The Doctor ans Rose watching the sunrise
- inspired by ‚Sunrise in Orbit‘ by Astronaut Alexei Leonov -
#Sunrise in Orbit#Alexei Leonov#The Doctor#doctor who#rose doctor who#doctor who fanart#tenth doctor#tardis#outer space#Its hard too believe how much time has passed#fanart#procreate#digital art
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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side
#m/cc#mine#I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges#and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like#a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with#there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example#or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone#*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have#I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side#for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others#for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me#and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public#and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist#that's why there's so much awareness happening for it#but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people
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hey just for the record, if you’re on r/ao3 and keep running into these kinds of comments on bookmark related posts — it’s not a good take. calling someone’s writing “slop” and saying it deserves criticism for being bad BECAUSE it’s posted publicly might seem like a nuanced take, but I promise it isn’t.
yes, sometimes us writers get a little too obsessed over a cryptic comment or bookmark; no, that doesn’t actually mean the solution is to say whatever you want in them because authors “deserve” your honesty. 
I know we’re in a touchy time for readers and writers, but comments like these are NOT kind, refreshing, or nuanced. they’re just kind of mean and discouraging.
#I need to stop going on that subreddit#because this is all I see#and it’s so disappointing #I know a bunch of you are on there too#so this is your sanity check#this is a bad take#it’s unnecessarily cruel#if I hear one more ‘well it’s the readers space!’ defense I’m going to start believing yall LIKE to leave mean comments in bookmarks#ao3#archive of our own#fandom#ao3 bookmarks#also for the record#I don’t think fics deserve praise#ever#but I do know what they don’t deserve!#mean and unnecessary criticism!#hit the back button babe!#private that bookmark#it’s not hard#morning rant
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percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.
nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.
yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/
also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)
#rick was well aware that jason's powers would go HARD bc wind/air is super versatile he simply refused to make jason powerful for plot lol#jason grace would've been the combination of aang and azula in atla just saying :)#does rick expect me to believe that jason's powers only consist of 'asking his daddy for one lightning a day 🥺👉👈' pls stop the cap#oh jason how much more appreciated you would've been on atla than pjo#we all know jason was suppressed bc there's this unspoken rule that he can't overpower percy in the series.#rip jason grace in another universe you would've been an unstoppable force of nature#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#hoo#hoo fandom#heros of olympus#heroes of olympus#jason grace defender
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Superhero! Bdubs design man me a sand
>Duration this took is the length of the entire existing soundtrack of Hades 2. Whatever that is
>Heavy inspiration was Chronos from that same game. You can see it in the hourglasses and sash design like his in-game sprite.
>Other influences: The Collector (Owl House), Pancake Cookie (Cookie Run), Robin Hood, Hathy + Lancer (Deltarune)
>Initially i was just going to throw him in a cosy generic nightgown with nightcap - there needed to be at least some sleeping (bed ref) element in the design. It leant towards something form-fitted for fighting. It feels more jesterly and trickster-like now.
#stufffsart#character concept stufff#bdoubleo100#bdoubleo#bdubs#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#life series smp#trafficblr#mcytblr#you can actually make any design believable if you bs hard enough. girl I just be sayin anythin
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A guy who just wake up from a coma -> what did i miss?
Pomefiore was the last plot i follow before real life made me forget about our silly boys. How bad has the plot become now for our gang? Also who is that Gojo looking guy?
anon, I am so sorry and I mean this in the best way, but I do think episode 5 is the absolute funniest place to have stopped following Twst because shit starts escalating SO fast after that. episode 6 literally starts with a secret government shadow agency breaking down our doors and kidnapping students. zero to a million instantly.
and like...that's not even the zaniest thing so far? Ortho's hacked into the collective human unconscious. there's time travel (sort of). "Crowley might be Malleus' long-lost father" is a serious theory. if you'd told me any of this back pre-episode 6, I would have asked for the link to this unbelievable but highly intriguing fanfic.
also, episode 7 gave us (and then immediately took away 😔) the best character in the whole story:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#there are better and very comprehensive summaries out there so i'm not gonna get into it with any seriousness#(genuinely a LOT has happened)#but let's recap very quickly#episodes 1-5: our friends' RA is a huge asshole! jack's sports idol is trying to cheat at the big game! who will win the talent show!#i sure hope no one turns into a monster and tries to kill us!#episode 6: a shadowy government organization has stolen our friends (and cat) to experiment on#idia throws himself into hell and then tries to destroy the world. we punch ortho so hard he grows a soul.#episode 7: malleus has an existential crisis and traps everyone in an eternal dreamworld#extended diasomnia backstory flashbacks reveal that silver is a cursed prince and lilia wanted to be the filling in a royal sandwich#somehow sebek is the most normal character and that's the real twist right there#every new chapter is its own wild fever dream and i'm so here for it#as for this gojo fellow#i had to google him because i am unfamiliar. but i believe you are referring to our dear friend scully (skully?) j graves#from that time we got sucked into a magic book (again) and then he got mad at us for being fake halloween fans#also he wouldn't stop kissing our hand. who says there's no smooches in twst.
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So no throuple?
#deltarune#ralsei#susie deltarune#kris dreemurr#I was just practicing drawing susie when this happened#fanart#digital art#kris deltarune#i like them as just really good friends but it's not hard to believe they had a crush on susie at some point
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sigh its me again
#dc#young justice#yj98#young just us#young justice 1998#tim drake#cassie sandsmark#bart allen#kon el#conner kent#impulse#wonder girl#superboy#robin iii#ceesar(t)#the last one is a panel redraw ish and i believe profoundly that it is peak comedy and i laughed so hard#the first one was made from a teeny tiny sketch i did traditionally
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Happy Father's Day! (in USA at least)
Also have a prologue fic of this AU :D
first / previous / next
(PS: 'Ants on a log' is just celery, peanut butter and raisins. Great kid (and adult!) snack, but Sanji ain't about to even PRETEND to put bugs on his food, THANK YOU)
#one piece#red leg zeff#sora vinsmoke#sanji#vinsmoke reiju#vinsmoke yonji#vinsmoke niji#vinsmoke ichiji#zeff be way softer here since i doubt sora would tolerate canon zeff's kid treatment ^^;#thanks for waiting for updates btw!#been sick and having to catch up on vo related stuff before fun stuff#also doing a lot for the vinsmoke art collab#can't believe i managed to do this all in one day#funny side note i originally put 'in N. America' instead of 'USA'#since i've been learning spanish and trying really hard to properly pronounce norteamericano#I SOUND LIKE I'M LISPING IT'S SO HARD TT_TT
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some v quick moon doodles before bed :) i colorpicked the palette i was using last year but honestly idk that i fuck w/ it anymore so. might change it up next time i draw him
#dca#dca fandom#fnaf dca#dca community#kaiju crafts#i still believe hat brim = eyebrows goes hard#used slightly different proportions than my usual style. v fun#these were so tiny on my canvas btw so the quality is kinda scuffed
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