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ao3 author’s notes I find in the wild ?/?

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I just want a fic where Bruce “petty is my middle name” Wayne sleeps with everyone except the person he actually likes because he’s in grade A+ denial and thinks he’s just in some weird sort of rivalry with Clark.

cue Bruce sleeping with Lois, Clark’s other friends, etc and Clark being so fucking confused. And pissed off. And kind of…jealous?

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sometimes I worry that my writing is OOC but then I remember that someone at DC decided that Bruce Wayne should hit his fucking kids, and then I feel slightly better

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Covert Superbat that Bruce and Clark manage to hide from all 67 of his kids who suspect but can’t prove anything…..mhm delicious

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Superbat is like that one couple you never see in the same place at the same time. Absolutely impressive on their own, but infinitely more powerful on the rare occasions they stand as a unit and stare at you with the same disapproving, disappointed look.

Hal knows he’s in trouble when Superman holds him back after the mission. Hal shits his pants when Batman flies in from Earth just to join him.

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“do you love batman the way you love mom?”

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“Ew, this fic is kinda gross.”

“Why are you on chapter 17 then?”

“Hm?”

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Bruce is absolutely the parent who goes “I don’t care if you date, Tim, but — Superboy???”

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Thus ends another challenge from @lurkinglurkerwholurks (by challenge I mean we all decided we should write something and I blame @audreycritter)

The prompt? Clark covered in blood. Absolutely drenched.

Fics are below.

good in red (by me, TheResurrectionist)

It might be your wound, but they’re my sutures by @lurkinglurkerwholurks

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reasons why the JL thinks Superman doesn’t use the communal showers on the Watchtower:

protecting his secret identity

having sex with Batman in a private shower somewhere

he’s shy

Actual reason why Superman doesn’t use the communal showers:

packing schmeat and doesn’t want to talk about it

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THE BATMAN (2022) ↳ ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN

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Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jason Todd & Martha Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Martha Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Ghosts, Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU), Implied/Referenced Character Death, Crack Treated Seriously, Yiddish, BAMF Martha Wayne, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Grandmothers, did I make martha a jewish mom in this? yes and no one can stop me, Hurt/Comfort, jason sees ghosts and is like huh cool, Gotham City being fictional new york for my intents and purposes, Not Beta Read, Jewish Batfamily, Jewish Bruce Wayne, Aftermath of Violence, Family Feels, ghost martha facilitating batfamily reconciliation, my mom hates mayim bialik, so this is based on her, sorry mayim bialik, References to Drugs, Jason Todd is smart, BAMF Jason Todd, Case Fic, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Identity Porn Series: Part 2 of dead man’s party Summary:

The “seeing ghosts” thing didn’t really bother him.

Jason could do without the constant mother-henning from one in particular, though.

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Harley Quinn is just that one friend of yours you knew in college but she has a weird boyfriend and every now and then she shows up for drinks like “can you believe him” but never leaves him even when he hurts her and cuts her off from friends and you slowly cut her off even though you feel bad for her because she’s never leaving him, okay?

So I like to think she periodically shows up at the Cave like

“Heya Bruce, you won’t believe what—”

“Don’t tell me.”

“I didn’t even say—”

“Not. Listening.”

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Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jason Todd & Martha Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Martha Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Ghosts, Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU), Implied/Referenced Character Death, Crack Treated Seriously, Yiddish, BAMF Martha Wayne, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Grandmothers, did I make martha a jewish mom in this? yes and no one can stop me, Hurt/Comfort, jason sees ghosts and is like huh cool, Gotham City being fictional new york for my intents and purposes, Not Beta Read, Jewish Batfamily, Jewish Bruce Wayne, Aftermath of Violence, Family Feels, ghost martha facilitating batfamily reconciliation, my mom hates mayim bialik, so this is based on her, sorry mayim bialik, References to Drugs, Jason Todd is smart, BAMF Jason Todd, Case Fic, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Identity Porn Series: Part 2 of dead man's party Summary:

The “seeing ghosts” thing didn’t really bother him.

Jason could do without the constant mother-henning from one in particular, though.

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me, examining a kinktober 2021 collection on ao3 like it’s a fine wine: mhm, 2021. that was a good year.

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relatable author’s notes I find in the wild part ?/?

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Covert Superbat that Bruce and Clark manage to hide from all 67 of his kids who suspect but can’t prove anything…..mhm delicious