#and it's like !!!!!!!!!!

[useragarfield]

✩ FAVORITE CHARACTER MEME ✩ ↬ three emotions: sadness [2/3]

[oifaaa]

I personally believe jumping should just be a baseline function in all video games if I'm controlling a little man on a screen I want to make him jump god damn it

[il3x]

you can really tell that the cosmere is just magic physics by how every post about cosmere mechanics/realmatic theory starts off with "Firstly, assume that..."

[itswhatyougive]

Steve's breathy little "Easy, easy...." said whilst Eddie is climbing up the blanket rope lives rent-free in my head

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

I wonder what it is about breaking up with someone and starting new that I find so upsetting. I realize that people also find break ups heartbreaking, but I know I take it to an extreme. I've never liked the idea of having different partners throughout my life. The idea of having an ex has always been something I hated. The type of breakup didn't matter to me. That is to say whether we ended on good or bad terms didn't make the idea of ending a relationship better to me. I'm not trying to be pretentious about it, I'm just being fr about a sentiment I've held for as long as I can remember. I've never been the type of person who enjoyed the idea of hook ups or casual dating. For better or worse, I've always held the belief that romantic relationships should be all in and serious from the beginning.

I think this feeling is definitely exacerbated by the fact that I've been passed up for another person before so I know what it's like to have someone "move on" from you, and it genuinely sucks like all fucking hell lmao. So the idea of "moving on" and being with someone else has been incredibly tarnished for me.

[fluffy-ami]

bitches when they're desperate and want to tickle/be tickled by a fictional character:

(I'm bitches)

[strqyr]

it's so funny how ozpin treats giving the branwen twins the ability to shapeshift almost like a joke—it sounds ridiculous saying it out loud, right? :)—but when weiss confirms it's actually true after rnjr's disbelief bc they saw raven shapeshift, this is what his (and qrow's) expression looks like:

like what's with that look. is it any wonder yang thought something was wrong with it when you look like that. couldn't look much guiltier even if you tried.

[imma-triple-a-battery]

um

so

hijikata in a historically accurate shinsengumi uniform anyone?

[palmtreepalmtree]

As a side note to the long post about Sex and the City, the thing that surprises me most on re-watch are the shockingly weak needle-drops (as the kids call it). The music is so forgettable and occasionally ill-timed.

You can tell by season four that the show was finally enjoying that HBO money, but the music is still really odd and occasionally off-putting. Maybe I need something from the same era to fairly compare it, but yeah... I don't love it.

[dotpyenji]

commission for @floppyearsrcute on twitter

[cptjoey]

there's a certain feeling of dread when you get diagnosed with a chronic disorder/disease/illness that i cant adequately put into words. like... damn. this is here forever, huh?

[oifaaa]

Maybe Jason should just die again like if it's the only way to actually get people to start including Cass and Duke in their batfamily stuff then fuck him let my boy die he'd understand its for a good cause

[themildestofwriters]

Me: "Homelander is an actor."

Some bozo: "Ugh??? Are you stupid??? Homelander's a fictional character played by Antony Starr!!! Is this a joke???"

Me, staring at Homelander's page on The Boys fandom wiki:

Me: "No. I mean, Homelander is canonically an actor. He's very good at acting. Do you think he was portraying his most genuine self when he lied his ass off about the plane crash? No! He was acting.

"There is Antony Starr, the real life actor who plays Homelander, the fictional character who plays The Homelander, the fictional character's fictional all-American heroic persona which he (Homelander) displays not just on camera but when out in public.'

"His annual birthday save is not Homelander, himself, going out to rescue someone. It is Homelander playing the part of The Homelander going out to save someone as a publicity stunt."

[melancholia-ennui]

my tolerance for generational bullshit has officially reached zero. you literally do not need to make fun of kids. I was a stupid cringy teenager once and you were too. get your head out of your own arse. let people enjoy things, and if there's a cool thing you know about that you don't think they will, maybe instead of reaching immediately for "haha kids so stupid they don't recognise thing that was popular before they were born" you could try just sharing that thing with them. maybe try teaching rather than teasing, y'know?

[release-the-mccracken]

People really do just say anything on Twitter because I saw someone genuinely post "isn't it crazy that nobody in Fall Out Boy has brown eyes?" And genuinely meant it.

Like, I think there's somebody you're forgetting.

[desos-records]

Scooby Doo Episodes and did the villain actually commit a crime - Scooby Doo Where Are You! S1

What a Night for a Knight - theft and kidnapping

A Clue for Scooby-Doo - theft

Hassle in the Castle - no

Mine Your Own Business - no

Decoy for a Dognapper - theft

What the Hex Is Going On - kidnapping

Never Ape an Ape Man - attempted murder

Foul Play in Funland - no

The Backstage Rage - counterfeit currency 

Bedlam at the Big Top - attempted murder

A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts - theft

Scooby Doo and a Mummy, Too - breaking and entering

Which Witch is Which? - theft

Go Away Ghost Ship - no

Spooky Space Kook - no

A Night of Fright Is No Delight - no

That’s Snow Ghost - theft