#and it's so funny i can't even 😂

[shrinkthisviolet]

question time! what is the silliest shenanigan Morgan and Barry have gotten up to together? lol

Ooh I love this question! And this answer will probably change as they get into more shenanigans throughout the AU, but I think currently, the silliest one on my mind is circa s3, when Morgan changes Barry's ringtone to the Little Einstein's theme song 😂

Barry says he'll never give her his phone again after that...so one day, when Morgan's visiting the Westallen loft and Barry's in the shower, Iris looks the other way while Morgan steals Barry's phone and records a very British-esque voicemail on it:

“You’ve reached the voicemail of Bartholomew Henry Allen. I’m afraid I can’t attend to your call right now, but maybe in a million, bajillion years.”

Team Flash, of course, immediately clocks what happened. Unfortunately, Barry also takes business calls on that phone, and a certain British CSI's first introduction to Barry...is by calling him and hearing this voicemail.

Julian is then subsequently disappointed when it turns out Barry Allen is not, in fact, British 😂 but really, that's on him for believing it was really Barry. Morgan was partly raised by a Brit, but her British accent is barely passable on a good day (being raised by Tina taught her British slang, but not the accent very well), and undeniably female.

(Barry, of course, never realizes anything happened until Julian says something, because no one else says a word—they all think it's hilarious 😂)

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[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

Was checking Tramway Engines for one of the asks and remembered this, I've meant to post it for ages. What an insight to the engine/driver dynamic. Into the engine/driver code, even:

"I warned her," fumed Toby. "I told her just where to stop. 'I can manage,' she said, and called me an old fusspot." "She's young yet," soothed his Driver, "and..." "She can manage her trucks herself." "They're your trucks really," his Driver pointed out. "Mavis isn't supposed to come down here. If the Fat Controller..." "You wouldn't tell, would you?" "Of course not." "Well then..." "But," his Driver went on, "if we don't help clear the line, he'll soon know all about it, and so shall we!" "Hm! Yes!" said Toby thoughtfully.

[vanilkaplays]

[imitates Astarion's voice poorly] I'm a magistrate back in the city - it's all rather tedious.

Bonus:

[torgawl]

this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

[flyingfabio]

since fabio posted that pic today i'm getting these out of the drafts

[ostropest]

LMAOOOOO

[evostrashbin]

The feeling when your silly 30 minute sketch outperforms the full render art that you actually put effort into

[cuubism]

dream in episode 8: time for me to be an unmitigated dick to everyone i encounter 🥰

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

...

[ezralva]

I mean...when your obsession feelings and thoughts towards your male childhood friend is already at this level, shouldn't you consider your orientation a little bit?

[astarkey]

This is the worst fucking day ever hearing that my dog isn’t going to live any longer because they found a tumor in her liver, and now we have to make the decision to either put her to sleep or let her pass on her own...

[jumpols-nostrils]

Speaking of Be my Favorite:

I went into this, with little expectations, right? But! I actually like Krist. Not as a fan, but I've seen him in Sotus so far and he was good.

So I was actually looking forward to see him in another role, see what he can do as an actor. But when I saw his character just being quiet and miserable, I denied myself all hope that he would get a chance to do much with it (tho he was already very convincingly autistic! I loved that).

And man, was I wrong. It's been a long time since I've seen a character loose the plot that fast lmao.

And Krist is amazing! Absolutely convinced of the lunatic he seems supposed to be when he thinks he's dreaming and not gaining power over time. xD

[ageless-aislynn]

“So that’s our new Number Six.” “WORT WORT WORT”

🤣🤣🤣

[jasonsthunderthighs]

I was on the phone with Tobin, talkin' bout how my great uncle died and how at his (Tobin’s) funeral, BEFORE, he's goin to tell EVERYBODY that I'm GOIN to say “Well, there goes a real sack of crap!” AT the funeral and to NOT get mad when I do say that

His words, “Mel’s threatened to say ‘there goes a real sack of crap!’ at the funeral, so DON'T get mad when they do!”

Followed by, “Can you IMAGINE how mad everybody would get after you said that?”

He's 53 and STILL ‘members the time I told him when he was in his 30s that I WAS GOIN TO SAY THAT WHEN HE DIES AT HIS FUNERAL

Like holy shit, this is one of the moments you KNOW that we're related

[crunchworldsupreme]

Incredibly Funny Baby I saw at the Doctor's Office / Feb 2023

[adore-gregor]

Heyy