#and kinda gross imo

[jaredthebc]

Just a quick friendly reminder that when a company says their chickens are “free range” chances are they really mean “we meet the bare minimum legal requirement of giving the chickens a very small space to walk around in” cause they don’t give a damn about the chicken’s life, they just want a fancy label to put on their packaging so well meaning but not well informed people choose them to buy from

I can’t say a perfect alternative, I just want people to know that the label doesn’t really do much but say the chickens had the bare minimum rather than hell. I’m not against eating chickens or anything (hell, I own chickens, but that doesn’t stop me from eating chicken nuggets) but I do feel it’s worth bringing up so people know

[lizardinkart]

With the heavy caveat that I know people put their heart and soul into this show, having watched 6 seasons of this shit now, The Dragon Prince is just this to me

I root for this show as if it was my child’s little league team playing against the Dodgers. Like, they have the spirit, certainly. Can they actually hit a fastball going over 100mph? I think not.

[radioisntdead]

I want a pomegranates

[girlbob-boypants]

Someone made a Bayonetta cosplay with the new Ember heirloom so maybe I do like the skin actually

[sunshineboy-greer-collins]

New Guy BA:

Guy: “flesh is a really gross word, can we talk about that? it is way worse than moist. thoughts?”

Honey (just my first reaction tbh): “and prayers because you, sir, are absolutely wrong”

[hauntedtotem]

I think the biggest red flag for me regarding the hopelesspeaches and lio convoy stuff, their entire group (especially lio) has near identical speech patterns and dynamics as my mom's online friend group. Which is less of a red flag and more of a raging wildfire tbh

[slender-wannabe]

so my sister is like a hardcore christian right and last time we hung out she talked about how she heard this story of miraculous weight loss and how this person lost like 100lbs on the spot and it just like melted off of them. and i think she was insinuating that she was praying for that to happen to me because she knows how long i've been struggling with this. and i was just like look sis if i drop a ton of weight it's because i busted my ass for months not because of some miracle prayer 🥴 lmao

[katarafirelady]

frankly, the elf that burned that architect lady should also have had to stand trial... just because someone wrecks something of yours (even something of sacred/ritual importance) doesnt give you the right to assault and potentially permanently disfigure them... The elf should have reported her to jenai/the prince/whoever the authority on these sorts of matters would be... also, he should have lit the flame outside of the camp to begin with, and when she pointed out that he was literally endangering the lives of everyone else there he should have offered to move it outside the camp.

[cld-n]

it’s weird to point out how hot you think someone is for respecting/supporting their partner who is not you js

[kanvasal]

I was going to share this here because of the name (I mean, he did make them the right size and shape...), but honestly I listened to it and was like "damn, that's actually nice"

Ok so I just looked at the album this is from to see if this was a shortened version of a full song (it isn't) and saw that they also had songs called things like "Wwhy Do They Call It A Oven When You Of In The Cold Food And Of Out The Hot Food" and "Fucked Up in the Crib Drinkin' Doctor Bob" and these are all videos that I would click on. The worms one is my favorite tho

[kittycomrade]

I dying sen help

[junipeach]

Sasuke Saturday help me now

[whose-lozerrr]

what about denying Bachira (+ whoever) his kisses because readers lips are chapped

(No pressure ofc!)

🪷-anon

Summary: Denying kisses from bllk boys because of your chapped lips

Characters: Bachira, Rin, Chigiri, Isagi, Nagi

Genre: Fluff <3

AN: I'm so so sorry this took so long. I've had such a horrible writer's block. 😭😭 I hope this is good. Kinda oc but I hope you enjoy reading this!! <3

Bachira Meguru

How could you deny this cutie patootie his kisses!!??

But you had to because your lips were chapped

He would definitely get upset and complain that it's fine that you have chapped lips

Would probably end up stealing a kiss or two anyway

"Meguru, no. No kisses, my lips are chapped badly right now." You say while pushing him away and denying his attempt to kiss you. He looks at you, his mouth agape in shock that you just denied his kiss. He pouts and storms off but not even a few minutes later, he storms back in and says, "I don't care about your chapped lips, I need my kisses." Then he would kiss you. Oh, you only thought once? Oh boy, you're in for a ride.

Rin Itoshi

What a mistake you made, denying Rin his kisses.. 💀

Honestly, he probably wouldn't care about your chapped lips. He just wants his kisses

Wouldn't listen to your pleas and just continue to kiss you

As Rin leaned in to kiss you on the lips, you backed up not wanting to kiss him with chapped lips. He looked at you kinda hurt that you denied his kiss. "Why won't you kiss me?" He asked softly. "Ah, sorry Rin. It's just that my lips are kinda chapped right now.." You admit bashfully. He then looks at you with annoyance in his eyes and grabs you by the waist to pull you in. "So? I don't give a shit." Then he continues to make out with you. Poor you. 😉

Chigiri Hyoma

Imo, he would be kinda hurt that you thought he would care that much

If anything would give you Vaseline or chap stick before he kisses you to make you feel better

But truly doesn't care

He just lives for his kisses

"Really? [Name], you're not gonna kiss me cause your lips are chapped?" He looks at you as if you just said the dumbest thing in the world. "Well.. Yeah, I mean I thought maybe you'd be grossed out.. " "Seriously?" He looks at you a bit flabbergasted before reaching into his pocket for a chap stick then applying it to his lips and kisses you very, very roughly. "There, now your lips aren't that chapped anymore."

Isagi Yoichi

Man, this precious boy 😭😭

Wouldn't give your chapped lips mind at all

If anything he probably has kinda chapped lips too

Would comfort you about and still kiss to show he loves your lips no matter what

"Um, Yoichi" You said softly as Isagi leaned in to kiss you. "Yes, [Name]. Is something wrong?" He backs up looking at you with a worried expression on his face. "Uh, I can't really kiss you right now because my lips are pretty chapped." As soon as you said that Isagi just stared at you in confusion before he laughed. "It's alright, love. So are mine." He says to reassure you before he smiles at you then leans closer to kiss your chapped lips.

Nagi Seishiro

Genuinely wouldn't give a damn

Probably wouldn't even give you a chance to tell him

He loves everything about you

Plus everything's a hassle to him so his lips are slightly chapped as well

"Uh, Nagi. My lips are chapped. So let me get my chap-" He cuts you off by kissing you. You look up at him in shock after he pulls away. Your face is flushed. "Nagi! Seriously! I didn't get to finish what I was saying!" Nagi holds you by your waist. "You were going to go grab something and that's too much of a hassle. I don't care about your chapped lips." You sigh, rolling your eyes. "Omg, you big baby" You say voice coated in annoyance but you have the cheesiest smile on your face.

[pseudophan]

Your post about the unedited video of pinof 1 after Phil tackles Dan made me laugh but also I wonder what actually happened when he did that. I know it's like a longrunning joke (theory? Idk) that it was an "11 hour fuck session" (Dan's words not mine) but imo it would have been so much funnier if like. After 15 seconds they just got up in complete silence and didn't mention it at all. Maybe they rawred xD'd at each other or something idk.

no i genuinely think it was probably kinda awkward LMAO i mean maybe they kissed cause they're gross like that but i feel like it was one of those like, you do something and then giggle and then once you're done giggling it's like ummm.... what now..... and then awkwardly getting back up going haha we should- um- yeah- ha-

[katiekatdragon27]

Sometimes I forget that Flatland is something I can interpret as my own thing so I'ma do that now.

Ik these look very inspired by Flatland 2007, cuz they lowkey are, but I just really like how A. Sphere looks I'm sorry (ik the creator is bad but I can't help the brainworms). I wanted to add quirks tho so it's better imo. My versions of the characters if you will. More fun to draw for me and less ugly (on A. Square's end).

They have actual names and design purposes for each thing. Abel's glove to prevent contamination into himself from Flatland, Anthony's glasses and front hairs being makeshift arms, all that has a reason lol.

More explanations of stuff below cut:

The Flatland parts of Flatland the book stay the same mostly. I'm not changing much there. I do want to flesh out Spaceland tho, so I'ma do that cuz I'm super self-indulgent.

In my version of Flatland, I think it would've been fuunier if out of frustration, Abel Spherious ("A Sphere"), grabbed Anthony Squaur ("A Square") out of Flatland and yoinked him out without thinking about the consequences. He realizes shortly after that he probably shouldn't have done that, and it will probably have horrendous consequences later down the line.

Abel almost kills Anthony on accident, so uh, yikes. But then after bringing him out of Flatland, he decides to work with it, taking him back to his office to do his report on Flatland. He sorta keeps him hidden, but on the last day Anthony gets leaked to the public and the war starts over it rip. However, the span that this is like 3 days, so they get time to chat and develop communication skills n stuff.

Also, since the gravity is so harsh on Anthony's body, he struggles with talking, only emerging little squeaks. Eventually he's able to use a device to get his thoughts across (probably like a telegraph or smth), so the first day or so of being out of Flatland was a terrible time for communication. Especially when you're so entranced with the idea of seeing your "god's" insides.

Also, Abel just kinda finds Anthony gross in general (cuz he looks like a bacteria) and rejects all advances until Anthony learn to properly yap though morse code. When Anthony writes the Flatland novel, Abel translates it for the world of Spaceland to read and not want to obliterate Flatland. However, that is after his misadventures in the fourth dimension (boo a Heightlander's Escape reference tomato tomato).

These are some studies of the two. I really like the hairs on Anthony, it makes him so much more expressive. Also, Abel is a slaying king, I love him sm.

Also, Abel is like the last person who should be in charge of a company. That shit goin down the drain in a week I swear (he came to work high every day his first month of being CEO). I'll probably change the name a lil I just have to cook.

Also, silly joke of how Anthony and Abel met lol.

Have a good one broskies :)))

[perfecttravelersong]

It bugs me how the third movie tried to make Veneer out to be a victim tbh.

Considering he was shown in the movie as being perfectly happy to go along with it and even gleefully remarking to floyd about how he loved the fame and money

as he tortured him the movie really does accidentally make it seem like Veneer only publicly speaks out against his sister because he's Hoping to swerve the blame onto her

Since he only does it after they've been beaten and he seems genuinely surprised when he's still arrested afterwards

So the movie treating him in such a sympathetic view just feels iffy tbh as the only real difference between him and his sister is that he isn't as confident as her

But he's just as bad a person given how vain and greedy he was to the point he was willing to do terrible things for personal gain.

And he only felt conflicted in Regards to what consequences they might face like when he only panicked thinking they'd killed Floyd at the thought of himself now being a murderer.

The character really didn't deserve Floyd nor the movie's sympathy tbh it feels like the movie wants us to see him as some sort of victim but I'm sorry

The way he is written does not make that the case imo he nor Crimp the lacky are victims they're just cowardly henchmen.

also its kinda weird to me how some fans fetishize Floyd and Veneer's "" friendship "" doing art of them being best friends in the aftermath of Veneer holding him captive and torturing him for months

like really people? its 2024 I feel we should be past the gross trend of fandoms Romanticising characters having platonic or romantic relationships with people who tortured and abused them.