#and living in america today

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Jason Michaels - The Devil is Alive and Well and Living in America Today - Award - 1973

[londonfoginacup]

Y’all through the weirdest combination of circumstances imaginable I’ve just had dinner with a woman from York and we got all the way to dessert before she said that she specifically lives in Doncaster

And like an IDIOT i went “oh I know doncaster!”

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Then of course I have to tell her WHY I know doncaster. And I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough so I admitted to being a 1D fan. Mortified.

Anyway lmao she said “he came from the posh side of town didn’t he?” Louis u’ve been called OUT by this Doncasterian

[mossghosst]

thinking abt turtle sign language (tsl) ….. so inchrestinng to me cause just thinking abt the alphabet i can think of some modifications for the whole three fingers thing… but how they fuck would “t” work. i can imagine w and v but they’re a little bit of a stretch. also u would look the same as d … thinking

[oifaaa]

So are all American paperback books just terrible quality or is it just the ones I keep accidentally buying

[aquickstart]

oh god i fucking love farleigh start. no notes

[itsdaniclayton]

IM GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knackeredforever]

We like to talk about reading comprehension a lot on this site but no one in the history of humankind has worse reading comprehension than the people who were convinced to join the military because of the metal gear games.

[phoebified]

startin to think some of y'all just don't know what a cowboy is or does

[anthropomorphicbeancake]

Atrocities happening to innocents that are a part of the oppressor state or group, is still the fault of the oppressor, not the oppressed for using the same tactics in their defense.

[hua-fei-hua]

at church reading the hymn lyrics like "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from translating song lyrics so that i could write genshin fic!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and finally "omg i learned that word from the king's avatar"

[somedaytakethetime]

He's literally obsessed with kicking the ball at this kid in this fashion lately... show off..

Bonus of my favourite, precious dansk rotte:

[falloutgirlboy]

my fob collection 🫶💿

[silver-queen]

So many people have looked out for me even when it's detrimental to them, so what am i to do than to honor them and do my best to take care of myself?

[oldsamarie]

doubling down on the "we shouldn't dogpile transmisogynists if they don't live in the usa because they don't understand it" take is kind of interesting. do you also think the elderly should be exempt from their bigotry being called out because they grew up in a different time?

[dreamcast-official]

the united states doesnt feel like a real place to me idk how to explain it

[zlobonessa]

every other day i remember that one tweet about how american leftists never unlearned american exceptionalism they just changed its direction from "america is Exceptionally Good" to "america is Exceptionally Bad" and every other day it just keeps being unbearably and tiresomely correct