#and maybe a glass of wine

[alluralater]

anyways so why is it really hot watching a girl get completely fucking railed while i hold her by the jaw and make her look at me as she takes it? even better if i can kiss her messy moaning lips and whisper how well she’s doing for me. so wet and warm and mindless. praising the person fucking her and telling them when to go harder, slower, faster— deeper. lmfao… i’m thinking i might be the type to want like two play pets. i really do get off on the idea of having two yummy playthings that are subby enough that they’ll do almost anything within their limits to win my favor and approval. and afterwards i get to treat them with such intense affection !!!! <3

[garciailoveyou]

JJ: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Emily: Thanks, it's the trauma.

[reegis]

happy new year reegis !!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYBODY!!!!!

i havent moved in over 4 years(!!???,) so apparently im Rusty, its taking up sm more of my time than expected 😭😭 but hopefully tomorrow (or the day after, if im being realistic,,) ill finally be able to get back to my regular art nonsense, its only been a few days but i miss yalllll

im not used to not having roommates & its way too quiet so if any of u have any questions/asks u wanna send 😔🤲🏻

[rimeswithpurple]

I got a bunny tattoo a bit ago, but I forgot to share it once it was healed. It's heavily inspired by @bookish-bogwitch 's fics, Wayward Bun & Basil Pitch's Diary! A local tattoo shop was having a flash day and when I saw this bunny I knew I had to have it. Unfortunately, my artist only spoke Portuguese, so I couldn't spread the good word of Bun Baz 😂

I've also been brainstorming ideas for a Carry On tattoo because the bunny looks lonely. I'm pretty sure I want to riff on the Las Vegas & vampire teeth artwork from WS

[pinkpogiclub]

i am normal about sports! [cant rewatch the moment when favourite athlete flops catastrophically]

[moontide-nymph]

A small drabble from todays stream:

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Tubbo looks at the picture in front of him in confusion. This didn't happen, but that's him and Fred? Someone is framing them in a weird way for some reason. Quackity is acting oddly invested, was it him? But why?

"This didn't happen man. I wouldn't pole dance for someone until at LEAST the tenth date, come ON. I'm a eighth impression kind of guy. Also Fred is more of a gentleman than that and wouldn't throw diamonds at my feet. They would try to hand them to me and i'd say no of course because his company is enough, but then he would insist that i take the diamonds and..." His face suddenly lights up. "WAIT is he rich? Not that it matters, just wondering. Im one of the richest on the island... I shouldn't have said that out loud to you but oh well. Wait what if he is though, that would be so- "

"ENOUGH! Man just tell me the truth. What's going on between you two?" Quackity's getting frustrated, what is wrong with this guy? Clearly having feelings for a fed worker? The same feds that tortured him too. Can't he see how bad of an idea it is?

"Well aside from your clearly fake stalker-ish photos, Fred and I are good friends. What's wrong with that?"

Quackity's plan is falling through. "They are USING YOU. They want information Tubbo. What's this?" Quackity rapidly points to the picture of the two of them at the theater.

"Oh we went and saw Wall-e! It was nice.."

"You WOULD fuckin show them the movie with the characters that look like the two of you wouldn't you? Fuckin lame."

"Hey man! It's a good movie! It just happens to have some correlations to us is all. What's this all about huh? Why are you so upset that we are friends? I've barely spoken to you much in weeks. Ive just been working on my massive controversial hole and hanging with friends."

"......everything about you is cursed. What the FUCK hahaha." Quackity's laugh is a bit nervous sounding because again, wtf is wrong with this guy. All he is giving him is a headache. Time to switch tactics. "Would you ever work with the federation?" This is the most important question, if this guy says yes......

Tubbo doesn't even hesitate with his answer. "Of course I would if it meant getting the kids back. Quackity, I would do a LOT of things to get the kids back." Tubbo’s stare is intense, getting the hidden point across. Quackity didn't need to hear anymore. This man is a wild card that needs to be taken care of immediately.

"That's the wrong fuckin answer pal." Quackity turns and starts to run off. He yells back, "you won't ever see Fred again!" He's teleported before tubbo could pull him back to demand to know what he did with Fred.

[pitconfirm]

had a great sandwich today so at least there’s that

[mako-ink]

Leon WIPS I miss my wife

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Janet, having learned what she considers some very important gossip: you never tell me anything

Sam : we talk everyday for multiple hours I assume you know everything

[dirtgrubber]

i was wondering why i had butterflies all morning for seemingly no reason then i realized that it’s because my favorite fic updates today. can’t tell if im pathetic or if its just the autistism

[ballcrusher74]

love my beautiful and gorgeous and cool husband made of human flesh and blood @gorbini3d

[palmtreepalmtree]

Just got home from being out all day. My family is staying with us. And I found the stove on, gas burner running. My mom thinks it's been on since lunchtime. We're lucky the house didn't burn down.

Anyhow. Prayers to our little house goddess who protected us from calamity today.

[babe-allan-coe]

Tonight I’m getting lit like my fall candles

[wurm-food]

I’ve had the bestest day in this city and now I’m finally getting some solo adventure time 🥹

[aintmyjewelry]

I have like one glass left in my bottle of wine

should I just finish it? I should probably just finish it

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #101

Peter keeps little trinkets/fanart that people give to him on patrol by hanging it up on his walls, putting things on shelves, etc.

Now, ever since May learned about Spider-Man she's made Tony come over to their house for takeout regularly so she knows exactly what Peter's been hiding from her. (This is not bonding time because May has plenty of friends of her own. Tony Stark is definitely not her friend. That would never happen. He is just a guy. Obviously.)

Fic where Tony comes over for his monthly Parker dinner and sees some of the fanart and little toys on the tables because Peter ran out of space in his bedroom. He's like, "Where's all this coming from?" and Peter gets super excited, explaining how people come up to him during patrol and tell him how grateful they are that he does what he does.

Bonus:

When it gets cold out, a fan gives him a knitted sweater, and Peter wears it every day out on patrol until it is literally 80 degrees out and he can't wear it without risking heatstroke (sometimes he sees the fan out and about and asks them for help with repairs, because he's tried to do all the research imaginable and it's just not working out)

This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow!

Bonus thought from idkb:

Tony, after listening to Peter explain the fanart/gifts and how he's run out of space in his bedroom so now they're spilling out into the house: You know, you could put some of them in your room at the tower if you want

Peter: I have a room at the tower??????