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tennessoui · 6 months

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like. one thing that is Essential to any Obi-Wan dynamic To Me is that Obi-Wan is Not a kid person, nor does he particularly like or understand kids much(an exception is made for Anakin’s kids however, bc they’re anakins, and anakin probably had baby fever from the age of Baby), and i feel like u are particularly good at translating that vibe? like Obi-Wan with any partner he has: no i’d prefer to be childfree/any children will be an accident, something i do to fulfill expectations meanwhile Obi-Wan with anakin: how can I get more skywalkers? kidnapping?

ooo this is fun, I think my own ideas of obi-wan with children lean more towards ambivalence and bewilderment. he’s not a natural caregiver, but he has read all the parenting books within two days of getting settled with a child. He would not seek them out and doesn’t particularly want them or knows how to translate the care he feels towards them into something they’d understand, but he’s not so bad with children that they’re afraid or discomforted around him. He’s read the books. He’s studied for this 🫡

meanwhile anakin also does not strike me as a natural caregiver either but he’s stressed about it. He hasn’t read the books because he has a confidence thing going on about being good with children but that doesn’t make him actually good with children and the gulf between expectation and reality when he’s around kids stresses him out

when it comes to skywalker’s kids, has obi-wan ever had to once ask for a Skywalker to enter his life?? I imagine his thoughts are less along the lines of “how do I get more of these little guys? should I kidnap them?” and more along the lines of “I will just stand out in the universe with my arms open palms up and a Skywalker will be deposited within 2-5 business days”

#asks #obikin #real talk should either of them be trusted with kids #babies extremely different from young padawans #I get that anakin was good with Ahsoka in many ways but she was like 14 and a teenager #and not 7 #bottom line neither are particularly good with babies/younglings #it just shows in different ways and is for different reasons in my opinion #but I agree 100% obiwan would #never really seek out kids of his own #unless it’s in an au where he’s darker and more interested in trapping anakin via having/raising a kid together #I love a fictional baby trapping scenario with these 2 insane guys lol

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knifefightscene · 1 year

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#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

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incognitopolls · 9 days

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about the body #submitted june 7 #pain #injury #polls about health

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rafterdarkr · 18 days

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

#the lotus eaters are a bunch of drunks in the airport lounge #charybdis is the baggage carousel his suitcase gets stuck on #calypso's island is the TSA holding cell he gets put in for 7 hours etc. etc. you see the vision.#the odyssey #tagamemnon #fic prompt

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pangur-and-grim · 2 months

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it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

#in 7 hours #Belphegor #sorry buddy….it’s gotta be done

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cuntstable · 7 months

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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals #closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7 #dungeon meshi

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fairyturds · 5 months

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When she griddle on my harrow till I hark. Is this anything

#lictor? i barely know her! is on my mind 24/7 #griddlehark #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb series #tlt fanart #harrow #harrowhark

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valentinos-pimp · 5 months

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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

#it took like 7 minutes to recover from the laughter that inflicted on me #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hellaverse #hellaverse fanart #alastor #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin fanfic #radiostatic #voxal #art #my art

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gamergirl-niffler · 4 months

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#my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha season 7 #bnha season 7 #my hero academia season 7 #mha hawks #mha ragdoll #takami keigo #keigo takami #tomoko shiretoko #THE WAY I LAUGHED AT THIS!#IT'S SO CUTE!

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sunshowermess · 8 months

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LOOK AT THIS! His mouth is stitched shut with magic! I am like 90% sure he literally Cannot talk about his deal or disappearance even if he wanted to!

#alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin ep 7 #spoilers #it's possible can't stop smiling too!#like it's a mocking sort of punishment

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divorcedtom · 28 days

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