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local-meme-lord · 6 months

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I KEEP FORGETTING PLUTO HAS KIDS

#pluto disney #pluto the dog #pluto junior #skulls remembers things and freaks out #from the same skulls that knows that Clarabelle had thing for Pete 😭#and other cursed information

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velvetbunniie-archive · 5 months

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auroreline shipper no.1 💪

#the way evangeline first saw aurora and went ‘i feel kinship bc she has purple hair and um. she’s rlly pretty..’#and the way aurora went ‘DO YOU LOVE HER BC SHES SOOOOO GORGEOUS AND COOL AND AWESOME AND AND AND’#like… girls. girls. jst kiss each other.#a.mine #book: a curse for true love #author: stephanie garber #acftl #ouabh #evangeline fox #aurora valor #stephanie garber #once upon a broken heart #im not going into my complaints abt how jacks has done way worse than aurora but aurora gets hate simply bc she’s a girl #but know that they simmer there.. forever..#we get more of aurora’s tragic backstory that informs her messed up choices and ppl still hate her #vs jacks getting no fucking backstory and ppl act like he deserves a happily ever after. okay.#‘jacks lost castor’ aurora lost her twin brother. that was HER twin brother. um. um.. UM.

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kayvsworld · 8 months

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i want to do a rewatch of some mcu movies but i worry that i am at risk of remembering how fundamentally aggressively incurious those movies were abt everything & anything that happened in them and it will make me temporarily insane

#like. oh wow cool what are the IMPLICATIONS of—nothing shut up it's nothing #oh but what is the IMPACT of this plotline what happens AFTER th—shut the fuck up it's nothing. nothing it's nothing. 3 year time skip <3 #like just so deeply deeply unwilling to discuss anything other than information directly pertaining to the current immediate plot #garbage garbage garbage #i love so much of the mcu in concept & in potential but knowing they did nothing with any of it kind of like #puts a damper. on. the rewatch enjoyment kjghlkjdhfg #i had a fucking BLAST rewatching catws bc i was like WOW this is so FUN and WELL-MADE and BUCKY MY BELOVED #and then i remembered how like. little the movies after it gave a shit about it flkdgjhlkfjdhlgkjhdf #sequels made by people who did not watch any of the previous movies. hellish cursed i am drowning in the 1 inch of water that is the mcu #anyway ANYWAY anyway. i would like to watch. im2. sigh #i remember the 1st 2 iron dudes being fun so perhaps this will be safe. no team movies tho it'll have me foaming at the mouth #kayvswords

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blanketforcas · 7 months

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the point of using the confession meme for cursed news is that you don't mention destiel. pls keep it out of the tag i beg

#destiel #i'm here for my blorbos i only want to hear about some cursed piece of information bc a mutual happened to reblog your meme #i couldn't find the other post i made lol

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lokidokeyartichoki · 4 months

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Me: we are going to send an important email we are not going to fuck this up

My Brain: okay!

My Email: hello friends and members of the intergalactic council

Me: THE FUCK DID I SAY?!?

#izzy at home #izzy at work #this post brought to you by the cursed email I sent to my store leads #which included such lines as:#‘I want this set in not quite stone. what’s like malleable stone. clay. I want this set in clay’#‘imagine I am saying this to you with a softly spoken New York mobster accent because that is how I would bestow upon you this information’#‘they know the secrets. I know they know the secrets. I watch them watch the watches’#‘*insert dj khaled here*’#also the blessed sign off of ‘be excellent to each other and party on dudes’

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yappacadaver · 3 months

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and it's like despite all the awful shit he's done and continues to do, like, i get it. he's employed like 24/7/365. he never got to live a life, despite spending a childhood clinging to the hope of having one someday. He knew companionship and love but lost it and can't ever get it back. His circumstances are so anomalous and gruesome that it completely isolates him from pretty much every other human being on the planet. he knows hell is real and he is basically guaranteed to go there if he can't break this demon curse thing.

like it doesn't make the kidnapping and spreading the curse around any better, but i do get it.

#like personally i don't blame him for the actual murders #and it's hard to blame him for hiring people without telling them because like lol.#anyone who's like 'oh he should just tell ppl about the demons' like what are you onnnnnn if you went to a job interview with a creepy old #guy and he started talking about demons and hauntings and shit you would think you're being pranked or that he's lost his damn mind #and fuck offffff with the 'ohhh not me im a quirky bean i'd love to take a job if the interview was like that' like sure. ok. maybe YOU wou #but what are the odds that milford in 1998 coming off the satanic panic has a thousand yous running around waiting to be hired #like i honestly dont have any suggestions for how he could have handled the hiring situation any better #now the actual JOB i have plenty of feedback #like yea he should be there to train your ass against the demons lol we got more hands-on guidance for the embalming (the non deadly part)#but like the whole 'raymond is evil cause he kills possessed ppl and hires people without telling them abt demons'#do you think that old man can run the whole mortuary by himself and also have time to teach classes #until he inevitably dies from either stress or the demons and is sent to hell (which he knows is real)?#it's my understanding that by having others around who can help him fight the demons he'll have the spare time to figure out how to #break out of the demon curse or break possession or literally any useful information that could treat the disease and not the symptoms #he is running out of time!!! he is only getting older and the demons are only getting more frequent and someday he won't be fit enough #to properly banish them!!! if you even care!!!!!!!!!#fucking tag essay lmao #mr delver i wont u...

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hauntedbagelpizzacroissant · 4 months

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Most normal convo in dms with the bro💪

#i want other people to see this so we can all suffer together with nerdog-#thank you bro for informing me with this cursed information #renthedog #hermitcraft #hermitcraft rendog #mcyt

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ydoine · 4 days

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I know that, now that it's been well confirmed that Kenjaku gave birth to Yj, the whole fandom has decided, in their very sexist logic ("how could he dare to debase himself by having a vagina"), that Kenjaku could only be Skn's mignon. That they had a crush on him while he remained indifferent.

well, I think the exact opposite. If there's one little bitch between the two, it's Skn.

#kenjaku #i mean compare Skn's attitude towards Kenjaku while the Bath and his attitude towards the others (the curses #Geto's girls #etc.)#Look at Kenjaku's actions after Shibuya #once he got Gojo #they made no other move to help Skn #they only help Uraume logistically #they don't care about the fingers anymore #the only reason they went for Skn's original body is because of the binding vow or because Skn's body had to be stable to fight Gojo #when Kenjaku asks Skn to not fight Gojo right away what quote Skn think of mmmmh?#Kenjaku reincarnated four sorcerers who want Skn dead #it's them who “neutralized” him and divised his soul in 20 bits!! 20!!!#and Skn is “no big deal” with all these ????#how even Skn managed to trigger a conversation with Kenjaku about if they wanted a child or not ???#I know Kenjaku is talkative but why Mr “I-dont-care-about-others” retained this information ????#the guy is almost flattered that they fucked his twin lmao #it's all more fun to look that way than this other poor takes

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aria0fgold · 13 days

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Honestly my headcanoning for The Cursing of Chateau Castle lore continues cooking in my brain like I got more for it but it's all in the microwave for now. Like I got a whole ass storyline for Pierre and Lady Irene. With how hardcore hc-ing I am bout these characters, it makes it seem like they're my OCs but no they're like-- my half-children I think? isat is the other parent of course. I got nothing else to go off of in regards to the chateau trio but the small crumbs and a dream.

#aria rants #like bout pierre's home life being The Worst ever. and like the internal monologue he'd have after sacrificing their castle #imagine going through all that ordeal. joining the supposed ''heroes' party'' and then betraying The Hero aka josephandre #all for your own family to recognize you as being worthy of being a part of the family. so that you can be recognized as a noble #but in the end it wasnt enough. he wasnt happy. in the end pierre was happiest with josephandre and the others so he #went around. turned their back on the ppl he has spent majority of their life proving their own worth to go back and save #the first genuine friend he ever had in ages and the cost of that being the very castle they wanted to be a part of #so in the end. he never got to actually be called ''lord'' he didnt have a place in the family. he lost the castle #but thats fine anyway cuz he found a home with josephandre and the others BUT THEN!!! he apparently got into a near-death #experience like how horrible is that??? to have your title stripped away from you from birth and then abandon the #one chance and opportunity to have that title for the sake of saving your friend and realizing that it'd be better to just be #with them instead but before that moment can even sink in well enough-- YOU'RE NOW ON THE EDGE OF DEATH!#yea pierre is turning out to be my fave character from like-- that mentions of them betraying the party and then #sacrificing their own castle to save josephandre and then the fate of them possibly dying near the end of the series #like that guy went THROUGH IT. not as much as josephandre but he really did just went through it and im like-- out here #using my brain power to the maximum in filling in the blanks cuz i got attached to 3 characters with only a name and #some information. i got some more in regards to lady irene and josephandre too btw like-- this is for you mirabelle #im spreading the cursing of chateau castle propaganda as best as i can with the crumbs im given

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teamhawkeye · 1 year

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i really do worry for the state of media literacy these days

you go into any tag and see people with their whole ass chest saying wrong and untrue shit, and they wholeheartedly believe they’re correct despite the canon source they’re pulling from saying otherwise

#this is specifically about Travis and someone saying he can 'get away with all the murders he committed'#in the ending where he Laura and Ryan find and kill Silas and break the curse #that would mean that canonically Travis has committed NO murders. because he only ever crosses that line when Laura shoots him in chapter 7 #and you cannot break the curse by doing so because Laura and Travis have to work together in order to go after Silas #'going to do everything in his power not to get caught'- tell me you didn't absorb anything other than surface level detail from the game #without telling me. because i can very much tell you didn't get much of anything out of the experience #that man literally gives Laura the power to kill him before going after Silas. he is ready to atone then and there to her #he is repeatedly saying and showing that he hates the cover ups and lying and misery the curse and helping his family is causing #you can not like a character but for fuck's sake - making shit up to make you feel more self righteous about your hate is pathetic looking #and most of the information about Travis is hard fact - it is peppered throughout the game through his dialogue and notes/clues/evidence #vs. Silas who there is almost NOTHING set in stone about. you only know that he's the source of the curse and Eliza kept him caged #even Travis in the end can say he has doubts about whether he was actually Eliza's 'son' or if she didn't just take him and cage him #anyways...i know i'm biased but Travis is the most multi-faceted character in the game and he's the best <3

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jrueships · 9 months

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CRYING

LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPY LIL BABIES!! 😭😭 HES SO GOOD WITH THEM

he would make SUCH a good younger ages school teacher

#a guidance counselor or an elementary and under teacher jaren 😭😭#he would keep a cute lil colorful schedule complete with checklists and such #would work idk as a dj over the summer or smthin lol (PAY TEACHERS MORE!!!)#all the kids want him and gym teacher ja together instead of his bum bf dillon #that jaren REFUSES to give up on #his stubbornness and attachment to disruptive behavior is both a blessing and a curse #bcs he'll at least always try to defend his kids and see stuff from their points of view #offering them some leeway but also some accountability when needed #and doesnt babytalk them but does know how to simplify things down enough for them to understand #he would be so fun!!! but also so informative!!#he would wear fun bright outfits everyday too #and have candy or sticker rewards or like fun pencils #WAHHHH I LOVE OTHER JOB AU SPORTSPEOPLE WAAHHH #he would So be janine abbottelementary...#WHO WILL BE HIS GREGORY!!!!!!!#the public NEEDS to know!#jaren

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katyspersonal · 10 months

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Hey! BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. 💞💕

KATY YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND AND I LOVE TALKING WITH YOU BECAUSE IT GIVES ME LIFE GIRL 🖤🖤🖤

GUYYYYYS stop sending me these, you know I am not a beautiful person! I am unhinged and evil! When I walk on the street every dog, even friendly one, barks at me.. and I also sliced a WHOLE pineapple in @val-of-the-north's pizza.... and also one time I had a dream where Mic0lash was scared of me because by his admission, he could not handle my insanity o_o" and I drew Boc as NFT monkey... and I ALSO created a curse that made everyone in the Healing Church speak TIK-TALK!!!!!!!

Okay okay sorry for brain damage everyone dfsjhfd Now that I've confessed my sins I am pure and beautiful, this is how it works right? xd (fuckin Ashton's logic lol)

On the serious note, thank you very much... I really love being friends too. 80% of our conversations evolve into us just yelling cursed shit at each other in capslock and dying from laugher, but I would not have had it any other way :') Big hug your way!

#ask replies #positive #personal #shitposting #i am so so so sorry #xddd #(the WORST part is that Alfred has a POINT about fuckin' aristocracy @ hemwick *skull emoji*)#(now live with it...)#also not so long ago I had a dream where I had to play tags with dung eater (by playing tags i mean running for my life)#but when he caught me all he did was picking me up in his arms all playfully lol #and he did not could not harm me because by his admission i was already cursed in some other way o_o"#do with this information what you will lol

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nooks-cranny-mogai · 7 months

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I think because I'm 22 I see the mogai community, in general, going from the ages of 14 to 18/20 and the few and far between being 28-32. I see the behavior and general attitudes of mid-older teens usually and I'm usually right but I wanna see if I'm just crazy. I feel like there's a lot of teenagers here, especially 16-19.

#mogai #mogai community #mogai pride #actually mogai #mogai flag #mogai coining #clover speaks #being fr though #if your under the age of 16 #please dont follow me #its not an ageist thing im just an adult and that makes me uncomfortable #i talk and coin adult things related to adults situations and issues #you dont need to be here #16 and 17 are on thin ice anyway for interactions because yeah #but you best be at least 18 if your gonna come up in my dms even platonically #im happy to inform others but i know my mouth and the jokes i make and thats not kid friendly #not that i make those jokes offhandedly to pple o dont know but still #i curse abit too much for a 14 yr old #like i get it i was 15 saying i was 18 to follow certain artists when i was younger #All kids lie about their age somewhere on the Internet #my google account thinks im like 30 because i set my age as 24 when i was 10 yrs younger 💀#i just didnt want a bullshit parental consent for a google account #i get it but please respect my boundaries #also big worried this comes off as creepy #not my intention #im mostly curious about the age break down of my following and the few lurkers but if this busts containment scp style thats cool too #i get so scared when someone dms me whose a minor and i dont know how to react #like on one hand i dont wanna be patronizing your 5 yrs younger than me thats rude but also i dont wanna be too casual incase #it could be miscontrued as groomy behavior 💀 like i just wanna be cool and chill #which is why i dont allow minors to dm me lol

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knightfeared · 8 months

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#While I’m here #TAPS MIC* Jayce is a bottom leaning switch so do with that information what you will :)#TECHNICALLY power bottom cause I am incapable of writing anything else #BUT he is also a very doting service top. I think it just fits for him to be adaptable and open to changing it up every so often 💀#But yes there have that cause Im not doing spice for him today just the other muses 😔🤙#╰┈➤ ┊❛ out of medkits. / ooc. ❜┊#muse: [ jayce talis. ]#Cursed #cursed knowledge but it’s yours now #Sorry

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sirgloria · 2 years

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if teach has a million fans, i am one of them. if teach has one fan that is me. If teach has no fans then i am dead, etc etc. i am #1 teach stan.

#xenoblade 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade chronicles #same goes for z honestly. i am feral about them #but teach is my number 1 #i love him #i would kill for him #and i would marry him. teach only run #i love that he just spams all slayer too. yaaas king slaughter all those who stand in your way 😌#hes so cute. and pretty. dont get me started on z #i have many thoughts i figured id put somw here so people know. that i am number one teach stan.#my switch memory is depletjng bc of them. i have so many screencaps. but Not Enough #also if youve made it this far into the tags im going to drop some cursed information i learned when i beat the game last night.#i didnt know teach had official art that you can view in game so i went and did that.#can someone please explain to me the discrepancy between the art and the in game model. why did they do that.#the last thing i was expecting out of xenoblade 3 was that.#where did his socks go.#and when i exited that screen and tried one of his voice clips he said can i help you. and i screeched #i also cant bring myself to use any other hero besides him even though i want to use the big himbo. man.#also also z's voice....good.#ok thats enough for now. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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