#and pantless liveshow

[dnpsuck]

the thing about the red hoodie strings incident from way back then is just. how didn't dan see? y'know? i know we know but why share

[angelmichelangelo]

all these baby phannies that will be experiencing their first real joint content tomorrow... lemme tell you. it’s a fucking ride

[dramaphan]

dan and phil are constantly walking on the edge of terror with each other anytime we see them live together

pantless liveshow is calling

Why did they do that. They could have simply not been pantsless. They could have put shorts on. They could have just said “we don’t have pants on because it’s hot in here”. Dan’s corner and Phil’s corner what the FUCK

[goldenpinof]

Pantless live show or hoodie strings story?

i’m gonna say the hoodie strings story because annoyed but smitten Dan is quite a thing. also omg, that story is like the perfect example of their married life and it gives too much space for your mind to wander.

but Dan’s face in the pantless liveshow tho... i still remember it like it was 5 mins ago

[ahappydnp]

Hi :) I've watched Dan and Phil's videos for years, but haven't really watched any live shows until recently (I just watched the one Dan did for mental health day). What are some of your favourites? Could you link to them?

Yes!! Absolutely! Liveshows are my favorite content for bad brain days and I’ve definitely got some go tos :)

11/11/18- snail story, a blip on their first ever conversation, and my favorite Phil sweater

08/14/18- aka “Dan knows Phil best and Phil doesn’t know how old dan is”

06/20/18- Dan’s birthday haul!

08/22/17- solo Dan show with Phil at the end. Tour of the gaming channel set up, Dan being sweet and generally in a good mood

10/19/15- friend anniversary, post Tabinof announcement, v domestic and sweet

09/01/12- one of my fav Phil shows ever. He’s so damn pretty and I love him showing the old house

03/30/17- the infamous pantless show! Actual dumbasses

[pinof]

i miss the liveshows more then anything else. they got me through 2017 when i needed it most. and i've recently started rewatching all the old ones from that year and they're just so wholesome

me too 🥺 they were always so chill and i loved hearing dnp just ramble about absolutely anything

2017’s liveshows are also particularly my fave

it gave us moments like dnp moving the camera to the corner so the other one could get up since they were pantless, “this isn’t a forever home”, “phil’s obsessed with a corgi, so brace for that”, phil spraying dan with the plant spraying while his eyes were closed- i could go on and on

i know they stopped doing them because they didn’t like it being such a frequent/constant thing they’d have to do, but i do wish they’d do one every so often (even if it was every few months)

i miss hearing about their interests, opinions, and the silly stories they were willing to share about stuff that happened to them in their personal lives

i hope they return someday

[glittergradient]

The pantless liveshow... why did they do that.. I still don't understand? Like, they could've put some trousers on for an hour, some shorts, anything. But no they were pantless (both of them of course, god forbid) and not even subtle about it? It's almost like they wanted us to know and I'm still baffled to this day. (Same energy as Dan saying on Rize that they were gonna film some dapg vids but Phil implied that they were gonna do something else. Literally why.)

that day they forgot to decide who would use the one brain cell they share so neither of them ended up using it

[lestered]

pantless liveshow

pHiL’s CoRnEr

they’re dumb

drunk, send asks

[muchdan]

top 10 phan moments that make me wanna rip my heart out

yeah, just ten moments among hundreds, let it be part one or something. tell me what i’ve missed because i want more suffering in my life.

10) mind control.

i mean, i appreciate the subtlety. i crave those tiny moments that you only notice when someone points them out to you. but this! you can’t miss this one, this moment is shoved down our throats. this is so “i’m allowed to do that to you, to be in your personal space, and gaze into your eyes for no reason, just because i want to”. and phil’s face in that moment, so much joy and mischief, he claps his hands and gazes back.

9) chest touch.

drama queen howell strikes again, it hurts to rewatch it srsly, why is he so extra? but what is phil doing ladies and gents? he slaps his chest in the weirdest way possible, he brushes it, it’s like he wants to shove him but reassuringly and the movement happens so fast you have to pause for a second to comprehend it. that sweet gentle boy is so fond of dan’s unnecessary commentary and yeah, it completely distracts us from what dan is saying at that moment.

8) feel my heartbeat.

was that necessary, really? like, i don’t ask my friends to feel my heartbeat when i’m scared, that was such a “horror movie at first date” bullshit, that’s not what people do?? and when dan does feel that beautiful hummingbird heart, phil just covers his hand with his own palm because yes, you gotta feel it very close, no air between your hand and my chest. dan immediately looks into the camera to show us that yeah, i know you’re there, nothing strange, and makes a comment about phil dying. wow.

7) phil the delivery man.

i don’t know what to say. it’s so simple but why does phil have to make such an act of bringing dan his charger, why does he talk in that stupid voice?? they have a banter, and then phil FIXES DAN’S CHARGER FOR HIM, like what?? who asked you to do that? where’s my IT guy au (literally, he’s got glasses, look at him). and before he leaves he plays the piano that nerd, what an attention seeker, and then bows!! is he tipsy? did he have a pre-liveshow orgasm or something? dan laughs fondly and it’s all i need in the world.

6) child beer.

what’s happening and does it even matter. phil’s hiding on the floor, but why? to surprise us? eh whatever. so he’s got that magical japanese powdery stuff and he wants dan to taste it. the biggest problem for me here, ahem, i mean the thing that just kills me every time is that phil spends the whole time (eight minutes) on his knees and he looks so cute when he makes that beer, holds it close to the camera, and then lets the foam sit so dan can have the ultimate child beer experience.

it reminds me of that hot chocolate video, where he does something so trivial but he’s so gentle and loving about it. i still don’t understand why they didn’t do a simple taste test like bros, but phil had to make it for dan, he wanted to see his reaction. and then he tries it as well, touches the glass rim with his lips at the same place where dan’s mouth just was (gross).

and i just can’t ignore how that boy sneaks past dan’s room after that, he’s playful, he stops to say that he googled something and dan was wrong, and domesticity, i wanna die.

5) sleeping phil on tour.

i kinda wanna talk about the angle here because i don’t understand how it was filmed (camera is pretty static, dan’s hand reaches from the side, not behind), but i don’t know if it matters here. what matters is how gentle dan is. of course, he starts with classic nose tickling, which is what “messing with a sleeping friend” usually implies, but then he frees one strand of phil’s hair and just lets it fall. wow, fantastic prank, dan.

and let’s separately discuss that pout/kiss phil does after he opens his eyes. i know you want a slow mo replay, so here we go:

that’s what i call “im gonna stay asleep but i love you”. where’s the nearest cliff so i can fling myself into abyss?

4) the look.

context what context. why did they keep it? why did they put it on fullscreen instead of hiding in the corner? two full-length looks dan, really?? you know what he looks like, why do you have to examine him like that in front of us you slut. and it just passes, without acknowledgment, they just turn back at us simultaneously and I’M STILL DEAD at that moment, i don’t care what happens next.

3) snoot. proot. (i just filmed you doing that)

i don’t even care what it was. something about piano sounds or whatever, but this video haunts me. THERE’S SO MUCH TO IT. first, phil is lying on dan’s bed (at least in the official version it’s dan’s, not mutual), just chilling?? and dan’s working i guess. so they are not actually doing something together but it’s a cozy evening, why would they spend it in different rooms? dan says something, idk, and phil replies “yeah” in that deep voice I SWEAR i haven’t heard from him before. dan makes the sounds again, like can you believe he’s an actual dork in real life, it’s not an act, he’s actually the weirdest boy alive, and he so obviously doesn’t know he’s being filmed. because when phil says “i just filmed you doing that you’re so weird”, he’s so delighted, he laughs at himself, he turns around, his hair is pushed back omg they are both so sleepy and i rejoice. i think this video gives us a rare but fantastic insight in their everyday life, phil must be keeping so much silly videos like that on his google drive and we never get to see them BUT SOMEHOW he posts this one, probably because dan is cute and he wants everyone to know it.

2) you loved it. you wanna do it more.

so, yes. you know this one. where do i even begin?? they play this dragon quiz and then 1) phil says “you loved it” in the strangest voice, like the voice we never hear from him, it’s deeper and quieter, he looks at dan even though dan’s not looking back; 2) dan is looking down as if he’s fiddling with an ipad or something, it’s almost a bts moment, something they would usually edit out. AND THEN THREE SECONDS OF SILENCE while dan kinda processes what’s going on and phil still looks at him expectantly. seductive as fuck. and now this quiet “alright”, i’m just… dan looks like he’s gotten the hint, so he’s a little embarrassed and they share the softest laugh. 

the thing is, we know how often phil makes sexual innuendos and dan always reacts the same way: he looks into the camera, he throws a witty comment in, he puts it on display to show us that there’s no intimacy in that moment. but not this time. i don’t understand why they didn’t edit it out. i just… don’t.

1) pantless liveshow this is the ultimate. this is the weirdest and the most awesome thing these two gave me and i’m not even sure what can top that. the moment when phil decides to grab the humidifier and show us, he looks at the screen, says “one second” and stands up very awkwardly while dan turns the laptop away from him and makes the weirdest “how you doing” face. 

WHAT THE FUCK. did they think we were so used to them weirdos that we wouldn’t even notice that shit? but fuck, they do it again, they want to show us the spray and dan goes “should i go get it? you have to do phil’s corner”. like, i can’t function, i honestly can’t. AND THE WORST PART is when dan returns and we can see him covering his legs with a blanket just too fast like it’s not that cold boy come on.

i have no explanation and i have every explanation. i don’t deserve all this suffering.

[dnpsuck]

it all started with pantless liveshow...... then joint jumper no-undershirt halloween baking....... and then. this. whatever this is.

[angelmichelangelo]

do you ever wonder whose idea is was to do a pantless liveshow

i’m gonna go ahead and say it was a mutual decision 😳👀

[dramaphan]

wait wasn’t the pantless liveshow in like december though?

Was it I don’t remember

[moonrisedan]

I mean..they already wore whatever they wanted *flashbacks to pantless liveshow*

[ahappydnp]

hay! do you know what video it was the Dan and Phil did in their pants and when each of the got up they put the camera in the others corner

(X) the infamous pantless liveshow. Actual idiots...

[dnpsuck]

pantless liveshow :/

[dnpsuck]

Help! I havent watched any of their joined ls from 2017. Can you rec me the best one in your oppinion???

pantless liveshow all the way baby

but the first ls in the new apartment is also sweet