#and posting p*rn is one thing...

[elsyrel]

I’m being extreeeeemely self indulgent here... (almost to an embarrassing point) buuut... well, since he loves to commission artists to make portraits of himself, I STRONGLY headcanon that Lucio would appreciate an MC who likes to draw him lol  

[uzi-x33]

modern au content yayyayayayayayaa!!!! they’re flirting…in their own, weird way

[forlix]

i don’t know what the fuck to think or feel. heart feeling so heavy

[ssongsboo]

genuine q does everybody hate dirty talk in their native language as much as germans do bc i dont know a SINGLE person whos fine w it so like? especially ppl who only speak one language?? eSPECIALLY ESPECIALLY ppl who only speak english?

[honeyteastar]

Twirling my hair, I think it’ll be funny in a sense like yeah is a cliche au guardian angle type beat but me thinks you can make it interesting in a sense make heiji and shinichi guardian angles for Kaito and Ran.

Why them? Why not, me thinks shinichi wings are black and big wings plus wingspan while heiji is a normal wingspan and wings plus his wings color are like brown, you can say it’s based on their hair color bc my ass is lazy to hunt down actual bird species and based it on that if I wasn’t 100% they would be. They can appear to their assigned human but mostly don’t appear only well emergency only but can like touch and etc it feels like a chill or with intent then is retribution (not really lmao idk how to explain it but yeagh!)

They do have hobbies lol they can be semi-mortal bleed, scar, etc btw so they are not on 24/7 so Heiji and Shinichi legit just detectiving lmaooo also they do meet up to talk about cases and their assigned human which shinichi goes “Ran is like a angle but is a shame that she gets into a lot murder and etc” <- shinichi is the cause while heiji is just “is amusing to see Kaito being awake in the crack of dawn working on his next magic trick majority of the time I need to make him unconscious so he can sleep”

shinichi brings the worst luck to man and he doesn’t even know about nor is aware and legitimately makes Ran solve cases, which she is so tired off and she’s super aware of it but hey she does help her dad so ig a win?

Also shinichi does get punished in the sense of bringing the super bad luck to ran that one day just a normal day with trailing Ran and Sonoko, out of nowhere he gets struck by lightning from the heavens above and just strips his position and powers and he gets shrunken to yknow Conan and mind you he just appears in between Ran and Sonoko so both of them turns and sees this pint size kid just staring back at them. So the evil shenanigans begins with Shinichi trying to prove himself to get his position back and powers mind you he does have his wings and a few things but not a lot (his wings are now tiny and kinda pathetic tbh! But is easier to hide ig)

While heiji brings insane amount of luck who his assigned with but he himself also kinda have a bad luck with him lol so Kaito being super lucky and etc is just Heiji being near him lmao.

Me thinks heiji is assigned to kaito and he legitimately dislikes his human a lot BUT NOT FULLY!! He’s like a bit annoying to guard over, technically speaking having “grown” alongside with Kaito before the KID stuff seeing kaito being a “freak” me thinks actually hits him and kaito gets like a level 10 migraine

Also the fiasco of Kaito picking up the KID stuff was a event and a new era of he’s going to get hurt and I’m going to lose my head.

Technically what prompted this whole au was actually just Heiji saving Kaito from getting shot from the sky. Heiji shifting back from being mortal to his yknow actual self to instantly take flight and to grab Kaito which me thinks oh it’ll be silly if he actually lost his eye in this (ref movie 3) but Heiji couldn’t be on his side sooner but did massively took the burnt of yknow not Kaito hitting asplat into chunks and pieces or worst ^^ after that incident Heiji sticks to his side for a goodchunk and even plans how to incorporate himself into Kaito life instead of like what he usually does just appears here and then and Kaito gets glimpses of like feathers ? Or a feel someone is moving around the house n etc yknowwww anywayy heiji feels it’s his fault that this permanent injury could’ve been avoided but Kaito strives even with a missing eye, which technically he does caught heiji when he’s caressing his cheek bc kaito “faked being asleep on top of his workbench” which he goes “huh you’re actually real and not a fiction of my imagination” which heiji freeze point blank and retreats his hand like he was burnt and he “disappears” which Kaito goes “Awww don’t go…to think finally meet the person giving me level 10 migraines” . Funfact Kaito does keep Heiji feathers that sometimes are around his house or around yknowww which usually heiji needs to maintain and kinda hard to pluck his wings so after yknow “revealing” to kaito he helps him :3c and he knows how to bc of kaito does sometimes helps his doves so yuhhh!!! 

[deus-ex-mona]

yurusanta: the ✨gift✨ that keeps on ✨giving✨

[beastsovrevelation]

Not only does it happen AGAIN (a post I had randomly remembered shows up on my feed), it's a post of utter clownery.

[mbat]

trying to show someone something you think is really cool and they just shit all over it

[lunarrosette]

I’m like going insane abt grant Wilson rn like he’s so AHHHHHHH anyways. Good ep today!

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

ok soim gonna ramble about the wedding in the tags cos this is my diary lol kitty dont read this (she's not been on tumblr in ages it should b fine pfft)

[keeps-ache]

once again i am on the playlist lol

[izzy-b-hands]

Using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people. Tagged by @sherlockig, thank you Alexz!

Artist: David Bowie

Gender: Velvet Goldmine

How you feel: Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed

If you could go anywhere, where: Where Are We Now?

Fav mode of transportation: I Took a Trip on a Gemini Spaceship

If my life were a TV show: God Only Knows

Relationship status: Brilliant Adventure

Your fear: I'm Afraid of Americans

Tagging (if u wanna!): @willowenigma, @dianetastesmetal, @gydima, @samuelroukin, @bjornkram, @apineappleheart, @bromelads, @vexbatch, @mash1972, and @king-bussy

[divorcetual]

HELLOOOO !!

[lilac-melody]

Packing is so stressful...

[rhys-ravenfeather]

I don’t think it’s any secret by now how much I absolutely love love LOVE the yes, totally-fanon-but-shut-up-i-don’t-care-i-still-love-it daddy/daughter relationship between Snatcher and Hat Kid but honestly?

Looking at it, the relationship between Hat Kid and Mustache Girl, even in canon, is a close second for me.

Like? They start off as friends early on, only for MU to turn against her pretty much right away after Hatty refuses to help her, and end up becoming the game’s final boss, and given that the game gives you the option of whether to help her, or not, by the end, there’s honestly just so much potential there for fan works?

Whether they end up becoming friends/partners in crime again, their relationship somehow ends up getting worse, or they never see one another again--honestly, Hatty and MU just have such an interesting dynamic to me.

[todayisafridaynight]

I completely agree! I'm glad you don't mind at least, but of course, it's totally natural to be predisposed to liking what you end up liking. I think that's gonna happen no matter what and it's not something that ever needs to be suppressed. There are very obvious patterns in my favorite characters and pairings for a reason lol

Same! I'm very selective as well, so a fic that stands out that much is always gonna be one for the books. I'm thrilled the language barrier didn't get in the way. The scene at the park GETS ME like the way Jo just knows that it's gonna eat away at Masato and does his best to accommodate instead of dragging him straight home like bro😭😭

I've always wanted to know what differs in Jo's and Arakawa's "parenting styles" that made Masato have such a clear "favorite," and maybe it's things like that that build up. ALSO AGREE on the drama theme in Confession, there's a bit of that in Y7 as-is so it was a great choice to hone in on and highlight it.

I knew you'd say that haha, but I think my subconscious simply understands that if I'd trust anyone with AraSawa, it's you. Also no worries, I genuinely wasn't even expecting a reply until you got home, godspeed lol--super excited to see what you come up with, and I hope you enjoyed your trip + the sushi!

Of course! Nothing wrong with liking what you end up liking. I only worry about it so I don't miss out on good things just because I'm not familiar with it or it's something new- trying to be open minded and ready to try different things and all :]

YEAHYEAH it especially felt great since like. Jo seeing Masato cry about not being able to walk was of course what got him back into his life, so it was nice to loop back to that and instead of Jo not being able to do anything like the first time, he go to be there for him now ;;

On the topic of parenting styles though, I'm genuinely surprised I haven't let slip any of my personal notes about how they parent Masato- or at least how I've speculated they parent him (of course we see how Masumi takes care of him more, so the 'speculation' part more so lies on Jo's end since obviously we didn't get to see it as explicitly). I actually thought of writing up a post about their parenting styles, but I thought I'd be repeating a lot of points we went over uu;;

Even if I might not ever write a fic, I'm glad that I've gotten the mark of approval for AraSawa interpretations (I guess my silly comics are the closest to written fics huh lmao)!