#and ragequit brainrot

[tsunochizu]

I know this is not what all of you followed me for but deal with it

Ragequit head bonk

[hdra77]

maybe that's not a good idea at all

i've been going through a really bad burn out and this is all i really manage to doodle??uhh yeah another ragequit because because because- oh yeah and this is for my GF's AU !! these two never left my mind and i really cannot stop doodling them. for those whose interested in knowing about what the AU is about let me know !

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Ragequit brainrot part 2

[erisgekko]

i just.

something took over my brain

[moodymuu]

I WILL FEED YOU RAGEQUIT BRAINROT. FEAST!!!!

NO YOU WILL NOT ToT! YOULL MAKE ME EXPLODE. HELP!!!

[goofdropp]

oc brainrot

I was bored af so NSH and NPS interactions lets go

"NSH. Remove yourself from the public voice chat. Now.

"...? Sooo did someone hurt you?"

"No. Its your annoying voice. Its giving my central processing arrays aches. Go request for a better voice.

"Alright... I'll just talk more instead, got it, bye bye"

"NO-"

[TRANSMISSION ENDED]

"No Significant Harassment. Oh- I mean pest. Consider pursuing the Great Problem instead of a relationship-"

"Why, does this concern you? Haha, you're dozens of kilometers away from me, pick on someone else."

"As if you weren't making it deathly obvious."

"Hahahaha! Kill yourself."

[TRANSMISSION ENDED]

that last one is NOT about the ragequit ship. I swear it is NOT about it

[deancasforcutie]

when I tell you that keeping sensible spn blogs of the time on my dash when I was too beaten down from what the worst people I've ever met in fandom had done to me to keep watching, must've inoculated me from whatever noxious brainrot those same people were on when -after ragequitting 5 years before- they reinvaded like the British fucking Museum with the same unholy Old Wank false narratives as 2015 and I was just like Haven't You Heard the queer feminist found family delight it's been since as years of meta passively healing me have made obvious...... I guess you could say They Didn't Know Jack

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

i really don't like the shipping part of this fandom. people are so tunnel visioned about their ships (the iterator ones, idc about the slugcats in that regard) it's unbearable, i wish romantic(-leaning) dynamics were treated as a support device for the story, you know, as any other relationship. instead its "oh nsh and srs talk soooooo muuuch they must be sooo in love" BOTH OF THEIR FRIEND ARE IN DANGER thats why they're talking you dumbass shut uuuup😭 i am gripping you by the shoulders and shaking violently PLEASE play the game for once stop engaging with media through the lense of shipping you are not going to survive the winter

i hate how fanon handles ships with a burning passion but trafficlight and ragequit hands down have the most brainrotted individuals around them. sunstone too probably but idk the tag seems to be dying. for good. a bit less yaoi

another rant post but i dont come to this blog to have a conversation im here to yell at strangers into the void

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[firefly--bright]

hi 🫶🫶 I wanted to ask a question about if u think jean is a gamer and gets ragequits games 😭 I love reading ur headcanons 💙💙

hi!!

okay, so I do think jean can get incredibly competitive. in canonverse I think he'd get into any game with this mindset of that he HAS to win especially if it's up against Connie or eren. in a modern universe I think he's just the same,,,,

i think he'd. be very into like brainrot-ish games like those ads for games you'd see on reels or tiktok like homescapes or some shit and if you ever catch him playing it (he's very careful of keeping his obsession hidden) he'll deny it but you can very obviously tell he's lying because his entire face is red and he's coming up with terrible excuses

"jean are you playing cityscapes?"

"what? no, ofcourse not. i mean, yeah, the app is on my phone and yes I do, sometimes, like, play it but it's not that big of a deal, like it's just for homework because it does deal with like....architecture, and stuff. haha."

he's digging a grave for himself and both of you know it

with indoor games like twister and board games and stuff he'll get very cocky and shit talk everyone but if he loses he'll make up excuses for it and on the same line, if he wins it's literally all he can talk about for atleast a week he will use bragging rights he will make ur life a living hell

with card games SPECIFICALLY I think he'll actually be very good at them because some of them are strategy based and he eats it UPPP he's good at it and he knows it which makes it an even worse thing for you because he knows exactly what he's doing and how to win. in so e card games where you have to lie (ahem, bluff) he will LOSE SO HARD his ass doe not know how lie even for the game he will be sweating the entire time (if you don't know bluff it's,,, basically a card game where u have to lie alot hehe I think you can search it up)

in videogames YES HE DOES RAGEQUIT he's a very,,, petty but also cut throat player. idk much abt video games but he gets very touchy feely and loud about it. if he's playing something you will hear him play it without even having to know because he shouts into his mic so much (mainly at Connie or, again, eren)

so yeah!! thank u for the ask!! I'm sorry I kept it marinating for a week I just didn't have much of an answer to give, hehe, but I just playing some games with friends over the weekend so i know what answer I was giving :3

[princess-self-shipping]

I apologize to everyone in my Rain World following but currently the Eclipse and Ragequit brainrot are winning-

And I am mad I don't have more Eclipse fanfics to read

[soniccrazygal]

K so I know I'm not any of the anons that have suggested all of this, but I have some thoughts/ questions about the ucn au for anyone willing to listen to my lame brainrot.

One of Michael's hobbies is baking, right? What if Michael's biological mother started teaching him some Mexican recipes, like homemade tortillas and things like that? Would he want to learn more recipes from her?

This question is more for when the souls finally capture William and put him in UCN. Since Michael was obviously the one with the most firsthand experience with UCN, would his shadow ever take the reins, per say, and do all the things that can make any regular player in this reality headdesk, ragequit, table flip, etc in anything ranging from annoyance to terror, like sending Dee-Dee, Toy Chica, and Rockstar Freddy repeatedly within one night alone, letting Mr. Hippo kill William and rant over and over for a period of about 4 weeks real time, and even putting Withered Chica in the back of the group of animatronics and then making all of them approach the office at once, both in the hallways and in the vents, essentially having all hostile entities within 10 feet and closing in quick?

Speaking of Helpy, do the souls ever recreate him for Michael? I've heard of several instances in which Helpy assists Michael with panic attacks and is a source of comfort. Does that apply here as well?

Not sure on the baking as that’s dependent on what lullaby anon wants to do with the mom, but I can totally see shadow Mike using the same things and knowledge about what had caused the real Mike so much pain and terror to make things even worse against William. And not just rage inducing scenarios, but strange moments of silence of well. William would be flipping through camera feeds looking for something but not finding anything, the suspense and his own imagination fueling his fear about what could be coming, making almost a relief when animatronics start attacking like normal. Sometime the silences would go on for so long that William would start to feel hope that maybe it was finally over only for an animatronic to swiftly end him and drown him in despair.

As for Helpy, he’s definitely there some way (though not sure how he got there) and does assist in calming Mike down when necessary as Helpy’s one the few if not the only one that won’t terrify Mike by approaching closer as Helpy has literally never hurt Mike.

[tteokdoroki]

So I have been listening to the cover of 'smoke and mirrors' by RafScrap for several days now and omg it has been sending me back into a brainrot for yanderes

But like

Hear me out-

Yandere Bakugou is the complete opposite of the Bakugou we usually know- his love sickness has burned the last bit of sanity left for you and he has grown into someone who is overly careful and scarily loving

His anger issues of course are still part of him but god help him if he ever laid a hand on you the wrong way, he would probably bomb his own wrists and neck as punishment if he ever hurt you out of a ragequit he had (probs because of you)

God forbid him but he needs- NEEDS you you're his perfect match- his bride and knight in shining armor for his broken soul and empty heart

Holy heck he would be so ready to truely murder anyone who makes you smile the way you usually smiled at him, just to later on smear their blood and smoke onto your cheeks as he carresses them with his bloody and sweaty, still hot gloves

"I'm not asking much just give me your love, and put noone else above me- go on say you l o v e me"

I think he would sound so sick and desperate whining and moaning these words as he almost cums from the intensity of your touch alone on his body it would send such shockwaves through him, he can't truely get enough of you

I bet he would be so demanding it's scary the way he destroys anything in your area in his frustration when you don't smile or talk to him- you don't know his morals for you- but you didn't want to test him so you would try and prevent him from destroying your property- god he's just so desperate for you he almost cries for you when you do reach out to him

Bakugou is your property now- at least that's what he likes to think, he gives you everything, this untamable beast is in your hands now- his heart, soul and body- why would you reject such an offer? You don't want him to make you regret it? He would find a way

Not gonna lie he has tattooed his name onto him- probably when you slept (he drugged you) he tattooed his name into you too- loves do these matching tattoos, right?

Well he tattooed his name onto your thighs-

God he would trace the letters of his name with his tongue at every chance he could

He would be so gentle with you as soon as you dive under the covers for a long night of oral sex and soft thrust

He would treat you like porcellain

This pro hero has to really contain himself from drilling his child into you, unless you beg for him to manhandle and hurt you in the most pleasurable way he won't

But damn you really have to beg him, remind him that he offered himself to you and he will do anything you asked

If it is either the stockholm syndrome or true love? Nobody knows

But he would never break your precious heart~

-glasses anon

the way this made me developed Stockholm syndrome for him in like 2.5 seconds im screaming !!! glasses anon your brain is forever so big please let me worship the ground you walk on ☹️☹️

he would be so so delirious too, the only air he breathes is whatever you allow him— he’d do whatever you said to keep you happy even if it meant putting his life on the line but he could never ever leave your side. bakugou would rather lose everything he had than hear your tell him to go away or leave you alone!!

you are his purpose !!

[hdra77]

I hope you know that you are the reason i started enjoying the ragequit ship, i usually dont partake in shipping but something about it just feels so right to me

I'm glad to hear that more people are starting to enjoy ragequit because of my ragequit brainrot lol! They are perfect i am in love with their dynamics and i must spread it more <3333

Ragequit is my comfort ship so these two means so much to me 🥺💗

[orchideon]

Tf2 and Castle crashers headcanons

(Because one of my friends dragged me into tf2, and because we both like castle crashers. the brainrot is v v existant) 

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 Pyro:

 -Pink knight, no questions asked. none. absolutely none. but will play the fire demon when he can’t be pink.

 -He likes the magic they use! 

 -His favorite weapon? oh, 100% the lollipop. 100%. 

-he has points in magic and attack (:

-Can’t just choose one animal orb!!! they’re all so cute!!

-Takes his time playing, plays at his own pace (:

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Soldier:

-plays as barbarian (I had to ask my friend for help with this thank you bro)

-His favourite pet is Bipolar bear

-I have the feeling he puts a lot of points into attack

-Guarding?? nah! he just button mashes and hopes for the best! ~~~~

Sniper:

-Uses owlet, it was the first one he got and he never changed it

-pretty spread around stats, but leans more toward defense and agility. 

-Hangs in the back taking care of loose ends while the others get in on the action.

-Plays the bandit character and uses the bow so much ~~~

Medic: 

-(after asking my friend, she said king since the king has healing magic)

-Uses one of the bird companions

-Wanted to use owlet but sniper got to them first

-ALL HIS POINTS INTO ATTACK AND MAGIC LET’S GO

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Heavy:

-Plays as one of the bears.

-Uses Pelter or the yeti as his animal orb

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Scout:

-red knight red knight

-Ragequits sometimes.

-Hated the industrialist level. he had a bad time with that

-Uses whatever orbs he finds (Likes the chicken)

-Probably has a club equipped

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Engineer:

-Plays industrialist. machine good yes.

-Uses Pazzo

-Figured out how to speed through boss fights using the industrialist’s magic.

-Likes the industrialist level ~~~

Spy:

-uses the fencer

-uses the fencing foil as his main weapon

-maybe uses golden whale as his pet ~~~

Demo: