#and she was on CLEARANCE

[chilling-seavey]

McLaren cap came in the mail today 😎

[clowncollegevaledictorian]

hey carla my love how the fuck did you know who the beast is

[sskk-manifesto]

[can-a-tuna-fish]

When you realize/remember that a skirt has pockets It’s very important to announce it as loud as possible in the middle of the mall.

[pancakeke]

fake medical training asses are always funny to me and then I see the price and they become even funnier. nearly two thousand dollar big fake ass.

[abirddogmoment]

frozen baby in a frozen landscape

[leyyvi]

Pls look at my cat in a santa suit (not clickbait)

[pitynostars]

rose temple noble should not be at a gold security secret organisation tower fighting the god of death she should be in SCHOOL.

[fereldanwench]

⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️

[givehimthemedicine]

Max is so emotionally constipated and sarcastic and guarded. she wants to be included and to show and be shown tenderness so badly but both are so hard for her. she's had a front row seat to relationships crashing and burning and it made her build walls before it was even her turn for relationships. she'll show up, she'll pick locks, she'll audition relentlessly for a role that does not exist, she'll fight for her spot, she'll prove herself. she'll walk away, she won't fall for it, she'll accept insults she thinks she deserves, she'll leave before she's left. she'll disguise hurt as anger and add another brick until nobody can see her anymore and then she'll cry that she's alone.

El grew up in a cage and she's cannonballing into a human life that she learned from soap operas five minutes ago. she's eager to love big and messy and full of mistakes and unashamed. she'll knock anyone on their ass who tries to take what she's decided is hers. she'll kill for her friends, she'll die for them, she'll caress their hair when she hugs them. she'll seek the acceptance of someone she's already rejected. she'll drop the most dramatic line and not bat an eye. she'll bleed and scream and cry in front of everyone, she'll tell a room full of bullies that her dad is her hero, she'll say I love you when no one's ever said it to her. she will have love in her life even if she has to drag it by the ankle. and if she's separated from it she'll escape, she'll break rules, she'll go defcon 1, she'll defy natural laws, she won't stop at death. she'll give of her own heartbeat to get it back.

[ettaevie]

I hate Dead Apple not because of the actual content of the movie, but because the beginning slideshow made me aware of the characters' ages and irreparably damaged my perceptions of them and their relationships

I thought Dazai and Kunikida were like 25? 26? Idk. I shipped Atsushi and Kyouka because I thought Atsushi was like 15-16 like literally every other anime protagonist (If he's 18 then he didn't have much time left at the orphanage regardless of the tiger).

Also Mori is just out of his thirties. Talk about ambitious. Dude's had like 3 separate careers that each take 10+ years to achieve.

Fitz is like 33?! A teen father apparently? Make it make sense.

I really feel like they were just pulling numbers out of a hat.

[whippedcloudsofcream]

Ares gifting Clarisse that spear he bought on discount at the Olympus souvenir shop

[sskk-manifesto]

SHE'S HERE [gay scream]

[narugen]

established relationship hoshimina where mina has to go overseas for idk some jakdf stuff (she couldn’t even bring bakko) and gets super homesick… hoshina trying hard not to book plane tickets as soon as they video call on the second week and mina looks like this 🥲 hoshina hating that he has to leave his captain alone and mina hating that she’s alone again…

[mortemcatabasis]

Custom designs for @krembearry

[creamecream]

Headcanon/Thought: Sinners use different names than their ones in life because it’s a very bad idea to give out your true name, especially to fae creatures and demons.