#and she’s not wrong

[akwardtractor]

This year @dirtbag-linecook-kyloren and I worked on a Kylux Big Bang! Please enjoy chapter one, where Ben learns he might be a she and gets dunked on by her new crush, English teacher Hux.

[racing-stripes]

another day another instance of my mother referring to miles as “the normal one” in tlsp

[quietwingsinthesky]

you guys know how bill walks into twelve’s office and immediately starts gushing about her crush on a girl. i am choosing to believe she opened with that so easily because she literally bumped into nardole on her way in and went OH. its safe here. these guys are married.

[marleneismydopamine]

Sirius: I failed my safety training course today.

James: Why, what happened?

Sirius: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

James: And?

Sirius: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

[foreveranevilregal]

Poland back at it with the PowerPoint effects.

[whenthegoldrays]

Wait no but I told my friend yesterday that I had hesitated on watching Smallville because Clark looked too much like my last crush and it was trippy but that then I started watching it anyway and she’s like “well. as long as Clark looks at least a little better than your crush it’s fine :)”

[touyasdoll]

trying to clean out my closet for the first time in literal years but Bella’s just being so photogenic rn

[daffodilsonaprettystring]

Wanna know something funny about my little Wolfstar Titanic AU? Literally the only reason it exists is because I sat down to watch the movie for the sole purpose of writing ANOTHER fic I was writing 😂😂

Like in this other fic Sirius makes Remus watch Titanic and I was like hmmm I haven��t watched that in a while let’s watch it so I can have them make dumb comments to eachother

BUT THEN I STARTED SEEING ALL THE PARALELS BETWEEN ROSE AND SIRIUS

ANS MY BRAIN WENT WOW I WONDER IF THERES A TITANIC AU

And TikTok failed me when I looked it up so naturally I thought Oop well it’s up to me then🤷‍♀️

Never have I ever been so happy with a series of events oml literally this AU is my favorite thing ever and i love watching my friends panic over how I’m going to end it (kill Remus/Jack or not) lmao😂😂😂

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[autistook]

I love social media

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[scre6m]

What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[bambygourl]

ITS HIS FAULT 🫵🫵

[maxthesillyy]

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl