#and stop crying in the shower

[luveline]

I love the duality of being a person. One half of me wants to shove a screwdriver into my eye socket and the other half is like but babe :( the world is beautiful:( and it really is.

[fisheito]

collab #2 with @xenole i was given a chibi yakumo and i.. i...... turned it into thiS

[calicos-clones]

I don’t think people realize how freaked out fanfic readers get when their favorite author(s) doesn’t update their ongoing schedule ON TIME.

And it’s not cause we want the chapter…it’s cause we’re so fucking worried about the Author.

Like— OMG ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US THE TRAGIC UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NOTES THE PAST 10 CHAPTERS?! WHY STOP? ARE YOU DEAD? DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE YOUR CAT?? HAVE YOU EATEN?? HAS YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED??

Readers no longer care about the story when they don’t get their usual update. We panic and flag S.O.S as we track down our wayward author who has been both blessed by the universe with a creative mind and cursed all the same with the worst luck.

So any authors who are reading this please understand— when we comment “hey are you okay?” in your comments. No, we are not asking about the chapter.

We are legitimately concerned for your wellbeing. Do not force yourself to shit out a chapter just to appease other ppl when you yourself are not in the mental state to enjoy it or even write it to begin with.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

[bcofl0ve]

sweet boy. i love you and your heart and that sweet head of yours so damn much. being your fan is an honor that i treasure deeply. ❤️

[baeshijima]

THE NEW HS AU EVENT CARDS OHHHHH

[that-was-anticlimactic]

one of the worst feelings ever is wanting to write but your hands hurt too much or the words just don’t want to work so you just sit there staring at a half finished doc with tears in your eyes bc you want to write and you need to write but everything is telling you that you can’t

[orangeshinigami]

my day was so awful that missing the bus to go home was just the last straw for me to break down crying

[demonir]

So I took a nap and had another weird tf2 dream

Soldier and sniper were sitting on a couch and I was in a unicycle??? With my hand resting on soldiers shoulder for stability but I kept wobbling a lot until I just ditched the unicycle and sat on the couch with them, sniper and I kept sneaking glances at each other and blushing but soldier was in between us making disgusted faces at us (honestly deserved)

At one point I decide to take a nap and soldier lets me rest my head on his lap and it’s very comfortable and I quickly fall asleep

Then there’s a weird like camera cut to soldier crying in the shower??? He yells “WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO YOU?” And bangs the walls of the shower with his fists and keeps crying, and yes he was wearing the helmet in the shower (I don’t know who the “you” he was referring to was)

After that I wake up from the in dream nap and there’s a commercial for a korean bakery on a huge screen??? But then the bakery manifests itself IN the room we’re in and I’m just staring at it dumbfounded when I turn to look at soldier and sniper only to see that sniper had taken off his shirt and I go “what the fuck are you doing?” To which he responds in Spanish “idk buddy hjanfnvbdjdjenvn”

Then we all see the people at the bakery place chocolate cookies on the counter and we all go “mmm cookie” before we get up to go steal the cookies

And then the dream ends 👍

[nostalgiaplant]

Merry Christmas! My dogs lungs are collapsing and we have to put her down tomorrow. Sorry to be a downer on main I just don’t know what to do right now.

[criscura]

I wish I wasn't so exhausted and I could make more art.... I even planned out a whole prompt-a-day month for Saigenos/Genosai, TWICE, but the first time no one seemed like they could participate when I asked about it, and the second time I friggin lost the damned plan. I could remake it a third time, but I just....I don't know.

I've been really struggling to get along for a while, and I think if it didn't hit it off--or even if I just got really productive and it seemed like I was reaching crickets--I'd be so incredibly discouraged that it would bring me down even further. It usually takes my stuff a few months to a year to get reach, and that really doesn't do anything for me when I need the support immediately.

It's not that I don't have a billion ideas for so many different things, but my battery has been taking longer and longer to charge up and it's been running out faster and faster, and it's been like this for....a year?? Ish?? Maybe longer, I don't know.

I wish I could just stop needing so much fucking time to bounce back.....

[craoxruife]

yk how people have daddy issues and date people who remind them of their father? the black brothers have something like brother issues. and they date variants of each other. that's why jegulus and wolfstar work as variants of each other.

[sysig]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAX <3 <3 (Patreon)

[quirkle2]

i am literally so hungry and yet i am like paralyzed in my seat. why can't i get up and go get food. why am i just sitting here while my stomach wallows in agony. i feel ill. jay be normal

[himikyuu]

❥ necklace.

[diniidjarin]

mass effect mandalorian au but it’s urdnot wrex accepting a turian bounty on an unusually powerful biotic salarian infant. send tweet