rambling headcanons under readmore
After rebuilding the hotel Lucifer moves in, wanting to help Charlie in whatever way he can. For Charlie’s sake, he’s going to try and get along with her friends somehow. What starts out as a trial in ‘not raising to any of that fucker’s insults’ becomes ‘alright, I can tolerate the Radio Demon’ then ‘okay, maybe Alastor is not THAT bad’ and somewhere along the line he starts to develop feelings for him.
Lucifer panics. He’s never felt anything like this since Lilith. She’s been gone for years, and he didn’t think he’d feel anything like this again. He decides that this is crazy, and if he just ignores it and pushes all these new feelings as far down as possible, they will go away.
They don’t.
And soon the whole damn hotel seems to know. This is extremely embarrassing, but the only one who’s opinion really matters to him is Charlie. Lucifer thought she’s be disappointed that he’s moving on from her mom. Charlie is not; she’s seen how depressed her father has been, how much he’s been struggling these last years, so if he can find happiness again, he should go for it! When Charlie starts pushing for him to ask Alastor out, Lucifer almost wishes she’d disapproved.
But ... perhaps he should do it. He’ll probably get a no, but maybe a humiliating rejection is what will finally snap him out of it. Maybe he can somehow move on then.
It turns out there was one person in the hotel who had not picked up on Lucifer’s feelings:
Alastor had no clue.
So, when Lucifer asks him out, his first thought is ‘is this some sort of trap?’ and the second is ‘oh. how can I use this?’
... so he says yes.
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i feel like posting a short blurb from my wip bc i wrote it when i was just putting words to paper - not even writing, just getting ideas down - and i still find it hilarious
“Your impertinence is amusing when it’s aimed at my brother, but you will not prevail against me, Emrys,” Morgana hissed, her wild and unkempt hair sticking out around her head like a bed of snakes.
Merlin’s eyes narrowed further as he pulled himself higher in his seat to properly look down at her, “Destiny has decided I will always be stronger than you, better than you. I will always be your doom. Just give in, witch.”
Morgana stood, her chair scraping loudly as it sailed from behind her. She slammed her hands down on the Round Table, sending Lord Nimrod to the floor with the force of his flinch, “I deserve to be Court Sorceress.”
Merlin stood much slower with an air of quiet power and grace. He crossed his arms and continued to stare down at her, “That’s nepotism.”
“Bullshit!” Morgana turned her mad stare over to Arthur who was staring up at the ceiling, his eyes drooping with exhaustion.
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Hamid: Hello, father.
Wilde: Hamid, hey!
Hamid: *realizing what he just said*....
Wilde: *having the same realization* ...
Hamid: uh... I'm so sorry. I...
Wilde: ... What if we never talk about that ever again?
Hamid: Deal.
*on the other side of the door*
Zolf: *laughting super hard* Wilde's face was absolutly gold!
Cel: Should we tell them we overheard the conversation?
Azu: It was kinda sweet, but I think is better not.
[bonus]
Wilde: You're such an old man.
Zolf: Oh you're one to say, *in a mocking tone* dad.
Wilde: *fake scandalized gasp* Mister Smith! *deeply smug* Are you calling me daddy?
Zolf: *read as a tomato* I should have drowned you in a bucket when I had the chance.
Wilde: You'd miss me.
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I keep seeing art of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth wearing wedding rings and being married to each other and now im genuinely mad Capcom just doesnt do it.
Will they ever? Probably not at like 99% guarantee it won't.
Do i still want it and will literally accept anything? Yes.
If Apollo can somehow on technicalities be a prince, i dont see how I'M being the illogical one here.
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Finished Bury Your Gays and burst into tears, thanks for everything Chuck.
If you’re not reading this book you are missing out!!!
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