Ladies, may i have your attention please ?
Reblog and share this post with the most girlies possible right now, because
👏WE 👏NEED 👏TO 👏START 👏AN 👏OLDER 👏VIRGIN 👏GIRL 👏SUPPORT 👏GROUP
(Lads, don't you effing start laughing like stupid, i bite fr! Love u if u support tho)
If you are like me, a 24 yo and + woman and virgin/never had sex/single, or can relate to, let's start this mf support group, reblog and share so that more ladies can follow us, 'cause i can't be the only one 😤
If you don't, reblog and share are still appreciated but DON'T READ THE REST OF THE POST FOR I AM GOING TO SLANDER 🌠Jennifer🌠 SO HARD, THE CHILDREN MUST NOT SEE AND U DON’T WANNA SEE THAT
Ladies, be a girl's girl and join the fight against 🌠Jennifer🌠 !!!
TW : abuse of the word "virgin" because it's not an insult not a compliment so we are getting used to hear it. If your uncomfortable with "virgin", get out 🚪🚶♀️
By the way, 🌠Jennifer🌠 is not a person : she is an allegory, she represents the people when i tell them i am virgin.
I picture 🌠Jennifer🌠 as female because in french, my native language, nouns have genders and society is female, i don't make the rules 💅 I don't personally know a Jennifer : i picked the name for the vibe.
Since i am adult virgin woman, she assumes that I :
Too pure for this world
Waiting for marriage
Religious
Traditional
No fun at all
Don't get sex joke
Blushing/outraged at anything even remotly intimate
Ugly/unattractive
Bad at flirting
A lesbian in denial
Aro/ace
Femcel
Shy/not assertive/doesn't dare anything
Childish/immature
Don't take care of myself
Must have something wrong in my body and/or my head
Aiming for someone not single (for example, her lame and uglyass bf 🤮)
Hate men
Too masculine/not womanly enough
A "nice girl" or a "one of the boys"
Scaring/disgusted the boys out
Scared of the 🍆
Don't know how it works
"Too much into politic" / too feminist
Set my standards too high
Have a trauma
Not interested in others/antisocial/sociopath/cavewoman
Don't masturbe
Need advice about the boys
Too romantic
Had strict parents
A lonely girl
Actually a minor
Cringe
Chronically online
Don't know life
Lying
Like STFU, stop. You don't even make sense !
We were talking, getting to know each other. We were getting along so far until i dropped "actually i am still a virgin" bomb.
And then 🌠Jennifer🌠 started to look at me funny and that's how i KNOW she will less respect me. Like she either babying or gaslighting me. She may not say anything but all the previous points above are shining through her sassy eyes.
I KNOW i may sound aggressive in this post but irl i am not like that, she just annoys me so much . Your girl have a job, friends, hobby, ambition, dreams, YOUR GIRL IS BUSY and doesn't have to put up with those bs.
The worst is : i am perfectly okay with me having reaching adulthood and still being virgin, but it somehow bugs🌠Jennifer🌠' for no reason and wanna make it my problem.
So hear me out, 🌠Jennifer🌠 :
what i put or not my coochie is not your effing business
I am 24, you thought seeing a dick pic would have me blushing ?
As if i'd want ur lameass bf 🤮 he doesn't even treat u right
All the men i know so far were nothing but wonderful with me
Do i need to show you my 139452 step self-care routine to prove you i am girly enough ?
If i scare the men, how come you are not scared of me ? (Fear me or i will harvest your kneecaps)
What if i wasn't queer/lgbt ? (Show them support pls)
I am fabulous 💅💅💅💅💅🖕
I don't have any sex related trauma, but i will be your worst nightmare if you keep going
Why would i be lying ? I don't have time for creating bs, unlike you
No i am not hidding it 🖕
I would love to do sex jokes for you. Unfortunatly i don't like you and will not joke around with u
Your standards are too low
Me and my bitches from the adult virgin women support group will put you down and we are not shutting up. Period 💅
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡
:0 Hello there!
Video games (*^▽^*) Kinda obivious answer since this is mostly a game blog but still. Be it building stuff, playing critically acclaimed oc creator with hours of story, or short little pixel games - you can always find something you like.
Fancy desserts. I have a huuuuuuge sweet tooth haha. Normal desserts are nice too ofc, but there's something special in going to a bakery and seeing some really pretty, well made desserts.
Backstage of a theatre. It's really fun to do all sorts of silly stuff backstage while waiting for your turn haha. I used to work in a local theatre years ago, and had a role in few plays, and while customer service jobs are a pain everything else was really fun.
Npc players - in dungeons especially, but seeing them anywhere is fun. It was what inspired me to make bunny-Hyth and lala-Ryne! All the Haurchefants I've seen, that one really good Urianger player in Dun Scaith, little sprout Ardbert in Stone Vigil, the absolute chaos that was Dynamis on launch: it's fun seeing a beloved npc running around, doing normal game things. And from the interactions with my npc alts I think lots of people feel the same!
Hummm, what to pick... uhhh watching animals do silly stuff? Mostly inspired by currently watching neighbor's dogs go nuts over a hose while he's trying to wash his car lol. I don't have a pet right now, but luckily I can usually watch the 3 floofballs next door playing. Or bother friends for pics of their cats.
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