Princess Bride quotes that I think would suit Hazbin characters.
Alastor: I mean, once word leaks out that a demon has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it’s nothing but work, work, work all the time.
Charlie: You mock my pain!
Alastor: Life is pain highness. Anyone says different is selling something.
Charlie: You mocked me once. Never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care!
Alastor: As you wish my dear.
Sir Pentious: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Adam: I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.
Sir Pentious: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Adam: Am I going mad or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you reptilian land mass!
Angel: That Adam, he can fuss.
Sir Pentious: Fuss, fuss, I think he likes to scream at us.
Angel: Probably he means no harm.
Sir Pentious: He really very short on the charm.
Angel: Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.
Sir Pentious: Yes, some of the time.
Adam: Enough of that!
Angel: Are there rocks ahead?
Sir Pentious: If there are, we’ll all be dead.
Adam: No more rhymes now! I mean it!
Sir Pentious: Anyone want a peanut?
Adam: Ahhhhh!
Adam: Inconceivable!
Angel: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vox: Surrender!
Alastor: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Husk: That’s s not what he said. He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated.
Rosie: Liar! LIAR!
Husk: Get back witch!
Rosie: I’m not a witch! I’m your wife but after what you just said, I’m not even sure if I want to be that anymore!
Husk: You never had it so good!
Alastor: Give us the gate key.
Tom: I have no gate key.
Angel: Pentious tear his arms off.
Tom: Oh you mean this gate key.
Angel: Hello, my name is Angel Dust. You killed my friend. Prepare to die.
Angel: Offer me money.
Valentino: Yes!
Angel: Power, too, promise me that.
Valentino: All that I have and more. Please...
Angel: Offer me anything I ask for.
Valentino: Anything you want...
Angel: I want my friend back, you son of a bitch!
Vox: To the death!
Alastor: No. To the pain.
Vox: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Alastor: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you junkyard faced buffoon. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Vox: And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Alastor: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Vox: And then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.
Alastor: Wrong! Your ears you keep and let me tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
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Can i request a Angeldust x fit male reader where reader's love languages are physical touch (mostly teasing, rarely sexual and even so just mild stuff) and quality time? Thanks!
Angel x fit male reader
He loves your muscles. That's the first thing. And since one of your love languages is physical touch he's gonna be touching your muscles constantly
He's very touchy himself. And despite his hypersexual persona he does love cuddles
As for quality time, he struggles a bit because he's so busy with work. His boss Val rarely gives much time to himself. But every second he can he wants to spend it with you
He makes up for it by going out on the most romantic dates. Picnics on the rooftop underneath the night sky and Fancy dinners. But just staying at home and binging a show together is something you two really enjoy. He loves to lie in your big strong arms with Fat Nuggets curled up in between you
Sometimes if you have to get up while the two of you are cuddling up (say to go the bathroom or to make coffee in the morning) he'll whine.
"It's gonna be so cold here without you to keep me warm" he complains although he has like 3 blankets and a very warm little pet pig
In public he loves to sit on your lap
Doesn't matter how long you two have been dating he will flirt with you even in front of everyone
He also goes out of his way to get you to display your strength
He finds it very sexy but also likes teasing you
"Uggghh! I just can't get this jar open! Babe can you help me?" He asks trying to hide his smirk
You give him an annoyed look. Really? The whole jar opening thing? And he wasn't even being very convincing
You take it out of his hands and pop off the lid with ease
"Oh! You're so strong!" He teases with a wink
You were 99% sure he could've got that jar open himself
But you still did it
Surprisingly, when it's just the two of you he loves to slow dance
Him being a dancer as a profession influences it but he appreciates the slowness and intimacy of it
And not sexual intimacy
Though he does love to get frisky he really appreciates the fact that you value him and your time together for more than just that
He loves you, his big strong boyfriend with the soft tender heart
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