#angelic bitching

[angelicalbones]

Down two more pounds. Finally hit 200 I could actually cry. Knowing my body I'll hover right here forever but if I can see sub 200 by the end of the week I will call it a win.

Never thought I would even get this fucking far. Was wearing pants earlier that were already kinda loose but now if there's literally anything in the pockets those fuckers are NOT staying up

Working on a pattern last night and not only did I fit the sizing on the pattern I actually had to take it in like two sizes and might even have to take it in more

The progress is intoxicating Jesus christ

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

[horny-rose]

In a monster fucker mood right now, just imagining being the free use human for a clan of orcs!!!

Each orc has a huge, vainy, cock, barely covered by a loincloth made of animal skin and all you have to do is give one of them a single look, one that screams ‘fuck me’ and his cock is already standing at attention.

The first orc pulls you into his lap, right in the middle of everything and pushes his huge cock into your tight human hole….you’ll be moaning loudly and a second orc notices. He comes over to play with your chest. Massaging it in his huge hands, playing with your nipples, while you bounce like a good little bitch on the first orc’s cock- and a third will join in the fun. Kneeling down in-front of you, his mouth sucking and licking the mixed slick that’s falling out of your stuffed hole and all you can do is stay there and take it.

All while 5-6 more orcs simply watch. Lazily stroking their cocks, waiting patiently for the first to finish so they can have a turn :)

[sighed-the-snake]

Aziraphale was such a little bastard (/affectionate) for giving Jim hot cocoa to drink when he knew his old boss's opinion on sullying the temple of his body with "gross matter."

He did the same thing with Muriel, offered them tea knowing what they probably thought of it and then amiably watched them to see what they would do with it.

He's gone rogue, people. He's corrupting Heaven one politely offered hot beverage at a time.

[blackbeautyxoxo]

american made ౨ৎ

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

[wispurring-moss]

no thoughts just These TwoTM touch-starved losers gradually evolving into the epitome of casual touching/cuddling for absolutely no reason and they probably don't even realize they're doing it lol <'3

[xxxairheadedangelxxx]

Being bed bound for a day is always so insanely humiliating but ever since I've just let myself stay in bed instead of fighting thru it the day after is always so much better

I feel so much more awake and capable. Not at 100% but I have tasks I feel capable of completing and my mood massively improves

Finally taking care of chronic health issues it's so fucking hard but helps so so much. I feel like I'm finally making work to crack down on my internalized ableism. It's stupid difficult but I know it's necessary

[angelicalbones]

Literally been too busy to weigh myself in weeks

The level of terror in my soul over weighing myself tomorrow is ASTRONOMICAL

I looked like a beach fucking whale at con. So fucking unacceptable. Definitely not as bad as I have been(I finally have a fucking jawline back) but I can't keep doing this. Deluding myself into thinking I'm "fine"

I bought a walking pad today so that'll do wonders for my lack of exercise. I hardly fucking move working a desk job and then having sewing as a hobby but this should help alot

I love how I just can't fucking get away from here. I just go through phases of "I don't have time to spend all day walking and looking at thinspo" and "nothing else fucking matters if I can't do this I should just kms"

[nsvry]

[loser-jpg]

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID ANGEL WAS GONNA BE THE ONE TO DIE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SILLY SPIDER BOYS GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND HES GONNA HAVE THE MOST SICKENINGLY SWEET SLOW BURN LOVE STORY WITH THAT STUPID GAMBLING CAT

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*in heaven, with Charlie and Vaggie before the court meeting*

Gen!Z reader: *shouting* AYOO WE FRESH OUT THE 🎶MENTAL HOSPITAL🎶

Charlie:

Vaggie:

Adam: *whispers smugly* Thoughts and prayers bitches😏

[sailorkamino]

obi-wan wondered what jango fett could possibly gain by making an army for the enemy.

then he held a dying clone for the first time. so young his armor was still unpainted. and he realized.

this is how you destroy a jedi.

– empaths do not belong in war zones.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*camera filming like a documentary. Vaggie is narrating. The camera focuses on Husk reading on the couch*

Vaggie: This is Husk. He enjoys his personal space-

*camera pans out to reveal Angel laying across Husk’s lap*

Vaggie: This is Angel. He also enjoys Husk’s personal space.

[qdkdraws]

t i n y s

[afacelesschampion]

LONGLEGS (2024) dir. Osgood Perkins