#animals united au

[lemonttwhat]

FASHION MEME ANIMATION!! ✨

YESS!! FINALLY! I FINISHED! Hope u like this guys it took so long x')

[artistkeval]

Bracken my beloved /silly

[theultimatecruiseship]

Milk baths and bad smells

[an-inspired-eternity]

niiku is their collective little sister she is getting doted on so much. emu is so excited to be a big sister to someone

[aquaquadrant]

Are hels Joel and Lizzie still in a romantic relationship if so then I thinks since it would be a exaggerated version of their marriage then they are very volatile 

Lily has Lizzie’s never trust men comments(but actually means it) and jone has season 2 of empires Joels obsession with finding people to make babies with

So They are very much like Zeus and hera 

One moment they are sickeningly sweet then they start complaining about each other’s faults to others without communicating with each other 

Maybe lily has told jone about her past with Timmy so when ever she makes a comment on how useless men are he uses Timmy as a scapegoat/stress ball 

i’m gonna be honest the only part of empires i saw was when the hermits crossed over so uh. i’m really not qualified to speak abt hels lizzie and joel’s relationship except to say that yes, they have one, and yes, it’s probably very unhealthy (which is standard for hels HAH)

the uh. baby-making. i dunno how that works in empires (and tbh i don’t want to know) but in my interpretation of minecraft, players are only spawned by the universe. there’s no such thing as players uh…. making other players. so i don’t think that would factor in? unless he had a weird obsession with making like, armor-stand children, and pretending they were real for some reason.

(as a sidenote, sometimes players end up kind of ‘adopting’ baby players that spawn on multiplayer worlds/hubs. but that’s not the norm, because most players spawn on a private world and only gain access to inter-world travel when they’ve already grown up a bit, around the teenage stage. so the idea of raising children and having family units like that is very atypical, but not unheard of. and ofc you have close-knit social groups that form all the time, like found families, but just with adult players.)

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shasta art dump? yeah why not

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

Was thinking of new ideas for the animal AU and I had the idea of Chrisbear and Piersenji playing tug of war for some exercise/to pass the time and Chris just flings Piers around like a ragdoll because he's so much smaller and lighter and Chris doesn't hold back lmao

[mexcraziness-art]

Здравствуйте довольны странный вопрос: какой техно-органик оборотень из Transformers universe самый быстрый в альте режиме? (Подозреваю что это Бен так как он летать умеет)

Также хотела спросить кроме Бена среди скинченгеров кто-то умеет летать в режиме робота?

Actually it's Andromeda and Etna since their standard altmodes are jets! Then it's Soulstealer, he can fly in his altmode as well but not as fast as a jet of course xDD And Andromeda, Etna and Bluebird can all fly in their robot modes as well! That just made me realise Bodyguard is the only one who can't fly in robot mode... xD -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually it's Andromeda and Etna since their standard altmodes are jets! Then it's Soulstealer, he can fly in his altmode as well but not as fast as a jet of course xDD

И Andromeda, Etna и Bluebird тоже могут летать в своих режимах роботов! Это только что заставило меня понять, что Bodyguard— единственный, кто не может летать в режиме робота… xD

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csp would not let me export this gah dahm

[mexcraziness]

Здравствуйте вопрос: какая скорость у детей техно-органиков в их алтер формах?

Hmm, they don't really have a specific speed… But if you mean how fast they are compared to each other, I'd say from fastest to slowest:

Andromeda (Claire) Etna (Gina) Soulstealer (Ben) Bluebird (Annie) Bodyguard (Mex)

Tho it does depend on what altmode they're using, this only applies to their default altmodes! -------------------------------- Hmm, they don't really have a specific speed... But if you mean how fast they are compared to each other, I'd say from fastest to slowest:

Andromeda (Claire) Etna (Gina) Soulstealer (Ben) Bluebird (Annie) Bodyguard (Mex)

Хотя это зависит от того, какой альтмод они используют, это применимо только к их альтмодам по умолчанию!

[existential-extrovert]

Continuing my South Park hyperfixation rn.

There’s a distinct lack in South Park soul eater aus in this fandom and imma need that to be fixed IMMEDIATELY

Imagine:

Stan and Kyle paired together, Stan is the weapon- I’m thinking something classic like a broadsword or maybe a giant drill bit (thinking about Toolshed). They would be similar to Soul and Maka from the show- stan is a bit unstable as a partner but extremely loyal, Kyle is a hot head who’s unable to match with other weapons before Stan. They come together and boom the dynamic duo is born.

Obviously Creek are paired up together, tweek is the weapon, im thinking he has something like Tsubaki in the show where he has multiple weapon forms but is unable to control which form he takes. So randomly while he’s being wielded he’ll change from a dagger to a whip (it really pissed off his pervious meisters) eventually Craig partners with him on a whim after scaring away HIS weapon. After some trial and error, Craig is able to give tweek confidence in his ability as a weapon and they become a force to be reckoned with

I’m not sure who else I’d pair together, I’m down for some suggestions. Here are some general thoughts:

Kenny: weapon, bat w/ nails in it?

Butters: I can see him either way tbh, if he’s a weapon I think a hammer would fit him (like tsot)

Cartman: meister for sure, not sure who his partner is

I have a lot more thoughts lemme know if you want more:))

[torchickentacos]

Good news: hit 4k words today.

Bad news: it was on what was supposed to be a brief outline of a shitpost au, and I've only written the outline for 1 and a half chapters of it as well as a character sheet, and it's longer than half my actual-fic-oneshot wips end up being.

Good news again: pokeani western au. yeehaw.

[rotm-channel]

Burgess Observer Issue 5

News!

MAIN HEADLINE:

Hathway wins election by a landslide!

Yes,it's true he won the Presidential elections by a landslide because a landslide blocked his opponents road out of his house and caused him to miss most of the last campaigns which were decisive as he had a lead.But without appearing to address several key states he had a decisive defeat and lost by a mere 0,1 percent of voters!Hathway is a relatively unknown candidate and was at a disadvantage to win,then again he was not known for anything bad either….

Pages 1-6

Local News!

GIANT MIRACLE!

Last night somebody(or somebodies)built an intricate 18 foot snowman of Paul Bunyan.As part of the Burgess snowman competition it won first place by a landslide!But no one has come forth as to who have built it,whoever did it must have done quite some work on this Ice giant as it is very detailed and looks life-like and is well…gigantic with the ice being practically melded together as if by magic.Whoever you are we all would like to thank you(and your team)for this not only is it the biggest snowman made in the county,but it also caused a rapid increase in tourist and sight-seekers visiting.

Pages 7-8

Other headlines

Meteor Mystery

Last night Mt.Palomar picked up an asteroid the size of a small town it was heading towards the western seaboard,Scientist reported i could destroy a large part of the western seaboard and while the ICMs were being ready to knock it off course(or destroy it if neccesary)it dispersed under unknown conditions seemingly by itself and NASA is completely puzzled,to add to it somehow it wasn't seen until it was very close to Earth,and it being unknown why it wasnt picked up until then. According to experts its calculated impact point was Arcadia Oaks Ca.

Pages 9-11

Rescue,Repair and Renovate

After years of neglect ,thanks to a public fund and renewed interest the Local Drive-in theater called Forbidden Theater:The Terror from beyond fear!Is reopening,after being built in the late 40s and thriving for a long time till lower attendance due to the opening of the town cinema,it made a comeback thanks to support and new interest for movie nights in the cold night and fresh air and many daters chosing to go there.They always say theres a nice chill there at night…after some unexplained mysterious occurrences in and around town in recent years the sci-fi,mystery,monster movie craze came back with it.

Pages 12-15

Interview with Professor Bomba

He is a scientist and artist from Danbury, Connecticut he has done quite extensive research on forests and has come up through his years of research of a theory of little people living in the forest.

Alleged Dragon sightings in Canada near Kullersen Fissures-Theories and Explantions

The pride of the W.S.P. Fireball XL5 returns to Space City base in South Pacific after interplanetary exploration mission

Genetically engineered tomato with chemically altered ranch salad dressing experiment damadges 6 city blocks!

And more!

Eyes on the sky!

Weather:Fairly frosty with a chance of snow.

Today the Forbinned Theater presents:

-The BLOB

-Forbidened Planet

-Earth vs the flying saucers

-Destination:MOON!

-Mothra vs Goodzilla

Well this is it!

MARCH 27TH!!!ALERT!!!THE GUARDIANS COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT THERE BIGGEST THREAT!!!(MORE DANGEROUS AND POWERFULL THAN PITCH!!!!)

AND THEY WONT BE ALONE!!!!

ON MARCH 27TH!!!

This is the last thing i will publish till the story arc with a prologue on 26th and the story starting on 27th this will be an event you wont want to miss with several ties to the past.(And lets be real he would win any snowman competition by a long-shot!)

It seems as though Jack will be off the naughty list for that.

And I see he likes to watch movies and have some fun while watching them.(And if it werent for him it might not even have been reopened)

Always helping his town directly or indirectly.

Who built the Giant Statue?The same who did the snowflake Formation(Wrong answears only please.)

[toestalucia]

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