hello I humbly request your silliest pokemon character headcanons thank you
HEY BRO ok confession: my head is pretty empty in general, so i'm making up most of these on the spot. all about anipoke characters specifically (and almost entirely exactly the handful of them youd expect) because they're the only ones i rotate with enough frequency to do this for lmao
-(not really a headcanon bc tbh i believe he CAN drive but it's funnier if he can't) ever since i realized that gary was chauffeured around and not actually driving that car himself i maintain. gary oak cannot drive <3
copy and pasting this one from the depths of my priv twitter because i was so right about it tbh:
>garys NOT edgy hes like. a kpop fan.
>i feel like gary's like the kind of person who has a playlist for other people and a playlist for himself. the former is full of emo bangers and softcore grunge. the latter is bubbly pop music. goh is the exact opposite. in this essay i will
>"what about ash" he doesnt listen to music. thats because his head is already full of elevator music
-i think that goh is the epitome of the like "writing this in my journal in sparkly pink gel pen will fix me" but on the rare occasions he DOES journal he just writes out his activities like a grocery list. hes simply too embarrassed about having feelings to do anything else
-pretty much all of ash's friends have, at some point, made a fake social media account impersonating him. the only ones who did so with any margin of success are misty and lana
-speaking of social media - goh and lana both seem like they've gotten into discourse on twitter. lana is a troll and goh's compulsive need to be right about everything means that if they ever met in the online wilds, he was absolutely victimized by her
-you know that tumblr post where op said when they were a kid they thought their pet rock died so they flushed it down the toilet and severely clogged it? ashcore tbh
-you know who'd be really into alien conspiracy theories? clemont.
-i think an adult ash would be capable of cooking but he would also have to commit really hard to the bit of being bad at it, for old times sake. as a result he routinely eats things like cereal with gatorade instead of milk just to piss people off (he probably thinks its tasty though. let's be real)
-gary is a romcom enjoyer but he'll never admit it
-ash's first independent just-for-fun purchase is a pair of heelies. he is immediately banned from every walmart within a 200km radius of him
-ash and gary maintain their rivalry in really ridiculous ways. like "i bet you won't eat this pepper so spicy it sends people to the hospital" or "i bet you cant do a flip over that park bench and land on your feet" or "i bet you won't throw your shoes into the river just to prove you can" etc.
ok im all out of braincells. hope this satisfies <3
Rough translation: From now, on the 27th of June (Tuesday), carefully selected episodes of "Pokemon Best Wishes" will be out on "Anipoke Selection"! In the region of Unova, Ash will meet Iris who wants to become a Dragon Master and Cilan, a Pokemon connoisseur.
Link to the playlist
I just saw that on my timeline and got basically jumpscared by Trip, hahaha! I thought I'd share that here even if it's not the most relevant I suppose. It just makes me smile that Best Wishes is not being forgotten and might have a resurgence in popularity (hopefully) thanks to initiatives such as this. It needs to air again so people can rewatch it and realize that it really wasn't as bad as they made it out to be.
ash likes temp groups. he probably cried when iz*one disbanded ( but who didn’t ) but still stans all the members in their current activities. he also loves somi and the other ioi members a lot. he’d only listen to k-pop casually tbh, and never really go on social media to talk about them cause he’s only heard the horror stories of it.
misty is a shawol. and she just generally likes the old sm groups. she’s still going ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggy ding diggy ding ding ding in 2023. she posts a ton of updates of her biases and their songs, but her accs are usually filled with a bunch of old memes and ‘get jjonged’ videos.
gary’s an nctzen. sadly. he really only stans yuta, taeyong, jaemin, and a few others, because he has to keep his mental capacity. he knows anything and everything about every scandal they’ve ever had just so he can call out people for saying bullshit on his tl. chloe’s also an nctzen, but she’s jaehyun biased and doesn’t really dislike any of the members. their friends all cried when they heard sticker.
iris is the 3rd nctzen, she just doesn’t like sticker as much. which like, okay. she’s a dreamzen. she likes mark and w- jisung. i can’t call him that here. always finds herself talking to the dumbest people on stantwt. she likes more girl groups, though. and she watches those hello82 ateez videos on youtube.
goh is a taeyeon biased sone. he didn’t just have no friends because he didn’t want to talk to anyone, but because nobody would dance to gee with him. he got jessica jung’s book only because snsd, but then he realized the book was uh. not the greatest. gets into arguments all the time and has the sm entertainment apology post format memorized.
may’s a reveluv. seulgi biased. she buys pcs off social media even if they’re super expensive cause they look nice. kiawe’s also a reveluv, a HUGEEEE one. joy & yeri biased. he makes a hit tweet once a week and ( somehow ) is never in fanwars because everyone knows he’s right. they’re listening to birthday and peekaboo at this moment.
dawn is a . . . bunny? is that what newjeans stans are called?? i jst call myself a nwjns stan i actually have no idea. she does all the choreographies in her room, and she’s danielle and minji biased. has a bunch of lightsticks because she thinks they look cool in her room.
serena’s a sana biased once. knows every single dance even if she’s never done them in her life. she collects photocards and albums, probably has a photocard binder or a few. people keep trying to argue with her on stantwt so she has everybody blocked.
gladion’s another once. all the people he knows thinks he’s some fucking edgelord ( and he is, he’s not denying it ) and then they listen to his playlists full of what is love and heart shaker. nayeon stan. he also listens to a lot of bibi, though. people keep making him dance to love shot??? he just wants to go to bed??
lana stans whatever she feels like at the moment tbh. she’s a yunjin ult and keeps telling people to stop filling up her feed with garam because she was only in the group for 2 weeks. has a super aesthetic layout on every platform she’s on. i’m not saying she’s a doxxer, but she definetly has mutuals who are.
sophocles is a ningning ult. barely even listens to aespa, he’s there for ningning and her only. people would think he’d be into those ai groups, he really isn’t. probably listens to (g)i-dle and nmixx too. knows all the lyrics and dances to his faves’ songs.
lillie’s an insomnia and a neverland. she’d never listen to any of her brother’s playlists tbh. very much yuqi and gahyeon biased. listens to shitty podcasts, probably makes some. she probably makes those ‘unpopular opinions’ videos and a ton of analyses, but she actually tries not to hate every single song ever.
not everyone’s here. you think paul’s listening to k-pop.
We better fucking hear Festival at Iki Town theme in this week's ep during the welcome party because I NEED IT I NEED THE ALOLA PARTY MUSIC ;_; Thou I, think it usually ended the ep sgshskskks.
Hey Everyone! I made a spotify playlist to go along with my satogou fic, "Ships Passing in the Night and Sailing Together Until Morning"!
These songs are a combontion of songs I think fit the plot/characters in the fic and songs I listened to while writing the fic, though there's a lot of overlap! Try giving it a listen while you read sometime, it's quite fun in my opinion =D!